Need for a Guard

"What hurts? Egg hurts?"

Bai Mochou was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized, she rolled her eyes angrily:

Shi Yue, where did he learn this new vocabulary? Although it's a bit evil, it sounds like bullshit.

Bai Su also heard clearly from the side.

She froze for a moment, twisted her waist slightly, and lightly grabbed Shi Yue's waist, her face flushed and spread to her pink neck, she covered her mouth and giggled shyly.

Shi Yue gave Bai Su a hard look, and said helplessly, "My eldest miss, why are you smiling so happily? Do you know what pain in the egg means?"

Bai Su blushed, glanced at Shi Yue, and said with a silly smile: "Why don't I understand? I'm not a child, my grandma showed me "Eighteen Classics of Imperial Women."

""The Eighteen Classics of Imperial Women"? What is that?" Shi Yue became interested when he heard the title of the book: "Can you lend it to me?"

Bai Su smiled so red that the sky was full of red clouds, and waved her tender hands again and again, "No! No! It's a book for girls, men can't read it. If you read it, you'll learn badly. I can't push you into the sea of ​​suffering."

You Lan got out at some point, hugged Shi Yue's other arm, smiled like a flower, glanced at Shi Yue, and argued to Bai Su: "My master is out of breath, look at your "Eighteen Classics of Imperial Women" ", maybe it can become a little purer..."

Shi Yue pursed his lips in disdain: I've read all eighteen touches, so what are the Eighteen Classics?

Bai Su sees that You Lan has never read the Eighteen Classics of Imperial Women, so she intends to show off her knowledge and show off her sense of superiority!He grinned and tortured Shi Yue and You Lan, "Let me ask you, do you know how painful egg pain is?"

You Lan smiled, but did not answer.

Shi Yue was a little curious and shook his head: "I only know that it hurts, but I don't know how much it hurts, Susu, do you know?"

Bai Su smiled happily, and said coquettishly, "Have you experienced the pain of broken ribs?"

Shi Yue nodded. In his previous life, his ribs were often broken. Although the pain was painful, he could still bear it.

Bai Su rolled his eyes, blushed, and Xiuyou said: "Then let me tell you, according to the description in the Eighteenth Royal Women's Classic, egg pain is a very severe pain, which is equivalent to breaking [-] bones at the same time." The ribs are so painful, hehe...how is it? Isn't it very vivid?"

Bai Su smiled happily, but looked down Shi Yue with a pair of wonderful eyes, her cheeks were flushed with embarrassment, and the breath she exhaled was scalding hot.

Shi Yue jumped down, clutching his crotch reflexively.

I thought to myself that the egg pain is so good, it seems that I must be very careful, and I must not let others kick my egg.

You Lan smiled disdainfully, shook Shi Yue's arm, and explained: "Master, what she said is not vivid enough, not specific enough, I will tell you one more, and you will understand better."

Shi Yue nodded, Bai Su also pricked up his ears to eavesdrop, but his eyes were still fixed on Shi Yue's body, seeming very curious.

Youlan smiled mysteriously, and said in a low voice: "I also read a book, which described it like this, hey! Master, can you imagine how painful it is for a woman to give birth to a baby?"

Shi Yue nodded: "It was a heart-piercing pain."

Bai Su turned her face around, pouted her lips, and said to You Lan: "Does pain in the egg have anything to do with women giving birth?"

"Of course there is!"

You Lan stretched out her small hand and gestured exaggeratedly: "I tell you two, the pain of a woman giving birth to a baby is equivalent to breaking twenty ribs at the same time, and the pain of egg pain is equivalent to giving birth to 160 babies at the same time."

scare!

so scary...

"It hurts so much?" Bai Su was so frightened that his face turned pale, he shook Shi Yue's arm, his head shook like a rattle, and said aggrievedly, "I won't have a baby in the future, okay?"

Shi Yue was taken aback: Does it have anything to do with me whether you love life or not?

