My artist wants to quit the entertainment industry every day

Chapter 216 Underpants Theory, and a Big Melon

Even if it feels found.

When the song was completely recorded and reached the record level, it was already three o'clock in the morning.

This is probably the longest and most labor-intensive song among Chi Yu's recorded songs.

However, it was also the coolest feeling ever.

That night, Chi Yu didn't go back either. He told Lao Chen long ago that he didn't need to pick him up.

After the song was recorded, everyone in the recording studio was still in high spirits, so they were so excited about smoking, drinking, and snacks. All day long, they hooked up again and went to have breakfast.

At breakfast, I forced a guitar teacher who had just arrived to drink a bowl of soybean juice.

Seeing the guitar teacher's face wrinkled together, everyone laughed.

A man's happiness is so simple and boring.

At around seven o'clock in the morning, smelling of wine, bean juice and burnt circles, I finally got home.

"This is, is it starting to stay out at night?"

As soon as she got home, she saw Di Li Ruobai in the room, holding Xiao Pippi, tilting her head and saying.

Chi Yu was speechless: "I recorded the song all night."

He went straight into the bathroom, and blocked Di Li Ruobai, who was about to follow, from the door: "Woman, please respect yourself."

"Cut! It's not like I haven't seen it before!"

Di Li Ruobai followed subconsciously.Being blocked from the door, he rolled his eyes, turned back to the living room, sat on the simple European-style sofa, and muttered to Xiaopipi.

slam-la-

Wash your face, brush your teeth, go to the toilet, and take a shower.

After one-stop solving the complicated aura on his body, Chi Yu came out wrapped in a bath towel.

After entering the room, I changed into home clothes, glanced at Di Li Ruobai who was nestled on the sofa, and asked, "Don't you have any plans for today?"

"No. I've been very leisurely recently, and I'm very comfortable."

Di Li Ruobai stretched her pretty waist, revealing her obsessive curves, and squinted at Chi Yu: "It's you, have you finished recording the song?"

"Well, the recording is finally over." Chi Yu said, yawning.

"Didn't sleep all night?"

"Yeah. Didn't sleep all night."

As he spoke, he yawned again, and then sat beside Di Li Ruobai, leaning on her lap: "I'm so sleepy. By the way, have you had breakfast yet?"

When he said this, he had already closed his eyes.

"Use my leg as a pillow again! If you're sleepy, go back to your room and go to sleep by yourself. Look at your face, the dark circles under your eyes have turned into giant pandas." Di Li Ruobai pushed Yan Yanyu's head.

"No, it's comfortable to sleep like this."

"..."

Di Li Ruobai was speechless, so she had no choice but to say: "Let's go, I'll sleep with you back to the cage."

"okay."

……

After resting all morning.

In the afternoon, Chi Yu went to Guo Fan's place again.

There's no way, since he's already registered as the screenwriter of Guo Fan's crew, he has to come forward anyway, and forget it if he can't come once.

At that time, it would be unseemly for the audience to say that they are taking a share of the screenwriter's money.

Besides, Chi Yu is quite interested in this short movie of about 10 minutes.

After all, it is a gift film, and for an actor, it is an honor.

The direction of the script was basically determined. After the direction was established, these professional screenwriters showed their strong professional skills, and the 10-minute plot was written in a hurry.

After writing, then the whole word.

For a movie clip of only 10 minutes, the scene is the most important, and then the lines.

Lines can express the character of the characters, reveal the information that the audience wants to tell the audience, and can also exaggerate the atmosphere.

Good lines can bring the audience into the plot.

Bad lines can make the audience thunder.

"I repeat, the lines need to be streamlined! It must be streamlined."

Two days later, after the script came out for the first time, I went to the meeting.

After Guo Fan finished the script, he frowned and said, "We can't let Chi Yu have a long monologue like in "Immediate Sound", that way there is simply not enough time."

What he was talking about was the part of Teacher Jin Shijie's monologue in "The Remaining Is King" that Chi Yu narrated in "Sound on the Scene".

At that time, Chi Yu was actually only the most essential part.

In fact, that complete monologue lasted more than 5 minutes, and the whole process burst.

But obviously, putting these 5 minutes into a 10-minute bad movie still hasn't changed the essence of the movie as a bad movie.

Guo Fan continued to emphasize: "If it can be expressed in one word, it is best not to use a sentence. If it can be expressed in one sentence, it is best not to use a paragraph."

Chi Yu pointed to a line with a hundred or so words, and said with a toothache: "Like this line, it's not whose lines, how good the line skills of the actor selected in the end, or how good the voice actor is, it's best to present Appearing, it will give people a sense of preaching and popular science.”

