Did the playwright couple get divorced today?

Chapter 638 I'm Abnormal, Be Afraid

"Well, I admit, this color is indeed a bit ghostly."

Seeing that the struggle was fruitless, Shen Du finally compromised.

After listening to Nan Song, he took a deep breath and told himself to calm down, no domestic violence, no domestic violence. Domestic violence is against the law.

"So, why didn't you change your hips when you knew it was the color? Still trying to defend yourself?"

Shen Du didn't think too much about it, and told the truth with a flick of his brain.

"Because I'm a little curious about the effect of this color on your mouth."

Nan Song: "."

Okay, she understands, how dare this doggy man treat her as a guinea pig?Oh shit.

Nan Song looked at his face in the mirror which was messed up by Shen Du, and instantly felt like a clown.

"Give me the makeup remover wipes."

She closed her eyes when she said this, and four large characters were written all over her face: Don't suffer from me.

A little nervousness flashed in Shen Du's heart, and he quickly handed the box of makeup remover wipes to Nan Song.

Nan Song took out a wet wipe, opened his eyes and began to wipe his face.

She wiped extremely slowly, as if she was trying to control something.

The makeup remover wipes are rose-scented, and when it touches the skin, there is a hint of delicate fragrance lingering at the tip of the nose.

When more than half of the messy makeup on his face was removed, Nan Song finally had the mood to speak.

Shen Du stood by and watched silently the whole time, not daring to say a word, as quiet as chicken in soy sauce.

"Shen Du."

At this time, Nan Song spoke suddenly, and the person whose name was called was shocked.

"exist."

"."

Shen Du didn't know why he answered the word "in", he was completely speechless by himself.

This word sounds like the kind of little father-in-law next to the queen mother.

"Concerning your series of unbelievable behaviors today, if I write a microblog accusing you and send it out, guess what the consequences will be?"

Shen Du thought for a moment, then spoke cautiously.

"Are you sure it's Weibo?"

Nan Song didn't understand the meaning of his question at the first moment, he was slightly stunned, and asked, "What do you mean?"

"Is it only tweeting?"

"Then what else???"

Shen Du had an expression of "Then I'm relieved".

"You can post whatever you want on Weibo, you don't have to think about me at all, as long as you don't post on Moments."

Nan Song: ".Why?"

"Your fans on Weibo will only think that this is a love affair between the two of us, and they won't mind, but if you post it in the circle of friends and Ms. Ye Lan finds out, they will definitely think it's me Bullying you."

When he said this, Shen Du had no expression on his face.

A look of "I've been used to it for a long time, so I can be so calm".

After hearing this, Nan Song felt a little funny, and looked at Shen Du as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped person.

"Think you're bullying me? Think? You mean you didn't bully me?"

Shen Du looked aggrieved: "I didn't have one in the first place."

"You still said you didn't! You turned me into a ghost! I think I can go directly to Liaozhai now! You said you didn't bully me!"

Nan Song was so excited that he threw away the makeup remover wipes from his hands.

It stuck to the table with a "snap", looking particularly aggrieved and pitiful.

Seeing that she was so excited, Shen Du was instantly frightened, and hurried forward to hold Nan Song's face.

"Honey, don't get excited. Am I kidding you? I was wrong. Everything is my fault today. Don't be angry and calm down, okay?"

Nan Song looked at himself in the mirror like a ghost, and couldn't calm down at all.

"not good!"

Shen Du: "."

It's over, it seems that I can't coax it well.

Nan Song realized later that Shen Du was holding his face, so he patted his hand away again.

"Don't touch me!"

Shen Du followed her: "Okay, okay, don't touch or touch, be good."

Nan Song reached out and took another makeup remover wipe, and completely removed the makeup on his face. Looking at his plain face, he felt better.

She took a deep breath, turned her head to look at Shen Du, her eyes and emotions were much calmer than before.

After being stared at by her for a while, Shen Du felt a little nervous.

"What do you see me doing?"

"I'm going to tell my mother about it, and I'm going to sue you."

Nan Song said every word with a very serious tone.

Shen Du: "."

Looking at his expression, Nan Song snorted lightly: "Scared? Panicked?"

One thing to say, he is indeed a little flustered now.

Shen Du forced himself to be calm: "Honey, we have something to talk about, don't be impulsive."

Nan Song squeezed out a sweet smile.

"Huh? Am I impulsive? I'm not impulsive, I'm calm."

From Shen Du's point of view, she now has an aura of "I'm not normal, you should be afraid" all over her body.

It's just that Nan Song himself didn't notice it.

Shen Du stood beside him rubbing his little hands, looking like a well-behaved baby, his usual demeanor of a domineering president had already disappeared completely in front of his wife.

"My wife, it's like this. I think we can resolve the small conflicts between the two of us internally. There's no need to tell the elders. What do you think?"

"I don't think so." Nan Song didn't give any face.

Shen Du: "."

After looking at him for a while, Nan Song narrowed his beautiful eyes.

"It's okay if I don't tell mom, then you have to cheer me up."

Nan Song's voice fell, but Shen Du didn't answer immediately, he silently guessed the meaning of Nan Song's words, his expression gradually became colorful.

In the end, even the corners of his mouth began to rise crazily, becoming more and more perverted.

Nan Song looked at him, frowning gradually.

"What's your expression like?"

Shen Du first turned his head and glanced left and right, then he clenched his left hand into a fist and pressed it to his lips and coughed lightly.

"Wife, cheers you up. Isn't that good?"

Nan Song:?
She didn't understand the meaning of Shen Du's words at first, but when she saw his wretched eyes, she understood instantly.

"Shen Du, can you fill your mind with less yellow waste every day? Is it interesting?"

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Damn, I'm so wronged.

It was reasonable when she spoke pornographically to him, but now he is said to be full of pornographic waste just by saying that?
What a double standard and a woman.

But even though he thought so in his heart, Shen Du didn't have the courage to say it directly.

And now it seems that Nan Song's words don't seem to mean what he thought.

She had a half-smile: "Don't be cowardly, little brother, I haven't even started talking yet."

Shen Du casually pulled a chair from the side and sat down, folding his hands into a tower.

"Okay, say it, I'll listen."

"I'm going to do your makeup."

Shen Du thought he heard it wrong: "What did you say?"

"I'm going to do your makeup."

The corner of his mouth twitched: "...so you will be happy?"

(End of this chapter)