too affectionate

Chapter 466 Bird’s Nest, Duck, Mutton, Mushroom Stew, Steamed Deer Tail (Small Theater)
Humph, disaster, Lord Xuan wishes you to fall bravely in the torrent and retreat step by step, I wish you poor and poor, and I have to watch you Xuan Lord live well, you can't escape the suffering of the people!
Ren Yuanzhen smiled lightly, and said gently: "The Baize God Clan is unparalleled in wisdom, and it really lives up to its reputation.

Every time I see Mr. Xuan, Mr. Xuan always stands in the same place, and he can devote himself to contemplation, as if his soul has been pulled out of his body.

Such a state of good thinking and good consideration is really beyond the reach of ordinary people like us. "

Wanyan bowed slightly when she heard the words, and thanked with a smile: "Your reputation is too high, Mr. Ren, I'm just thinking wildly!"

Baked chicken, yin and yang, your grandma is bowlegged!Doesn't it mean that I often go crazy and start to be dazed and distracted as soon as I stop, like a psychopath that normal people can't understand... Do you think you, Master Xuan, can't understand!
Wanyan sneered in her heart and rolled her eyes.

So the two exchanged pleasantries while walking into the queue in front of the palace gate.

Although it is a festive banquet, the etiquette in the palace is naturally indispensable.

At this time, there were already three long lines standing at the gate of the palace one after another.One column is for officials arranged according to rank, one column is for officials' male relatives, and the other column is for female relatives.

Wanyan stood in the front center of the official team, poking her head out to find the hat, but she couldn't find the hat among the piles of official uniforms of the same color that were almost connected together, so she had to give up.

When everyone was present, the eunuchs in the palace counted and searched them one by one, and searched them from dawn to dusk, and finally the preparations were completed.

After that, the three teams hurriedly walked to the Chengming Hall, which was specially used for holding important banquets.

In front of the Chengming Hall, in the square in front of the hall under the long Ruyi stomping, dozens of round tables were already filled with gold, silver, bowls and chopsticks, which actually filled the square of Nuoda to the brim.

All the officials and relatives waited outside the square for a long time before they were led to their seats by the eunuchs, and they stood by the seats for a long time with their hands down. Sit in front of the gate of the temple above.

What followed was a lengthy speech, a salute, another speech, and another salute.

This process was an almost cruel punishment for everyone except the emperor.

After all, all the officials and relatives sitting in the square, through the long and high steps, how could they see the majesty of Longyan, and the emperor was a yellow and golden soybean, and it was even more difficult to hear him clearly. talking about something.

So the situation is that the emperor gave a passionate speech on it, summarizing the old year and welcoming the new year, citing classics and citing extensively, his literary talent moved him so much, he made his blood boil with enthusiasm.

When he thought that his speech had cleansed the hearts and shaked the souls of the people, the square was completely silent, and all the officials and their relatives could only sit and stare at each other...

Wanyan's eyes rolled around, and when she saw the gray-haired Master Liu of the Household Department next to her, her ears turned red in the affectionate stare at the opposite Lord Wei of the Ministry of Officials^...

In this way, 3000 years have passed, Huangdou...ah no, the emperor finally waved his hand and said the only sentence Wanyan really heard today.

"Feast!"

After Wanyan saluted for the nth time, all the bones in her body were "squeaking and twisting", and then Wanyan's butt finally landed on the stool, and her whole body was so loose that it was about to be torn apart. back.

During this period, Wanyan looked towards the relatives seat to the west several times, fearing that Xuan Yi would not be able to hold on.

Fortunately, Xuan Yi's complexion was pale, sweating profusely, he was on the verge of falling, and fainted a few times, but he still managed to survive.

This is not a holiday, this is clearly a tribulation!

If I am guilty, as a doctor in the lawsuit, I will punish myself instead of letting me celebrate the new year!
Wanyan let out a long sigh in her heart, and secretly rubbed her waist disc that was about to split in half.

