Did the playwright couple get divorced today?

Chapter 310 Stinky Hooligan Why Are You Tie Me With a Tie?I don't want to lose face?Shen Du: Face?bring it to you.

"As for the question you just asked, I took a picture and posted it on Moments just to commemorate it, and there is no other meaning."

"Commemoration? What is there to commemorate?" Nan Song was a little confused.

"To commemorate the first time you took the initiative to treat me well."

Shen Du's words were very direct, Nan Song didn't realize it.

After being stunned for two or three seconds, she said uncertainly: "This is really the first time I've been nice to you? No way?"

Shen Du's tone was firm: "Believe me, I remember correctly, this is the first time in history."

Nan Song was a little unconvinced: "Cook mung bean soup, oh no, I brought you home from the Japanese grocery store before cooking mung bean paste, isn't it good for you?"

Shen Du thought for a second, and said without changing his face: "Then this is the second time."

Nan Song raised his eyebrows and snorted lightly: "You can count."

Thinking of the circle of friends he posted, he asked unwillingly: "Tang Yuchuan and Jiang Yizhou both said that they look like shit, are they really that similar?"

Shen Du's temple twitched: "Miss Nan, we just finished breakfast, can we stop discussing this issue?"

Nan Song was unwilling to let go, and even leaned in front of him and said.

"What do you mean you don't answer directly? Is it because you feel like it too, don't you? Isn't it?"

Shen Du really didn't want to discuss such a heavy-tasting topic with her, so he picked up the bowl on the dining table and walked towards the dishwasher.

Throughout the whole process, Nan Song kept asking behind him like a follower, making Shen Du's ears go numb from the noise.

In fact, her bowl of mung bean soup last night didn't help at all. After waking up this morning, her head still hurts. It's like this after a hangover.

His head was already hurting, but now that she made such a noise, Shen Du became a little impatient.

"Oh!"

He slammed the dishwasher door shut with a little force, making a sound.

Nan Song was startled by the sudden voice, and his voice stopped abruptly.

Before she could react, the next second, she was pushed against the wall, with her back and the back of her head pressed against it.

Then Shen Du's chest pressed down, and his arms supported the sides of Nan Song's head. Their faces were so close that they could even feel each other's breathing.

"You are noisy."

Shen Du spit out the three words expressionlessly, with a hint of displeasure in his tone.

Nan Song clenched his hands into empty fists and pressed them against his chest. He was stunned for a few seconds. Could it be that the dog man's posture is the legendary Bidong?
She was walled off?
In order to confirm his inner thoughts, Nan Song raised his head slightly to look at Shen Du, and asked, "Mr. Shen, may I ask, are you hitting on me?"

Shen Du looked at her with lowered eyes, and replied: "Isn't it obvious?"

It's not just a wall, this woman is already so surprised on the surface, she may be so happy in her heart.

Tsk tsk, really, I have never seen the world.

After getting an affirmative answer, Nan Song boldly spoke out his true inner thoughts——

"If I remember correctly, the wall dong movement seems to have become popular a few years ago, right? Now the popular ones are table dong, bed dong and so on, but you only use it now?"

Shen Du opened his thin lips lightly and was about to speak when Nan Song interrupted him.

"I understand. It turns out that you are not only a dog, but also a dirt dog."

Shen Du: "."

Just as he was about to clean up his face, he saw Nan Song squatting like a loach and slipping away from under his arm.

With the flow of air spreading throughout the living room, there was also Nan Song's frenzied laughter.

Shen Du walked to the living room, looked at her back running upstairs, and sneered in his heart.

Bed boom is popular now, right?OK, then he knows.

Shen Du took a long leg and walked upstairs slowly.

After a while, the following dialogue sounded in the bedroom on the second floor——

"You you you don't come here"

"Shen Du, what do you want to do?"

"You just talk when you are good. Why do you take off your clothes? Do you have any shame in this early morning?"

"Mrs. Shen, whether it's morning, evening or midnight, it has nothing to do with shame."

"...I just ate a bowl of noodles, and now my stomach is very full, and I feel very uncomfortable."

"Well, it's okay, I'll take it easy."

"Where the hell are you touching? You beast, don't pick my clothes!"

"Then you mean you want to take it off yourself?"

"...Don't tie my hands with a tie, fuck, I don't want to lose face?"

The man sneered.

"Face? Bring it to you."

Nan Song: "."

Hehe, today is another day of asking for trouble.
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Since he didn't sleep well on the sofa last night, Nan Song was exhausted after the two of them finished, so he quickly fell asleep again.

On the contrary, Shen Du's spirit was surprisingly good. Although his head still hurt a little, the physical satisfaction and joy relieved the discomfort to a great extent.

Nan Song, who was lying beside him, was already asleep, breathing lightly and evenly.

Shen Du sat on the head of the bed, took his mobile phone and clicked into the WeChat group chat.

[The pot of mung bean soup posted by my circle of friends was cooked by Nan Song, do you know why I was scolded now? 】

Tang Yuchuan: 【.】

Lin Xu: [Watching a play.jpg]

Jiang Yizhou: 【Is there something wrong with your wife that suddenly went to the kitchen?And why do you insist on taking pictures of Nan Song's failed mung bean soup and posting them to Moments? 】

Shen Du looked at the phone screen coldly, and typed a reply.

[Because she cooked it specially for me, do you have any objections? 】

Within five seconds after Shen Du sent out these words, the whole group exploded instantly.

Jiang Yizhou: 【Brother, are you dreaming?Are you stunned? 】

Tang Yuchuan: [Personally, I prefer the former. This person may be sleepwalking and talking to us in our sleep with his mobile phone. Who doesn’t know that Nan Song doesn’t like him at all. How could he cook mung bean soup for him?I'm dying of laughter. (Panda head puff.jpg)]

Shen Du: "."

【Are you two tired of living? 】

Tang Yuchuan: [Tsk tsk, now you have started to learn from Nan Song even when you swear, I think you have fallen into it. 】

Jiang Yizhou: [But you can't change the fact that people don't like you if you imitate them. You made up the mung bean soup, right?Mr. Shen is so humble. 】

Shen Du looked at what Tang Yuchuan and Jiang Yizhou said, and when he was thinking about kicking these two out of the group chat together, Lin Xu spoke up.

[I can testify that the mung bean soup is true. 】

Tang Yuchuan: [How can you testify? 】

Lin Xu: [Shu Wei called me in the morning, and the phone mentioned that some people were half-drunk last night, and his wife cooked mung bean soup. 】

Jiang Yizhou: [Alright then, it seems that you really don't sleepwalk. 】

Shen Du's expression was calm, and he scolded people unceremoniously.

[@唐玉川@江缘舟, ha ha, two big idiots. 】

Jiang Yizhou, Tang Yuchuan: 【.】

　I was out running all day yesterday, so tired, I fell asleep.

　　Thank you for your red beans, recommended tickets, and monthly tickets!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)