My artist wants to quit the entertainment industry every day

Chapter 211 This question is too difficult, I can't do it! (Six thousand chapters please subscribe! Monthly ticket reward!)
"Hey, it seems that there are guests coming!"

Zhang Zifeng, who was slumped in the chair, heard the sound of the suitcase rolling over the dry concrete road.

The people who were playing with the dog came to the outer side of the pavilion.

I saw Zeng Yi and Ling Hua of the Xuanniao combination.

"hello!"

He Jiong shouted and waved vigorously: "Zeng Yi! Ling Hua! How are you!"

"hello!"

Ling Hua was below, and responded to him from a distance: "Mr. He is good!"

"Welcome! Welcome! Welcome to our mushroom house."

He Jiong took Chi Yu and Zhang Zifeng down to greet the guests, and then happily gave Ling Hua and Zeng Yi a loving hug.

In the entertainment industry, it seems that He Jiong is the one who will give a loving hug to everyone he sees.

And no one has said anything yet.

"This is little H, that's little O, Tianba, Diandian, and lanterns..."

"Over there is our rice field. It was just plowed by Lisa and the other four girls last time. If you want Zeng Yi, you will have to plow this land..."

The four people in Mushroom House, mainly He Jiong, took Zeng Yi and Ling Hua to visit the inside and outside of the house, and showed them the picturesque landscape.

"Sister, look over there, that's the country I laid down for you. It's not over there, I haven't taken down that side yet." Chi Yu also said a very bad stalk.

Zhang Zifeng was very cooperative and did not embarrass him.

But later on, I don't know what will happen.

"Is there anyone?"

"Is the meal ready? Serve quickly, I'm starving to death!"

After a while, Xiao Yang and Wang Taili from the Chopstick Brothers arrived first, before anyone else arrived.

Then in the later stage, it is probably to do some special effects of Tianba, Diandian, colored lights, and little H and little O trembling.

After all, as soon as they came up, they wanted to eat from Tianba to Xiao O. They were the first case.

However, seeing these two couples coming to the Mushroom House, Chi Yu smiled and whispered to Zhang Zifeng: "I feel like our courtyard can be directly matched with a group of aunts who are dancing in the square in the later stage."

"Hahahaha!" Zhang Zifeng covered his mouth and laughed loudly.

"What are you laughing at?"

Xiao Yang asked: "Are you saying bad things about us? Say, is it, is it?"

Zhang Zifeng shook his head repeatedly, then looked at Chi Yu.

It's not me, it's my brother!
hiss!
This airy torn padded jacket.

He didn't even ask himself.

Chi Yu said with a toothache: "I just wanted to say that the four of you standing together are like the same frame of the century. It's so rare."

"It's not so exaggerated." Zeng Yi said with a smile.

"We have cooperated several times before." Xiao Yang also said.

Chi Yu asked a question at this time: "I really want to know, why haven't you guys released a new song? There are rumors in the world that there are countless square dancers on the land of 960 million square kilometers in China, waiting to be fed!"

"Hahahaha! It's okay to wait for food."

Everyone also burst out laughing.

Indeed, these two pairs of combinations basically ruled the square on the land of China.

It can be said that there are two and a half countries, and no one will question it.

When the four of them were invited to sit down and drink tea, He Jiong began to dig a hole: "Just now we had a discussion, the four of you must have been very tired after traveling so far, and you can't do too much."

The Xuanniao Group and the Chopstick Brothers didn't realize what he was going to say.

He just nodded and said, "It's really too far away. The two or three hours' drive from the nearest airport is simply fatal."

"If you go up and down the mountain, if you're in a plain area, you may get motion sickness."

"Hahahaha, I almost got motion sickness when I came here. Luckily, Zeng Yi is also from Shonan. He has experience and brought motion sickness medicine."

And Huang Lei, who received a hint from his eyes, showed an old fox's smile: "That's right, our Mushroom House has specially organized some experience programs this year, and they are all free!"

