Need for a Guard

"Princess Chuyu?"

Fu Wang, the fake eunuch, was confused by little Lolita's crisp and cute reprimand. He was disappointed, annoyed, but slightly surprised. He pointed at little Lolita, his face flushed, and tremblingly said: " When did the palace have another Princess Chuyu?"

"When did the palace have an extra eunuch with a long beard?"

Little Lolita rolled her eyes, and with a single sentence, King Fu almost passed out. She said coquettishly, "You're quite old and can't speak yet. You deserve to be a eunuch! Hmph..."

"This king...this king is not a eunuch..." Fu Wang was furious, wanting to scratch the wall. 【:

"Eunuch Wang? Okay, old eunuch Wang, just wait, I remember you, I will expose you to Eunuch Mao, so that you dare to bully me again!"

Little Loli snorted crisply, ignored Fu Wang's red and blood-filled face, bypassed Fu Wang, and went straight to the hall.

When did there become such a wild girl in the palace?oops!The king is so mad!The king is so mad...

Fu Wang supported the sycamore tree, feeling very wronged in his heart: This king has lived for more than 40 years, but he is called the old eunuch Wang?

Is there a more foolish joke in the world than this?

He wanted to rush up to fix this arrogant 'Princess Chuyu', looked up at Princess Chuyu's soft and charming figure, in a daze, seemed to know the shadow of Concubine Jing again.

Hey!

Am I delusional?

King Fu rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then looked at Princess Chuyu, who was making a grimace at him. This moment completely shattered the hope in King Fu's heart.

How is this wild princess similar to Concubine Jing?

Concubine Jing's temperament is soft, she is not like this princess, she is so barbaric in her bones, so she should stay in the palace all the time.

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"Queen Mother, why are you sick? Chu Yu came to visit the Queen Mother, cluck...you have to persevere, Queen Mother, Chu Yu still has to listen to the Queen Mother's orders, Queen Mother, you can't leave!"

The little Lolita was holding her skirt, ignoring how many people were sitting in the hall, and went straight to the Empress Dowager's bed, but there was a smile on her charming face, but there was no trace of melancholy, as if the Empress Dowager was seriously ill. , is a great joy.

Listening to the crisp and joyful greeting, the Queen Mother and the concubines, who were close friends beside the Queen Mother, were all full of anger, and their faces were purple.

The Empress Dowager's palace is quite deep, looking at the little Lolita with a smile on her face, she can still calm down.

Concubine Ru, who wore the same pair of trousers as the Queen Mother, couldn't stand the little Lolita's teasing, and said angrily, "The Queen Mother is seriously ill, and you are so happy?"

"I'm not happy!"

The little Lolita flashed a pair of bright eyes, looked at Concubine Ru with an aggrieved face, and said Nuo Nuo: "Have you never heard the idiom that extreme joy begets sorrow?"

Seeing Concubine Ru's surprised face, little Lolita gave a coy smile, and explained in a rather embarrassing way: "Oh! Madam Ru Concubine, I didn't know you couldn't read, I'm so sorry, Chu Yu gave Ru Concubine Let me explain, that is to say, if a person is extremely happy, it is not happy, that is sad. Chu Yu was extremely happy just now, but the essence is sad. Who of you thinks I am laughing? experience!"

call!

What the fuck theory is this?

"Who is illiterate? Who has evil intentions? You...you are so young, you spout blood!"

Concubine Ru was so angry at the little Lolita's 'crooked, evil, and said' that her breasts were enlarged and her breasts trembled wildly. If this big hat of ignorance and morality was buckled, wouldn't she crush Ru Concubine to death?

Shi Yue, Bai Mochou, Little Emperor, San Mao and the others listened to the little Lolita's sophistry, and when they were dumbfounded, they couldn't help laughing, but they thought in their hearts: Little Lolita has the tranquility and gentleness of Concubine Jing in her bones, and occasionally But it can show Ouyang Liufeng's cunning and wisdom, which is really interesting!

