I just want to study hard

Chapter 149 Wild
"Tired? Is it fun?"

"Aren't you happy, you're not happy."

Half-kneeling beside Zhang Xiao's bed, Xiao Qing presented the 'Little Fist' package that came with the first ray of sunshine in the morning.

"Ah, it hurts, stop beating, ah..." Zhang Xiao twisted and twisted on the bed, like a maggot pretending to be dead, but refused to get up.

Originally Xiao Qing was beating quite vigorously, but when she accidentally saw the corner of Zhang Xiao's upturned mouth, showing a hint of enjoyment.

People become ill in an instant.

"Hey, Xiaoqing."

Lying on the bed, Zhang Xiao couldn't help laughing and said flatteringly, "Come again, please, it's really comfortable."

From the beating just now, all the muscles, bones and skin were relieved.

Zhang Xiao wanted to do it again, it was much more comfortable than the back rubbing master in the bathhouse.

Key points: free.

Sitting cross-legged on the chair, holding her feet with both hands, Xiao Qing said with disgust: "Hey, wake up, did you come back to sleep?"

Zhang Xiao raised his head and sighed helplessly: "I'm too tired in the imperial capital!"

"With two perverts by my side, I don't dare to relax for a minute. Even so, I will be thrown away by them."

"Xiao Qing, you don't know how difficult it is for brother, it's really tiring!"

Xiao Qing's expression softened a little, as if she felt sorry for him.

"Forget it, I'll help you press it again." Letting go of her feet, Xiao Qing jumped onto the bed.

Zhang Xiao's embarrassed expression immediately turned into a titter.

The next second, the weight struck.

Xiao Qing stood directly on his back and shouted: "Do you think I'm a fool? Ah, it's difficult to get into Beijing University. Have you considered the feelings of ordinary people like me?"

"Ah? You perverts don't care about the feelings of ordinary people at all."

"Why don't you hurry up and live on Mars, it's not suitable for non-humans like you at all, just let stupid humans fend for themselves on Earth!"

"Hey, bad guy. You have the heart to deceive an ignorant girl. This is a crime. Do you know who will be sentenced?"

"Ah, Xiaoqing, I was wrong." Zhang Xiao, who was stepped on by her with one foot, shouted with embarrassment.

Why did this girl's mind suddenly turn around?

Could it be because his brother came back and suddenly became smarter.

Is it so mysterious? !

Zhang Xiao couldn't believe it, but we are firm materialists.

Peking University bully, how can he believe in metaphysics.

Illusion, all illusion!

The door was pushed open suddenly, and Zhang Xiao, who was in a daze, hadn't reacted yet.

A black shadow suddenly jumped on him, suppressing him and laughing wildly: "Haha, Xiao, you are finally back."

"How does it feel to be drunk? Is it uncomfortable? Would you like a bowl of hangover soup?"

"Hey, get out, you stink to death." Zhang Xiao who didn't want to move pushed Zhang Xiang away from him in an instant.

What the hell is this guy doing, why does he stink all over.

Zhang Xiang, who was pushed away, sat on the edge of the bed, lowered his head and smelled his arm: "No smell?"

Then, as if remembering something, I sniffed my underarms again.

"Ouch~" Zhang Xiang bowed forward, Zhang Xiao was terrified watching this scene, "Hey, don't spit on my bed, I will really kill you."

"Hey~" With a cry of surprise, Zhang Xiao immediately jumped up.

Ten minutes later, Zhang Xiang sat on the chair with a pale complexion, while Xiao Qing patted his back with water, and asked worriedly, "Are you all right?"

Zhang Xiao was changing the bed sheet, and he threw the changed bed sheet into the trash can without hesitation.

too disgusting!

Turning his head to look at Zhang Xiang, he held back what he wanted to say.

He looks very bad at the moment, can't he be sick?
"It's okay, it's just that I was nauseated." Zhang Xiang said righteously that he was really nauseated.

"What the hell did you do, why..." Zhang Xiao glanced at his armpit, isn't this too much?

Drank some water to get myself back to normal.

Zhang Xiang glanced at Xiao Qing with a somewhat embarrassed expression, "Xiao Qing, can you go out first?"

Xiao Qing gave him a disgusted look and said, "I've seen everything, is there anything else I can't know?"

Zhang Xiang opened his mouth dryly and gave up struggling.

"Well, I've heard people say that it will be more lush if you shave it here, shouldn't all men have a bush of lush armpit hair?"

Zhang Xiang's eyes wandered, and he talked about the stupid things he did.

During the half term, he has been insisting on using a razor to 'enhance' the growth of his armpit hair.

Also, using some weird hair growing products.

The armpit hair is really lush, much better than the two or three hairs he used to have.

Zhang Xiang was also happy about this for several days, and felt that he was more masculine.

But today, he was really vomited.

"It's never been like this before!" Zhang Xiang wanted to bow his head again as he spoke, but he forcibly suppressed the impulse in an instant.

Zhang Xiao also came forward and shook his head, shouting: "Hey, do it again, believe it or not, I'll screw your head off."

"Oh, I see." Zhang Xiang responded dryly, he was also afraid.

So, what is the situation now?
A few minutes later, Zhang Xiao, who was sitting in front of the notebook, looked back at him speechlessly: "It's wine, you were drunk last night."

"Well, the armpit hair is too long, the smell of alcohol volatilization mixed with sweat..."

Zhang Xiao stood up and pushed the computer aside, saying, "Look for yourself!"

This time, he really admired Zhang Xiang.

So, what was going on in his head? !

How did this guy get into college, and what did he do in college?
Doesn't it mean that he doesn't have to study for a day, but is only responsible for studying these weird things.

In other words, he applied the makeup on the corpse to himself.

When the cold wind blows outside the window, Zhang Xiaojue's neck feels a little chilly.

What kind of strange things did you know? !
Knowing that I am not sick, but because of overgrown hair, the smell of alcohol and sweat mixed and volatilized...

Zhang Xiang couldn't think about it anymore, that smell was deeply imprinted in his mind.

"Xiao, what should I do?" Zhang Xiang was dumbfounded.

With such a taste, let alone other people, it is himself...

Looking at the trash can, Zhang Xiang wanted to forget.

But the smell, the picture, kept rolling in my mind.

The door opened, and the paralyzed He Ze walked in, he couldn't help frowning: "Hey, what's the smell?"

Zhang Xiao looked at Zhang Xiang weakly, pointed at him and said, "Ask him."

At this moment, Xiao Qing has slipped away quietly.

He rushed downstairs with a secret joy on his face, and shouted towards the room as soon as he ran down the stairs: "Brother, brother, hurry up, it's fun, haha..."

When all the partners gathered in Zhang Xiao's room, they stared at Zhang Xiang neatly.

Under pressure and threats, Zhang Xiang grabbed the hem of his clothes and turned them up suddenly.

The corners of the eyes hidden behind the clothes left tears of humiliation.

At the same time, exclamations of 'wow' echoed in the room.

This, shouldn't be called 'luxuriant'!

Wild, these two words may be more appropriate.

When Zhang Xiang put down his clothes, everyone looked at him with sympathy.

And all sorts of complicated, weird emotions.

I really can't imagine what was in his head.

Even if you feel inferior because of too little hair and want to increase your masculinity, you should at least know moderation, right?
In this way, does his girlfriend really matter?
"Didn't your girlfriend say anything?" He Ze asked everyone's questions.

Zhang Xiang glanced at him speechlessly, shrunk his shoulders and said, "We broke up."

The doubts and incomprehensions when we broke up before, those grievances in my heart.

At this moment, all have been clearly explained! ! !

(End of this chapter)