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Chapter 134 Xiaobai wins numbness (please subscribe)

On the Internet, netizens are discussing the matter of Xiaobai.

The people of Confucius Culture Publishing House were pleasantly surprised and happy.

The editors were in a better mood when reviewing manuscripts. In the past, they would usually swear a few words when they encountered manuscripts that were written inappropriately, but now they just smiled and passed.

Several review editors have lightened the review of manuscripts, and the novel manuscripts that could not be passed before are strangely passed at this moment.

The editor-in-chief even called the editor-in-chiefs of the other four publishing houses one by one, speaking in a very embarrassing tone, saying things that would make people angry.

The master cheered happily, but the other four publishing houses were very angry.

The editor-in-chief of the four publishing houses video conference.

"What the hell is going on here? Can anyone tell me what happened?"

The editor-in-chief of Northern Media Publishing House was furious: "Why is this Xiaobai so good at writing short stories? Isn't he writing novels? Why are all the short stories he writes classics?"

He was furious.

Walking back and forth in the office with his hips on his hips, he has casually left his expensive suit in a corner of the sofa.

Not only him, but the editor-in-chiefs of Jiuxing, Hanhai, and Linglong publishing houses are all in a bad mood, and their faces are so ugly that they die.

"We all underestimated Master, its strength is hidden too deeply."

The editor-in-chief of Hanhai Culture Publishing House was in a bad mood as he browsed the comments of netizens and readers on the Internet.

"It's not that I underestimated my master."

The editor-in-chief of Jiuxing Literature Publishing House had his legs up on the desk, and his tan leather shoes were dangling. He squinted his eyes and said, "We underestimated Xiaobai. Before this, no one could have imagined that He could write two classic short stories in a row."

The three were stunned.

indeed so.

In the beginning, Master Culture went to promote Xiaobai, and they only got a little attention.

What attracted their attention was because Xiaobai wrote a science fiction short story "Country Teacher". One, you can participate in the selection qualifications of the European Science Fiction Awards.

That's why the editors-in-chief of the four publishing houses unanimously decided to let the short story master Alien of Jiuxing Literature Publishing House be the first to play, the purpose is to attract Xiaobai's works.

In fact, they succeeded.

The first short story of Master Culture Publishing House was indeed written by Xiaobai.

But, the problem is that the second short story of Master Culture Publishing House was written by Xiaobai.

TM outrageous!

"Qian Shanniao has lost, what should we do next?"

The editor-in-chief of Linglong Publishing House is a young female editor-in-chief with great skills. She looks extremely beautiful, but her temper is very cold.

Wearing an ink-colored cheongsam, she frowned slightly with her beautiful eyebrows, feeling very dissatisfied with Master Culture Publishing House's two consecutive wins.

"Let the ink bamboo go!"

Suggested by the editor-in-chief of Jiuxing Literature Publishing House.

"Mozhu is the finale." The editor-in-chief of Hanhai Literature Publishing House objected: "His work is the last to appear, it is the king bomb we prepared, and it is also a lore for Master Culture Publishing House."

The finale came out ahead of time, which meant that they had panicked and had fallen behind Master Culture Publishing House in terms of momentum.

The combination of the four publishing houses was even overwhelmed by Master Culture Publishing House in terms of momentum.

Absolutely not.

"Lore, huh!"

The editor-in-chief of Jiuxing Literature Publishing House smiled contemptuously, and slowly lowered his legs on the desk: "Can't you see what's going on now? Who is killing whom now? If you can't win the next game, The combination of our four publishing houses will be wiped out by the Master Culture Publishing House."

He pointed to the computer screen: "Do you know what netizens think of us now? The four publishing houses were united by Xiaobai! There is one emperor and four kings in the publishing industry, the wife is the emperor, and the four of us Does the king behind it know?"

Once this concept is formed, Master Culture Publishing House will become the only leading publishing house in China, and the number of authors who submit articles to Master will gradually increase.

