My artist wants to quit the entertainment industry every day

Chapter 1 If I can do it all over again, I will never go on stage!
Hengdian Film and Television City.

[Slow Motion in Snow] Crew.

Director Song Dapeng was talking to an actress in white.

Get started by yourself and teach the actresses' positions, movements, demeanor and expressions.

"The first shot, hanging from there, the speed will slow down..."

"The action in the play should look good, it doesn't matter if you slow down..."

"At the end, I draw the sword and slide the shovel to turn around and then stand and draw the sword to finish. In the middle, I put my fingers together and tap the sword twice. It must have that feeling of loneliness of a master..."

"Add special effects in the later stage, and the martial arts effect is full of fairy tales on the screen!"

Zhang Pengpeng, who was dressed in white, had already put on makeup, not daring to show any big expressions.

"Director, I'm fine!"

Director Song is very satisfied with the state of the actors.

"OK, let's start with the first set of shots. Actors get ready!"

Just when Zhang Pengpeng was hanging Wia over and over again, completing her actions of coming out from the prop tree roots, taking off, and landing.

A corner of the studio.

Playing the role of the eight "horse bandits" who besieged the "Shizi", they had time to rest.

One of them had a bit of dust on his face, but his facial features were a young and well-proportioned young man, with his eyes closed, as if he was sleeping in a cage.

The long eyelashes kept shaking, as if in a sweet dream.

The other seven "horse bandits" were whispering.

"Brothers, have you seen Xuezhong? This Pengpeng is playing Nangong Pushe with a white fox face. Now she is a woman disguised as a man."

"Huh? Disguised as a man? It's just that the chest muscles are a little developed!"

"Oh, how could you not see it?"

"Who knows? Haha, if I have such a beautiful brother and girl disguised as a man, I wouldn't be able to tell!"

"Indeed, why can't we deal with it? I feel that when I saw her in a magazine before, she didn't have such well-developed chest muscles, right?"

"Hey, the female celebrity's chest muscles are the same as the male celebrity's height, that is Schrodinger's cat, which has always been in a quantum superposition state. You can't be sure which superposition state he/she will be in one day."

"Schrödinger's cat, showing off your junior high school diploma? I think you are bluffing!"

"Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose!"

"Hey Hey!"

"..."

Just when a few people were chatting.

One of the young "horse bandits" who seemed to have been dozing off suddenly opened his eyes and looked blankly at everything in front of him.

"Where is this? Hiss!"

Just as he was about to ask, he suddenly had a headache, which made his face pale in an instant.

"Xiao Yu, what's wrong with you?"

"Are you okay, Yuu?"

The few "horse bandits" who were chatting saw that something was wrong with their companions, so they didn't dare to ask loudly, so they could only ask with their voices pressed.

"I, I'm fine. The buns I ate in the morning were a bit cold, and my stomach twisted."

The young man named Xiao Yu was at a loss for a long time, and pulled out an extremely ugly smile.

"Hey! Let you drink some hot water in the morning to warm your stomach. If you don't feel young, your body will work hard. One day your stomach will be broken, and it will be too late to regret..."

"Xiao Yu, can you bear it? If you can bear it, please bear with it. Today's scene is not bad. There is a dead man scene. There is a lot of money to be paid. It is hard to get it."

The oldest among them is the group leader Chen Youqing.

Chi Yu's face gradually turned red, and he nodded at Chen Qun without making a sound.

Seeing that he was fine, the others glanced at the "white fox face" who was still hanging on Wia, leaned on the prop stone, bent their feet, and continued chatting.

And this time.

The bewilderment in Chi Yu's eyes did not diminish.

He looked at everything in front of him, picked up the original "Chi Yu" memory about this world from his memory, and then quickly adapted to this world.

Yes, the current Chiyu is not the original one.

He came through time.

The original "Chi Yu", because he stayed up late every day and didn't have a good rest, just got a sudden illness when he was returning to the cage, and died.

Then, Chi Yu, an actor whose head had been beheaded in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, had time to travel over.

Chi Yu felt that God made a big joke on him.

Just now, he was a dying actor. During the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, he was a low-ranking actor who committed the crime of beheading.

The beheaded man called out respectfully:
Boss Chi, let's go!
"Since ancient times, Daosheng has studied books for ten years, and talked with you. Remind people to point at donkeys and talk about horses. Fang Dao Manqian's humor is not just for fun... Drink when thirsty, eat when hungry, sing when drunk, and ask Sha Yin when sleepy Lying down. The sun and the moon are long, the sky and the earth are wide, so be free and happy!"

Chi Yu narrowed his eyes as he read the play.

Then the big knife fell, and the head left the body.

There was blood red in front of his eyes.

"Boss Chi, can't you sing an opera honestly? You have to sing about beheading. Two words, one head, this world!"

"If you want to listen to Boss Yizhechi's play again, I'm afraid you will go to hell."

"It's probably because Lord Yan wanted to listen to the show, so he called Boss Chi away."

"Boss Chi 20 years ago, singing the old man is a masterpiece! Oh, I can't listen to playing lunatics and lunatics!"

"Oh, who stepped on my hand!"

"Don't squeeze it! It's just a little blood, don't squeeze it!"

"My steamed bun! Who will step on my steamed bun!"

In the crowd, the sounds of sorrow and excitement entered the left and right ears respectively.

"If I could do it all over again, I would never go on stage!"

He sighed silently, looking back at his life hastily.

his life.

Before the age of 14, the scenery was infinite.

To paraphrase the words in history books, it is called "smart since childhood, good at poetry and prose, extensively read classics and history, proficient in Confucian classics, good at calligraphy, and skilled in cursive official script."

After the age of 14, the family declined.

