Need for a Guard

Chapter 330 An Unbelievable Paradox

As soon as Shi Yue uttered the words of praise, everyone present looked very strange.

Because anyone can see that Shi Yue's words of praise come from the heart, and he agrees with him from the bottom of his heart, not a mocking irony.

Among them... But there is a university question.

All the Confucian scholars put down their wine glasses, with incomprehensible worries flickering in their eyes.

The gifted scholars were rather disdainful in their hearts: Can such bullshit big characters be called good characters?Cockroaches and rats crawling up and down casually are the best of the best.

Kong Liren was also puzzled by Shi Yue's heartfelt admiration, thinking that it seems that Brother Shi's handwriting is indeed not as good as mine!

Among them, Meng Chen had the most complex expression.

Meng Chen was planning that after Shi Yue finished reading Kong Liren's words, he would mock him wantonly - after all, this guy is just a rude soldier, and he is not good at disguising emotions.

But seeing Shi Yue's sincere admiration, he couldn't help being surprised at first, then sullen, and after thinking about it, his face turned red with anger.

He stared straight at Shi Yue, and asked aggressively: "Master Shi, tell me, what's so good about this word, what's so beautiful about it? So many seniors here are watching, but you should listen to Shi Yue." Young Master disassembled it carefully."

Shi Yue said with a serious look: "Masters, don't you all see such obvious benefits? The reason why I admire this calligraphy so much is that, just as Mr. Meng said just now, Brother Kong's writing reveals his heart and mind. Talents who know the heavens and the latitudes of the earth have the opportunity to hide the universe in their stomachs."

"And from my point of view, in terms of artistic conception, this word has reached the pinnacle of perfection. In terms of taste, it also means that everyone is drunk and I am alone. It really has the demeanor of a master."

I spit!

I vomit, vomit!

All the talented scholars were completely overwhelmed by Shi Yue's flattery and disgusting nonsense, and the food and drink in their stomachs poured into their throats, and they were just a little bit close to spitting out.

Meng Chen's face showed an uncertain light, and he already knew in his heart that Shi Yue, a soldier, was here to play tricks on him.

After understanding the truth, Meng Chen laughed back angrily, gnashed his teeth and said, "Master Shi, although you gave birth to a lotus flower in your mouth, what's so good about not actually saying it? Hmph... you If you can't say it, all the talented scholars and I can only treat what you just said as stinky fart."

Shi Yue laughed loudly, pointed to this picture, and said to everyone: "Don't everyone only see the seven characters of 'firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea'? Don't you see that this is actually a poem with a deep meaning ? It's just that the first three lines of the poem were hidden by Mr. Kong..."

He turned to Kong Liren and said, "Young Master Kong, am I right?"

Although Kong Liren didn't know what Shi Yuedao wanted to do?But for his 'kindness', he would not reject him, and quickly replied with a smile: "Brother Shi knows me very well, and understands the meaning of my words."

Meng Chen's gloomy face turned pale, and he asked, "What kind of poem is it?"

"This is what Brother Kong blurted out when he was chatting with me."

Shi Yue smiled and chanted: "

Music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, hops,

In the past, every piece was inseparable from it;

Now everything has changed,

Chai rice oil salt sauce vinegar tea. "

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but stared blankly, frowned and thought deeply, especially those great scholars, who were more psychic, and their eyes shot out a superb light.

Old man Geng stood up, picked up a brush, and completed the first three sentences on the rice paper. After observing for a long time, he said in awe, "Good poem! Good poem."

Meng Chen was puzzled, frowned, with a cold face, and hummed: "What's so good about it? I'm waiting for a talented person but I don't know!"

Shi Yue laughed loudly, pointed at Meng Chen's nose, and said with a smile: "Mr. Meng is not working hard, and he doesn't distinguish between five grains. Of course, he can't understand the meaning of it."

He picked up a glass of wine and said to Meng Chen: "Dare to ask Mr. Meng, what is this wine made of?"

"This..." Meng Chen pondered for a while, then hummed, "I don't know."

Shi Yue shook his head and said with a smile: "This wine is made from rice."

