Did the playwright couple get divorced today?

Chapter 636 "You got too much liquid foundation, brother, are you applying putty cream?"

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Nan Song put all his cosmetics on the table next to the floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room.

The floor-to-ceiling windows have the best light, and makeup is a matter of light, so she thinks it is the most suitable place to teach Shen Du to do makeup.

When Nan Song was arranging things, Shen Du stood by and watched quietly, in the end, he really couldn't hold back.

"How long are you going to put it? When can we start?"

Nan Song paused for a moment when reaching for the liquid foundation, then looked up at Shen Du.

"Aren't you very reluctant that I want to teach you how to make up? Why are you suddenly interested now?"

"Because I think what you said is quite right."

"Which one?"

"After I learn it, I can make up for you."

After hearing this, Nan Song nodded in satisfaction: "Well, children can be taught."

It's just that Nan Song didn't know what kind of consequences her words brought to herself at this time.

Nan Song straightened the bottle of liquid foundation on the table, clapped his hands and looked at Shen Du.

"Okay, since you are so eager to learn, let's start now."

Shen Du and Nan Song sat in front of the pile of bottles and cans, each with a chair.

"If you want to learn the technique of makeup well, you must first have basic aesthetics. I'm not too worried about your aesthetics. After all, you have taken a fancy to me in the vast crowd, which at least shows that your aesthetics is quite high."

Shen Du: "."

I've never seen someone put gold on her face like this, is she praising him or herself?
Nan Song looked at him, narrowing his eyes slightly: "You don't seem to agree with my words?"

With this tone, Shen Du's heart skipped a beat, but his face didn't change.

"No, that's not what it means."

Nan Song forced a smirk at him: "Well, it's best."

Then move on to teaching.

"However, the aesthetics of men and women are not the same. For example, things like red lips, in our opinion, are a blessing when you are lazy and don't want to put on makeup, but in the eyes of some men, as long as you wear red lips It's heavy makeup."

"But in fact, such a view is wrong. Whether a person's makeup is thick or light, it has to be viewed from the whole, and it has to be combined with eye makeup and contouring. Do you understand?"

Nan Song acted like a teacher, while Shen Du answered honestly like a student: "Understood."

"Then do you want to learn heavy makeup or light makeup today?"

Shen Du asked: "Which one do you usually like to transform more?"

"My makeup is actually not particularly light, I prefer something in between."

"Okay, then I'll learn something in between."

Nan Song: "Okay, let's start with the base makeup."

"Ah."

In the following time, Nan Song first taught the language verbally, and then demonstrated it on the back of his hand, which was an example for Shen Du.

"Okay, now you come to get started."

Shen Du asked: "Then whose face should I try it on? Me or you?"

Nan Song was thinking about this question, and was about to say "Let's do it on your own face first", but was interrupted by Shen Du.

"I'll try it on your face, I'm confident."

At this moment, Nan Song didn't know which muscle he had made a mistake, but he agreed to him straight away.

"Okay, be more precise, and do what I dictated to you just now."

"Don't worry, when it will be transformed, it will definitely make you willing to take selfies and post on Weibo."

Shen Du's tone was full of confidence.

Looking at him, Nan Song felt a little uneasy, but he didn't want to speak out directly for fear of hurting his face, so he finally gave up.

"Well, then come on."

In the next ten minutes, the following dialogue sounded in the living room——

"Shen Du, how many times have you said it? When you use the beauty sponge, you should pat and press it, not rub it."

"Ok."

"You got too much liquid foundation, brother, are you applying putty cream?"

"...Then I'll take some away."

"You don't need to pat your lips. You need to apply lip balm before putting on lipstick on your lips. Then the liquid foundation and lip balm will melt together, which is really ugly."

"it is good."

Time passed by, and Nan Song's patience was gradually worn out. She raised her hand and made a "stop" gesture.

"How about this, let's let go of the base makeup first, and you learn to draw eye shadow first."

"Okay." Shen Du agreed.

It can't be more difficult step by step, right?
Can this thing be as difficult as the MBA exam?
He didn't believe it.

After Nan Song finished teaching, Shen Du's second round of hands-on practice kicked off again——

"Oh yes, the background color is good, that's it, keep it up."

Shen Du hooked his lips, revealing a confident smile.

After a while, however, the painting style began to change again.

"No, wait, this color is used to emphasize the end of the eye, because the end of the eye needs a darker color, so that the eye socket looks particularly beautiful, but what do you mean by spreading it towards the middle of my eyelid? So energetic?"

Shen Du: "."

"No, no, you stop for me, I feel like I've been punched three times in the eye."

There was a hint of restrained anger in Nan Song's helpless tone.

Shen Du's hand holding the eyeshadow brush moved away silently, Nan Song slowly closed his eyes, and only six words were written on his face——

Fuck, tired, destroy it.

Shen Du stood beside him holding his things, not daring to speak or move, as quiet as chicken in soy sauce.

At first glance, it looks like the kind of criminal waiting to be punished.

About ten seconds later, Nan Song opened her eyes. She stood up, stretched out her hand, and patted Shen Du's head with a rather puzzled tone.

"This thing is not broken, why can't it learn well?"

Shen Du: "."

It doesn't hurt much, it's extremely insulting.

But unfortunately, he can't say a word of rebuttal now.

Because his sentence just now, "Don't worry, my wife, when the time comes, it will definitely make you willing to take a selfie and post on Weibo" seems to be still in my ears, lingering for a long time.

Looking at Nan Song who was contemplating with frowned eyebrows, Shen Du felt that as a very confident man, he should more or less find a place for himself.

Thinking of this, he opened his mouth after deliberation.

"Honey, how about I learn how to draw lipstick first, what do you think?"

In his opinion, painting lipstick is the easiest, if the mother can't learn it, then it's really embarrassing.

Shen Du, come on, you can do it.

Nan Song tilted his head, his eyes fell on his face, lingered for several seconds, and finally spoke.

"Okay, I'll give you one last chance."

Shen Du casually picked up one of the many lipsticks, and did what he said.

"Honey, close your eyes."

Nan Song: "Why?"

"I want to surprise you and let you see a perfect lip when you open your eyes later."

--split line--

[Wish you all a happier new year! 】

(End of this chapter)