Need for a Guard

No matter how thick-skinned Shi Yuerao was, his cheeks were scorched by Little Lolita's shocking words, and he retracted his outstretched right hand embarrassingly, but his heart was full of surprises for Little Lolita—it turned out that she had known for a long time That monster that groped into Bai Su's pants was his right hand?

"Hey...Little sister, you are mistaken, big brother won't do such dirty things..." Shi Yue tried to get away with it.

The night is so dark, who can see so clearly?Anyway, I don't admit it.

And Little Lolita's subsequent words almost drove Shi Yue into a crack in the ground, "Brother, my eyes are amazing. I can see at night. You can't fool me. I also found that your eyes are wandering. Your eyebrows are furrowed, the corners of your mouth are furrowed, hey... your cheeks are trembling too!"

Hearing that little Lolita was able to see all the expressions on her face in a moonlit night, I could also deeply believe that what little Lolita said was true—she really could see at night.

Hey, what a bright oil lamp!

Shi Yue's cheeks were as red as a red ass, hot and hot, he hardly dared to look at the little Lolita.

He scratched his hair embarrassingly, and said to the little Lolita: "Little sister, you don't understand, this strange behavior between Teacher Bai Su and I is called being in love, who made us lovers? Lovers are alone together , it's all like this."

"Ah, do lovers put their hands into the girl's pants and touch her white butt?" Little Loli asked curiously, tilting her head.

"Well, no, there are those who like to touch their breasts..."

"Big brother likes to touch butt?"

"That's not true! In fact, the big brother likes to touch the buttocks and breasts!"

"Big Brother, why are you so perverted?"

"It's not considered sex. Touching your lover's breasts and buttocks is a sign of intimacy between a couple. It is a very sacred thing to bring happiness to your lover. Does your little sister know?"

"I didn't know before, but now I know..."

"Since the little sister knows that touching the buttocks and breasts is a very sacred thing, then she should keep it a secret for the big brother, and not spread it everywhere?" Shi Yue finally got to the point of worrying.

"Understood, big brother, confidentiality fee: [-] Wen!" Little Lori stretched out her silky, white and greasy little hands with a smug expression on her face.

"Well, the price is fair, deal!"

Shi Yue stretched out his 'clean' left hand, and palmed the cunning little Lolita, then pulled the little Lolita and walked straight to his home.

Along the way, little Lolita chattered, insisting on asking what the "Shenzhou VII" was, and making things difficult for Shi Yue.

Shi Yue had no choice but to respond: "Shenzhou VII is not fun, I will tell the story of 'Yangtze River VII' to my little sister, it is very nice."

After Shi Yue's blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, little loli was so greedy that he insisted on getting her a 'Yangtze River No. [-]' toy, which made Shi Yue almost fall into a crazy and helpless situation.

While thinking hard about the countermeasures, he suddenly found that the flames were soaring into the sky, and the dark moonlit night was covered by the raging fire, which was gorgeous and coquettish.

Little Lolita finally forgot about 'Yangtze River No. [-]', clapped her hands and shouted: "Oh, what a gorgeous fire, where is this fire! It's more fun than a bonfire party."

Shi Yue's heart trembled, and an ominous premonition condensed in his heart!

He hugged little Lolita and ran towards the direction of the fire like crazy.

But the more he ran, the more frightened he became - because he found that the direction of the fire was also the direction he was going home.

Everything was indeed guessed by him.

When Shi Yue ran back to his private courtyard, the raging fire had already burned his hut to ashes - this fire was definitely not set by Bai Su!

Several neighbors who were watching looked at Shi Yue with an angry expression on his face, feeling uneasy in their hearts, and they all dispersed.

Little Lolita looked at Shi Yue's gloomy and indifferent eyes, and of course she understood what happened because of her thoughtfulness.

She hugged Shi Yue's neck tightly, looked at the fire that was about to go out, and sighed helplessly: "This time, there is no need to tidy up the room, it will be completely burned! Hey...have pity on my hundred coins."

By this time, Little Lolita was still thinking about economic calculations in her heart.

Such complicated things happened today, which made Shi Yue deeply exhausted, and felt powerless for the first time in his heart.

"Brother, don't be sad, the old one won't go, and the new one won't come, anyway, it's not like you don't have money to buy a house." Little Lolita comforted her kindly.

Shi Yue shook his head helplessly - he knew that the fire must have been released by the Moon God.

But he couldn't figure it out, did the aloof Moon God still need to play with himself such a despicable trick that "only villains and women" can never get tired of?

If you want to kill yourself, just let the horse come over!

No matter who lives or who dies, it is enough to give the other party a happy result, so why bother so much?

"Big brother, don't you know why this person set the fire?" Little Loli tilted her head, wondering.

Shi Yue nodded: "I don't know, does my little sister know?"

Little Lolita nodded proudly: "Information fee: ten cents!"

Shi Yue tapped her forehead: "Have you fallen into the eyes of money? Are you so greedy for money? Alright! I promise you..."

"Actually, the person who set the fire has already explained it very clearly."

Little Lolita pointed to the dark wall five feet away to the left, and said with conviction: "There is the answer that big brother wants to know."

Curious in his heart, Shi Yue walked to the base of the wall, and under the shadow of the remaining fire, he saw a few lines of dragon and phoenix dancing characters engraved on the stone wall!

The first line: Your experience touched me, I will not kill you!

The second line: Your name has blasphemed me, I will kill you!

Third line: I'm a little confused!

The fourth line: Hand over the person I am looking for, and I will no longer be confused!

"Big brother, someone is confused for you." Little Lolita looked confused, looked at Shi Yue's solemn face, wanted to ask, but hesitated to speak.

Sure enough, the moon god came in person...

Shi Yue sighed heavily, knowing that Moon God wanted to warn himself by setting fire.

Faced with this 'note'-style gauntlet, Shi Yue will certainly not compromise!

With a sneer, he drew out the double-edged sword and engraved a few lines of big characters in a majestic manner. Little Loli tilted her head to look carefully.

Line [-]: Let me hand in someone?Never!

Second line: Change my name?Never!

Line [-]: Don't get confused, just kill me!

The fourth line: Son of the Moon, throw yourself at the Moon God!

After writing these four lines of flamboyant characters, Shi Yue's heart immediately felt a lot better, especially the last line of words, which made Shi Yue's mind flash with imagination.

If Moon God saw the last sentence, would he be so angry that his face would turn pale, and would he try his best to find himself?

Haha... Shi San, I just want to irritate you and make you mess up: You stinky bitch, sooner or later I will strip off your 'god' coat and make you a mortal!

Little Loli tilted her head to look at it for a long time, pointed to the last line of words, and asked, "Big brother, what does the word 'jump to' mean?"

"Little sister, you are so smart, guess what?" Shi Yue said with a smile in a good mood.

Little Lolita thought for a while before she suddenly realized: "Brother, are you going to put your wretched hand into Luna's pants and scratch her white butt?"

Shi Yuehan: "Little sister, are you a god? How can you guess so accurately?"

The little loli paddled her little feet, lightly tapped Shi Yue's forehead, and said coquettishly: "Big brother's lustful smile just now is exactly the same as the smile when he touched Teacher Bai's buttocks. Guess?"