Need for a Guard

The shoe that flew over was accidental and wonderful, fast and accurate, and just happened to hit He Dan on the left cheek like a pig's head. |i^

The strength of the partial raw shoes is tricky and powerful, like a sharp hidden weapon.

There was only a slap, which was like the crisp sound of slapping the mouth.

oops...

He Dan's body bowed under the table was pushed out by the force of the shoes, and his lower back happened to hit the corner of the chair, and the jade chair was knocked into the air. , but He Dan's body was convulsed, gasping for air, wanting to jump up and scold his mother.

"You..." He Dan pinched his waist with one hand and pointed at Shi Yue with the other: "You...you are deceiving...too much..."

There was a burning pain on his cheek, after being drawn, the force seemed to be several times stronger than that of the assassin's mouth last night, the stamina was really fucking strong.

After He Dan said a few words, he felt blood gushing from his mouth. He wanted to control it, but couldn't control it, and it flowed down the corner of his mouth.

The remaining four crumbling teeth on the left were finally honorably laid off, and rolled to the ground mixed with scarlet blood.

He Dan picked up the blood-stained teeth, trembling with distressed forehead, glaring at Shi Yue angrily, tremblingly said: "You give back my teeth! You...you give back my teeth..." Blood gushed out all over his face, Coupled with the hysterical wailing, it was as terrifying as seeing a ghost in broad daylight.

Kang Shanzhen, Fu Wang, Bai Mochou, Xiao Yan and others' false greetings were interrupted by a series of pranks by He Dan, feeling irritable and depressed.

In particular, King Fu felt ashamed and was full of anger: I asked He Dan to come out to accompany the guests because he liked his ability to turn spring wind into rain. How could he have thought that this guy not only failed to use spring wind to turn rain, but instead turned a happy banquet into a bloodbath? ...

Fu Wang's face darkened, and he said with a straight face: "Prime Minister He, please speak up if you have something to say! How can you make such a clamor?"

"Surnamed Shi, you give back my teeth! You give back my teeth..."

He Dan was so angry that he didn't hear Fu Wang's reprimand, pointing at Shi Yue and shouting, if he wasn't afraid of Shi Yue's perverted force, he would really rush up and knock out Shi Yue's teeth!

Huang Huan is Wupin Wuji's bodyguard, who has been standing outside the door to guard. Seeing He Dan's embarrassment, he took out the judge's golden pen, which was shining golden and cold, and he rushed in to protect the Lord loyally. k";

Yan Tong stood up, her phoenix eyes were wide open, her bright eyes contained Tianwei, and she shouted softly: "Huang Huan, you are so brave, you dare to carry weapons and enter the hall privately? Are you going to kill people and treat the ministers?" Do you commit crimes?"

The ministers who were pushing the cups and changing the cups were taken aback, and they were in a mess.

King Fu slapped the table, and Thunder was furious, "Nonsense! Nonsense! It's wrong! It's all wrong?"

He Dan finally came to his senses at this moment, and he didn't care about being rude, pointing at Huang Huan's nose and yelling: "Get out, how can you be brave here? Get out!" Blinking his eyebrows vigorously, he winked at him.

Huang Huan also knew how to measure, and hurriedly rolled out with his tail between his legs.

The high-ranking officials were frightened, and when they were uneasy, they all looked this way, only to see that He Dan's cheeks were sunken in, like a toothless old man, his cheeks were sunken, but they were swollen and red. , The blood purlin was shocking, even worse than before, as if it had been whipped.

The officials who were closer could still see the clear shoe prints and blood purlins on He Dan's cheeks, and wondered in their hearts: Could it be that he was slapped on the face by the shoes?

There are such strange things in the world?

But no matter how I think about it, who would dare to smack He Dan in the face with a shoe?

Yantong's icy and angry face just now changed into a trick, and in an instant, he changed into a smile that turns spring into rain, and comforted all the ministers who were frightened, "All ministers, just drink, when you are in a hurry, I don't have the time to invite graceful actors to add to the fun, and I feel that there is a lack of fun..."

He glanced at He Dan again, softly, "But I didn't expect Mr. He to be so versatile. He volunteered to choose a clown in Shengdan's clean end ugliness, and made everyone laugh. I didn't expect the effect to be extraordinary, giggling... I also want to help you." I really admire Mr. He's ability to pretend to be ugly."

Yan Tong spoke naturally, smiled gracefully, not necessarily half-pretentious, but really convinced the courtiers, after being frightened, he laughed heartily again, sat down again, while pushing glasses and changing glasses, he actually praised He Dan greatly!

"Master He is a well-known scholar in the south of the Yangtze River. It is better to meet him than to be famous. He really deserves his reputation..."

"That's natural. Judging from He Dan's acting skills, it can be said to be three points deep, even those famous actors are three points inferior!"

"If Prime Minister He went to act, wouldn't he be so popular? Tsk tsk... Mr. He is really willing to make us smile. Look at the bloody mouth, why is he willing to do it himself? Or use the sole of his shoe? Yes, who can have this courage?"

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The sound of praise and praise is endless!

When He Dan heard this, he felt ashamed and ashamed, he couldn't justify himself, and wished he could find a crack in the ground to sneak in - it's really shameful and humiliating for me to pretend to be a romantic, but to be humiliated like this.

With resentment in his eyes, he cut Shi Yue fiercely.

Shi Yue ignored He Dan's resentment in vain, but admired Yan Tong's quick wit -- thanks to her being able to come up with such an appropriate reason to cover up the truth and appease the officials, but the officials still foolishly believed it was true. Dan's vivid acting skills are talked about with great interest.

Thinking about it carefully, this pretty, charming and charming little widow really has the demeanor of Zhuge, a female middle school, so she should not be underestimated!

King Fu really broke into a cold sweat because of the commotion just now, thinking that the purpose of entertaining the courtiers today is to show the demeanor of the officials in the south of the Yangtze River.

He Dan led the head of Jiangnan officials, so he naturally had to show a bit of a place.

But I never expected that He Dan would be so outrageous that he almost made all the officials of Dayan laugh out loud, and the reputation of Jiangnan officials plummeted.

Kang Shanzhen, Xiao Yan, and Bai Mochou were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and wished that King Fu would be ashamed, so how could they help?Not fanning the flames is already a great way to save face.

Kong Qingfeng and his ilk feel even more secretly happy - he is a strong contender for the aspect, if he doesn't go down, how can Kong Qingfeng get up?

Yan Tong's skillful confrontation with quick wit really relieved the danger of ridicule, and calmed Fu Wang's restless heart.

Fu Wang gratefully nodded to Yantong, thinking for a moment, thinking that it is better to be a brother and sister after all, there is no overnight hatred, the face was red from the quarrel last night, and the blush was so thick in the fight just now, but at the critical moment, it was still his sister Come forward to help, eliminate the crowd and ridicule invisible.

Xiao Yan and his like, although they are working closely together now, how can an old fox be willing to attack?

King Fu felt a lot of emotion in his heart, and he called everyone to sit down again, his face was very gloomy, his brows were full of power, he glared at He Dan, and said in a low voice, "Prime Minister He, what happened just now?"