Over time, the number of Master's works will increase, and the quality will only get better and better.

"It's because we lost two games in a row that we couldn't let Mo Zhu advance."

The editor-in-chief of Hanhai Literature Publishing House said wisely: "Xiaobai has published two classic short stories in a row, and it is absolutely impossible for the third to be his work. Apart from Xiaobai, Master, there is no author of short stories that can be obtained. Mo Zhu’s short stories were used in three rounds, so it won’t feel like a lore.”

"Also, if Bai Xia and Zheng Changgong are alone, against the other short story writers of the Master, it's not like an elephant hitting ants, trampling a lot of them to death with one foot."

The editor-in-chief of Linglong Publishing House and the editor-in-chief of Northern Media Publishing House looked at each other, and they both felt that what they said was reasonable.

Finally decided not to move.

Black bamboo is still ranked last, as a weapon to kill Master Culture Publishing House, it will be used until the last.

The third player was Bai Xia, and the fourth was Zheng Changgong. The order remained unchanged.

The editor-in-chief of Jiuxing Literature Publishing House directly cut off the video conference call: "A group of idiots are waiting to bear the consequences of failure!"

After losing two games in a row, he still didn't know how to repent, thinking that Xiaobai would never have a third short story.

madness!

Since there is a second article, why can't there be a third article.

While unlikely, it's not impossible.

Pig teammates.

Proper pig teammate.

You can't put all your eggs in one basket... The editor-in-chief of Jiuxing Literature Publishing House called an assistant: "Go to contact Master, and say that Jiuxing hopes to reach a close cooperation with Master. For the big sci-fi movie "Fortress in the Sky", Xiaobai can be invited to serve as the honorary planner and director."

The assistant's face was shocked. It was Jiuxing's largest external investment project at present, with an investment amount of hundreds of millions, and almost all of Jiuxing's current cash flow was taken away.

It is said that the actors invited are all currently famous and popular stars, with a particularly large number of fans.

A movie that can definitely explode, but you want to cooperate with Master?

Although it was only a position of honorary planning and guidance, in the eyes of the little assistant, this action was a signal of cooperation between Jiuxing and Master.

Do something!

But this is not something she can worry about, as long as she obediently handles the tasks assigned by the editor-in-chief.

……

the other side.

Bai Xia is comforting Qian Shanniao who has lost her soul after watching "The Last Leaf".

He and Qian Shanniao are good friends. They were tit-for-tat opponents when they debuted, but they became good friends by chance and coincidence after they closed their pens.

Bai Xia comforted: "Don't talk about you, when you meet "The Last Leaf", you have to kneel if you were Mo Zhu."

"I'm convinced that I lost to "The Last Leaf", but what I can't accept is why I can't write such a good short story." Qian Shanniao lost his mind and felt depressed.

He has been writing short stories for nearly 20 years, and has written countless works, but none of his short stories can be called a classic.

It's not a classic, so how can it be included in extracurricular readings for primary and secondary schools.

And Xiaobai!

He has only written three short stories, and all of them are classics, which makes him envious!
"The next round is up to you."

Qian Shannian is very envious of his friend's luck. The two are about the same in strength, but he doesn't have such good luck as his friend.

"Even without Xiaobai, Master is still very strong, so don't be careless."

Qian Shannian became very nervous because of the consecutive losses in the first two rounds.

Xiaobai, it's too scary.

If you return any of Xiaobai's two works, you won't win hope.

In order to be included this time, he put a lot of effort into preparing this short story, but even so, it only reached the level close to "The Necklace" and "The Last Leaf".

Therefore, white shrimp is very lucky.

I didn't meet that pervert Xiaobai.

For the third round, he was nervous, but not worried, because it was impossible for Xiao Bai to come up with another classic short story.

impossible.

It is absolutely impossible.

The reason why classics are called classics is because they are rare, and it takes extremely rare inspiration and accumulation to write classics.

Xiaobai has written two classic works in a row, so it is impossible to write a third one, right?
Just as Qianshanniao's thoughts were flying, the four joint publishing houses released the third entry.

