Need for a Guard
Chapter 284
Not to mention Ma Wuchang's face was flushed with embarrassment, even the other talents who lined up mocked Ma Wuchang and thought hard, but none of them could answer.
For a moment, the noisy long queue became quiet.
All the talented people gathered together and thought about how to match this couplet and let Chen Sifan take a look at it.
This couplet is so difficult that it has already left Ma Wuchang's mind for several blocks. Even if Ma Wuchang has turned his intestines to pieces, it is impossible to match such a couplet.
At this moment, his face turned red, how could he think about this couplet?
Apart from his flushed and hot face, Ma Wuchang was still thinking: It's over!It's over!Li Xianyu's self-portrait just slipped out of his hands...
Chen Sifan still smiled like a spring breeze, looked at Ma Wuchang with great interest, and asked: "What? Mr. Ma, don't you bother to answer this couplet? Still can't answer it?"
"I can't answer..." Ma Wuchang said embarrassingly.
Chen Sifan interrupted Ma Wuchang's words at once, waved his hand and said: "Where! Where! I think Mr. Ma thinks this topic is too simple and disdains this couplet. Otherwise, Mr. Ma, I will change it again?"
Ma Wuchang was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. When he heard Chen Sifan find a step for him, he hurriedly smiled and said: "Master Chen, change another one! Hehe... This question is really too simple. I can't answer it. Out of my level."
Oh...
Facing such a shameless person, all the talented scholars booed and cast contemptuous glances at him!
Ma Wuchang seemed to be undecided, and waved his hands smartly: "Master Chen, please write a question, the harder the better, otherwise it will show my transcendent level?"
I thought to myself that since Chen Sifan wanted to give himself a new question, he must give himself a step down, and the questions he asked would not be too difficult.
At this time, just say the big words, just to listen to those talented people, and you can also appear to be very knowledgeable...
Chen Sifan smiled kindly, stood up and paced back and forth: "Okay! Since Mr. Ma has this request, if I don't satisfy Mr. Ma, I will let all the talented people gossip."
Chen Sifan looked at the big fiery red lantern on the charming attic building, and said loudly: "The four-sided lamp, single-layer paper, is brilliant, shining all over the east, west, and north."
As soon as this couplet came out, all the talented people were surprised after thinking about it for a while. This couplet is more difficult than the last couplet. How did Ma Wuchang solve the problem?
Ju thought sarcastically in his heart: Everyone Chen is deliberately embarrassing Ma Wuchang.
This big guy deserves it!
Who told you that you have no ink in your chest and want to call yourself romantic?shame on you...
As the person involved, Ma Wuchang felt the deepest, and he was the most frightened.
When he heard Chen Sifan's couplet, at that moment, he was so frightened that his hands and feet became weak and weak, and he almost couldn't support his body that had been hollowed out by the wine, and shrank on the ground.
Ma Wuchang hastily supported a table in front of him, and barely supported himself just now.
In a hurry, his complexion seemed to have been splashed with pig's blood, and the pockmarked face, surrounded by blood red face, looked extraordinarily 'beautiful and charming'.
"Chen... everyone, Chen... your question is too...too simple, so simple that I don't know how to answer it..." Ma Wuchang didn't dare to ignore the contemptuous gazes of the talented scholars, and turned to Chen Sifan with a sullen face. , stammeringly said: "Master Chen, please make another pair that is even more difficult, so I can... show my skills..."
As soon as these words came out, the talented scholars finally could no longer hold back the anger in their hearts.
"Bah...how can you be so thick-skinned and not be afraid of humiliating gentleness?"
"Brother, he has a backer, be careful of his backer to deal with you..."
"You don't have any ink in your chest, yet you dare to brag? It's really embarrassing to the world's talents! Get off! Get off! Get off..."
……
Listening to the sarcasm of talented scholars, swarming past like a tide, Ma Wuchang really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, his complexion turned green and pale for a while, and he didn't know how to break the situation.
He just stood there awkwardly, staring at Chen Sifan with pitiful eyes.
Chen Sifan looked at Ma Wuchang's uncertain face and sneered in his heart.
On the surface, he put on an air of embarrassment: "Mr. Ma, Mr. Chen's level is limited, and when it comes to wit and quick thinking, how can he compare with Mr. Ma, who is one of the best!"
"Hey... Mr. Chen really doesn't have any more clever couplets. If Mr. Ma still doesn't bother to answer, then please stand aside, so as not to delay the pairing of the talented people behind."
