Need for a Guard

In the evening, Sanmao and Li'er hang out together again.

After the two of them touched and scratched enough, Li'er pushed Sanmao aside, complaining, "Little Maozi, you are not a man anymore, why are you still so perverted? Sometimes I really doubt that you are not a eunuch."

"Hey, good Lier, if I wasn't a eunuch, would you marry me?" Sanmao grabbed Lier's tender hand and played with it wantonly.

"Tch, who wants to marry you, a naughty little bastard!"

Li'er blushed and turned her head away, and when she turned around again, her delicate face was pink, shy and soft, and she muttered: "Actually... Actually, eunuchs can also marry wives..."

what?

Seeing the affectionate look in Lier's eyes, Sanmao was overjoyed. Taking advantage of Lier's defenselessness, she leaned forward and kissed her pink and soft lips.

"Xiao Maozi, you are taking advantage of me again, every day is not enough!"

Li'er chased and beat Sanmao indiscriminately, grabbed his ear, and said word by word: "Xiao Maozi, did you understand what I just said?"

"Ah? What sentence? I didn't understand..." San Mao shook her head with a narrow smile on her face.

"Asshole, forget it if you don't understand!" Li'er snorted, and was about to go to Shude Palace. Sanmao hurriedly grabbed Li'er's little hand to prevent her from leaving.

Li'er raised her eyes and said angrily, "Why are you dragging me? Don't you understand what I say?"

"Let me tell you something serious!"

Sanmao winked and said, "Isn't Concubine Jing not feeling well? I got a table of [-] seats from the imperial dining room in the palace. There are many rare and precious tonics in it. They came here as tributes from the Western Regions and Korea." Yes, nourishing the body should have a miraculous effect."

"Is there such a thing? This...isn't it good?" Li'er hesitated.

Sanmao frowned, and snorted: "What are you afraid of? With Sanmao here, I guarantee that nothing will happen. Moreover, the eighteen tables of the royal meal were originally given as tribute to the Empress Dowager, but I used my means to intercept them halfway. I don’t feel sorry for such a good thing for that old demon woman, but how good would it be for the virtuous and virtuous Concubine Jing to enjoy it?”

"Sanmao, you are a bit brave! Concubine Jing is afraid..." Li'er was obviously hesitant.

Sanmao nodded Li'er's head, and said persuasively, "Holier, are you stupid? It's not my intention to give Concubine Jing this stuff."

"My original intention is for you to enjoy, Li'er. As long as Li'er eats the eighteen imperial meals, you will be guaranteed to have a smoother face, slimmer waist, bigger breasts, and more upturned buttocks. When Brother Sanmao sees you, you will be happy." I like it more..."

"Ah? So that's it!"

Li'er was hesitant at first, but she touched her breasts and buttocks, which were not very well developed, bit her pink lips tightly, and made up her mind: "Yes, Xiao Maozi will send the eighteen imperial meals tonight, I want beautiful ones. Eat it last time to see if it can promote growth, hee hee...you are so hungry."

"Where is Concubine Jing..." San Mao asked.

Li'er patted her chest, and assured her: "I've given it to Concubine Jing, and I will definitely be able to convince you."

"Hey... Li'er is awesome!" Sanmao stroked Li'er's little hand, with a strange look on his face.

Although Li'er and Concubine Jing are master and servant, they have a very good relationship and are as close as a mother and daughter.

Sanmao ordered the reliable eunuchs to bring up the eighteen tables of the imperial meal, and warned them that anyone who dared to reveal the news would be beheaded.

The eunuchs were silent like cicadas, so naturally they didn't dare to say anything, and retreated obediently.

Accompanied by Li'er, Concubine Jing came out of the room elegantly and dignifiedly, stared at the rich imperial banquet for a long time, and sighed deeply: "I remember the last time I had such a rich banquet, It was 15 years ago!"

The words were so lonely that Sanmao, who was an optimist, felt a deep sense of loneliness.

Li'er seemed to be asking for credit and said: "Madam, this is Xiao Maozi's filial piety to you."

"Thank you, Eunuch Mao!" Concubine Jing said softly to San Mao, "Eunuch Mao has a heart."

