Need for a Guard

"Damn girl, her mouth is getting more and more tricky, and she has learned how to label her. I don't know which bad guy she learned from."

Dugu Juejue reprimanded Xiao Yu'er, but stared at Shi Yue, obviously blaming him for teaching Xiao Yu'er badly, scratching Xiao Yu'er's nose, and said earnestly: "Xiao Yu'er is Master's good apprentice, how could Master not Trust you?"

"The master is still hiding it from me?"

Xiao Yu'er's soft and delicate body was carelessly arched in Dugu Miejue's arms, coquettishly complaining: "Master, just tell me, I'm not a child anymore."

Although Dugu Juejue's son is cold, he enjoys Xiao Yu'er's intimacy very much. He gently tied his long hair for Xiao Yu'er, shook his head and said: "Some things are very complicated, very subtle, and very headache. Master won't let Xiao Yu'er I know, I want Xiao Yu'er to live a purer and happier life, Master doesn't want Xiao Yu'er to live in Master's shadow, Master's affairs can be solved by himself, and Xiao Yu'er doesn't need to worry about it, you know?" [

"master……"

Li Xianyu hugged Dugu Juejue's neck, and his two gentle and soft bodies were tightly pressed together, "Xiao Yu'er has no skills, and can't help the master to untie the knot, but Brother Shi San can do it, if the master has any difficulties, just let me know." Tell him, he will help you."

"Auntie, if you have any difficulties, ask Shi San, and Shi San will take care of it for Auntie."

Shi Yue hastily promised that this is the time to show a man's charm, and he must grasp it well. Besides, as a friend of women, Shi San is anxious about the troubles of beautiful women, and he is not responsible.

Dugu Juejue glanced at Shi Yue, hesitated to speak, blinked his eyes, and complained: "You want to know? Hmph...I won't tell you."

How dare this prodigal girl play tricks on me?

Shi Yue really wanted to spank her ass, slap, swell that plump butt, to see if she dares to speak hard?

"Oh, this is going to be difficult."

Xiao Yu'er got up and paced back and forth, frowning and said: "Since we can't rush in openly, but sneak in, but we are blocked by poisonous snakes in the dense forest, both roads are blocked, what should we do? Brother Shi San, do you have any good ideas?"

"My aunt came here before me, does my aunt have any good solutions?"

Shi Yue smiled happily: "I said it just now, I fucked my aunt... no... I was wrong, I did it with my aunt, whatever my aunt did, I did it, followed my aunt's ass, hard Dry."

"What are you doing? You are not allowed to mention this dry word again in the future, otherwise, you will be rewarded."

Dugu Juejue almost ran away in shock from Shi Yue's "I'm going to be my aunt", but he finally changed his mind in time, otherwise she would really draw a sword and kill someone, but the latter sentence "Follow my aunt's ass, fuck hard" Rang Dubu Juejue was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his buttocks, feeling a faint pain.

Shi Yue was embarrassed, and quickly waved his hands: "Quit! I won't do it in the future. My aunt always misunderstands me. I really don't want to ridicule my aunt. You are always picking words."

***, he was wronged.

Dugu Juejue endured the panic and embarrassment, and stared straight at Shi Yue: "Bad man, are you laughing at me on purpose? I arrived two days early, if I had a way, I would still stay here and be made fun of by you? Running into a dense forest and encountering a poisonous snake? Bad guy, do you have any brains?"

She was ashamed and angry, and her words were sharp, but she didn't want to save Shi Yue's face.

"Don't worry, aunt, there will always be a solution."

Shi Yue smiled coyly, without being angry, and asked: "My aunt came two days earlier than me, so I should have learned a lot about it, that... Yandang Mountain is located in the outskirts, it was originally a desolate and lonely town, why did it suddenly flood into so many rivers and lakes?" What about high rollers?" [

"It's not those foreign monks playing tricks!"