After finishing speaking, ignoring how embarrassing Ma Wuchang was, he waved his hands to the many talents behind him and said, "Next!"
Ma Wuchang clenched his fists, looking pitifully at the open door of Charming Pavilion.
Although the door was open, there seemed to be an invisible wall blocking his way out. He looked back at Chen Sifan's face that was still full of smiles, his eyes filled with gloom.
Chen Sifan said the truth, in front of all the talents, Ma Wuchang's face was slapped.
It is said that scholars are people with the heart of Chinese cabbage, they talk sweetly and have swords, and they don't need swords to kill people. Shi Yue didn't believe it before, but seeing Chen Sifan's every move today, he couldn't help but be convinced of this golden saying.
But I was thinking in my heart: Why didn't Chen Sifan, an old man, become an official of worship?Otherwise, wouldn't there be another black-bellied man with deep plans in the court...
Shi Yue was lost in thought, when he saw You Lan looking for him from a distance.
She was dressed in white, wearing a bachelor's hat, dressed as a school boy, and looked fresh and hearty.
Seeing this little tail approaching, Shi Yue had a headache: this clingy little girl, as long as she posts it, she can do whatever she wants.
After saying hello to Sun Meng, he bowed his head and wanted to hide in the Charming Pavilion.
Unexpectedly, just as Shi Yue lurked at the door, he was stopped by Ma Wuchang with his arms outstretched, and blushed and shouted: "Hey, where did the bastard come from, dare to sneak into the Charming Pavilion? You treat it as the Charming Pavilion is you Can the kennel be entered casually?"
Ma Wuchang's cry directly attracted the eyes of all the talents, and they all looked over from this side.
Seeing that Shi Yue wanted to sneak into the Charming Pavilion secretly, they all blushed and denounced him vigorously.
"Do you understand the rules? Don't you know the right pair?"
"Looking at his clothes, he's just an old hat with no taste, no education..."
……
Shi Yue knew that he had been regarded as a thorn in the side and a thorn in the flesh by all the talents, and he wanted to sneak in secretly, but it was in vain.
Ma Wuchang blocked the door, glanced at Shi Yue, and vented all his anger on Shi Yue: "Where did you come from? I didn't even go in, you little prickly hair. What sneaked in? You think you are an uncle!"
For a moment, the noisy long queue became quiet.
All the talented people gathered together and thought about how to match this couplet and let Chen Sifan take a look at it.
This couplet is so difficult that it has already left Ma Wuchang's mind for several blocks. Even if Ma Wuchang has turned his intestines to pieces, it is impossible to match such a couplet.
At this moment, his face turned red, how could he think about this couplet?
Apart from his flushed and hot face, Ma Wuchang was still thinking: It's over!It's over!Li Xianyu's self-portrait just slipped out of his hands...
Chen Sifan still smiled like a spring breeze, looked at Ma Wuchang with great interest, and asked: "What? Mr. Ma, don't you bother to answer this couplet? Still can't answer it?"
"I can't answer..." Ma Wuchang said embarrassingly.
Chen Sifan interrupted Ma Wuchang's words at once, waved his hand and said: "Where! Where! I think Mr. Ma thinks this topic is too simple and disdains this couplet. Otherwise, Mr. Ma, I will change it again?"
Ma Wuchang was so ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. When he heard Chen Sifan find a step for him, he hurriedly smiled and said: "Master Chen, change another one! Hehe... This question is really too simple. I can't answer it. Out of my level."
Oh...
Facing such a shameless person, all the talented scholars booed and cast contemptuous glances at him!
Ma Wuchang seemed to be undecided, and waved his hands smartly: "Master Chen, please write a question, the harder the better, otherwise it will show my transcendent level?"
I thought to myself that since Chen Sifan wanted to give himself a new question, he must give himself a step down, and the questions he asked would not be too difficult.
At this time, just say the big words, just to listen to those talented people, and you can also appear to be very knowledgeable...
Chen Sifan smiled kindly, stood up and paced back and forth: "Okay! Since Mr. Ma has this request, if I don't satisfy Mr. Ma, I will let all the talented people gossip."
Chen Sifan looked at the big fiery red lantern on the charming attic building, and said loudly: "The four-sided lamp, single-layer paper, is brilliant, shining all over the east, west, and north."
As soon as this couplet came out, all the talented people were surprised after thinking about it for a while. This couplet is more difficult than the last couplet. How did Ma Wuchang solve the problem?
