Need for a Guard

Chapter 512 Great Inspiration vs Great Urinary Intention

Although Zeng Tong and Zhu Yan were both in the Guozijian, their relationship was quite discordant, and they were even sworn enemies - the literati's ignorance of each other was also a deadly knot. .

Zeng Tong was not only jealous of Zhu Yan's great talent, but also because his father Zhu Chao was soaring, and the voice of being promoted to the supervisor of the Imperial Academy was getting louder and louder, gradually pushing himself out and feeling unhappy.

Therefore, Zeng Tong took it for granted that Zhu Yan would definitely kill the Quartet, and tried every means to defeat himself in the final to create momentum for his father Zhu Chao.

However, Zeng Tong really didn't expect Zhu Yan to come up with such a shit song after thinking hard!

Can this be called poetry?The doggerel is a high platform for him.

Zeng Tong was secretly surprised, he didn't understand why Zhu Yan would release the water on purpose?He...has absolutely no reason to release the water!

Whether he is for Xiao Yuer, the oiran, or for his father, he should be like a sharp sharp edge out of his scabbard, blood splattered five steps, but why can't he feel any murderous aura?

Is this guy exhausted?

Zeng Tong couldn't figure it out, even Zhu Chao, who was sitting in the judge's seat, was so surprised that he drank tea into his nostrils - he knew his son better than anyone else, he could compose poetry at the age of three Genius!

Zhu Chao looked at Zhu Yan with disappointment in his eyes: This bastard son really doesn't live up to my father, the longer he grows, the more wilted he becomes.

However, He Yuan looked at the two poems on the rice paper, sighed coldly, and hummed: "It's a tie, you two geniuses, let's start again."

Tie?

Thousands of talents in the field whispered to each other in amazement - this was the only 'tie' in this competition, it sounds a bit strange.

Zeng Shan was astonished, squinted his eyes and looked at Zeng Tong, and after reading the worry in his son's eyes, he asked He Yuan, "Master He, how can there be a draw? It's really too weird Also, Zeng can’t agree with someone.”

"There are wins and losses, why can't there be draws?"

He Yuan stood up, looked straight at Zeng Shan's shining eyes, and said coldly: "Could it be that Mr. Zeng is forcing He to make an unfair decision? Tell you, it's you, Zeng Shan. Wishful thinking, He has been fair all his life, how could he succumb to your despotic power?"

He Yuan also knew later that he was pushed out of the Guozijian, and the four guys Zeng Shan, Cheng Ye, Xiao Yan, and Meng Chen worked hand in hand, and 'the credit is indisputable'.

At this moment, in front of thousands of talents, if Zeng Shan was caught, he would naturally grab him severely, reprimand and abuse him.

Zeng Shan looked at He Yuan's righteous face with a guilty conscience, and still calmed down, he said with a smile, "Why did you say that, Master He? I just think it's debatable to decide a draw."

"It's still a fart to discuss."

The old master Geng next to him dipped in the fire, waved his arms aggressively, and threw the two 'poems' written on rice paper to Zeng Shan's eyes, pointed at his nose, and roared, "Open your eyes!" My son, take a good look at these two 'poems', I want to see how Mr. Zeng turned decay into magic in front of thousands of talents?"

"This..." Zeng Shan took a closer look, and saw that the two poems were equally dilapidated, and it really was a 'evenly divided' situation.

But he wondered if he should harden his heart and choose a talented person to end the competition despite being scolded by thousands of talents?

kindness!That's it...

Just at this moment, I heard a shout: "What are you all arguing about? Is this a fucking gathering of wits? I thought I fell into a pigsty."

Zeng Shan's scalp tingled when he heard the thunderous sound: Why is this old rascal here again?There is always his shadow in a key place.

Thousands of talented people looked back, only to find that the majestic and firm Bai Mochou and the elegant and dignified Bai Su came in through the gate under the protection of several guards.