"That's right, we have a lot of experience items."

Chi Yu echoed, and then asked Zhang Zifeng: "Sister, I remember that I asked you to make a list of experience items before? Have you done it?"

"Ah? Hahahaha, it's not done yet." Zhang Zifeng froze for a moment.

"So, every guest who comes here can experience these projects for free."

Chi Yu added: "We call it, Mushroom House Leisure Experience Day Tour, I guarantee that you won't want to leave after you come!"

Hey, it also rhymes.

Xiao Yang reacted quickly and asked, "That is to say, there are still some items here, and there may be fees to pay, right?"

"Yes, yes, it turns out that there is a money collection project." He Jiong responded immediately.

"Oh, really!" Xiao Yang expressed shock.

Wang Taili also performed—it might be true, after all, this acting skill is hard to say, fluctuating ups and downs—he was stunned: "There is still a project to collect money? What is it? When I came, there was a I didn’t bring any money with me, so I gave it to my wife.”

Unexpectedly, he even added a character who is afraid of his wife and loves his wife.

Zeng Yi whispered, "Isn't it a bit inappropriate to ask for money?"

"Well, it's not suitable!"

Ling Hua also said that she felt that it was very real, so she asked, "But I watched the last season, and no one paid for it?"

"There are some, but they haven't been cut out. Otherwise, the audience will have to scold us."

While pouring tea, He Jiong explained: "However, this year our Mushroom House program group is more conscientious, so it's all free."

"Yes, we are now a conscience variety show." Huang Lei said.

"Oh!" The four suddenly realized and expressed their satisfaction.

Huang Lei flickered step by step: "Now, let's make some black tea and rest our feet. At night, I will cook and cook braised pork, egg fried rice, big plate chicken, stewed mutton and stewed vegetables... Anyway, friends who are here, It’s all there, you can enjoy it as you like.”

He Jiong took over the conversation: "Maybe I would like to sit here, I can accompany you to drink tea and chat, all afternoon."

"You guys play for a while..."

Huang Lei almost slipped the tongue, and immediately corrected himself: "Experience the farmhouse project, and picked the cabbage."

The four people who were smiling suddenly changed their colors.

"So, to experience the project, you should still work, right?" Xiao Yang said.

"I knew early on that you must be deceiving people. But you are so real, I almost believe that there is an experience program." Ling Hua said with a smile.

"Okay, hurry up and finish your tea, let's go to work!" After Huang Lei showed his true colors, he immediately blasted everyone into the field.

So the four guests who took a bus all the way and hadn't figured out what was going on were driven to work in the fields.

"Listen, pick the cabbage, listen to the sound, can it heal you?" Zeng Yi said.

"It's really healing, and I feel like all my troubles are gone." Ling Hua replied.

Chi Yu then asked: "So, Sister Hua, do you have any troubles?"

"Oh! Chi Yu, how can you ask a guest like that."

He Jiong said something, and then looked at Ling Hua: "Ling Hua, is it because you have been cooperating with Zeng Yi, doing [-]% of the work, and only getting half of the money, that's why you are bothered?"

"..." Chi Yu was dumbfounded.

Then he said that he was useless.

"Teacher He, there is no one like you!" Ling Hua leaned forward and backward with a smile.

"Yes, this is a reasonable way of distributing labor and capital!" Zeng Yi made a joke, and everyone laughed.

On the other side, Xiao Yang and Wang Taili cooperated.

Because the cabbage is planted in terraced fields, the upper layer and the lower layer must be thrown up or down after picking. After all, there are only two bamboo baskets.

"Brother Chopsticks cooperates so tacitly." He Jiong said with a smile.

In this cheerful atmosphere, the farmhouse experience project of picking cabbage came to an end soon.

Then comes the next item, cutting the cabbage.

