Need for a Guard

"Why are you reluctant? The Moon God has nothing to do with me."

Shi Yue has a sharp tongue and a thick skin, but he is not afraid of being overwhelmed by the words of grief and loneliness. He pushed [-] and said awkwardly: "Auntie, bragging is a common problem of men, and I can't help it! I was just bragging, just let me have a good time, why are you still talking?" Do you really believe it?"

Dugu Juejue snorted, turned his head aside, and said disdainfully: "Sure enough, a man knows how to deceive a woman without a good thing."

"It's not deception! It's a white lie!"

Shi Yue brought the decoction over and begged, "Auntie, have you drunk the medicine? It will cool down for a while, but it won't have much effect, hey... I just drink it and it won't work, otherwise, no matter how bitter the medicine is , I also drink it for my aunt's miscarriage..."

"Bah! Gossiping, if a man can have a baby, what's the use of a woman?"

Dugu Juejue couldn't laugh or cry, but secretly clicked his tongue for Shi Yue's determination in his heart.

Mei Mei turned up, looked into Shi Yue's eyes, blinked a few times, and asked abruptly: "Do you really want to be with Xiao Yu'er?"

"what?"

Shi Yue said embarrassingly: "Of course I thought about it, but... our most important thing now is to prevent pregnancy, and it has nothing to do with Xiao Yu'er..."

Dugu Juejue ignored Shi Yue's argument, and said with disdain: "I often hear people say that a husband and wife should have a husband and wife, and Xiao Yu'er can sing and dance well. How can it be a good match? Doesn't it mean that there is no husband and wife?"

Shi Yue was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Why can't I sing? And why can't I dance? Xiao Yuer and I are married a lot! It's more than that?"

"OK!"

Dugu Juejue smiled disdainfully, "Just sing and dance in front of me. As long as you do well, I will admit that you are a couple."

Where can Shi Yue sing and dance?Sophistry: "Auntie, as long as you drink the medicine, I will sing and dance for you and perform."

"You still want to lie to me?"

Dugu Juejue pointed to the decoction in Shi Yue's hand, pursed his lips, and said, "Let's do this! As long as you sing and dance to my heart's satisfaction, or even like it, I'll drink the decoction, how about it? I'm afraid you won't have that much The ability to coax people."

"Auntie! Did you say that?" Shi Yue hastily spoke out aggressively, "Don't play tricks..."

"When I'm as shameless as you?"

Dugu Juejue glanced at Shi Yue, pointed at the soup medicine that Shi Yue took from his hand, and snorted coldly: "I mean what I say, you sing! Dance!"

"But the ugliness is the first thing to say, if you make me sick, be careful, I will pour all this soup on your face, there will be no drop left!"

"Good! Good! It's a deal!"

Although Shi Yue has a wide range of knowledge, how can he really sing and dance?

However, at any rate, Shi Yue has great insight, knows how to hide his clumsiness, and will use some heresy techniques to cover up his own shortcomings.

Fortunately, I can still vaguely remember some songs in my previous life that were not difficult to sing, but were very funny.

He thought about it for a while, then chose the song "Three Bears" sung by Song Hye Kyo in a certain Korean drama, thought it over, twisted his thick waist, made a face, and sang:

There were three bears living together,

Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear!

Papa Bear, Zhuang Zhuang;

Mama Bear, so slim;

Baby bear, so cute;

Day by day, grow up! "

This "Three Bears" is a very classic nursery rhyme. It only needs a very ordinary voice, coupled with funny movements and exaggerated scenes, it will make people laugh out loud.

And besides laughing out loud, I can deeply feel the happiness of the family and the joy that the baby bear brings to the family!

Shi Yue's song selection was a sure hit, unintentionally, he hit Dugu Juejue's weakness and touched her heart.

Dugu Extinction has never had such a ridiculous singing and dancing form!

Not to mention the extinction of Dugu, even Xiao Yuer, who is good at singing and dancing, has never seen such an alternative, funny, exaggerated singing voice and dancing posture!

Listening to Shi Yue singing Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and Baby Bear, although I don't know what 'Papa, Mama' means, but it is coherent, and I can guess that it means a family.

Dugu Juejue pursed his pink and seductive lips, staring at Shi Yue's outstanding performance, his interest greatly increased!

Seeing that Shi Yue sang 'Papa Bear', he pointed at himself, deliberately sticking out his bulging chest muscles to show his strength; when he sang 'Mother Bear', he pointed to her charming eyes, and deliberately Like a snake, twisting her thick waist...

The funniest thing was when he sang 'Baby Bear', Shi Yue stuck out his tongue and made a playful grimace, showing a naive look of jumping and jumping!

Although Dugu Miejue's heart was blossoming, his delicate face was tense, not wanting to lose to Shi Yue.

But Shi Yue persisted, persevered, and danced shamelessly three times.

Dugu Juejue laughed madly in his heart, his face and red lips endured very hard, and couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't help giggling coquettishly.

This smile, like opening a sluice to release the flood, vented the madness deep in my heart, and I couldn't stop laughing anymore.

Biansheng Shi Yue kept twisting, pinching his waist, twisting his buttocks, making faces, jumping and dancing, singing and dancing all the time.

Dugu Miejue giggled coquettishly, covered his stomach, laughed out of breath, waved his hands and said, "Giggle...don't...don't jump, it's okay! Don't jump, you...you won, you won't be good Is it? I beg you, really don't dance, I... I laughed so hard..."

Shi Yue got a chance to make Dugu Juejue laugh, how could he stop?

Dugu Juejue clutched his stomach, rolled on the bed, glared at Shi Yue, and said tenderly: "Don't...don't jump, I can't help laughing, I hurt my fetus, I can't blame me..."

This sentence really works!

Shi Yue really didn't dare to dance anymore, stopped the 'beautiful' dance, sat weakly on the head of the bed, wiped the fine beads of sweat from his forehead, looked at Dugu Juejue's bright eyes with a slight smile, panted and said: "Auntie My eyes are not the same as before!"

"Why...why is it different?" The aftereffect of that laugh was still there, and Dugu Miejue clutched his stomach, still giggling coquettishly.

Shi Yue looked at her beautiful eyes and said in admiration: "In the past, my aunt's eyes were a piece of ice that would not melt for a thousand years. It was beautiful when it was bright, but it was so cold that it repelled people for thousands of miles; now that the iceberg has thawed, the eyes are warm and soft. Like water, it makes people feel close..."

"I... I bah!"

Dugu Juejue clutched his snow-white and greasy belly, flustered by Shi Yue's praise, his bones softened three points, suppressed a smile, struggled to sit up, and said coquettishly: "Why are you criticizing my eyes for no reason? You really don't want to Face."

"Tell me! Where did you learn the lyrics and dance moves? It looks ugly and sounds childish, but why does it make people laugh and feel happy?"

"Shame comes from the heart? What does Auntie Ke mean?" Shi Yueruo said deeply.

"What do you mean?" Dugu Juejue pursed his pink lips, feeling the three flavors!

Looking at Shi Yue's deep eyes, I feel more and more that my previous understanding of Shi Yue was too superficial...