Did the playwright couple get divorced today?

Chapter 646 "Your farts smell delicious? I wish I could grab a backhand and stuff it in my mouth?"

【blocked. (smile.jpg)]

Nan Song sent this sentence, and put the phone on the table.

"Don't worry, they're fine, they're just having fun."

Shen Du raised his eyebrows, a little confused, with an expression of "can you just play around with the breakup?".

Nan Song knew that he was waiting for the next article.

I was going to say it at first, but then I thought about it, farting is very private after all, so I told the man about my sister's privacy.
This sounds a bit unethical, and you should keep a secret for your good sister.

So, Nan Song smiled and perfunctorily said: "It's nothing."

With three simple words, Shen Du didn't want to feel her perfunctory, so his brows gradually frowned.

But Nan Song's attention is all on Zhou Shuwei's side now, so he didn't notice the change in Shen Du's expression at all.

[Zhou Shuwei: You don't really believe that we broke up, do you? 】

【Nan Song: Isn't that so?You said such a sentence out of the blue, how would I know that there is something hidden in it?It's still such an outrageous secret, you two just form a team to talk about cross talk. (smile.jpg)]

【Zhou Shuwei: Sao Rui】

Behind this sentence, there is a panda head emoticon pack of "good sisters shit together", so cute and cute.

Shen Du didn't know what Nan Song and Zhou Shuwei were talking about, he could only tell from their expressions that she was chatting seriously at the moment and completely ignored him.

Forbearance.

Hold on.

Damn, I can't help it.

"Nan Song." Shen Du suddenly said.

"Ok?"

Nan Song responded, but didn't look up, his eyes remained on his mobile phone screen.

Shen Du stared at her without speaking.

After ten seconds passed, Nan Song's ears hadn't received any new information, and finally found something was wrong.

She looked up with her mobile phone in her arms, and her gaze met Shen Du's.

The man was expressionless, just looking at her quietly like that, as if he had something to say but didn't say it.

Nan Song was a little dazed: "What's wrong with you?"

Shen Du's thin lips moved slightly, and said two words lightly: "Guess."

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I like to make people guess, isn't this her line?Why did the dog man steal her lines?

"What do I guess? I can't guess."

Shen Du sneered: "You are quite honest."

Nan Song was taken aback by his sudden sneer.

".What's your situation? Why are you so yin and yang? Are you a yin and yang person?"

Shen Du folded his arms around his chest, looked at Nan Song and sighed silently.

"Don't you think you're being a little perfunctory with me?"

Nan Song blinked: "When did I perfunctory you?"

"Just now."

Shen Du spat out these two words in a stiff tone.

Nan Song originally wanted to say "I don't have one" subconsciously, but the conversation between the two just now flashed into her mind.

Good guy, she seems to have reacted.

"It's not that I didn't tell you on purpose, it's. It's really not convenient to talk about it."

She couldn't tell him that Lin Xu laughed at Zhou Shuwei for farting, so she got angry and unilaterally announced the breakup with Lin Xu, right?

Should her sister lose face?

Shen Du still remained silent, and Nan Song couldn't figure out what he was thinking at the moment.

Coincidentally, at this time, Zhou Shuwei replied.

This time it was also a voice, and Nan Song clicked on it directly. The volume of the voice was not low, and both of them could hear it.

"Xiao Zuo is happy, this is the love between two people, and it's not because you told me before that you even think farting Shen Du is delicious, and you can't wait to grab one and stuff it in his mouth. I thought men all over the world were the same, so I imitated it this time. But who knew that Lin Xu was a bastard! He didn’t follow the rules! He called me fart smelly! Laughed at me for a long time! So I unilaterally announced that I would break up with him for a long time , because he will take me to eat Vietnamese food at night, and then he will automatically reconcile, and I can't suffer."

After the tens of seconds of audio was played, the surrounding air was so quiet that even a chicken feather could be heard falling on the ground.

Nan Song: "."

The two were silent for ten seconds, and finally, Shen Du spoke first.

"In Miss Zhou's words just now, there is a piece of information, which seems unusual to me."

Nan Song's heart was instantly alarmed, and he quickly covered it up solemnly: "No, you heard it wrong."

Shen Du didn't care about her sophistry at all.

"I heard it right, I heard it clearly."

After finishing speaking, he tapped his chin towards the phone: "Or should you play it again? Let's confirm it again."

"No need, no need." Nan Song resolutely refused.

Shen Du looked at her, the corners of his lips curled up.

Little liar, still want to quibble.

Nan Song bit her lower lip lightly with her white teeth, thinking about what she should say at this moment to ease the embarrassment.

But after thinking about it for a long time, my mind went blank.

Because, Shen Du never said that, grabbing a fart with her backhand and stuffing it into his mouth is also an emoji she often sends him.

This is direct slander.

Shen Du moved his fingers slightly, and moved the glass of water on the table to the side. Nan Song's gaze followed his hand, observing his every move.

Shen Du drank the water slowly and gracefully.

When he was swallowing, his Adam's apple rolled up and down slowly, with an inexplicable provocative meaning, Nan Song stared blankly for a second.

I really want to kiss.

Shen Du drank the water slowly, looked at Nan Song with a half-smile.

"All your farts smell good?"

"I can't wait to grab one with my backhand and stuff it in my mouth?"

Nan Song's old face turned red and turned white, like the palette used for painting.

She pursed her lips tightly and said nothing, feeling that her breathing was about to stop.

It was really cool when I was bragging with Zhou Shuwei, but now I am recounted by the person himself.
Why does she feel that she is so shameless? ? ?

Can you even say such shameless words? ? ?
Nan Song, Nan Song, you are really full.

"Hahaha, I just said it casually, don't take it to heart, it's all fake." She winked at Shen Du.

Shen Du didn't seem to accept the move at all, he just said slowly: "It's okay, I don't mind if you say that, don't say that you and Miss Zhou say that, even if you go to Weibo or Moments to spread the word , I don't mind at all."

Nan Song: "?"

Is this dog man's brain a little abnormal?

"You really don't mind?"

"real."

Shen Du nodded, and then added: "Because your farts are indeed delicious."

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"But my wife, isn't it a bit too much for me to grab one and stuff it in my mouth?"

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Nan Song was still thinking about whether this person loved her too much, and he could even blow such extreme rainbow farts.

result?

(End of this chapter)