Need for a Guard

Chapter 982 Pretending to be a Couple

"What are you laughing at?"

Dugu Juejue snorted disdainfully, and said to Shi Yue: "Aren't you out of your mind? Are your teeth white? The arrangement is so ingenious and profound that even Xiao Yu'er can't solve it, you can solve it." ?”

Shi Yue held his head high and proudly said, "Did Aunt forget what happened in Taohuawu?"

Dugu Juejue blushed in an instant, and she immediately remembered that in the dark moonlit night, Shi Yue rode on her snow-white body to molest herself, and bumped hard against her plump buttocks from behind, the feeling was painful, And exciting.

It is because of this that I sink into myself, let myself know the happiness of a woman, and I yearn for the comfort of a man even more deep in my heart. [

She glanced at Shi Yue, and murmured in a low voice: "I will never forget, it was you who took me..."

But Shi Yue said self-consciously: "It was through the Taohuawu Poetry Contest, when Zeng Tong and I competed in poetry and chess, that I snatched Xiao Yu'er into my hands. My aunt will never forget it."

"Ah? This is it..."

Dugu Juejue immediately shut his mouth: This is what he was talking about, wasn't it about riding his snow-white body and wantonly insulting him?

Hey... that day the protagonist was Xiao Yu'er, not me.

For some reason, she was extremely disappointed when she heard Shi Yue referred to the scene of the tournament instead of the humiliation in the moonlit night: Could it be that the lingering and crazy things with her could not make Shi Yue have a long aftertaste?It's really maddening.

Xiao Yu'er clapped his hands and applauded, with happiness on his face, he said with a smile: "Master, I also remembered, Brother Shi San defeated the number one scholar Lang Zeng Tong, whether it is composing poems or playing chess, he will beat Zeng Tong." To be left far behind."

"And Shi Sangege's chess skills are the best in the past and present, and it is Dayan No. 1. How can Xiao Yu'er compare? According to Shi Sangege's chess skills, how can the layout of the foreign monk play?" It will be rare to catch Brother Shi San, and it will be broken in the blink of an eye?"

Dugu Juejue suddenly realized: That's right, I was so embarrassed by this villain, how could I forget that this guy is a master of chess?

Thinking of this, hope welled up in my heart: If this guy can really solve the problem, wouldn't it be easy to sneak into the mountains?

Shi Yue patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Auntie, the task of solving the arrangement is on my shoulders."

His real chess skills are not refined at all, but he only remembers some complex moves and techniques in his mind.

But if he was given a brand new layout and asked him to break it, even if he lost 100 billion brain cells, the chance of solving the layout was very slim.

But why does Shi Yue dare to do everything in his power to break the arrangement?

This guy has something to rely on!

Although he can't solve it, isn't he a miraculous little loli?Is Ouyang Liufeng's daughter an ordinary person?

Qimen five elements, gossip, yin and yang can all be unraveled, not to mention the arrangement of this mere area?

Thinking back, which one of the complicated arrangements I made up was not easily broken by the little Lolita?

With Little Lolita, you don't have to worry about anything. [

This matter is settled.

Dugu Juejue frowned again and said: "If you want to learn Fangzhongshu and pretend to be a disciple of a foreign monk, although you are smart and have high understanding, you can solve the problem and break into the mountains, but you can't do it yourself. Practice Fangzhongshu , you must have a man and a woman, and both of you can practice at the same time. How can you practice room art alone? So, you need a smart and beautiful woman to succeed, otherwise, those monks will not let you enter the mountain of."

"So this is ah."

Shi Yue thought for a while, and also found it funny: How can I practice room art by myself?Use five girls?Isn't that too miserable?

"Master, isn't there me?"

Xiao Yu'er looked excited: "Brother Shi San and I will go in together. We are a couple of lovers. We just went in together. Those monks promise that they have no objections."

"Yeah, Xiao Yu'er is really good, her martial arts..."

Shi Yue instinctively agreed, but suddenly he saw Dugu Juejue bowed his head, his face was red, his jade hands were rubbing nervously, his brows were furrowed, he was thinking about something embarrassing, moreover, his eyes were full of resentment , staring at his own toes, without blinking.

Oops, why am I so stupid?

Pretending to be husband and wife, this is a good opportunity, how silly of me!

Shi Yue resolutely refused: "No, Xiao Yu'er can't go." As soon as he said this, he obviously heard Dugu Juejue let out a sigh of relief, and secretly glanced at her delicate face, noticing that her frowning brows relaxed, His eyes were watery, and he was also sneaking a glance at himself.

Haha... there is a play!

Shi Yue was extremely happy: pretending to be husband and wife?I don't know if there is any chance to do a fake show for real?

Xiao Yu'er listened to Shi Yue's refusal, but quit, muttering: "Why can't I?"

Shi Yue explained: "Those foreign monks are so powerful, each with high martial arts skills and extraordinary bravery. I'm afraid that you will be in danger after entering. With your martial arts, it will be difficult to escape after being besieged. You, just be obedient Yes, don't go anywhere."

"Is my martial arts that bad?" Xiao Yu'er said with a reluctance on his face, "Back then Eunuch Hong was in my hands."

Shi Yue said with a smile: "That's because Eunuch Hong is seriously injured. Besides, aren't you relying on Lei Dong's power?"

Dugu Juejue also said with a stern face: "Little Yuer, you must be obedient. If it wasn't for Xiao Yuer, you are not experienced enough in the world, the master will not be bitten by a poisonous snake."

"Oh, then I'll be obedient."

Xiao Yu'er looked unhappy, but thinking of the poisonous snake, she really didn't dare to mess around, Qi Qi Ai said: "I don't go in with Brother Shi San, so who will go in? Pretending to be a husband and wife? Do you want to sleep together at night? ? This is embarrassing."

Dugu Juejue hesitated to speak, his face was flushed, his red lips were tightly pressed, and he didn't say a word.

Shi Yue comprehended and said with a smile: "When it comes to martial arts, Gu Gu is the most powerful. Gu Gu is familiar with the details of foreign monks. The so-called knowing the enemy and knowing yourself can win a hundred battles. Otherwise... Gu Kui pretended to be husband and wife and followed me into the mountains?"

Dugu Juejue obviously saw Xiao Yuer look over in surprise, his face turned even redder, and he spat: "Shi San, what are you thinking about, I don't want to, you... just give up."

Shi Yue was a little stunned: Why is my aunt unwilling again?

Could it be that Xiao Yu'er took a look and was too ashamed to agree?

Shi Yue hastily winks at Xiao Yu'er again, blaming her for not cooperating with him, his eyes are full of resentment.

Xiao Yuer also realized that what he did was wrong, so he hurriedly took Dugu Juejue's hand again, and comforted him: "Master, you just promise Brother Shi San, master is skilled in martial arts, and can help Shang San Brother Shi, I am A small burden, far worse."

"Besides, pretending to be husband and wife is the only chance to enter the mountain. If master is not willing, how can you kill those three monks? Master, you just agree. Brother Shi San is a good man. Although he may sleep on the same bed, he I won’t touch you, master, don’t worry.”

She spoke softly, persuading Dugu Juejue, but she secretly thought in her heart: That villain would not make a move on the master, he would only move and unleash that rampant gun.

As soon as the gun was stabbed, the master softened and surrendered obediently.

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