At this time, the neatly arranged court ladies poured into the tables like a tide, and each of them held an extremely exquisite red lacquer food box in their hands.

Maybe hunger will make people's sense of smell evolve, Wanyan feels that she can smell the delicacies inside the food box.

finally!finally!finally!

After Wanyan pretended to be calm and swallowed her saliva again and again, all the dishes on the table were served.

I don't look at the delicacies, but just look at the dishes, any one is priceless, so beautiful that Wanyan has the urge to put one in the banquet clothes and take it home.

In such tableware, the hues of food are displayed to the fullest.

On the table, the bird’s nest, red and white duck, Nanxian hot pot and mutton pot are bubbling and steaming, the stewed meat with mushrooms in Wufu enamel bowls is red and shiny, the steamed deer tail is delicious, and there are various desserts Fifteen pieces of heart, fifteen pieces of salted noodles, five pieces of shredded mutton, five pieces of broiled duck, side dishes and pickles on enamel silver plates are too numerous to list.

The most rare thing is that in this season, you can still eat shad from Zhenjiang!One bite can kill a person's teeth alive.

Just when Wanyan's saliva was rushing out from the corner of her mouth, the palace maid stood between the guests again, and served a bowl of velvet antler soup and a cup of golden bell lid in front of everyone. enamel cup of good harvest.

Following the resounding "banquet—" from the eunuch, the chief of ceremonies, Wanyan finally fished out her eyes that had fallen into the mutton pot.

Even though she was already hungry and greedy, Wanyan still held the chopsticks with her jade fingers, and waited until the seniors at the same level moved their chopsticks before slowly putting the chopsticks into the hot pot.

Wanyan's seemingly casual pinching, in fact, is a sheep scorpion with an extremely perfect proportion of muscles and muscles.

At this time, Wanyan's expression was still calm, but in fact her whole heart was trembling.

Ahhhhh!Sheep scorpion! ! !
Wanyan put the sheep scorpion into her plate, put down the long silver chopsticks in her hands unhurriedly, first took a sip of tea from the enamel cup, then wiped the non-existent stains on the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, and then took another Pick up a pair of short silver chopsticks at hand.

Wanyan picked up the sheep scorpion firmly, brought the chopsticks to her mouth slowly, and slightly covered her mouth with her other hand.

This set of textbook-like dining manners for ladies and gentlemen, who can see it without saying that the daughter of the Xiangfu is different after all!

And then... ah woo! !

Wanyan's small cherry mouth, which was covered by Qianqian's jade hand, suddenly opened wide, revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth, and bit the sheep scorpion hard, swallowing more than half of the sheep scorpion into her mouth.

　ID card third bomb

　　Name: Sapphire

　　Sapphire (gentle and sorry): Dear police comrades, I have to be frank, Sapphire is my pseudonym, my real name is Honagifu, I have caused you trouble

　　Gender: Male (Real Man!! Real Man!! Real Man!!
　　Comrade police: emm, this lady... ah no sir!Can I trouble you to take off your makeup, scissor your eyebrows, pin your sideburns behind your ears, wear a short wig, and change into a dress that represents your gender?

　　Sapphire (extremely apologetic): Okay, comrade policeman, sorry for causing you trouble
　　Race: Phoenix

　　Birth: Mangzhong!
　　Current address: staying at Xuanjia

　　Ancestral home: the lowest part of the Yarlung Zangbo Grand Canyon, MT County, Nyingchi City, XZ Autonomous Region (Fu, you live at -6009 meters, is it not troublesome for you to go out?
　　Feng Naifu (smiling softly): Since some people live on the top of Kunlun, then I must live on the bottom of Yarlung Zangbo, so as to show that I am incompatible with him.Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Xian, living here below will cause you trouble
　　Xian (kneeling down with a plop): No trouble no trouble! ! ! ! ! !I'm going to come up with you!
　　Social status: Earth's vice-ball champion + Earth's vice-ball champion Erqiandai + Secretary and nanny of the dean of BJ High School
　　
　
(End of this chapter)