Need for a Guard

Chen Sifan was choked to death by You Lan's sudden words!

Looking at You Lan's angry gaze, Chen Sifan pointed at Shi Yue who was about to go berserk with an aggrieved face, and said with deep meaning: "Your master has a lot of ivory in his mouth..."

Only then did You Lan realize that it was Shi Yue who was playing tricks in the dark!

She wasn't afraid that Shi Yue would be furious with her anger, this bad guy would be dizzy with her anger every day because of all kinds of trivial things, and this time was not bad.

However, You Lan was afraid that if Shi Yue got angry, the delicious chicken leg meal tonight would disappear without a trace.

You Lan dragged Shi Yue to the side, and gently stroked Shi Yue's thick waist.

There was a flattering smile on her white and jade-like cheeks: "Master! You are so smart, how do you know that You Lan has a brilliant literary talent? Although this is true, you should keep a low profile."

This little girl said she was fat, but she was still panting.

The reason why Shi Yue trusts Youlan so much is because he clearly remembers that he and Jiaoniang were on the mountain, when he met Youlan for the first time, Youlan made a super difficult absolute and asked Jiaoniang to answer.

It was precisely because of Jiaoniang's meeting that the wonderful and extraordinary stories that followed were triggered.

And such complicated absolutes are definitely beyond the imagination of ordinary people. From this incident, one can guess that Youlan must still have a lot of poems and songs in her mind.

With a cold face, Shi Yue lowered his voice, and told You Lan what happened just now.

It wasn't until the end that Shi Yue said to You Lan word by word: "In a while, old man Chen will let you match the pair, as long as you match the pair, the master will not only not be angry with you, but the meal of chicken legs tonight will definitely be a good match." Cash it in, whether you can eat Youlan or not depends on your ability..."

"Isn't it right? I think it's such a big deal!" You Lan curled her lips in disdain, and pulled Shi Yue back to Chen Sifan.

She pinched her waist, and as if conjuring again, she grabbed a handful of melon seeds from her small pocket, and while chewing melon seeds, she said with disdain, "Old man Chen, how courageous you are! You still have delusional ideas!" Looking to confront my lord, don’t you know that our lord is a literary star descending to earth, who will dominate the literary world for thousands of years?”

Chen Sifan's eyes were full of disdain, and he hummed, "I don't believe it."

You Lan quickly spat out the melon seeds, and said disdainfully: "Old man Chen, you don't cry when you see the coffin! Are you really determined to fight against my master?"

"Okay, no matter! What pair do you have, let's test against Shutong first, as long as you have the ability to catch Shutong, Shutong will let you go, what do you think?"

You Lan's words aroused the arrogance in Chen Sifan's heart!

He stroked his beard excitedly, his shoulders trembled, and he said forcefully: "What a bold bookboy, how dare you boast? Wait until Chen will meet you..."

Seeing that one old man, one young man, one master, and one book boy, all the talents were about to match up, and all of them stared wide-eyed, not wanting to miss this wonderful scene.

Ma Wuchang pointed at Shi Yue and You Lan with a gloomy expression.

He said to Chen Sifan: "Master Chen, you must not deliberately let the water go. If you lose, you will be inferior to a little girl. Why don't you be laughed out of your teeth by these talents?"

Shi Yue quickly interjected: "Young Master Ma, there is no need to worry, all the talents have long lost their teeth..."

Ma Wuchang was surprised: "Why?"

All the talents also cast curious eyes.

Shi Yue winked and said: "Just now, Mr. Ma didn't meet Mr. Chen's match, and all the talents have already laughed their teeth out. At this moment, they are looking for their teeth in a hurry..."

There were bursts of applause among the talents.

Even Chen Sifan admired Shi Yue's quick wit and admiration, thinking to himself, could it be that this soldier ruffian is extraordinary, he is really a gangster pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?

Only Ma Wuchang's face was livid with embarrassment.

But Sheng Shiyue was telling the truth, Ma Wuchang was at his wit's end for a while, and couldn't find enough words to push back!He had no choice but to clenched his fists, stared at Shi Yue with rounded eyes, but he held a bad breath in his heart.

Chen Sifan coughed lightly, and then said to Ma Wuchang: "What are you worried about, Mr. Ma? Certainly Chen will treat everyone equally."

Turning around, he said to all the talents: "All talents, Mr. Ma is worried about Mr. Chen and is biased. In this case, I will use the same pair and give it to different people to see the difference in effect!"

Chen Sifan stared back at You Lan's white and smooth face, and said, "Water-cooled gold-cold fire temple is under construction!"

It was only now that the talented scholars understood what Chen Sifan meant by 'fairness'.

This is exactly the same as the pair that was tested against Ma Wuchang just now, and it is truly completely fair.

All the talents were brought up again by Chen Sifan's old story, and they all began to meditate on the second couplet of this pair, but after thinking about it, there is still no suitable couplet, really annoying!

You Lan heard the words, but she was still nibbling melon seeds in a chic way.

Ma Wuchang pointed at Youlan, laughed loudly and said, "Are you right? Are you right? Aren't you arrogant? Aren't you a magical little book boy? I'm yuck! You're a good-for-nothing."

You Lan acted as if she had never heard of it, she still casually swallowed the melon seeds!

It's just that her pretty ears trembled abruptly, her charming eyes narrowed slightly, and her dark pupils suddenly shrank and enlarged!Shrink again, enlarge again, become more mysterious and secluded.

Shi Yue felt a little nervous, and had been looking at You Lan attentively.

Seeing this scene, I was overjoyed!

In his previous life, as a national treasure-level special soldier, the information Shi Yue came into contact with, although not the most scientific, was undoubtedly the most advanced...

Although some things are very superstitious, very strange, and cannot be understood by ordinary people.

However, I have to admit that some things do represent unique and extraordinary abilities.

Among them, only [-]% of the world's people have moving ears. Such people have extremely developed nervous systems and logical thinking far superior to ordinary people.

The number of people whose pupils can shrink and dilate continuously is less than one percent in the world. Such people have super-sensitive senses and have a deep perspective of thinking.

And You Lan, a little girl, not only can move her ears, but her pupils can also shrink and enlarge continuously.

How many people like this are there in the world?

Shi Yue looked at You Lan with great interest, but thought proudly in his heart: Why did such a baby become my little maid?This is really a gift from God to me!

At this time, Shi Yue had already made up his mind, he would rather kill Youlan by mistake than let him go!

If you don't keep her in your pocket, you will be struck by lightning sooner or later!

You Lan's strange phenomenon continued for a while, and finally, her ears stopped shaking, and her black pupils returned to normal.

Shi Yue heaved a sigh of relief, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face: According to the experience he gained in his previous life, this is a harbinger of success!