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Chapter 117 Let's Drink Happy Water
Chapter 117 Let's Drink Happy Water
After hearing what Zang Xue and Lu Xiaohong said, Cheng Fangyu blurted out: "It's useless to have big eyes, you'll still see the wrong person." After speaking, she immediately realized the problem, and then changed her words, "I mean no matter how big the eyes are, they are just two ordinary people. It’s nothing more than the eyes of Sun Wukong, and he can’t see ghosts and ghosts like Sun Wukong.”
"Teacher Cheng is wrong. Sun Wukong's golden eyes are actually an eye disease caused by the smoke in the Taishang Laojun's stove, and he can't recognize monsters. If there is a person with golden eyes, he must take eye drops every day." Yan Chaoran joked.
Everyone laughed, but Gao Shiyuan didn't laugh. He said to Yan Chaoran: "Sister Cheng has read more books than the two of us combined. How can you not know that Sun Wukong's piercing eyes are not as magical as those shown on TV?" ? She said that on purpose."
Cheng Fangyu looked at Gao Shiyuan, smiled and said: "Shiyuan, don't be so serious. I have read a lot of books, but it is impossible to read more than the two of you combined. Moreover, the original book of "Journey to the West" is I read it many years ago, and I know the origin of the piercing eyes, whether it can identify ghosts and ghosts, but I really forgot."
"Sister Cheng, you are really good. No wonder you have such a good temperament. It turns out that you have read so many books." Lu Xiaohong said to Cheng Fangyu.
"Your temperament is really good." Cheng Fangyu said.
"Sister Cheng, hurry up and order food, don't you still have to pick up the child?" Gao Shiyuan said to Cheng Fangyu.
"Then I'll rely on the old to sell the old and order first." Cheng Fangyu said.
Cheng Fangyu was the first to order, and then everyone ordered according to the principle of women first.
Yan Chaoran, Xiao Feng, Zhou Yan, and Cheng Fangyu all drove, and were not allowed to drink. What would the ten of them want to drink?Unexpectedly, Cheng Fangyu suggested first: "Let's all drink happy water, be happy today."
Everyone present knows that Happy Water is Coke. If these three words were spoken by Erqiao sisters, Lu Xiaohong and Zang Xue, it would be a perfectly normal thing, but from the mouth of 37-year-old Cheng Fangyu, it is still so natural. It's somewhat surprising.
Only Gao Shiyuan knows that 37-year-old Cheng Fangyu has a girlish heart, and she suggested that drinking happy water is a normal thing.He said to everyone: "Let's not drink alcohol today, just drink happy water. It's a new year, and everyone should be happy."
Two out of ten said so, and the others agreed.
The waiter took the menu, passed it to the kitchen, and brought the Coke.There is a bathroom in the private room, and people washed their hands one after another.
People chatted while waiting for their food to be served.Cheng Fangyu said to Yan Chaoran and Zang Xue: "Editor Yan, Editor Zang, the essay competition organized by the city is over now, right?"
"Yes, it's over. Yesterday was the last day for submission. It will be packaged and sent to experts in Jinan for review soon." Yan Chaoran said.
"Sister Cheng, don't tell me I haven't remembered it yet. I saw the manuscript you submitted. It is very well written and has already entered the next round of review." Zang Xue said to Cheng Fangyu.
"Thank you, I like reading, but I seldom write anything. This time, Shiyuan told me about the essay competition and urged me to write." Cheng Fangyu said.
"Sister Cheng, you are too modest, you have always been good at writing articles." Gao Shiyuan said.
"I have a lot of ideas, but I'm just too lazy." Cheng Fangyu said with a smile.
"You are not lazy, not lazy at all. If you are considered lazy, sister Cheng, then there is no one in the world who is not lazy." Gao Shiyuan said.
What Gao Shiyuan said was not false at all, but because it was the truth, Cheng Fangyu didn't know how to answer it.At this time, the waiter just brought up two dishes, so she picked up the water glass with Coke and said:
"The food is here too, let's start eating. Today is the first time I get together with everyone. I'll replace the wine with Coca-Cola first, toast everyone, and wish us all happiness. Those who are in love will soon achieve fruition, and those who are single will be happy soon." In the new year, they will all get out of singles."
A few girls took the lead in applauding, and the others followed suit. Then everyone raised their glasses and said, "Happy New Year!" Then they clinked glasses, drank Coke, and ate vegetables.
The waiter continued to serve the dishes, and Yan Chaoran said again: "Guess how many manuscripts have been received in this call for essays."
Zang Xue herself participated in the paper solicitation activity. She knew the number of papers received, but she couldn't say, and wanted to see how many people guessed.
"I guess at least five hundred articles." Xiao Feng said.
