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Chapter 577 "My precious daughter-in-law is pregnant, and my silly son is finally going to be a
Chapter 577 "My precious daughter-in-law is pregnant, and my silly son is finally going to be a father!"
The result was really unexpected, ah, unexpected.
Nan Song tried his best to hold back his laughter, and turned his head to meet the speechless Shen Du.
The man in front of him pressed his tongue against his back molars, with an expression of "good guy, I'm fucking calling him a good guy", looking very angry.
Nan Song took a few seconds to adjust his mood of wanting to laugh, and quickly said: "Mom, I heard from Shen Du that you are playing mahjong now, so why don't you play mahjong first, and when you are finished, you can give me a reply." Just do it."
Ye Lan on the other end of the phone said quickly: "No, no, no! I'm playing mahjong, but it doesn't affect the phone conversation with you. You can just say what you want."
After what happened just now, Nan Song simply turned on the hands-free, so Shen Du could hear what Ye Lan said more clearly.
Feeling the gentle tone of Ye Lan and Nan Song's words, and recalling the treatment he had just called, Shen Du felt that he might not be able to hold on.
He reached out to support the table next to him.
Nan Song glanced at Shen Du with meaningful eyes, and then a trace of sympathy flashed across his expression.
"Okay, since that's the case, then I'll say it, Mom, it's like this, Shen Du and I have a question to ask you, that is, when should the pregnancy time be counted from?"
On the other end of the phone, Ye Lan answered Nan Song while playing mahjong with ease.
"If the pregnant woman's menstrual cycle is relatively regular in the past, the pregnancy time is calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period. If it is not regular, it needs to be tested by B-ultrasound."
After listening to Nan Song, she recalled silently, um, her aunt has always been very regular, so it seems to be counted from the first day of her last menstrual period.
Good guy, how dare she and Shen Du get the pregnancy time wrong all this time?
It's outrageous fucking open the door to outrageous, outrageous home.
"Okay mom, I see."
"Well, is there anything else for Xiao Song?" Ye Lan asked.
Listening to Ms. Ye Lan's question, Nan Song and Shen Du turned their heads and looked at each other with a hint of doubt in their expressions.
Nan Song stretched out his right hand to cover the phone, approached Shen Du and lowered his voice.
"What's the situation? We've all asked this kind of question, why is mom so calm? Hasn't she noticed anything wrong yet?"
Shen Du shook his head: "I don't know."
After finishing speaking, he added: "Probably because her mind is all on mahjong now, and she has no time to think about it."
Nan Song nodded: "Well, it's also possible, so shall we continue talking?"
Shen Du thought for a second: "Don't talk about it for now, let her finish playing mahjong with peace of mind, anyway, the child is in your stomach, and she won't run away."
"Row."
Nan Song took away his right hand covering the phone, and spoke in a brisk and playful tone: "Then mom, I'll hang up first, and you can play mahjong more happily!"
"Well, okay, good bye, Xiao Song!"
"Bye mama—"
Nan Song moved his finger to the red hang up button, and was about to press it——
"Xiao Song, wait a minute!"
There was a lot of movement in this sentence. Nan Song was thinking about the time of pregnancy, and was caught off guard and was so frightened that his little hands shook.
Shen Du was the same, feeling that the whole villa was shaking at Ms. Ye Lan's "wait a minute", and his hand holding the table tightened again.
Nan Song raised his eyes and glanced at Shen Du, and held back his smile: "What's the matter, Mom?"
The meaning in Shen Du's eyes was obvious: Idiot Ms. Ye.
There was silence on the other end of the phone, even the crisp sound of mahjong colliding with each other disappeared.
"What did you ask just now? How is the pregnancy time calculated? Why did you ask this question suddenly? Ah?"
Ye Lan asked three consecutive questions at once, and the effect can be said to be pulled to full marks.
"Mom, guess what!"
Ye Lan was silent for a second, then opened her mouth cautiously: "Are you pregnant?"
The corners of Nan Song's beautiful lips are bent: "Yes."
After speaking, the two quietly waited for Ye Lan's reaction.
A full ten seconds passed, but there was no voice from Ye Lan on the other end of the phone. Nan Song felt a little strange, and turned to look at Shen Du, who also looked at her.
"Mom? Are you listening?"
Still no one spoke.
Nan Song was a little anxious, and looked at Shen Du and frowned.
It's not that I haven't heard of an old man who passed out on the spot due to excitement after hearing some good news.