Title: "Sun"!
Author: white shrimp!

Because of Qian Shanniao's disrespect and defeat, Bai Xia's work received even greater expectations, and the repercussions it brought were even more intense.

"White Shrimp is wonderfully written."

"Although it's still not up to the classic level, it's not much worse!"

"I still like to read Bai Xia's short stories. It's interesting. This one has made obvious progress. Many of his old problems have been corrected. It's a great improvement!"

"In the last round, Qianshanniao was unlucky. This round, Bai Xia is sure to win. No one can stop Bai Xia."

"I heard that Bai Xia and Qian Shanniao, the mortal enemies, are now very good friends. This is not to avenge a good friend, but to press my wife to the ground and rub hard."

"Now it depends on what the master is going to do to counter it. It can't be Xiaobai's work, right?"

"Absolutely impossible. Xiaobai has produced two classic short stories. It is impossible to have a third one. Absolutely impossible."

"That's right, it's true that the classics are Chinese cabbage. You can write them casually, and let them go for wholesale! Xiaobai can write two articles in a row, which is already against the sky, okay?"

"The next step is to see how the master will make moves. I hope you won't become vulnerable just because you don't have Xiaobai!"

"..."

When the netizens were discussing intensely, Qian Shanniao suddenly said: "Master's third short story is out."

Out!
Bai Xia leaned over in an instant, pressed on his friend's shoulder, and looked at the activity interface that had just been refreshed.

Master's third short story book is titled "The Cop and the Hymn"!
"Who is the author?"

Bai Xia asked the question that everyone was concerned about.

Qianshanniao moved the mouse, and the light point touched the active interface.

Swish!
Page switch.

Title: The Cop and the Hymn!
Author: Xiaobai!

boom!
Bai Xia only felt his head buzzing.

Xiaobai again!

Why is it Xiaobai again!

Three consecutive articles, all Xiaobai, is he so long-lasting?The three of Lien Chan haven't been impotent yet?

This is so unscientific!
After seeing the name of the author of the third Master's work, Qian Shanniao suddenly felt less uncomfortable. He patted the back of his friend's hand: "Maybe the quality of this article is not very good!"

"Do you think it's possible?"

White shrimp has given up treatment.

Too cruel!

So brutal!

So heartless!

If you lose, you lose. If you lose to a classic, it’s not shameful... After adjusting his mentality, Bai Xia silently took his hand away from his friend, and began to read Xiao Bai’s short story called "The Police and the Hymn".

The novel tells the story of a poor and homeless tramp named Soapy. In order to solve the problems of severe cold and hunger, he decides to go to prison for three months after some consideration.

And he worked hard to achieve this goal.

At first he hoped to go to a luxurious restaurant to eat a free meal, and then be arrested and sent to prison; but his idea fell through. The waiter coaxed him out.

Then he started his second operation. He came to the corner of Sixth Avenue and smashed a shop window with a pebble. He stood there waiting for the police to arrive. However, the police believed that the real perpetrator would run away immediately. Although Soapy confessed to the police that he did it himself, the police ignored him and went to arrest a man who was chasing a car.

Soapy had no choice but to continue to create opportunities to be caught. He came to an ordinary restaurant, and after a big meal, he told the waiter that he had no money and could call the police to arrest him; who knew that the waiter didn't call the police because he knew clearly The police don't care about such trivial matters, so they carried Soapy out and threw him into the street.

Soapy also noticed a charming young woman in front of a shop window, and a policeman was not far away.Soapy pretended to be a hooligan and went forward to tease the young woman, but the police turned a blind eye to his actions.

Soapy was very helpless. When he came to a cigar shop, he saw an umbrella and stole it. He also quarreled with the owner of the well-dressed umbrella, insisting that the umbrella was his own, and that he called the police. Solve the problem.However, to his surprise, the owner of the umbrella gave up on his own initiative, saying that the umbrella was not his own in the first place, he had picked it up before, and now he would return it to the original owner.