Although the mushroom house is not big, there are also many experience items, such as chopping firewood, cooking, lighting a fire, anyway, until before eating, there is everything you want to experience.

When the dishes were served on the table, everyone's saliva couldn't help it.

No one can resist the temptation of delicious food.

In the past few years, the documentary "A Bite of China" has become popular, which fully demonstrates that my Great China is a country occupied by foodies.

So the English name is called, exactly.

That is, when two people meet, they ask, "Where is Cha Fan? Well, what about Cha Fan!"

"Let's raise our wine glasses, sister, you raise your milk glasses, and welcome Zeng Yilinghua and Xiaoyang Wang Taili to our mushroom house."

After Huang Lei was in place, He Jiong raised his cup and said.

"Thank you, thank you, and thank you, Teacher Huang, for cooking so many dishes for us."

Xiao Yang said: "Although there is no roasted whole lamb and roasted whole duck, something is missing."

"Hey, you're still thinking about our beloved pet!" He Jiong said with a smile.

Huang Lei also looked regretful.

But I can only regret it.

Then everyone started to eat and drink in front of the camera.

"There are wine and meat and friends, mountains and rivers and families. This feeling is absolutely amazing!" Xiao Yang said.

Chi Yu was sitting next to him, and clinked glasses with him with a smile: "Mr. Xiao Yang, what are you doing, are you enjoying poetry?"

"Hahaha, where did I get so excited about poetry?"

Xiao Yang took a sip of wine, waved his hand and said, "I'm just describing the scene in front of me truthfully."

"It is true that there are wine, meat, and friends, and there are mountains and rivers, and families." Zeng Yi also said.

So Huang Lei added another sentence: "The house is like a farmland, a beautiful pond, and mulberry and bamboo."

"Then let me say, the square house is more than ten acres, and there are eight or nine thatched huts. It's warm in Yuanren Village, let's smoke in Yiyixu." Chi Yu, who was supported by Xiao Yang's elbow, said with a smile.

Zhang Zifeng on the far side hurriedly memorized a song: "People are idle, osmanthus flowers fall, the night is quiet and the spring mountains are empty. The moon rises to startle the mountains and birds, and sometimes they sing in the spring stream."

"The old friend, Jishou, invited me to Tian's house. The green tree village is close to the edge, and the green hills are sloping outside."

He Jiong read half a line of the poem, and then raised his cup: "What poem? Let's drink!"

Zhang Zifeng, who was holding the milk to drink, had no choice but to pick up the milk cup: "Haha, cheers!"

After eating, because it was still a little cold outside, everyone went back to the house and chatted in the living room.

Then, inevitably, karaoke began.

And K's song, naturally and inevitably, is the combination song of Chopstick Brothers and Xuanniao.

"The boundless sky is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills..."

"What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful..."

"You are my little one, little Apple, I can never love you too much..."

"The little red face warms my heart and lights the fire of my life..."

"Fire, fire, fire..."

It was embarrassing that Ling Hua fell behind when changing the tune to pick up the song, and said, "It's too difficult, I can't change the tune at all."

"Are they the original singers?" Huang Lei began to wonder.

In order to save face, Ling Hua sang a short Mongolian song, and Zeng Yi was also at the side, dubbing Humai with a very useless voice.

For a while, it still makes people feel that they have come to the prairie.

"It's true, when I hear this kind of song, I feel like I've come to the prairie when I hear the song of swan geese flying to the south," Chi Yu said.

"Well, it's very graphic." Huang Lei nodded.

"We can play a small game, which is very simple, called eighteen true and false questions."

After a while, He Jiong suggested: "As for me, it's in the memo on the phone. I think of someone or something in my mind. Everyone will take turns to guess. It depends on whether you can guess me among the [-] questions. What are you thinking?"

"The person who is sure to guess correctly, if you think you have guessed the correct answer, you raise your hand."

"Okay, I understand."