Li Xianyu, Hong Xing and others rushed forward to greet Bai Mochou and Bai Su.

After the disguise, You Lan and Bai Su chatted with each other, and Bai Su acted as the mouthpiece again, and naturally informed Bai Mochou.

When the old bastard heard this, his hairs stood up in fright: If Shi Yue didn't come to compete, wouldn't that fellow Zeng Tong jump into the sky?This hooligan must take care of this matter.

He ignored everyone's strange stares, and he didn't care whether he was a judge or not. After asking about the whole story, he strode up to the rice paper and glanced at it rudely.

Seeing that one of the 'poems' was inscribed by Zhu Yan, I couldn't help laughing happily—it's hard for a great talent Zhu Yan to be able to write such a broken poem!

Snapped!

The old rascal Bai slapped the table fiercely, pointed at Zeng Shan, and said with saliva flying all over the place, "Master Zeng, are you blind? Or is your mind twisted? These two poems look like a draw, so what's the point of arguing?" If you dare to make excuses, be careful that this hooligan will fight you desperately."

Bai Mochou's deterrent power was astonishingly powerful, far from being comparable to refined literati such as He Yuan and Old Master Geng.

Zeng Shan was wronged at first, and with Bai Mochou's ferocious eyes looking over, he gave in and smiled: "Bai Yushi's words are right, someone Zeng took a closer look just now, and the two 'poems' are indeed a tie, en! Then That's it, let's make a decision according to everyone's judgment, let's start the extra match quickly so that we can choose the final winner."

"That's pretty much the same! You're acquainted..."

Bai Mochou laughed triumphantly, pointed at a fat-headed and big-eared judge on Zeng Shan's side, and spat, "Get the hell out of here, I'm a rascal who wants to be a judge for fun."

The judge didn't even dare to fart, and rolled down in despair.

Bai Mochou continued to do it carelessly, calling Zhu Yan and the fat talent to come over, and said briskly: "Hurry up and write poems, now this hooligan is your judge, what they say doesn't count, only this judge has the final judgment." power to adjudicate.”

This sentence was extremely domineering, and Zeng Shan and the other judges rolled their eyes in anger: "This face, it was slapped and bled so badly."

But He Yuan and the others laughed from the bottom of their hearts: "Bai Yushi's action is rare in all ages! Good thing! Great good thing!"

However, Zeng Shan's spirit returned, but he was not worried: Zhu Yan just missed by accident just now, as long as she played normally this time, she could casually beat that fat wit.

Seeing that the fat talent was able to draw with Zhu Yan in a bizarre way, he was very relieved, and after a moment of meditation, he composed another 'excellent poem' that made people laugh out loud.

Zeng Shan was overjoyed: this fat wit has great talent!

He stepped forward and patted Zhu Yan's shoulder with malicious intentions, and comforted him: "Young Master Zhu, don't be nervous! Just perform normally! You can do it."

Zhu Yan nodded gratefully, "Thank you Master Zeng for your concern. I feel the warmth from your hands. I am inspired now."

Zeng Shan was overjoyed: "Okay! It's good to have inspiration! Tell me quickly, tell me quickly."

Zhu Yan paced casually, and recited the wine poems that she had been thinking about for a long time with full of emotion.

When thousands of talented people heard this, they looked at each other in blank amazement: Is this really the famous talented person in the capital?What a surprise!It is better to be famous than to meet each other, the ancients are honest and not deceived!

Zeng Shan and Zeng Tong are complacent, they seem to be flying in the blue sky, and they are extremely comfortable.

But as soon as Zhu Yan's poem came out, the two of them seemed to 'plop', fell from mid-air, and their buttocks were split in half.

Zeng Shan was so angry that his facial features shifted: Where is this burst of inspiration?This is obviously a big urination...

[Author's Digression]: Brothers, Luna has worked hard today, dedicated five chapters, this Chapter 1, the following chapters will be sent out one after another, everyone count them!

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