Shi Yue pointed to the rice paper again, and said to Meng Chen: "Dare to ask Mr. Meng, what is this rice paper made of?"

Meng Chen's face was flushed, his eyes were like eagles, he stared at Shi Yue's face firmly, and said word by word: "I...I don't know."

Shi Yue said with a smile: "Xuan paper is made of wood, that is, 'firewood'."

"Look, Mr. Meng, when we restore wine, painting, and tea to their essence, we will find that these sentimental things have taken off the layer of artistic clothes, and what is exposed is nothing but ordinary. Mi, Firewood and flowers."

"And when these rice, firewood, and flowers are put on the clothes, they pretend to be things that you talented people like. It's ridiculous that you are still complacent and kept in the dark."

When Shi Yue said this, he met Meng Chen's eyes directly, amplified his voice, and spoke sharply, "Brother Kong Liren, Brother Kong, has real talents in his belly, he can penetrate the surface of the skin and peep into the inner world." Texture. You can see through piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and hops. Although it is brilliant and boundless, it is just a fleeting moment. Although firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea are ordinary, they are the way to return to the original."

Meng Chen's face turned red and turned pale, and he was taken aback by Shi Yue's long speech, and his mind was like a mess.

For a moment, I couldn't react.

All the talents also felt that Shi Yue's words were very reasonable, they frowned, concentrated and thought carefully.

Shi Yue didn't give Meng Chen time to react, he stared into his eyes fearlessly, and asked, "Dare to ask Mr. Meng, such a great talent with depth, artistic conception, and good insight into the details, can't he be called a man with a chest?" A talent who knows the heavens and latitudes, does he have the opportunity to hide the universe?"

Even though Meng Chen was in a mess, he could hear what Shi Yue said seemed reasonable, but he still instinctively wanted to deny Shi Yue's evaluation of Kong Liren.

However, before Meng Chen could say anything...

Old man Geng jumped out with a limp, and said to everyone: "It's called it, it's called it! After listening to Mr. Shi's penetrating analysis, I just realized that Mr. Kong is a real talent with noble character, elegance and great wisdom. ah."

Old man Geng's words set the tone for Shi Yue's tirade just now. No matter how confused, thick-skinned, and bold Meng Chen was, he would not dare to refute Old Man Geng's words!

Kong Liren's face also flushed, and he was as happy as falling into a dream: How could I be recognized as a great talent by Brother Shi's words?

It's so strange!

Meng Chen felt even more sad, his mind was dizzy for a while, and then he came to his senses, thinking: No way!It was obvious just now that the debate was about how ugly Kong Liren's handwriting was. Why did Shi Yue get distracted by his heart and mind after a while?

Shi Yue, a soldier ruffian, is really not a good thing!

Meng Chen was so angry that he pointed to the calligraphy and said with a sneer: "Master Shi, I don't care how noble Master Kong's heart is, I just ask you, do you dare to say that Master Kong's characters are 'good characters'?"

"Haha... There's nothing you dare not say, you're so crazy, I'm about to tell you about this matter."

Shi Yue stared at Meng Chen with fascinated eyes, "Let me ask Mr. Meng, words are like a person's character, right?"

"Of course!"

"Let me ask Mr. Meng again, if a person's character is noble and elegant, the character is also elegant and refined, right?"

"Extremely."

Shi Yue laughed loudly and said: "Just now everyone has made a final decision, which shows that Confucius's character is noble and elegant, and all the talents and everyone have no objection. Does that mean that Brother Kong's writing should also be elegant and refined?" Woolen cloth?"

what?

In an instant, Meng Chen was squeezed by Shi Yue and was rendered speechless, his face was gloomy, swollen to the color of a pig's liver, red and swollen to the point of penetration.

All the talented scholars and great Confucian scholars were stunned, they were all puzzled by Shi Yue's conclusion.

But this absurd conclusion is so perfect and impeccable that it is incredible.

[Author's digression]: Luna definitely guarantees three updates, but there is no manuscript saved, and the update time is not fixed, everyone forgive me!

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