Ju thought sarcastically in his heart: Everyone Chen is deliberately embarrassing Ma Wuchang.
This big guy deserves it!
Who told you that you have no ink in your chest and want to call yourself romantic?shame on you...
As the person involved, Ma Wuchang felt the deepest, and he was the most frightened.
When he heard Chen Sifan's couplet, at that moment, he was so frightened that his hands and feet became weak and weak, and he almost couldn't support his body that had been hollowed out by the wine, and shrank on the ground.
Ma Wuchang hastily supported a table in front of him, and barely supported himself just now.
In a hurry, his complexion seemed to have been splashed with pig's blood, and the pockmarked face, surrounded by blood red face, looked extraordinarily 'beautiful and charming'.
"Chen... everyone, Chen... your question is too...too simple, so simple that I don't know how to answer it..." Ma Wuchang didn't dare to ignore the contemptuous gazes of the talented scholars, and turned to Chen Sifan with a sullen face. , stammeringly said: "Master Chen, please make another pair that is even more difficult, so I can... show my skills..."
As soon as these words came out, the talented scholars finally could no longer hold back the anger in their hearts.
"Bah...how can you be so thick-skinned and not be afraid of humiliating gentleness?"
"Brother, he has a backer, be careful of his backer to deal with you..."
"You don't have any ink in your chest, yet you dare to brag? It's really embarrassing to the world's talents! Get off! Get off! Get off..."
……
Listening to the sarcasm of talented scholars, swarming past like a tide, Ma Wuchang really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, his complexion turned green and pale for a while, and he didn't know how to break the situation.
He just stood there awkwardly, staring at Chen Sifan with pitiful eyes.
Chen Sifan looked at Ma Wuchang's uncertain face and sneered in his heart.
On the surface, he put on an air of embarrassment: "Mr. Ma, Mr. Chen's level is limited, and when it comes to wit and quick thinking, how can he compare with Mr. Ma, who is one of the best!"
"Hey... Mr. Chen really doesn't have any more clever couplets. If Mr. Ma still doesn't bother to answer, then please stand aside, so as not to delay the pairing of the talented people behind."
After finishing speaking, ignoring how embarrassing Ma Wuchang was, he waved his hands to the many talents behind him and said, "Next!"
Ma Wuchang clenched his fists, looking pitifully at the open door of Charming Pavilion.
Although the door was open, there seemed to be an invisible wall blocking his way out. He looked back at Chen Sifan's face that was still full of smiles, his eyes filled with gloom.
Chen Sifan said the truth, in front of all the talents, Ma Wuchang's face was slapped.
It is said that scholars are people with the heart of Chinese cabbage, they talk sweetly and have swords, and they don't need swords to kill people. Shi Yue didn't believe it before, but seeing Chen Sifan's every move today, he couldn't help but be convinced of this golden saying.
But I was thinking in my heart: Why didn't Chen Sifan, an old man, become an official of worship?Otherwise, wouldn't there be another black-bellied man with deep plans in the court...
Shi Yue was lost in thought, when he saw You Lan looking for him from a distance.
She was dressed in white, wearing a bachelor's hat, dressed as a school boy, and looked fresh and hearty.
Seeing this little tail approaching, Shi Yue had a headache: this clingy little girl, as long as she posts it, she can do whatever she wants.
After saying hello to Sun Meng, he bowed his head and wanted to hide in the Charming Pavilion.
Unexpectedly, just as Shi Yue lurked at the door, he was stopped by Ma Wuchang with his arms outstretched, and blushed and shouted: "Hey, where did the bastard come from, dare to sneak into the Charming Pavilion? You treat it as the Charming Pavilion is you Can the kennel be entered casually?"
Ma Wuchang's cry directly attracted the eyes of all the talents, and they all looked over from this side.
Seeing that Shi Yue wanted to sneak into the Charming Pavilion secretly, they all blushed and denounced him vigorously.
"Do you understand the rules? Don't you know the right pair?"
"Looking at his clothes, he's just an old hat with no taste, no education..."
……
Shi Yue knew that he had been regarded as a thorn in the side and a thorn in the flesh by all the talents, and he wanted to sneak in secretly, but it was in vain.
Ma Wuchang blocked the door, glanced at Shi Yue, and vented all his anger on Shi Yue: "Where did you come from? I didn't even go in, you little prickly hair. What sneaked in? You think you are an uncle!"
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