"There is also this paragraph, which is about the hegemony of the United States by scientists, saying that they use bullets and scalpels to attack blablabla at every turn. I feel like I have said this many times. Although it sounds angry, it can arouse empathy from the audience... ..."

Chi Yu smiled, and then said: "But I feel, it's better to say something directly, the American guy is really fucked up, it's more concise and powerful."

"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed.

Scriptwriter Wang next to him nodded, "Ms. Chi Yu is right. These words are really fucking fucking out of the mouth of a scientist. What is everyone's first reaction?"

"Unreasonable?"

"Yes, it is unreasonable! And this unreasonable, just right, highlights the mood of a scientist who is extremely angry at the US technological hegemony."

"And best of all, the scientist who said this looks gentle and gentle. This personality contrast can make the character more real, not the name in the textbook."

Chi Yu saw that they were chattering, and they were analyzing the truth, so he quickly said: "Then what, Screenwriter Wang, I'm just trying to throw a brick. I still need to research whether this word was popular at that time."

Screenwriter Wang was stunned for a moment, and said, "No problem, right? Besides, during the Anti-Japanese War, wasn't Li Yunlong a genius who talked about a real woman all day long?"

"That's a TV show, right?"

"is it?"

"The original book is a novel, and the character Li Yunlong is a projection of that generation."

"Of course I know."

Screenwriter Wang said with a smile: "But since it is a projection, it basically has a great degree of authenticity. Those words he said should be said by other people."

Guo Fan saw that everyone was actually making a literary argument on a foul language.

Off topic ran a hundred and eight thousand miles to go.

Immediately stopped them: "I don't think there is a big problem with the plot of this script. The focus of the next step is to simplify the lines. The simpler the better, even if it can be expressed with eyes or movements, Lines can be canceled."

Guo Fan nodded and added: "We can't just think about the script here. Although we don't have much time, we still have to consult some real scientists as much as possible to see their daily life."

"It's best, if you can ask some retired old scientists, academicians, etc., that's even better."

At this point, Guo Fan said: "If there is a need for this, I will report to the superiors and let them coordinate."

Chi Yu also felt the same about Guo Fan's words.

He thought for a while, and said: "On this point, I have come into contact with some people who are engaged in scientific research. If they are not in the professional field, they will seldom make you despair. Even in the professional field, they are streamlined. You are almost like listening to heaven .”

After speaking, I imitated a dialogue scene I had seen at that time.

"it's OK?"

"Ah."

"Then let's begin."

"hiss……"

"Is there a problem with the data?"

"impossible."

"Sure?"

"Ok!"

"One more equation?"

"Let's go one more time."

After finishing speaking, Chi Yu shook his head with a smile, and said, "This is something I have added. For example, the word equation group, they usually don't say it directly, because they all know it well."

Here, there should be quite a few people who have been in contact with scientific research.

After all, it is not uncommon to engage in scientific research. In the university, maybe your fateful buddy is engaged in scientific research, and spends his time in the laboratory every day.

"Thinking about it, when they started the experiment, the conversation was indeed almost like this. It's like listening to heavenly scriptures, it always feels like they're matching codes."

"And what's particularly funny is that I had a senior before me who majored in chemistry or biology. I forgot. He finished the experiment and wrote a paper with data. He was confused because of insufficient words."

"Hahahaha, indeed."

"Oh, it's not like us, you can write [-] words with just a little water, and teachers and readers won't feel that you are in water."

"Water to water is also a kind of technical content."

"A big difference between science and literature is that science prefers to use more popular words or formulas to express complex theories and principles that make people bald."

"And in literature, I prefer to use words that make people bald to express a well-known truth."

"In a word, science hopes to be more accessible to the people, and literature hopes to be more authentic. Because science that is more accessible to the people is actually a lifelong mistake, and literature that is more authentic, when the tide recedes, each one is naked. swimming……"

"Speaking of naked swimming, I remember a very interesting theory called the underpants theory. That is to say, when the economy is in a downturn, men have to save money and even stop buying new underpants frequently."

"When it comes to the underpants theory, there is another lipstick effect. It is said that when the economy is in recession, it will lead to hot sales of lipsticks. This is because people still have a strong desire to consume in an economic downturn, so they will turn to buy more. Cheap merchandise."

"Lipstick, as an inexpensive non-essential, can act as a 'comfort' to consumers, especially when the soft, moist lipstick touches the lips."

"Well, correspondingly, there is also a skirt theory... When the economy is booming, women's skirts will become shorter and shorter; when the economy is recession, short skirts will become long skirts..."

"This is also because when the economy is good, men are in the mood to appreciate shorter and shorter skirts... Otherwise, how can the pink skull be more refreshing with money..."