"It's low." Yan Chaoran said.
"I guess six hundred." Qiao Yu said.
"It's still low." Yan Chaoran said.
"I guess a thousand." Cheng Fangyu said.
"Sister Cheng, your guess is very close." Zang Xue said.
"Charan, tell me quickly, how many articles are there?" Lu Xiaohong said to Yan Chaoran.
"A total of 520 articles." Yan Chaoran said.
"So many!" Qiao Yu said.
"One person can only submit one manuscript, it seems that there are quite a lot of people in Weicheng who can write." Cheng Fangyu said.
"Mr. Cheng, you don't know the inside story. There are a lot of submissions, but not many good ones. After reviewing manuscripts in the past few months, Zang Xue was almost exhausted, and I almost died laughing." Yan Chaoran said.
"You two are reviewers, why are you dying differently?" Zhou Yan asked Yan Chaoran.
"Are you expecting me to die? It's not like you don't know how tired I am these past few months." Zang Xue said to Zhou Yan.
"No, why would I expect you to die? I hope you live a long life, no, it's two hundred years old." Zhou Yan said.
The other girls laughed, and Lu Xiaohong said to Zang Xue: "Look, the one who scared Zhou Yan was talking nonsense."
"When he said something wrong, he had to correct it and admit it. I was really exhausted after reviewing manuscripts for the past few months. It is not an exaggeration to say that I almost died of exhaustion." Zang Xue said.
"Charan, you almost died laughing, what the hell is this?" Xiao Feng said to Yan Chaoran.
"Let's touch one more, and then we'll talk." Yan Chaoran said.
Everyone clinked glasses again, drank Coke, and then Yan Chaoran said: "Talk to you, you also have to laugh. There are more than 500 papers, and the truly high-level papers are at most 90.00%, and the remaining [-]% They are all plagiarism, quite a lot of articles are copied from the Internet, and many of them are obviously copied from the same article.
I even suspect that there are many people who are like a pseudo-scholar star who have never even heard of databases such as HowNet and Wanfang.It's just that they are not celebrities, and they are reluctant to spend money to find someone to write for them. They don't have to worry about being exposed, and they can plagiarize boldly.Many people's articles have the same mistakes, even the students in the upper grades of elementary school are asked to write, and they will not be worse than them. "
"If you don't know how to write, it's over if you don't submit. Why do you still have to submit?" Qiao Meng said.
(End of this chapter)
After hearing what Zang Xue and Lu Xiaohong said, Cheng Fangyu blurted out: "It's useless to have big eyes, you'll still see the wrong person." After speaking, she immediately realized the problem, and then changed her words, "I mean no matter how big the eyes are, they are just two ordinary people. It’s nothing more than the eyes of Sun Wukong, and he can’t see ghosts and ghosts like Sun Wukong.”
"Teacher Cheng is wrong. Sun Wukong's golden eyes are actually an eye disease caused by the smoke in the Taishang Laojun's stove, and he can't recognize monsters. If there is a person with golden eyes, he must take eye drops every day." Yan Chaoran joked.
Everyone laughed, but Gao Shiyuan didn't laugh. He said to Yan Chaoran: "Sister Cheng has read more books than the two of us combined. How can you not know that Sun Wukong's piercing eyes are not as magical as those shown on TV?" ? She said that on purpose."
Cheng Fangyu looked at Gao Shiyuan, smiled and said: "Shiyuan, don't be so serious. I have read a lot of books, but it is impossible to read more than the two of you combined. Moreover, the original book of "Journey to the West" is I read it many years ago, and I know the origin of the piercing eyes, whether it can identify ghosts and ghosts, but I really forgot."
"Sister Cheng, you are really good. No wonder you have such a good temperament. It turns out that you have read so many books." Lu Xiaohong said to Cheng Fangyu.
"Your temperament is really good." Cheng Fangyu said.
"Sister Cheng, hurry up and order food, don't you still have to pick up the child?" Gao Shiyuan said to Cheng Fangyu.
"Then I'll rely on the old to sell the old and order first." Cheng Fangyu said.
Cheng Fangyu was the first to order, and then everyone ordered according to the principle of women first.
Yan Chaoran, Xiao Feng, Zhou Yan, and Cheng Fangyu all drove, and were not allowed to drink. What would the ten of them want to drink?Unexpectedly, Cheng Fangyu suggested first: "Let's all drink happy water, be happy today."
Everyone present knows that Happy Water is Coke. If these three words were spoken by Erqiao sisters, Lu Xiaohong and Zang Xue, it would be a perfectly normal thing, but from the mouth of 37-year-old Cheng Fangyu, it is still so natural. It's somewhat surprising.
