Did the playwright couple get divorced today?

Chapter 503 A man should be self-improvement, Sheng Renguo spring hall!Guochun Tang Shengren, give you a second spring!
For his indifferent attitude, Nan Song felt a little uneasy.

"You swear, you swear you won't be angry if I ask you, or you'll lose all your hair tomorrow, or I won't say anything."

Shen Du: "."

Being so entangled by her, he had no choice but to agree: "Okay, if I get angry, my hair will fall out tomorrow."

He even imitated her tone of voice, like a ghost.

Nan Song felt relieved.

She looked up at Shen Du with a candid and serious tone.

"I just want to ask, have you secretly taken medicine?"

Shen Du frowned, and didn't understand the meaning of her words for a while: "What? What medicine to take?"

Nan Song blinked and continued to explain seriously.

"That's right, that kind of medicine."

Shen Du raised his eyebrows: "What kind of medicine? What exactly do you want to say?"

Tsk, why did this person's brain become so stupid all of a sudden?

Nan Song had no choice but to make a bigger move, blinking his eyes into stars.

"That kind of advertising slogan is that real men use Sheng Ren! Or men should be self-improvement, Sheng Ren Guochuntang! Guochuntang Shengren, give you a second spring!"

Although he already felt Shen Du's cold eyes, Nan Song continued to complete the words firmly——

"That kind of medicine."

As early as when Nan Song was only halfway through speaking, Shen Du's face was already green, completely green.

Guochuntang Shengren Capsule is a well-known aphrodisiac.

Originally thought she would ask some questions, but ended up asking him this?Does this woman think that he is a saint and won't die from anger? ? ?

Wait, saint?Sheng Ren?

I really saw a ghost, Shen Du felt a shock in his heart.

He approached Nan Song, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his voice was a little hoarse: "Don't you think that you have successfully put yourself in a very dangerous situation by saying this?"

Nan Song's eyes widened for a second, and his whole body tensed up instantly.

"Hey, you swore just now, you won't be angry if you say so!"

"And you said that if you get angry, your hair will fall out tomorrow morning and you will become a bald man! From now on everyone will call you Baldy Shen! Baldy Shen!"

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Shen Du looked at Nan Song, his eyes and the smile on the corner of his mouth were meaningful.

"When did I say I was angry? I'm not angry."

Nan Song looked at his smiling face, and the more she looked at it, the more she felt it was fake. The more relaxed and charming his smile was, the more she felt it was deceitful.

"Let me tell you, it's useless to laugh your face away. If you swear, you swear. Don't try to do anything to me—ah!"

Before the last word "what" could be said, Nan Song was thrown onto the bed by Shen Du, his wrists were imprisoned above his head by him, and his posture was quite passive.

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In the next second, Shen Du's dangerous voice sounded in his ear.

"Honey, I'm really not angry, but you need to check whether I have taken the medicine or not."

Nan Song was so frightened by his words that he was about to speak, when Shen Du's index finger pressed lightly on her soft lips.

"Hush, needless to say, I understand."

Nan Song frowned:? ? ?
He understands?What the hell does he know?
So in the following time, Nan Song started a full-scale struggle mode, but the absolute suppression of her strength made her unable to stand up at all.

Seeing that Shen Du seemed to be serious, Nan Song became anxious at last, and directly turned his head and opened his mouth to bite on his wrist.

The expression was grinning, but it didn't take much effort, Shen Du thought it was a little funny.

It's okay, the little wild cat now knows how to stay a little bit aggressive when attacking him, and it is not as ruthless as before. It seems that there is still progress.

So even if she couldn't resist and bit someone, Shen Du was not only not angry, but even felt a little relieved.

Nan Song took a bite, seeing that he didn't respond, he was immediately stunned.

Is this person out of his mind?The reaction can't be so slow, can it?Doesn't it hurt?

In fact, Shen Du didn't know if he was out of his mind, if someone else was bitten suddenly, even if he didn't scream, he would at least resist.

But he actually felt quite enjoyable and comfortable?
Shen Du was silent for two seconds, and a bold guess appeared in his heart: Could he be a masochist?

After living for 30 years, he never discovered that he has a habit of being bitten, but at this moment Shen Du has doubts about himself.

Forget it, a masochist is a masochist, anyway, it is his wife who abuses him, so why not?He is willing, hee hee hee
Thinking of this, Shen Du said without hesitation in a coquettish manner——

"Honey, it feels so good to be bitten by you."

Nan Song: "."

It was just such a sentence, so frightened that she quickly let go of her mouth, looking at Shen Du's expression as if she was looking at a mentally retarded person.

".What's wrong with you?"

"I'm not sick." Shen Du replied softly.

"You don't look sick."

Shen Du answered the words very quickly: "Okay, I'm sick, then you can treat me."

Nan Song looked at him: "How to treat it?"

Shen Du stretched his wrist in front of her involuntarily, and spit out four words: "One more bite and it will be cured."

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Nan Song's big white eyes almost rolled to the sky, he reached out and pressed Shen Du's head on the pillow, his movements were merciless.

"Put on your clothes! Sleep!"

Seeing her panicked look, Shen Du laughed lowly.

He tucked the quilt on Nan Song's body well, and the two bodies in the quilt were close to each other, feeling each other's body temperature in the dark night.

Sleep hugging each other.

That night, Shen Du had a dream, and it was a nightmare.

He dreamed that after waking up, his hair fell out and he became a bald man.

The moment he woke up, he raised his hand to touch it, and the hair was still there, but because he was too crisis-conscious, he still had doubts, fearing that it was fake.

So he got up from the bed and went to the bathroom to look in the mirror, trembling, and saw with his own eyes that his thick hair was still on his head, so he was relieved.

However, after lying down again, it was difficult to fall asleep.

This dream is really a bit scary.

Fortunately, it was a dream. I was obviously not angry last night, so why did I still have such a terrible dream? ? ?
Just fucking outrageous.

Shen Du complained silently in his heart, and when he turned his head, he found that the person next to him was sleeping soundly, and was not affected by his movement just now.

The curtains are light-blocking, and they are tightly closed, so that no light can penetrate, and only Nan Song's clear, shallow and even breathing can be heard.

It was six o'clock, whether it was early or late, thinking that since he couldn't sleep, Shen Du simply got up and took a shower.

Anyway, I have a lot of business to deal with today, so I might as well go to the company early.

So when Nan Song woke up two hours later, the bed next to him was no longer warm.

She lay awake for a while staring at the ceiling in bed.

(End of this chapter)