Siheyuan: I am the neighbor of Silly Zhu

Chapter 545 Duplicity
hehe~
Sure enough, it's a scheming plan.

"Three uncles, I think it's better for everyone to share it equally." Xu Dongqing also stopped flirting with them, and stayed awake in the middle of the night.

Here, because of such a trivial matter, he deliberately asked the people around him to accept their favors, would Xu Dongqing do what they wanted?

impossible?
"What do you mean?"

Yan Bugui suddenly felt that he had been insulted. Could it be that the title of shrewd calculation was about to change hands.

"Originally, if everyone wanted to visit my house at night, I wouldn't haggle with you. Since you want the TV I bought to be a public TV, you need to pay a little money. You say yes Bar."

Xu Dongqing looked around.

On weekdays, everyone is already tired enough to go to work, and the most they can do is join in the fun, watch for an hour or two, and then go back to sleep.

But since someone spoke.

They are naturally very happy.

"Xu Dongqing, do you still want to collect tickets? This is a bit immoral. We are all neighbors. If rumors spread, you are not afraid of shame." Liu Haizhong taught.

This man.

He just likes to put on a show, stand on a moral high ground, point out the country, and talk about bangs, and he has no life as an official.

But always dreaming.

I don't know what this guy is thinking?
"It's impossible for me to collect tickets from everyone every time. I mean to share it equally. I buy a TV plus a TV ticket. It can be calculated as a thousand yuan, rounded up. One thousand, there are also in the yard. Fifteen families, calm down, each person is less than 70 yuan."

Xu Dongqing snapped her fingers and said leisurely.

hehe~
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, it was impossible to ask them to pay, and everyone was barely making ends meet on weekdays, but let them share it equally today.All of them showed embarrassment.

"Holly, everyone's life is not as good as yours, and they are already struggling. Can you see if you don't calculate it so clearly." Yan Bugui smoothed things over.

"Third Master is right. If I buy a TV, I will definitely donate it and let everyone watch it together." Silly Zhu didn't know which one was wrong.

roared directly.

Ha ha.

Everyone looked at Shazhu, maybe this thing can really be made.He really couldn't tell the difference between the big and the big, and always felt that he was incompetent, but he was just a cook in a rolling mill.

People will not give him any face at all.

Always on the road of losing face, gone forever.

"Silly Zhu is right, so am I. If there is one, I will definitely do the same. Unlike some people, who are always selfish, and evenly share." Xu Damao was a little annoyed.

He was actually robbed of the limelight by Silly Zhu.

In fact, Shazhu might still be possible. As for Xu Damao, he had a very good life in his childhood before, instead of having a big meal behind closed doors.

When did you think about the other people in the courtyard.

Just a proper little guy.

It's not the same as Yi Zhonghai's hypocrite.

"good."

"Xu Dongqing, look at the consciousness of Xu Damao and Sha Zhu, the uncle just can't get a TV ticket, otherwise I will spend money to buy a TV and put it in the front yard for everyone to watch.

hypocritical!

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui watched Yi Zhonghai's performance.Thumbs up, in terms of righteousness, this Yi Zhonghai's grasp is very good.

They are ashamed.

"I am also one of them." Liu Haizhong directly raised his palm and said towards the sky.

As for Yan Bugui, he kept silent, seeing Xu Dongqing's sarcastic expression, he was startled in his heart, so he didn't want to say more?Instead, he became a quail.

He understood that Xu Dongqing might have other followers waiting for them, so it was better not to think about it.

"Third Lord, are you here?" Xu Dongqing looked at Yan Pugui jokingly, he was also one of them, maybe he was the military advisor.

Out of ideas!

Put them in a trap, and you can get away with it.

"Old Yan, express your opinion." Liu Haizhong watched Yan Pugui hesitate at the side, and felt that this guy might have to quit halfway, which was not in line with his expectations.

"This."

"What are you afraid of?"

Xu Dongqing sighed unceasingly, no matter how many people in Liu Haizhong tried to squeeze Yan Pugui, but he just didn't let go, instead he kept smiling bitterly.

idiot!

Xu Dongqing got caught in it without knowing it.

"Since the third master doesn't open his mouth, I don't think there is any need to force the third master. This person is usually stingy, and if he doesn't take advantage, he will be the one who suffers."

Sha Zhu was dissatisfied.

"good."

Liu Haizhong sees that he won't move Yan Bugui, and doesn't get entangled in this matter.

"One, two, three, four." Xu Dongqing pointed to the four people in front of him.

"Since everyone is so impartial, I think it's better for the five of us to share it. In this case, 200 yuan per person is not much. I don't know how you four are like this." Xu Dongqing asked.

Some yawned.

Do not understand.

Why is Sha Zhu obviously penniless, but he can still say such heroic words, then he didn't intend to trick Sha Zhu, but he jumped up by himself.

I can't help but think of an interview in the private order.

The reporter asked Uncle Ge, "If you have 1 million, can you donate it to charity?"

Uncle Ge replied: "Yes"

Ask again: "If you have 10 million, would you like to donate?"

Uncle Ge replied: "I am willing"

Ask again: "What if you have [-] million?"

Uncle Ge replied: "I will donate one billion yuan"

Then the reporter asked again: "If you have a car, would you like to donate it?"

Uncle Ge replied: "I don't want to"

The reporter wondered: You have donated one billion, why not be willing to donate a car? "

Uncle Ge was embarrassed: "I really have a car. I am willing to donate 1 million, 10 million, [-] million, or [-] billion, but I don't have one. I don't want to donate a car because I really have a car.

This answer is too realistic, naked irony!
All of them yelled that they were morally noble, and when Xu Dongqing suggested to them that the five people should share equally, they were all speechless and did not mention money.

Let's talk about others.

Do you really think that the people who eat melons are fools?

"First uncle, second uncle, don't shout slogans and make such a loud noise, but when I asked you, you really stopped talking." Xu Dongqing teased.

"Isn't it with you?"

Liu Haizhong gritted his teeth and said.

These three uncles called so many people from the courtyard to come out at night, so naturally they couldn't just talk in empty words, otherwise, no one would believe what they said in the future.

Divide evenly!

Several people were bleeding in their hearts, and they really didn't want to be taken advantage of by this.

But not evenly.

That's talking gibberish, fooling ghosts?
It's not clear yet, how can it be so unscrupulous to talk nonsense.

"Master, do you think so?" Liu Haizhong threw the problem to Yi Zhonghai, asking him to solve it quickly.Otherwise, they would really become street rats.

(End of this chapter)