The more Nan Song thought about it, the more nervous he became, and he called the phone twice.
"Mommy mommy?"
"Hey, mom is here."
Hearing Ye Lan's voice, Nan Song felt relieved.
"You're going to be a grandma, aren't you happy?" Shen Du deliberately teased her.
Ye Lan's voice still sounded so excited: "I'm happy! Why am I unhappy! I'm going to be a grandma! I finally have a grandson and granddaughter!"
Immediately afterwards, there was a series of insane laughter.
"I'm going to be a grandma hahahahahahaha!"
"."
After listening for a while, she couldn't bear to listen anymore, Shen Du interrupted Ye Lan.
"Mom, why don't you pay attention, it is easy to faint when you are too excited, and it is easy to go crazy."
Ye Lan: "Shut up, you little bastard!"
In the next second, the two of them heard the voices of Ye Lan and the friends of the sunset red card talking.
"No more fights, no more fights, I'm leaving!"
Everyone is fighting vigorously, how can they be willing to let people go now?
"Hey! Old Ye, you are immoral. How can you be like this? If you don't want to fight, you won't fight? No matter how hard you want to finish this round, right?"
"Do you know that my precious daughter-in-law is pregnant? Do you know that I am going to be a grandmother? Do you know that my silly son is going to be a father? I am still in the mood to play mahjong? If it is you, are you in the mood? Ah? "
Ye Lan thought that what she said was well-founded, and her voice was still sonorous and powerful.
But I didn't expect to be directly refuted.
"Why are you not in the mood? You forgot that I was playing mahjong with you when I knew my daughter-in-law was pregnant? I was also excited at the time, but didn't I insist on finishing the round with you before leaving?"
Ye Lan was silent for a second, and then said in disbelief: "Is that so? Why don't I remember?"
It is estimated that a little sister next to Ye Lan directly pressed Ye Lan, and Nan Song and Shen Du only heard the voice of another aunt.
"Why not? I will testify for Lao Yang, so hurry up, sit down, and finish this last lap."
Ye Lan was annoyed by the sunset red card friends, but she couldn't talk about martial arts, so she could only speak in a disgusted tone: "Oh, okay, okay, finish this round, continue quickly! Don't ink, I I want to see my precious daughter-in-law later!"
"Xiao Song, let's delay for a while, I'll see you after playing mahjong, soon!"
(End of this chapter)
The result was really unexpected, ah, unexpected.
Nan Song tried his best to hold back his laughter, and turned his head to meet the speechless Shen Du.
The man in front of him pressed his tongue against his back molars, with an expression of "good guy, I'm fucking calling him a good guy", looking very angry.
Nan Song took a few seconds to adjust his mood of wanting to laugh, and quickly said: "Mom, I heard from Shen Du that you are playing mahjong now, so why don't you play mahjong first, and when you are finished, you can give me a reply." Just do it."
Ye Lan on the other end of the phone said quickly: "No, no, no! I'm playing mahjong, but it doesn't affect the phone conversation with you. You can just say what you want."
After what happened just now, Nan Song simply turned on the hands-free, so Shen Du could hear what Ye Lan said more clearly.
Feeling the gentle tone of Ye Lan and Nan Song's words, and recalling the treatment he had just called, Shen Du felt that he might not be able to hold on.
He reached out to support the table next to him.
Nan Song glanced at Shen Du with meaningful eyes, and then a trace of sympathy flashed across his expression.
"Okay, since that's the case, then I'll say it, Mom, it's like this, Shen Du and I have a question to ask you, that is, when should the pregnancy time be counted from?"
On the other end of the phone, Ye Lan answered Nan Song while playing mahjong with ease.
"If the pregnant woman's menstrual cycle is relatively regular in the past, the pregnancy time is calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period. If it is not regular, it needs to be tested by B-ultrasound."
After listening to Nan Song, she recalled silently, um, her aunt has always been very regular, so it seems to be counted from the first day of her last menstrual period.
Good guy, how dare she and Shen Du get the pregnancy time wrong all this time?
It's outrageous fucking open the door to outrageous, outrageous home.
"Okay mom, I see."
"Well, is there anything else for Xiao Song?" Ye Lan asked.
Listening to Ms. Ye Lan's question, Nan Song and Shen Du turned their heads and looked at each other with a hint of doubt in their expressions.
Nan Song stretched out his right hand to cover the phone, approached Shen Du and lowered his voice.
"What's the situation? We've all asked this kind of question, why is mom so calm? Hasn't she noticed anything wrong yet?"
