Need for a Guard

Shi Yue pulled Bai Su's hand, looked at her delicate and angry eyes, and said narrowly: "As good as I am to Susu, I am as bad to others! Tell me what you mean, do you want me to Others are worse? A little worse? Is it better to breathe out of badness?"

"Oh, Brother Shi San, you are too bad. i^"

Hearing Shi Yue's out of the ordinary but heart-breaking love words, Bai Su was moved, a pair of black eyes exuded a seductive light, and his body was limp, leaning on Shi Yue, unable to struggle anymore.

Smelling the familiar scent of a man on the lover's body, he was intoxicated, his eyelashes fluttered lightly, and his whole body was numb, wishing to melt into the lover's heart.

"Brother Shi San, in fact, you don't have to be so bad! If others are so good to Susu, they would never want to snatch me from your arms."

Haha!

Shi Yue grinned and laughed, he thought his love words were classic enough, but he didn't expect Bai Su's love words to be more alluring.

Hehe... She is a talented girl after all.

There are levels!

"Brother Shi San, Su Su doesn't understand, what is Yan Hong doing in such a hurry? He doesn't even care about the clinging of these high-ranking officials' children?" Bai Su snuggled up to Shi Yue, walking along the Xiaoqing River with Shi Yue , asking lazily.

Shi Yue laughed and said, "Don't Susu know that people have three urgencies?"

Bai Su frowned and said: "Did you give Yan Hong laxatives? You, you, he is the only son of King Fu, Brother Shi San must not be reckless."

"Cut! If you dare to snatch my woman, I don't care if she is the son of King Fu!"

Shi Yue laughed a few times triumphantly, and said: "However, this laxative has never been taken before. The reason why Yan Hong is in a hurry to give the compliment is not because he drank inferior wine?"

After Shi Yue explained, Bai Su finally understood.

Chaotian pepper is an extremely pungent thing, which stimulates the stomach and intestines unusually powerfully, swallowing it into the stomach, it burns like fire. i^

And the strong wine mixed with yellow and white things was already filthy, and some cold water was added to it.

Hot and cold stimulate each other, water and fire are not in good condition, how can it be possible not to have diarrhea?

Bai Su listened, giggled coquettishly, lightly punched Shi Yue with a fist, and said with a smile: "Okay! The prank is over here, we must stop torturing others, at least give Fu Wang some face! My father may not I like what Brother Shi San does."

"Haha! You don't understand this. Bai Yushi actually hoped that I would give Fu Wang some power, but he wouldn't say it out. It's all up to me to understand." Shi Yue blinked, and with a single sentence, the old bastard Bai was taken away. Come in.

"Then we can't torment Yan Hong anymore, or I'll get angry." Bai Su pouted and muttered.

Shi Yue hugged Bai Surou's boneless waist, and said, "Don't worry, I'm not unreasonable? As long as Yan Hong can get out of trouble and stop pestering you, not only will I not embarrass him, but I will also give you a gift." What a gift for him!"

"What big gift?" Bai Su was very curious.

Shi Yue smiled wickedly, "It's not suitable for girls, so I won't tell you."

Yan Hong got rid of the encirclement of gifted scholars and beauties, finally heaved a sigh of relief, and wanted to find a latrine to open the floodgates freely.

However, looking around, I was so anxious that I was about to cry...

This place is obviously a holy place for outing, except for the sparse willows, which are thick and thin at the mouth of a bowl, there is no place to hide.

Looking at it at a glance, the water of the Xiaoqing River is rushing, and the grass is green, but where can it be respected?

What's more difficult is that the edge of the Qinghe River is full of talented people who are sketching and painting. If they take off their pants and show their respect, they will see them, and they will be laughed out of their teeth?

But if you run to a distance to pay respects, I am afraid that before you run to the place, it will already be poured into your crotch, right?

Huh?

what is that?

Yanhong looked to the left, and saw 30 meters to the left, there was actually a banyan tree several arms thick, with flourishing branches and hanging down.

Damn!

Could it be that marriage tree?Haha... This is a good place to show respect!

Yan Hong was overjoyed, crossed his legs, and ran excitedly behind the banyan tree, saw no one around, took off his pants...

Hearing the pouring sound of thunderbolt, Yan Hong instantly felt much more comfortable.

call!

Finally freed...

After Yan Hong closed his eyes and felt comfortable for a while, he realized an embarrassing problem. He didn't bring toilet paper...

How is this good?

He reached out and picked up a wooden stick from the grass, looked to the left, looked again, looked up, looked down, and said in a daze, "Do you want to use this stick to solve the problem?"

Since I was a child, I have never been so embarrassed.

Hey!

Could it be that he was punished by God for pursuing Sister Bai?

From the first time I met Baimeimei, I was slapped a few times by Baimeimei. I had a meal with Baimeimei, but I was shocked by the heat. The wine was worse than urine!

What's even more annoying is that he offended several dignitaries and young ladies of the court because of his respect. If his father found out, wouldn't he be furious and make himself ashamed?Never let yourself out again?

With his butt bare, Yan Hong squatted under the wishing tree and thought for a long time. In the end, he finally came to a conclusion - Sister Bai was his own disaster, no matter how beautiful she was, he would never marry her, even if his father married her. If you force yourself, you will never agree!

Just kidding, there are plenty of beauties in the world, the little prince can't lose face.

Yan Hong was extricating himself when he suddenly heard the voices of a man and a woman coming from behind the banyan tree—the female voice was very familiar, it was Zheng Ruping's voice, and the male voice was Zhu Yan's voice.

The two were smiling and talking about love, what a couple of gods and gods!

Oops!

This is how to do?Yan Hong suddenly panicked...

Zheng Ruping and Zhu Yan have been in love for a long time, and they love each other very much, so they came together under the banyan tree to make a wish, wanting to be inseparable forever.

Girls' noses are always extra sensitive.

Zheng Ruping twitched her nose, frowned and said, "Why is there a bad smell?"

Zhu Yan took a sniff and said angrily, "It really smells like it's under the root of the banyan tree. Let's go and have a look."

broken……

When Yan Hong heard this, the back of his head was so frightened that he took a stick, cleaned his buttocks, and played hide-and-seek around the banyan tree at the pace of the two of them.

Zheng Ruping and Zhu Yan quickly rushed to the back of the banyan tree, but found that it was empty, but the smell was very unpleasant.

Zheng Ruping looked down, and saw a large pile of yellow and white things under the banyan tree, her face was paled by the smoke, and she couldn't help vomiting.

Zhu Yan also hurriedly covered her nose, seeing that the yellow and white thing was still steaming faintly, she also guessed that this person was not far away.

He hurriedly looked behind the banyan tree, only to see Yan Hong galloping for a distance of 20 meters with his trousers up—if he wanted to chase him, he would definitely not be able to catch up.

And in the grass under the banyan tree lay a wooden stick that Yan Hong had used.

No matter how polite Zhu Yan was and how docile she was, she couldn't help but get angry!He was furious, and stomped his feet fiercely, "Yan Hong, you still dare to run? You stop for me, okay! Do you believe me or not, I will write an article, so that all talented scholars and scholars in the world will know about your scandalous behavior under the wishing tree?"

As soon as he shouted, many talented scholars looked over here.

Yan Hong turned a deaf ear and ran farther and farther with his pants in his hands...