Only Gao Shiyuan knows that 37-year-old Cheng Fangyu has a girlish heart, and she suggested that drinking happy water is a normal thing.He said to everyone: "Let's not drink alcohol today, just drink happy water. It's a new year, and everyone should be happy."
Two out of ten said so, and the others agreed.
The waiter took the menu, passed it to the kitchen, and brought the Coke.There is a bathroom in the private room, and people washed their hands one after another.
People chatted while waiting for their food to be served.Cheng Fangyu said to Yan Chaoran and Zang Xue: "Editor Yan, Editor Zang, the essay competition organized by the city is over now, right?"
"Yes, it's over. Yesterday was the last day for submission. It will be packaged and sent to experts in Jinan for review soon." Yan Chaoran said.
"Sister Cheng, don't tell me I haven't remembered it yet. I saw the manuscript you submitted. It is very well written and has already entered the next round of review." Zang Xue said to Cheng Fangyu.
"Thank you, I like reading, but I seldom write anything. This time, Shiyuan told me about the essay competition and urged me to write." Cheng Fangyu said.
"Sister Cheng, you are too modest, you have always been good at writing articles." Gao Shiyuan said.
"I have a lot of ideas, but I'm just too lazy." Cheng Fangyu said with a smile.
"You are not lazy, not lazy at all. If you are considered lazy, sister Cheng, then there is no one in the world who is not lazy." Gao Shiyuan said.
What Gao Shiyuan said was not false at all, but because it was the truth, Cheng Fangyu didn't know how to answer it.At this time, the waiter just brought up two dishes, so she picked up the water glass with Coke and said:
"The food is here too, let's start eating. Today is the first time I get together with everyone. I'll replace the wine with Coca-Cola first, toast everyone, and wish us all happiness. Those who are in love will soon achieve fruition, and those who are single will be happy soon." In the new year, they will all get out of singles."
A few girls took the lead in applauding, and the others followed suit. Then everyone raised their glasses and said, "Happy New Year!" Then they clinked glasses, drank Coke, and ate vegetables.
The waiter continued to serve the dishes, and Yan Chaoran said again: "Guess how many manuscripts have been received in this call for essays."
Zang Xue herself participated in the paper solicitation activity. She knew the number of papers received, but she couldn't say, and wanted to see how many people guessed.
"I guess at least five hundred articles." Xiao Feng said.
"It's low." Yan Chaoran said.
"I guess six hundred." Qiao Yu said.
"It's still low." Yan Chaoran said.
"I guess a thousand." Cheng Fangyu said.
"Sister Cheng, your guess is very close." Zang Xue said.
"Charan, tell me quickly, how many articles are there?" Lu Xiaohong said to Yan Chaoran.
"A total of 520 articles." Yan Chaoran said.
"So many!" Qiao Yu said.
"One person can only submit one manuscript, it seems that there are quite a lot of people in Weicheng who can write." Cheng Fangyu said.
"Mr. Cheng, you don't know the inside story. There are a lot of submissions, but not many good ones. After reviewing manuscripts in the past few months, Zang Xue was almost exhausted, and I almost died laughing." Yan Chaoran said.
"You two are reviewers, why are you dying differently?" Zhou Yan asked Yan Chaoran.
"Are you expecting me to die? It's not like you don't know how tired I am these past few months." Zang Xue said to Zhou Yan.
"No, why would I expect you to die? I hope you live a long life, no, it's two hundred years old." Zhou Yan said.
The other girls laughed, and Lu Xiaohong said to Zang Xue: "Look, the one who scared Zhou Yan was talking nonsense."
"When he said something wrong, he had to correct it and admit it. I was really exhausted after reviewing manuscripts for the past few months. It is not an exaggeration to say that I almost died of exhaustion." Zang Xue said.
"Charan, you almost died laughing, what the hell is this?" Xiao Feng said to Yan Chaoran.
"Let's touch one more, and then we'll talk." Yan Chaoran said.
Everyone clinked glasses again, drank Coke, and then Yan Chaoran said: "Talk to you, you also have to laugh. There are more than 500 papers, and the truly high-level papers are at most 90.00%, and the remaining [-]% They are all plagiarism, quite a lot of articles are copied from the Internet, and many of them are obviously copied from the same article.
I even suspect that there are many people who are like a pseudo-scholar star who have never even heard of databases such as HowNet and Wanfang.It's just that they are not celebrities, and they are reluctant to spend money to find someone to write for them. They don't have to worry about being exposed, and they can plagiarize boldly.Many people's articles have the same mistakes, even the students in the upper grades of elementary school are asked to write, and they will not be worse than them. "
"If you don't know how to write, it's over if you don't submit. Why do you still have to submit?" Qiao Meng said.
(End of this chapter)
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