Yan Tong, He Dan, Kong Qingfeng, Tian Fen and the others had never seen such a treasure as Little Lolita, and they couldn't help laughing when they thought of the ironic interpretation that joy begets sorrow.

As the Empress Dowager's old lover, King Fu shouldn't have smiled, and he didn't want to, but thinking about the interesting explanation of the little loli, a smile could not help but appear on the corner of his mouth.

The queen mother saw Kang Shanzhen's smile and felt extremely uncomfortable.

Concubine Ru was so hurt that her face was burning hot. Hearing the laughter of all the ministers, she couldn't hold back her face. She didn't dare to criticize those important ministers, so she said to the little Lolita, "Nonsense, how can you explain it like this, how can you explain it like this? If you dare to laugh again, you are disrespectful to the queen mother and the master of the harem, and the queen mother will punish you."

"Oh! Then Chu Yu stopped laughing..." Little Lolita had an aggrieved face, her eyes were watery, and she was very cute.

Concubine Ru sees Xiaolu loli submissive, she can't help but feel complacent that Jiang is still old and hot, fighting with me is courting death.

She was complacent, but she saw the little Lolita throw herself down beside the Queen Mother, but she did not know where to get a filial piety belt, tied it on her head, put away her smile, tears flowed out, and cried out: "Your Majesty! You can't leave, Chu Yu is so sad, woo woo... I can't bear to let the Queen Mother go home on a crane! Queen Mother..."

The queen mother heard that little Lolita was crying miserably, and even tied the filial piety belt on her head to disgust herself, she rolled her eyes in anger, this good person was about to be tossed into illness by this weird guy, she just felt a burst of shock in her heart Jumping, waving his arms irritably, angrily said: "Enough! Enough..."

Concubine Ru was stunned, pointed at little Lolita, and stammered: "You...why are you crying again? You are not allowed to cry? This is disrespectful to the Queen Mother..."

"Concubine Rufei, your mouth is like a rolling pin, and it's blocked at both ends?"

The little Lolita stood up angrily, grabbed the filial piety belt in her hands, and with tears still on her face, said bitterly to Concubine Ru: "Chu Yuyan is not right to laugh, and it is not right to cry too much. Rather, what should Chu Yu do to be right?"

"You and I……"

There is a gossip woman in Rufei's deep palace, her parents are short-sighted, and she can still get rid of her tongue. It makes sense to argue that ten Rufeis are no match for little loli!

Seeing the courtiers looking at him in unison, with narrow and contemptuous smiles on their faces, Chu Yu took advantage of him. Although he knew that what Chu Yu said was wrong and he was trying to force his words, but he was clumsy and unable to speak. To retort, it's like holding a hedgehog in your arms, and the hedgehog bleeds out, but you can't do anything to the hedgehog, it's really embarrassing!

The queen mother was fine just now, but was disturbed by the little loli, her face turned pale with anger, like a bone spirit, without a trace of blood.

"Stop arguing, Aijia will be pissed off by you..."

Little Lolita hurriedly said softly: "Queen Mother, Chu Yu was wrong, Chu Yu shouldn't have quarreled with Concubine Ru, and Concubine Ru has ulterior motives, even if she deliberately made things difficult for me, she also deliberately wanted to anger you! Well, Concubine Ru The empress must also want to be too good, I wish you could go back to heaven."

"Don't talk nonsense!" The Queen Mother finally couldn't bear the little Lolita's mouthful of framing, and sternly reprimanded her.

Concubine Ru was so frightened that she sifted the chaff all over her body, she knelt down in front of the Empress Dowager, and mournfully said, "Empress Dowager, I... I was wronged."

I was dying of regret in my heart: Why should I offend this little enemy!

Fu Wang was annoyed and aggrieved by Xiao Luoli's forced recognition of him as an eunuch, but seeing Rufei's mournful appearance, he felt a wave of fear in his heart, and felt like "the rest of his life" again, thinking abnormally: Look !I'm not the worst, am I?There is always someone worse than this king...

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