Need for a Guard

Hearing what Shi Yue said was funny, Sanmao laughed so hard that he held back his laughter for a long time, and said, "What's more, I observed all night last night, and these two monks didn't run out, they slept in Fushou Palace, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night in vain!"

"Tsk tsk... It seems that the two monks and the queen mother are having a lot of fun! I don't know how the three of them play? One in front and one behind? I can't figure it out..."

"The two monks didn't come out all night?" Shi Yue looked surprised, "And didn't they come out in the morning?"

"If you don't come out at night, can you still come out in the morning?" Sanmao sneered, "I discussed it with Xiao Jingjing. Although I don't know how to use the opportunity of the Queen Mother's affair to make a fuss, I can't let these two The monk ran away in vain, otherwise...it would be a pity. k”;”

"Hey...so, I sent more people in the morning and ordered the eunuchs to patrol the imperial city without a break, especially the eunuchs who patrol around the front and back of Fushou Palace. These two monks are probably shrunken, and it is difficult for them to come out. It's like ascending to the sky."

"here you go!"

Shi Yue patted San Mao on the shoulder, "You've done a great job this time."

"Hey, that's right, I don't even know whose brother-in-law Sanmao is."

Sanmao was so beautiful that her snot bubbles came out, and she flattered Shi Yue and said, "Little Jingjing and I don't know how to make use of the empress dowager's scandal, so we just wait for my brother-in-law to make up his mind 2c You are so insidious and cunning, Despicable and dirty, the idea I came up with will definitely succeed..."

boom!

"Hey! It hurts..."

Before Sanmao could finish speaking, Shi Yue kicked him on the buttocks, and his thin body flew out like a broken thread, and fell beside the broken cabinet.

"Brother-in-law, you are really deceiving people with martial arts!"

San Mao held on to the door of the cabinet, and stood up staggeringly, the cabinet made creaking noises, and the cabinet door couldn't bear San Mao's support, and it was about to be broken. |i^

Shi Yue's brows trembled, he hurried over, stood in front of the cabinet, kicked San Mao aside, and hummed: "San Mao, you are getting more and more arrogant, how dare you scold me?"

"Hey, brother-in-law, you misunderstood."

Sanmao waved his hands again and again, and said with a sneer: "I didn't scold you, but Xiao Jingjing praised you for being sinister, cunning, despicable and dirty, you can't recklessly wrong good people!"

He frowned, kneaded his buttocks fiercely, and muttered: "Also...you are too ruthless, are you my brother-in-law? Do you think my sister is crazy, so you vent your anger Is it on me? Hehe...you are very angry."

"You are so hot!"

Shi Yue snorted coldly, there really was no better way to deal with this eccentric brother-in-law.

"Brother-in-law still doesn't admit it?" San Mao curled her lips and chuckled, "If you weren't very angry, why did you seduce the eldest princess?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Shi Yue blushed and said angrily, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will tear your mouth apart."

"Where am I talking nonsense?"

San Mao mustered up her courage, and said angrily: "If you want to be unknown to others, unless you do nothing yourself, although my martial arts are not as good as yours, I can use my eyes! Just now in the hall, I saw you touching the back of the eldest princess , even if you want to deny it."

Looking at Shi Yue's blushing face, Sanmao proudly said: "Tsk tsk... the eldest princess is a crab, not as easy to deal with as my elder sister! Brother-in-law wants to eat crabs, so be careful not to be caught by the pliers, little Brother! My sister will use it in the future! Hey...brother-in-law, when you talk about crabs, why do you block the door of the cabinet like a crab? I am entertaining you like this, but I don’t see you coming to fix me?"

"If you don't fix you, your skin is itchy, right?"

At this time, Shi Yue realized that he was a little too tense, stretched on purpose, and leaned lazily on the cabinet door, ignoring the creaking of the cabinet door, and the extremely suppressed soft panting in the cabinet He frowned and said, "I'm thinking about the queen mother's affair, how can I have the time to bully you!"

"Yes! Yes! Business matters!"

Sanmao got up, forgetting that her butt was so painful that it was about to fall into eight petals, and said mysteriously: "Brother-in-law, did you find something very strange? The Queen Mother went crazy for some reason and refused to let the imperial doctor give it to you." He is checking the pulse! Is there something unspeakable..."

boom!

Unspeakable hidden?

Hearing Sanmao mentioning this suspicious point, and thinking of the scandalous scandal of the monk's affair, a flash of inspiration flashed in Shi Yue's mind, and he murmured, "The queen mother... is she pregnant?"

OMG!

Sanmao slapped his thigh hard, his eyes were filled with astonishment and excitement, "Brother-in-law, you are the best, really amazing! Why didn't I think of it, why didn't I think of it? According to Hu The father-in-law said that the queen mother has very strong desires, and she will have an affair with others every now and then, could it be that the queen mother was shot? Haha... the sword is not old! The sword is not old!"

When Shi Yue was bored, he had a flash of inspiration and deduced this conclusion.

But now that I think about it carefully, I find that apart from this unimaginable conclusion, there is no reason to explain it.

When Sanmao heard the news, his brows and eyes were clear, and he was very excited. He rubbed his little hands and said, "The empress dowager's cheating is a big deal, brother-in-law, how should we deal with this matter?"

Shi Yue thought for a while before asking: "During this period of time, has the Empress Dowager dated Kang Shanzhen?"

"No! Absolutely not!"

Sanmao said: "The queen mother has not left the palace for more than a month, and according to Eunuch Hu's report, Kang Shanzhen has never appeared in the palace either."

Shi Yue persuasively said: "That is to say, the queen mother is pregnant, but the child's father is not Kang Shanzhen?"

Sanmao chuckled and forced himself to go back, "Kang Shan can really be a cheap father!"

"That is to say, Kang Shan has really become the most tragic victim?" Shi Yue rolled his eyes and smiled strangely: "Hehe...I have already figured out a way!"

"Your brother-in-law?"

Sanmao squinted his eyes and thought about it: "Are you going to forcibly expose the queen mother, broadcast her scandal to the world, and then go through the trial of the clan government to convict the queen mother? If the queen mother is severely punished, she will be sentenced to death, or at least be put in limbo. Can't see Tianyan? In this way, Xiao Jingjing has finally pulled out the nail in the palace!"

"bad idea!"

Shi Yue curled his lips, pointed at San Mao's forehead, and said angrily: "Is there any worse idea in the world than this?"

"Cut! I don't think it's bad!"

Sanmao covered her forehead, hid aside, and looked at Shi Yue with an aggrieved face, "Tell me, what's wrong with this idea? You can't poke my forehead for nothing, and treat me as a bully!"

Shi Yue snorted and said: "If you really want to announce the empress dowager's infidelity to the public as you said, although it can get rid of the empress dowager's confidant, but the disturbance will be even worse, and the situation may be completely out of control!"

"Is it that serious?" San Mao's eyes widened, with a noncommittal expression.