Sanmao hurriedly said: "This is what a little boy should do, Concubine Jing, please sit down, the food will be cold in a while, but it won't taste good."

Concubine Jing sat down first, and said softly: "Eunuch Mao and Li'er, let's sit down and eat together, they are not outsiders, there is no need to be so special."

Li'er smelled the fragrance of the vegetables, and the greedy worms in her stomach started screaming, she was really looking forward to Concubine Jing talking like this.

Li'er sat down with Sanmao's buttocks, picked up the chopsticks, and picked whichever she liked, but she didn't have the slightest tenderness to eat.

Sanmao took out the Yuyaochun that he had prepared earlier, poured a full cup for Concubine Jing, and said with a lotus flower in his mouth, "Msg Concubine Jing, you are the gentlest, most beautiful, and most reasonable person I have ever seen in the palace." Empress, Xiao Maozi respects Empress with a cup, may Concubine Jing always be beautiful and moving, Xiao Maozi does it first to respect."

Sanmao raised his head and drank the wine in the glass.

Concubine Jing is too strong to drink, and she has conflicts in her heart - if she hadn't been drunk and infatuated back then, she wouldn't have been unable to keep her bottom line and ended up so depressed.

But Sanmao is his great benefactor, if he drank so boldly, if he didn't drink all of it, wouldn't it be rude?

Concubine Jing deliberated for a long time, and finally raised her head and drank a full cup of Yuyaochun. It was sweet and slightly spicy to nourish her heart, and made Concubine Jing, who had never drank alcohol for many years, feel very refreshed.

Sanmao was overjoyed: I'm afraid you won't drink it, haha... As long as you drink the first cup, you will have to drink the second cup!

Sanmao immediately persuaded him to drink again: "Xiao Maozi entered the palace alone, without even a male genital. Thanks to the company of Concubine Jing and Li'er, I didn't feel lonely just now. Xiao Maozi toasted his wife again and wished you the best of luck." The empress looks not old." Looking up, a glass of wine went in again.

Concubine Jing was moved by hearing this, and hurriedly drank a second cup, a rosy glow appeared on her familiar face.

Sanmao talked and laughed happily, and invisibly toasted Concubine Jing five glasses of wine, Concubine Jing drank them all, her face flushed with drunkenness.

Concubine Jing finally took the initiative to toast to Sanmao: "Eunuch Mao, I have been hiding in the palace for a long time. I was poor and lonely, and I was bullied by others. It was not until Eunuch Mao became the official supervisor that Concubine Jing gained some dignity. Concubine Jing respects Eunuch Mao. One cup, thank you, Eunuch Mao, for your great kindness." He raised his head and killed him.

After drinking this glass of wine, Concubine Jing finally entered the countdown to getting drunk!

At this time, Sanmao discovered that Concubine Jing was actually a deep-seated drunkard. After entering the state of drunkenness, she was very different from the gentleness and tranquility before. Mature charm.

Concubine Jing scrambled to comfort Sanmao to drink after getting drunk, even Li'er, who was only focused on eating food, didn't let her go.

After drinking for three rounds, Sanmao realized that he didn't drink enough to fit Concubine Jing's teeth.

Fortunately, I have deep internal strength, and I can force out part of the alcoholic power, so that I can barely persevere.

Finally, during a collision of wine glasses, Concubine Jing was exhausted from drinking, her eyes were blurred, and she fell down on the wine table.

Li'er and Sanmao supported Concubine Jing into the bedroom. Li'er settled Concubine Jing, but suddenly she was exhausted and leaned softly against the door.

"Xiao Maozi, take me back to my room and lie down, I... I can't walk anymore."

Sanmao carried Lier back to the room. Although Lier was hot and attractive, Sanmao's heart was on Concubine Jing, so there was no leisure to tease Lier.

Sanmao carried Li'er back to the room, took off her shoes, helped her to lie down, and finally let out a sigh of relief.

Thinking that you're done, now you can eavesdrop on Concubine Jing's dreams.

He turned around quietly, just about to leave.

Li'er's soft body leaned against him, biting his ear with her small mouth, panting delicately: "Xiao Maozi, where are you going?"