"Then now should be a good time for the economy?"

"It's true, when I go shopping in the mall on weekends, many girls don't have skirts anymore."

"Wouldn't it be inconvenient if there was no skirt?"

"..."

Chi Yu and Guo Fan looked at each other, then fell silent.

"Who are you looking for?" Chi Yu's silence meant this.

"I don't even know. These people are usually fine. I don't know today, but suddenly, they just throw out some opinions." Guo Fan replied in silence.

"But now it's not about throwing out opinions, it's about driving! The cameras are all on, is there really no problem?"

"It's okay, it's probably impossible to subtract all of them."

What the two of them don't know is.

Because of Chi Yu's arrival, the main line of the script was fixed at the speed of light, which caused a strong sense of anxiety among the people who wrote scripts for a living.

So they want to express their professionalism.

Start to express your opinions on some things regardless of the occasion.

So as we talked, it was inevitable that we began to talk about women. This was entirely Guo Fan's fault, because all of his screenwriting and creative team were men.

One, two, three, four..., plus Chi Yu, there are thirteen people in total.

So Guo Fan jokingly called this team Thirteen Arhats.

Fortunately, they will also scan the car in time, quickly return to the script, and can quickly advance the script, after all, they are professionals.

Impossible to drive around unless you can't help it.

……

While Guo Fan's Twelve Arhats team was driving and sculpting the script, Chi Yu left the capital again. After recording two episodes of "Longing for Life", he started the promotional campaign for "Slaying the Wolf 2".

The release date of this belated debut film is getting closer and closer.

During the promotion, Wu Jing put all his efforts this time.

For one thing, unlike in the first "Slaying the Wolf", where he was a supporting villain and killer, in this second "Slaying the Wolf", he is an upright male number one.

In addition to playing drama, there are also many literary dramas.

Secondly, Chi Yu, who is cooperating with him this time, is already a serious first-line celebrity, even a super first-line celebrity.

Unlike him who only relied on the box office results of the two "Wolf Warriors", Chi Yu's box office record and award record are dazzling and enviable.

So although during the promotion, Chi Yu was already in the C position.

Wu Jing had a smile on her face, but she still belonged to MMP in her heart.

Of course not that kind of mmp, but a helpless mmp.

"I said, when the show is officially released, will your fans riot because Lao Jia and I killed you?" Wu Jing said with a smile in the backstage during a promotion.

The Lao Jia he was talking about was naturally Tony Jia.

No way, call someone Tony, it feels like entering a barber shop.

Call someone old, it feels like you have entered an unprofessional barber shop.

So in the end, Wu Jing and Chi Yu unanimously called Tony Jia Lao Jia, and at the same time, taught him to call Wu Jing Lao Wu and Chi Yu Lao Chi.

Regarding Wu Jing's question, Chi Yu could only tell him, "Let's look at it dialectically. If the fans riot, it means that there are a lot of people watching our movie, and the box office will not be borrowed."

"Then what if there is no riot?"

"Not rioting naturally means that although my villain is wonderful, it doesn't overwhelm the aura of your positive character. It means that the fans' three views are still okay."

So Wu Jing turned around and asked, "What if there is another riot?"

"It's not over, is it?"

Chi Yu heard their names being called from the front, so he said: "If there is a riot, it means that the three views of fans are completely fine in the field of aesthetics."

"..."

Wu Jing gave a thumbs up: "Lao Chi, you are so awesome, I can give you back whatever you say."

"It's awesome!" Beside, Lao Jia also gave a thumbs up.

Hearing what he said, Chi Yu didn't know whether it was Wu Jing who should come out to apologize, or whether it was Jiang Wen who opened the door to betray the country's core secrets.

"Awesome! Awesome!"

"Wu Jing is awesome!"

"Tony Jia is awesome!"

"Chi Yu is the best!"

After watching the movie, the audience said loudly.

They are very satisfied with the action effects presented in this movie, and the fist-to-flesh style made them experience the long-lost passion.

Afterwards, the main creators on the stage, once again, began to talk about some tidbits of the filming, and procedurally broke some news, causing the audience to exclaim.

After one road show after another, some material has been exposed several times.

But every time I said it, the audience seemed to be hearing it for the first time, with happiness and concern on their faces.

Probably for them, this kind of melon is not enough to eat once.

And it's almost May Day, the weather is already hot, and the capital city, where spring is as short as some men, has already entered summer.

So, it's time to eat melons.

Just when the fans of "Slaying the Wolf 2" were eating the tidbits repeatedly.

On the last Monday of April, the entertainment circle, which had been quiet for some days, suddenly had a shocking surprise.

And this big melon is obviously related to Chi Yu.

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