Anyway, there is nothing wrong, everyone just followed He Jiong's game.

It is also a kind of chatting, but if you find a topic, you can participate in it.

He Jiong added: "If you guessed it, you can appoint anyone to do one thing."

After finishing speaking, he entered something in the phone.

"Okay, we can start."

He Jiong touched Xiao Yang next to him: "Let's start with you."

"Start with me?"

Xiao Yang got into the rhythm of the game, thought for a while, and asked a question: "Is it from us?"

He Jiong smiled: "Yes!"

"Hahahaha!" Xiao Yang immediately laughed.

This time, the scope is basically narrowed down to the point where it can be guessed randomly.

I have to say that Xiao Yang's question is too sharp.

So Chi Yu immediately raised his hand: "I'm going to guess the answer!"

Ling Hua asked in surprise: "No, have you already guessed who it is?"

Chi Yu nodded and said confidently, "It's Teacher Xiao Yang!"

He Jiong vomited blood directly and could only nod violently.

"Why me?" Xiao Yang didn't understand either.

Then Chi Yu sang: "Happy birthday to you!"

Then everyone understood why He Jiong wrote Xiao Yang's name.

Because during the meal, Xiao Yang said that today happened to be his lunar birthday.

At this moment, He Jiong thought of another name, and then started the game again: "It's a failure! This time, I won't start from Xiao Yang's side, Mr. Huang, you start first."

As a result, Huang Lei said directly: "Xiao Yang!"

He Jiong was speechless: "Am I that stupid? I have been guessed right once, and still use the same answer? No, you don't even ask questions, just guess. If you guess wrong, you need a drink!"

Huang Lei then accepted the punishment, probably wanting to drink too.

"Okay, Chi Yu, you come." He Jiong went through the game process.

Chi Yu asked, "Is it a human?"

"No." He Jiong shook his head.

Then Zhang Zifeng asked: "Is it an animal?"

"No."

Now he is no longer a person, nor an animal, nor is he Xiao Yang.

Zeng also asked: "Did we drink it?"

He Jiong's complexion changed drastically, and he smiled wryly: "Yes."

Huang Lei and Chi Yu looked at each other, and they already guessed what He Jiong wrote.

Unsurprisingly, this question is actually an advertisement question.

At this moment, Ling Hua raised her hand suddenly: "I know."

Under the gaze of everyone, she said confidently and decisively: "It's milk tea!"

He Jiong said no, and then Linghua argued that the milk tea is Terensu.

It seemed that she knew the answer, but just said another option.

So everyone had a big debate on whether Trensu is milk tea or not.

Afterwards, He Jiong played another round. This time, he used a very childish way to draw out the birthday cake for Xiao Yang.

After congratulating Xiao Yang on his birthday, the night was already dark.

Everyone took a shower, took a bath, and slept.

The days are relaxed and happy.

……

And in a certain apartment in Beijing, a few people gathered in the living room and were puffing.

The atmosphere was anything but lighthearted.

"You guys have enough cigarettes, but for this script, we need to speed up the time." One of them said distressedly, rubbing his messy hair.

This one is the director of "The Wandering Earth", Guo Fan.

"It's not easy. The 10-minute script has to be related to spaceflight, and it has to be represented by small characters. It's too difficult!" said one of the middle-aged men with only a handful of hair.

"It's so difficult! 10 minutes, it's completely a propositional composition, and it's much more stressful than taking the college entrance examination!"

"That's right, Lao Guo, this is a gift film. If something goes wrong with the filming, we will all have to apologize to the people of the whole country!"

"Even if the people of the whole country don't think there is anything, we have to be worthy of the country."

"70 years, 70 years of ups and downs, you can't go wrong!"

"Is it still too late to quit now? I feel that if something goes wrong, all of us will be nailed to the pillar of shame in history!"

"Don't be too stressed. Everyone is gathering firewood, and I called you here because I want to inform you of something in advance."