Entering Liyuan, he sang Shengdan Jingchou over and over again, and won the nickname of an opera lunatic. Later, he specialized in Wudan, and gradually formed a troupe to sell and sing for a living.

Unexpectedly, a word, two words, was sung a year ago, which violated a taboo.

After a verdict was issued, Qiu Hou asked to be executed at Caishikou.

Looking back on this short life, close your eyes that fell to the ground.

When I opened my eyes again, I came to this strange world.

According to the original "Chi Yu" memory, this is a place called Hengdian, which is a film and television shooting base, and I am a group performer chasing the dream of an actor.

After working for two years, I followed a good group leader, Lao Chen.

Speaking of Lao Chen, Chen Youqing is only 34 years old.

Thanks to Lao Chen's help, he is now a special group performer, that is, a more advanced extras, basically used as props for the background of the characters in the environment, with some action performances, and occasionally a few lines.

Special guest performers are special guest performers.

However, this dress is too smelly, right?
Chi Yu breathed in slowly, avoiding more smells from entering the nostrils.

Then I kind of missed the costumes in my troupe.

After thinking about it, he slapped himself on the ear.

"Oh, why do you still think about those broken things?"

"The point is, I, Chi Yu, am actually an actor?"

"No, in this world, actors have a new identity. I am now an unknown small group performer. According to this world, I am a nineteenth-tier actor."

"It can also be said that I'm not even an actor now, I'm just a trickster."

"Judging from the classification of occupations in this world, being an actor is not a lowly profession, and the income is quite generous. There is an entertainment circle."

"And there are some people who love this industry. The original owner is a young man who has a dream of acting and plunged into the army of group performances."

"However, an actor is an actor after all!"

"Before I died, I made an oath that if I could do it all over again, I would never go on stage!"

"So this entertainment industry is not suitable for me."

When Chi Yu found out that he was still an actor, that is to say, an actor, he felt indescribable resistance in his heart.

Ah!
Actor!
In feudal society, they were even lower than ordinary people, like slaves or handmaids.

Actors, actresses, prostitutes, actors, Sanle.

Ranked from the top nine to the bottom nine.

Actor!
Play all kinds of roles and say all kinds of dramas.

People are the people in the play, but the heart is the heart of the audience.

An actor enters the painting, and his life ends in the world.

The actor puts on his make-up, and the song ends.

"Although the current era is an era where actors are in power, traffic is king, and entertainment is to death."

"But an actor is an actor after all, and can only shed his own tears in other people's stories."

"Since only half of one foot is on the threshold of the entertainment circle, why not just quit and become an ordinary commoner in this prosperous age?"

"Besides, in this world, it seems that because of wars and turmoil, many cultural relics have been lost. Why don't you use some articles and books in my memory to enter the literary circle and become a literati expert or something?"

Chi Yu thought.

Although the water in the late Ming Dynasty was too cold, which is not uncommon in today's literary and art circles, it is quite compelling.

In private, the original owner is an anonymous Douyin scholar, Zhihu expert, and professor at station B. He often presses in at midnight, exhaling sweetly.

But these are not suitable for Chi Yu.

He had just been beheaded because of a crime in a scene, and he felt that it was better to wait on the sidelines for a while before deciding whether to join the literary circle.

After all, it is better to be an actor than to be an expert.

"It's time for us to go! Hurry up! Xiaoyu! Don't be dazed! Copy the guy!"

Just as he was thinking wildly, Chen Qun patted his shoulder and stuffed a prop knife into his hand.

"Copy guys? What are you up to? Oh!"

Chi Yu was stunned for a moment, and immediately realized that he was still on the set.

Although he resists the identity of an actor, the rules of his ancestors, who are more serious than the sky, prevent him from walking away. He can only copy a knife and follow behind several other "horse bandits".

He has no specific roles.

Probably won't show up either.

It is to besiege "White Fox Face", follow her left and right hands in slow motion, swing in slow motion, and then be pulled away by Wia, land on the ground, and pretend to be dead.

For the first time, the director felt that the taste was not enough.

Let's do it again, the movements of the protagonist "White Fox Face" are a bit big and not elegant enough.

So I did it again, and finally found out that it was the extras flying in the air that didn't feel right.

Then redesign.

After doing this seven or eight times, the fight scene, which had placed the director's high hopes, finally passed.

Chi Yu and the eight of them started from hanging on the wire from the beginning to the end, followed the left and right hands of "White Fox Face" in slow motion, and then were pulled away, fell to the ground, and pretended to be dead.

It was already noon at this time, and everyone received their lunch boxes.

"Is that how this filming came about?"

"Although I can't see what it will be like in the later stage, I always feel that the fighting scenes this morning are fooling the audience."

"If you want to perform martial arts, you must first let go of these feet and put on those shoes, then it will be effective."

As a martial artist, after merging the memory of the original owner, Chi Yu could tell at a glance that this martial arts scene was filmed without any technical content.

If you lie down with yourself and pretend to be dead with that buddy, you just need a martial arts guide?
Leash dogs are better than this!
"Okay, let's eat quickly, and rest for a while after eating. There is still a play in the afternoon, playing the role of a soldier, maybe there will be a chance to show your face."

After Lao Chen received the boxed lunch, he opened it and took a look, then began to pick it up.

"Brother Chen is awesome! Can you show half of your face?"

"Brother Chen eats chicken legs! How about a face?"

"Brother Chen, my drumsticks are bigger! Can you add a line, the one that shouts is also fine."

"Fuck off! I'm not a director, you think you can get whatever you want?"

Old Chen blocked the lunch box, scolded everyone, and continued to eat.

Chi Yu looked at Lao Chen who was surrounded, picking up the tasteless and discarded lunch box, thinking, how to say that he doesn't want to be in the entertainment industry, it would be a better time.

However, what happened next was far beyond his imagination.

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