Seeing that Shi Yue was speaking seriously, Dugu Juejue responded naturally, "These foreign monks have some backgrounds, playing tricks and claiming to be proficient in the art of immortality. As long as they are fancy by these foreign monks, they can be accepted as disciples and learn the art of immortality." These short-sighted and reckless people believed it to be true, and naturally flocked to it, huddled at the gate of the mountain every day, crying for their father and mother, wanting to be accepted as an apprentice, so embarrassing."

"Oh, there is such a thing?"

Shi Yue smiled, and said disdainfully: "I don't believe in the art of immortality. In my opinion, this is just a way for foreign monks to set foot in the Central Plains, want to gain a foothold in the Central Plains, and see the school. Hmph...they can come up with immortality. The gimmick is also considered a bit of skill, the three major desires in the hearts of mortals, power, money, and sex, which one can only be enjoyed by living? If you die, you will have all of them."

"Hey, how can you guess what they're thinking?"

When Dugu Juejue heard the words, his heart was shaken, and he looked at Shi Yue with admiration: This guy thinks far-reaching, and when he is serious, he is not a frivolous bad bastard, but...why does he treat me so badly, so unseriously?Really maddened.

Shi Yue asked back: "How does my aunt know that I guessed the fan monk's mind? It seems that my aunt knows them very well? Are you... old acquaintances?"

"Bah! I'm so familiar that I just want to kill people."

Dugu Juejue spat and snorted, "Seriously, Shi San, is there a way for you to sneak in?"

"Hey, I have it! I have it!" Shi Yue patted his thigh, "Auntie has it! Auntie has it..."

Dugu Juejue blushed with embarrassment, got up and pushed Shi Yue, and shouted angrily, "What nonsense, you...you have it."

She was panting delicately, with a soft light of grievance in her eyes, covering her lower abdomen with one hand, thinking resentfully: It's broken, how does this guy know that I have it?

Shi Yue hurriedly covered his mouth, and said embarrassingly: "Gun, don't be angry, I was wrong, I didn't mean that Aunt has it, I said: Aunt, I have it!"

"Pfft..."

Dugu Miejue was angry and laughed, and laughed: "You can have babies too? Where did you give birth?"

Xiao Yu'er laughed so hard that her branches trembled wildly, she couldn't close her mouth.

Shi Yue also blushed in embarrassment, thinking: I gave birth through the belly button, can you control me?

Seeing Shi Yue's face tightened in embarrassment, red and cute, Dugu Miejue was very happy, and hummed: "Don't be embarrassed, tell me quickly, do you have any good ideas?"

Shi Yue laughed and said, "Didn't the monks accept apprentices? We can pretend to be their apprentices and sneak in..."

Dugu Juejue and Xiao Yuer looked at each other, and spat in unison: "Bah, what kind of a good idea is this?"

"Why isn't it a good idea?" Shi Yue felt aggrieved.

Dugu Juejue snorted: "There are countless reckless and rich people gathered here, kneeling in front of the mountain gate every day to worship devoutly, with a very respectful attitude, and there are even those who cry and shake the earth, just want to enter the mountain to be accepted as disciples, but even so, those people The monk only selects five people to enter, and the rest will have the chance to be re-selected the next day, so humble and crying, I can't do it, you can't do it, how can you talk about entering the mountain?" [

Shi Yue was speechless, thinking to himself: Your sister, hunger marketing!These foreign monks have powerful means of gaining fame. It seems that they are not small, and they are definitely not ordinary sects.

"Aunt, other than that, is there any other way?" Shi Yue was still unwilling, according to his perseverance, how could there be any reason to retreat easily?

"Hey, there is! There is!"

Xiao Yuer rolled his eyes, smiled like a flower, and said softly: "I have it, I have it, this will be true."

Dugu Miejue ruthlessly gouged out Xiao Yu'er, thinking resentfully: Xiao Nizi is not sensible, she just got comfortable on the ride last night, will she have it today?Don't be afraid to flash your tongue.