Guo Fan said: "The day after tomorrow, we will have a dedicated office, and the whole process will be filmed. In other words, our creative process will be filmed as a documentary."

"Make it a documentary? What the hell, who came up with the bad idea?" one person asked.

"This is not a bad move. It's a very powerful move. It understands all the propaganda."

"Indeed, our movie, with seven directors and seven production crews, can be turned into seven sections of documentary. When the time comes to promote it, we will show it one after another. Wouldn't that whet everyone's appetite?"

"It's really great!"

"What we are going to discuss now is the script, the script!"

Seeing that everyone was going off topic, Guo Fan immediately corrected him, and said helplessly, "Aren't they great? When we are in the camera, we will all be idiots, so we will be even more powerful!"

Seeing that Guo Fan was about to get mad, everyone hurried back to the script.

"If you want me to say, let's shoot a candidate astronaut, how about it? Think about it, the ones that go up, everyone knows, are particularly beautiful, but those candidates? Doing the same training..."

"It's not particularly good. It feels like the audience can come up with this question right away."

Another person said: "After all, astronauts are either able to fly up, or they can't fly up."

"Although the general public doesn't know about the candidates, they still have rewards."

"The other one is, I heard that there is a group that is going to shoot and prepare for the flight."

"Then, what about from a scientist's point of view?"

"It's not impossible, but it's still an ordinary angle, not novel enough, or in other words, not enough to catch the audience's attention, not enough to reflect positive energy."

"And creatures like scientists are mental workers, so it's not easy to shoot."

"It's really not a good shot."

"What about the logistics?"

"It's a little bit off the theme of spaceflight. After all, it's also a question of whether those in charge of logistics can get in touch with the core."

Everyone said in a hurry.

At this time, Guo Fan reminded again: "Just to remind everyone, our main actor is Chi Yu, Liu Qi in "The Wandering Earth", and Cheng Dieyi in "Farewell My Concubine"."

"Hey, talk about him."

"Okay, Lao Guo, you actually snatched the best actor Oscar back for us!"

"Let's say it earlier, so we can think of a suitable career based on him!"

Everyone criticized Guo Fan verbally and in writing.

Then I started thinking about ideas, thinking about the entry point of the script.

"I think Chi Yu came to play a scientist, a young scientist, and it means that our aerospace industry is young and full of vigor!"

"Makes sense. However, it's a little difficult to cut into the story."

"What if he is set as the first generation of astronauts? The theme can be set as a sentence, success does not have to be mine, success must have me?"

"Hiss, is this entry point interesting?"

"Indeed, hearing this sentence makes my scalp tingle!"

"It can be used as an alternative, let's think about it a few more times. If the subject of spaceflight can be shot well, it will definitely be the honor of our group in this lifetime!"

"come on!"

For the movie "My Motherland and Me", the keynote set by the chief director Chen Wuji and the producer Huang Jianxin is to tell the story of ordinary people who are closely related to the Republic during the 70 years since the founding of the country.

From the perspective of ordinary people, tell about this great era.

This is often written in novels. For example, in Ken Follett's "The Fall of Giants", the opening sentence is: On the day that King George V of England was crowned at Westminster Abbey in London, Billy Williams was in South Wales. Aberowan went down the mine.

One is a king, the other is a mine worker, and if the two are miraculously connected together.

A small person, in an instant, inserted into the great era in some wonderful form.

What Guo Fan wanted, or what Chen Wuji and others wanted, was also this kind of effect.

Seeing that these people are talking in a hurry, they can't tell why.

Guo Fan, who felt sorry for his Huazi, said: "You go back and think about it. At the meeting the day after tomorrow, at least some constructive suggestions should be given."

Then, the gang was blown away.

In the end, he was the only one left in the room.

Standing in front of the window, looking at the capital city under the night, he rubbed his face vigorously and murmured: "This question is too difficult, I don't know how to do it!"

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