Need for a Guard

Yanjing was taken aback, and couldn't help but yelled in a surprised voice: "San Mao, you are cruel..."

Sanmao had a very good idea at the beginning, and with a flick of her vaginal leg, she subdued Xiao Jingjing, and then took the bank ticket, and left in a chic way, going to pick up girls and play with girls!

However, it suddenly occurred to me that the funny thing was that Xiao Jingjing's body structure was different from her own in one thing.

He's not a man at all, he doesn't have that baby in his crotch.

Then, wouldn't this kick of my cunning leg be useless?

Sanmao is in trouble!

A miraculous scene appeared...

As soon as the slack legs touched Xiao Jingjing's crotch, Xiao Jingjing let out an exaggerated wail, clutched her crotch, and rolled all over the ground. The painful appearance seemed to be that he had really grown that thing.

Pack!

Just pretend for me!

Sanmao looked at Xiao Jingjing with her hands behind her back, and said disdainfully: "What are you pretending to be? You are an eunuch, there is no such thing as a seductive thing in your crotch, what the hell are you hurting? Isn't it because you lost the battle and want to renege on your debts? Don’t you want to give me money? My lord has a lot of three hairs, at worst I don’t want money!”

While talking, he knelt down again, looked at the tears that could not help but burst out of Yanjing's eyes, and said with a look of approval: "I said, little Jingjing, your acting skills are really good, and your voice is so eloquent, better than Sanmao and me. The acting is real."

"Just based on this, you really impress me. If I wasn't in a hurry to pick up girls, I would really want to ask you to be my teacher and learn some real skills!"

After speaking, turn around and leave!

Yanjing was writhing in pain, with snot and tears running down her face.

Where did he expect Sanmao to use such a heavy hand?

Yanjing wailed and shouted: "Little Maozi, don't leave, you come back to me, who said I was faking? I didn't act, you... you have to be responsible for me!"

Sanmao looked at Yanjing's reluctance, and walked back with her mouth pouted.

Sanmao knelt down, looked at Yanjing, and said disdainfully: "Little Jingjing, are you dreaming? You are an eunuch, do you know that? It's not like you don't know if the eunuch is missing something!"

"To put it bluntly, in the entire palace, except for the emperor, who else has that thing? No matter how much you pretend, you are still a useless little eunuch!"

"I bother……"

Yan Jing spat hard, choked up and said, "I have it, I have it, believe it or not, I have it..."

Sanmao got angry, kicked Yanjing's ass, and said in a daze, "Little Jingjing, I thought you were my brother-in-law's apprentice, so I gave you some face!"

"But it's fine if you don't cry when you see the coffin! Wait until I take off your pants and take a closer look, won't it be fine?"

How dare the majestic Emperor Yanjing let others strip his pants?

If it gets out in the future, how can he be an emperor?

Yanjing grabbed her trousers and rolled all over the floor, not letting Yanjing take her trousers, for a while she didn't feel the pain in her crotch...

The more Yanjing refused to let Sanmao take off her trousers, the more Sanmao felt that little Jingjing was lying, wronging herself, drawing an elephant's nose and pretending to be there.

Sanmao refused to give up, and started a hand-to-hand fight with Yanjing.

slowly……

After all, Sanmao had the upper hand.

When Sanmao peeled off Yanjing's underwear and saw the lump of soft stuff in Yanjing's crotch, she couldn't help but turn pale with fright, and stood there blankly at a loss.

Yanjing was angry and ashamed, taking advantage of Sanmao's blankness, kicked Sanmao's crotch viciously.

Now it's Sanmao's turn to roll all over the floor, the inner cow is full of faces!

While lifting her pants, Yan Jing looked at San Mao, who was mourning miserably, and said in relief, "Yes! If you don't believe me, I'll keep my word, when did I ever tell a lie?"

Sanmao was in pain for a long time before he finally summoned his inner breath and suppressed the severe pain.

He sat on the ground with a surprised face, looked at Yan Jing in a daze and said: "Who the hell are you? Why is there such a thing in your crotch?"

Yan Jing blushed, and said angrily: "You asked knowingly, don't you remember what you said just now? You said that in the entire palace, only the emperor had that thing. I am not, just happened to have that thing. You said I was who?"

Sanmao's eyes widened, and Ai Ai said: "Little Jingjing, don't tell me, you are the little emperor who doesn't understand, is spurned by everyone, and suffers when every flower sees flowers..."

"You fart!"

Yanjing took advantage of Sanmao's stupefaction, stretched out her foot, and returned the kick Sanmao kicked on her ass, angrily said: "I am the emperor, but no one despises me. Seeing the flowers suffer? It should be loved by everyone, and the flowers bloom, okay?"

Sanmao is really stupid this time!

No wonder this kid has the air of a king faintly!Still so arrogant, even Eunuch Sun, the manager, is so afraid of him?

your sister!

Little Jingjing turned out to be the emperor.

Sanmao had black lines on his face, feeling uneasy.

Thinking about these days, I don't know how many old fists I have beaten Yanjing.

And today I kicked Yanjing's baby again, it doesn't matter if I kick it, I'm afraid it will be broken, and it won't give birth to dragon species, then it will be difficult!

What's more, he is still a court lady!

This is a big sin...

In principle, all the women in the palace, except the empress dowager, are the emperor's women.

God!He actually raped the emperor's woman in front of the emperor, and he was so daring, how cool it must be!

Thinking about the heroic deeds he has done, Sanmao couldn't help but feel his scalp tingle!

If one of these crimes is taken out at random, it is a serious crime of murder, said the extermination of the nine clans.

Brother-in-law, where did you accept such a bastard apprentice? Doesn’t this make me have nowhere to go to heaven and nowhere to go to earth?

Thinking of this, Sanmao stood up suddenly.

He didn't even say hello to Yan Jing, he swung his small arms and ran away in a hurry.

Yanjing sat on the ground without moving, and threatened San Mao: "Where are you going? This is the palace, and there are guards everywhere, all of whom have my eyeliner. If you run away again, you will be chopped into meat. "

Oh my God!

How about chopping it into a meat paste?

Sanmao was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped, with bursts of cold sweat breaking out on his forehead.

Yan Jing sat on the ground, laughed loudly, and proudly said: "Little Maozi, are you afraid? Come on, obediently kowtow to me, I might spare your life..."

kowtow?

At the critical juncture, although Sanmao was flustered, he did not lose his composure...

Sanmao cleared his mind and thought for a while, tricks and schemes came to his mind!

He suppressed the panic in his heart, and said calmly as usual: "I'm afraid of shit! Little Yanjing, I can tell you that Shi Yue is your master, and Shi Yue is also a brother-in-law."

"Does my sister know? She is as beautiful as a celestial being, and she makes my brother-in-law bewildered on the bed. She wants to die, and Shi Yue loves the house and the crow. That is very important to me, my brother-in-law!"

"If you dare to kill me, just wait for my brother-in-law to turn against you? Maybe in a fit of anger, I will grab your head and use it as a chamber pot, do you believe it?"

After Sanmao finished speaking, he stared straight at Yanjing. Although his face was calm as usual, his heart was beating wildly, and it was already stuck in his throat, as if it would jump out if he was not careful.

But I was thinking in my heart: this guy Yanjing, will he eat this set or not?

Cheap brother-in-law, my life is in your hands, you have to work hard...