When Youlan heard that she was unwilling, she sneered and said, "Susu, you are so unreasonable! Whether you have a baby or not, what does it matter to our master?"

what?

Bai Su was frightened and stupid just now, she accidentally said what was in her heart, her face was so delicate and beautiful with embarrassment, and she also complained that she was useless: This bad guy must not have heard my thoughts, right?

Hey... so embarrassing to say.

Bai Su sneaked a glance at Shi Yue, and saw that he was still staring at the layout intently, and felt a little more relaxed.

At the same time, there is a bit of resentment in my heart: this bad guy, doesn't he care about my unintentional 'confession'?

Bai Su pouted, grabbed Shi Yue's sleeve, and muttered: "Indifferent bad guy..."

Shi Yue ignored her and continued to watch Zeng Tong's layout.

You Lan looked at Bai Su triumphantly, with a narrow smile on her pretty cheeks, she said: "Afraid of pain? Are you afraid of having a baby? She is indeed a delicate girl, she has never suffered."

Bai Su was not reconciled, and said back: "Who said I was afraid? I... I am not afraid."

You Lan looked up at the sky: "I just don't believe it!"

Bai Su clenched his fists tightly, but shook Shi Yue's arm vigorously, walked on his little feet, and said angrily, "Xiao Lanlan, just wait, as long as I find someone I like, I will give birth to ten or twenty babies for you to see." See, let you know what a strong woman I am."

You Lan said excitedly: "What am I waiting for? Give birth now if you have the ability!"

Bai Su pinched his waist and said angrily: "I... who am I going to have sex with? I also said that you are also afraid of pain, so you can give birth to me too."

"Life is born, who is afraid of whom?"

"Then you give birth, give birth now..."

……

The two shook Shi Yue's arm while arguing across Shi Yue.

At first, the voice was still suppressed, but then the voice became louder and louder, and the decibels became higher and higher, all of which poured into Shi Yue's ears.

Shi Yue was so angry that he swung his arms, pinched You Lan and Bai Su's chins, and hummed heavily: "What the hell, how do you live without a man?"

You Lan and Bai Su looked at Shi Yue with grievances, pouted their lips, and hesitated to speak.

Impatiently, Shi Yue pushed the two of them aside, begging: "You two girls, I have business to do! I'm watching chess! How can I have time to talk to you about graduate students' babies? Besides, students The baby is your own business, you should study it later and don't bother me."

While talking, the two were pushed far away by Shi Yue.

You Lan stomped her feet fiercely, even pulled Bai Su's arm, and said angrily: "Susu, ignore this bad guy, let's go over there to discuss the matter of having a baby, it's quiet over there, no one disturbs you."

"Exactly! Exactly! Let's ignore Caishisan, a bad guy..."

While holding You Lan's arm affectionately, Bai Su said in a low voice: "Xiao Lanlan, it is said in the book that a man and a woman can have a baby by sleeping on the same bed? This is so strange..."

"Eh... I don't understand either, oh, it's not good!"

You Lan suddenly frowned, her cheeks were hot: "I've been sleeping with the bad guy for a long time, could it be that I'm pregnant with the bad guy's child? I'm so scared..."

Bai Su also seemed to remember something, hesitantly said with a blushing face, "No, I... I seem to have been crushed by Shi San too... What should I do?"

"Don't panic! Don't panic!"

You Lan comforted Bai Su, looked up on the high platform again, and said in a low voice: "Hong Xing, an unclean woman, knows these things best, it's time to ask her to understand, I dare not go by myself, wait I'll be free for a while, let's ask her..."

Shi Yue vaguely heard the conversation between You Lan and Bai Su, and his stomach ached from laughing.

Women in this era don't have transparent pre-marital education, so they don't even know how to give birth to a baby?How pitiful to say!

Shhh!

Just at this moment, a burst of powerful hisses came from among the students.

Immediately afterwards, Zeng Tong said triumphantly: "Hongxing, why don't you go? You should go! Go quickly..."

Shi Yue looked up and couldn't help being shocked!