Shen Du shook his head: "I don't know."
After finishing speaking, he added: "Probably because her mind is all on mahjong now, and she has no time to think about it."
Nan Song nodded: "Well, it's also possible, so shall we continue talking?"
Shen Du thought for a second: "Don't talk about it for now, let her finish playing mahjong with peace of mind, anyway, the child is in your stomach, and she won't run away."
"Row."
Nan Song took away his right hand covering the phone, and spoke in a brisk and playful tone: "Then mom, I'll hang up first, and you can play mahjong more happily!"
"Well, okay, good bye, Xiao Song!"
"Bye mama—"
Nan Song moved his finger to the red hang up button, and was about to press it——
"Xiao Song, wait a minute!"
There was a lot of movement in this sentence. Nan Song was thinking about the time of pregnancy, and was caught off guard and was so frightened that his little hands shook.
Shen Du was the same, feeling that the whole villa was shaking at Ms. Ye Lan's "wait a minute", and his hand holding the table tightened again.
Nan Song raised his eyes and glanced at Shen Du, and held back his smile: "What's the matter, Mom?"
The meaning in Shen Du's eyes was obvious: Idiot Ms. Ye.
There was silence on the other end of the phone, even the crisp sound of mahjong colliding with each other disappeared.
"What did you ask just now? How is the pregnancy time calculated? Why did you ask this question suddenly? Ah?"
Ye Lan asked three consecutive questions at once, and the effect can be said to be pulled to full marks.
"Mom, guess what!"
Ye Lan was silent for a second, then opened her mouth cautiously: "Are you pregnant?"
The corners of Nan Song's beautiful lips are bent: "Yes."
After speaking, the two quietly waited for Ye Lan's reaction.
A full ten seconds passed, but there was no voice from Ye Lan on the other end of the phone. Nan Song felt a little strange, and turned to look at Shen Du, who also looked at her.
"Mom? Are you listening?"
Still no one spoke.
Nan Song was a little anxious, and looked at Shen Du and frowned.
It's not that I haven't heard of an old man who passed out on the spot due to excitement after hearing some good news.
The more Nan Song thought about it, the more nervous he became, and he called the phone twice.
"Mommy mommy?"
"Hey, mom is here."
Hearing Ye Lan's voice, Nan Song felt relieved.
"You're going to be a grandma, aren't you happy?" Shen Du deliberately teased her.
Ye Lan's voice still sounded so excited: "I'm happy! Why am I unhappy! I'm going to be a grandma! I finally have a grandson and granddaughter!"
Immediately afterwards, there was a series of insane laughter.
"I'm going to be a grandma hahahahahahaha!"
"."
After listening for a while, she couldn't bear to listen anymore, Shen Du interrupted Ye Lan.
"Mom, why don't you pay attention, it is easy to faint when you are too excited, and it is easy to go crazy."
Ye Lan: "Shut up, you little bastard!"
In the next second, the two of them heard the voices of Ye Lan and the friends of the sunset red card talking.
"No more fights, no more fights, I'm leaving!"
Everyone is fighting vigorously, how can they be willing to let people go now?
"Hey! Old Ye, you are immoral. How can you be like this? If you don't want to fight, you won't fight? No matter how hard you want to finish this round, right?"
"Do you know that my precious daughter-in-law is pregnant? Do you know that I am going to be a grandmother? Do you know that my silly son is going to be a father? I am still in the mood to play mahjong? If it is you, are you in the mood? Ah? "
Ye Lan thought that what she said was well-founded, and her voice was still sonorous and powerful.
But I didn't expect to be directly refuted.
"Why are you not in the mood? You forgot that I was playing mahjong with you when I knew my daughter-in-law was pregnant? I was also excited at the time, but didn't I insist on finishing the round with you before leaving?"
Ye Lan was silent for a second, and then said in disbelief: "Is that so? Why don't I remember?"
It is estimated that a little sister next to Ye Lan directly pressed Ye Lan, and Nan Song and Shen Du only heard the voice of another aunt.
"Why not? I will testify for Lao Yang, so hurry up, sit down, and finish this last lap."
Ye Lan was annoyed by the sunset red card friends, but she couldn't talk about martial arts, so she could only speak in a disgusted tone: "Oh, okay, okay, finish this round, continue quickly! Don't ink, I I want to see my precious daughter-in-law later!"
"Xiao Song, let's delay for a while, I'll see you after playing mahjong, soon!"
(End of this chapter)
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