Did the playwright couple get divorced today?

Chapter 585 "Wow! My wife, you are so amazing! Even the sound of snot bubbles is so pleasant!"

I am angry.

Shen Du chuckled in his heart, walked to the side of the bed, and looked down at the person on the bed.

From his angle, he can't actually see Nan Song's expression completely, but he can see a little bit of her side face.

An angry puffer fish can't be said to be, but it can be seen that he is in a very unhappy mood.

Originally, she wasn't completely sure whether she was angry or not, but Shen Du found that he had been in for so long, and this person didn't say a word.

It's obvious.

So he simply went around to Nansong.

Shen Du sat down by the bed, put his hand on Nan Song's shoulder, and leaned close to her: "Baby, what's wrong with you?"

"Do not touch me!"

The roar suddenly sounded in the quiet bedroom, and Shen Du's hand was withdrawn as quickly as possible as if it had been electrocuted.

"Fuck, startle me."

The domineering president said such a sentence in a very non-dominant manner.

After realizing that he was a little bit down, Shen Du clenched his right hand into a fist and pressed it to his lips and coughed lightly.

With such a bad attitude, it seems that he must have done something terribly wrong to offend her, so Shen Du started to resume.

I recall in detail what I did wrong tonight.

Finally, come to the conclusion——

He's like, right? ? ?
But the conclusion is the conclusion, he must never say this, otherwise it would be a dead word.

"Wife? Wife? Is the baby making you sick in the morning?"

Shen Du put his voice softly, and began to coax (guess) people (test).

These words really had an effect, Nan Song suddenly opened his eyes, although the decibel of the voice was much lower than before, but it was still cold and without a trace of emotion.

"You did something wrong yourself, don't blame the baby, okay?"

"Then tell me, what did I do wrong?" Shen Du took advantage of the situation and chased after him, his voice and eyes were so gentle that water could be squeezed out.

Seeing him trying to act like a baby, Nan Song suddenly felt a little bit like Yue.

".Shen Du, be normal, I'm afraid."

"Then tell me, okay?"

".Okay! I beg you, don't fuck up, I can't stand you!"

Nan Song finally couldn't take it anymore, he got up from the bed and sat up straight.

Shen Du put on a cute look, blinked his eyes: "Okay, my wife."

The corner of Nan Song's mouth twitched: "."

No more "well", let's start "what", right?This dog man can't speak normally?
Nan Song sat cross-legged on the bed, very close to Shen Du, he picked up the quilt from the bed and wrapped it around her body, Nan Song was artificially made into a cute and cute chubby rice dumpling.

And it's still a small rice dumpling in the color of bean paste.

Shen Du sat by the bed, looked into her eyes, and sincerely waited for Nan Song's answer.

She looked at him with a murderous look in her eyes, but was immediately replaced by grievances. Even Nan Song didn't know why her emotions changed so quickly.

"Shen Du, are you bothering me?"

After waiting for a long time, this sentence came, and Shen Du was a little confused.

".When did I bother you?"

The quilt on Nan Song's body was wrapped up to her chin. The fabric was very soft and comfortable.

Her face was originally of the delicate and small type, but now that she was wrapped and supported by the quilt, there was a touch of warmth and softness on her whole body.

In addition, once the tone of voice is switched to the mode of small grievances, that is the appearance of a cute person who I still feel sorry for.

"Just tonight, during dinner, I told you about the phone call with my dad in the afternoon, but you didn't respond at all. You are so indifferent."

The more Nan Song talked, the more wronged he became, and the more he thought about it, the more wronged he became. In the end, he couldn't hold back anymore, the corners of his mouth drooped, and the circles of his eyes turned red.

Seeing her looking like she was about to cry in a second, Shen Du panicked instantly, and hurriedly got up to look for toilet paper in a hurry.

"No, wife, don't cry, just listen to my explanation."

"Wow! I don't listen!" Nan Song cried even louder.

Shen Du: "."

When he returned to the bed with the toilet paper, Nan Song's tears had covered his face.

While Shen Du was secretly surprised how someone could cry so fast just by saying it, he wiped the tears on Nan Song's face with toilet paper.

The more he rubbed, the more Nan Song cried.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

While crying, she also recited her lines, which sounded full of emotion.

Shen Du looked at the person in front of him helplessly, feeling like he was coaxing a three-year-old child.

Although he knew that a pregnant woman's emotions would be very sensitive and unstable, but because nothing had happened to Nan Song since she was pregnant, he always felt that her emotions were quite stable.

He even lamented that he was lucky.

In the end, who would have thought that the slap in the face would come so quickly.

Just when Shen Du was thinking about what he should say to make Nan Song laugh, the two of them suddenly heard a small "puff".

Both Shen Du and Nan Song froze for a moment, looking for the source of this strange sound.

"Did you hear any strange sound just now?" Shen Du asked seriously.

Nan Song's crying also stopped, sobbing, looking cute and funny.

"Listen, I heard"

Her voice trembled a little.

Shen Du's unclear expression showed a sense of firmness that he must figure out the cause of that voice.

Seeing him so serious, Nan Song suddenly felt a little nervous.

"It's okay, it's not important, let's continue talking about the topic just now."

Shen Du shook his head: "No, no, you must find out, otherwise I won't feel at ease."

Seeing that he was as stubborn as a bull, Nan Song finally looked at him with an embarrassed but polite smile.

"Don't look for it, it's me. I cried out my snot just now. That's the sound of my snot. Is it okay? Are you satisfied?"

After hearing this, Shen Du was instantly shocked, then stretched out his hands and clapped.

"Wow! My wife, you are so amazing! Even the sound of snot bubbles is so pleasant! It's just like the sound of nature!!"

"."

She has seen people cheering, but never such a cheering one.

Nan Song was so angry that he almost fainted on the spot, but when he calmed down and thought about it carefully, it was quite funny.

Recalling the snot bubble just now, this time, Nan Song completely failed, laughing non-stop while hugging the little quilt on his body.

Shen Du looked at her with a sly smile on his lips.

"Do not cry?"

Nan Song nodded: "Well, stop crying——"

As soon as she finished these few words, she realized something, and looked at Shen Du's expression with some dissatisfaction.

".What the hell? Did you do it on purpose?"

"En." Shen Du nodded.

"I know that voice is your snot bubble. After all, I saw it with my own eyes. I asked you on purpose. Otherwise, how could you be distracted and laugh?"

(End of this chapter)