At last Soapy was in an old church and saw an organist practicing to get acquainted with the Sunday hymns.

The hymns played by the organist put Soapy at the iron bars in trance, for they were familiar to him when he had motherly love, roses, ambitions, friends, and immaculate thoughts and collars in his life.

In an instant, a new artistic conception stirred him like a revelation.A strong and swift impulse drove him to fight against his rough fate.He wants to pull himself out of the mud, he wants to be a good person again.He will conquer the evil that has taken hold of him.

Tomorrow he was going to find work in the bustling business district.A fur importer once asked him to drive a cart.He'll go to the businessman tomorrow and get the job done.He wants to be a brilliant person.he wants--

[Soapy feels a hand on his arm.He turned his head abruptly, only to see a fat face of a policeman. 】

【"What are you doing here?" asked the policeman. 】

["Nothing." Soapy replied. 】

【"Then follow me." The policeman said. 】

[The next morning, the magistrate in the police court pronounced: "Blackwell Island, three months."]

The story ends abruptly here.

however.

After reading this novel, Bai Xia and Qian Shanniao both shuddered.

"Sentenced!"

There was a chill in Bai Xia's heart, his teeth chattered when he said this.

Qian Shanniao nodded stiffly.

Yes.

Sentenced.

In the article, Soapy, a homeless man, makes incredible attempts to achieve his ridiculous goals, such as cheating food and drink in restaurants, smashing shop windows, molesting young women, disturbing public order, and stealing.

What is even more ridiculous is that the police gentlemen did not punish these illegal actions, but instead showed a sense of absurdity.

In the end, when Soapy's mind was purified by the hymn played by the organist, he decided to change his mind and prepare to find a job, but he was taken away by the police and sentenced to three months in prison.

Or the last few lines of dialogue directly raised the whole novel to several heights.

Qian Shanniao praised: "Xiaobai's ending is too strong."

"Xiaobai-style ending!" Bai Xia concluded: "Unexpected, but also reasonable!"

The two sat down on the chair in despair.

"I'm defeated!"

Bai Xia laughed at himself.

Qianshanniao felt quite emotional, because he also lost to such a work.

……

Netizens and readers have also finished reading this short story one after another.

Everyone was shocked.

When they first saw the third piece of Xiaobai's work, it was enough to shock them for a whole year.

After reading it, I realized that a whole year of shock was not enough, at least ten years would be enough.

"I'm numb!"

"So in the end, Soapy was caught by the police and sentenced because he didn't do anything?"

"Damn it! It's a reversal again, it's sarcasm again, damn it!"

"Every ending of Xiaobai is a reversal, which made me unexpected. It's amazing."

"There is a touch of irony in the well-meaning ridicule, and it is good at designing the plot dramatically, laying the groundwork, paving the way, outlining the contradictions, and finally presenting an unexpected ending at the end."

"The representative of the Chinese class has come out."

"So Xiaobai won again!"

"Three kills already, Xiaobai is too crazy, this wave of masters won!"

"Xiaobai's win is numb, okay! Three games and three wins, this is something a human can do!"

"It's too scary, Xiaobai won't kill it directly!"

"If it was before this novel was published, my answer would be impossible, but after reading this novel, I think it is very possible. There have been three consecutive articles, why can't there be a fourth and fifth."

"It's so scary!"

"..."

this moment.

Netizens were dumbfounded.

Everyone was dumbfounded and stunned.

There are three consecutive classic works, and the three are equally shocking.

"Master has Xiaobai, so he can be invincible!"

Some netizens gave conclusions.

This conclusion was instantly recognized by the vast majority of netizens.

Because Xiaobai was alone, he was about to kill the four United Publishing Houses.

First up is The Necklace.

Then "The Last Leaf".

Here comes "The Police and the Hymn" again.

Will there be more later?

The answer of netizens before is very certain: no, absolutely not.

But now?
No one dared to say that there would never be any.

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