Your order of love has been delivered

Chapter 26 Big Joe Little Joe
Gao Shiyuan said to Yan Chaoran: "I haven't finished yet. It's not enough to just buy delicious food. The younger people in the art troupe like to eat these snack foods, but the older people don't necessarily like it. Buy some fruits. .A bag of snacks, a bag of fruit, it's foolproof."

"I can see that you really want me to go bankrupt!" Yan Chaoran said.

Gao Shiyuan first smiled and said to Yan Chaoran: "Is there any love that doesn't cost money?" Then he asked Song Daren, "Song Daren, don't you think so?"

"Yes, I have done some research on the cost of getting married in each era in Weicheng. Now it costs a lot of money to fall in love and get married, which is much higher than before." Song Daren said.

"Song Daren, you have many research directions." Gao Shiyuan said to Song Daren.

"Just looking at it casually, not as professional as you." Song Daren said.

"Yan Chaoran, do you know now? There are experts who testify that you have to be willing to spend money when you fall in love and get married. Besides, I told you before I came out that buying these things is not only for Lu Xiaohong, but also for bribing Lu Xiaohong's colleagues. If there are few things, if there is not enough, people will think you are stingy." Gao Shiyuan said to Yan Chaoran.

"That's right. Although it is easier for men to find a job than women. But in the relationship between men and women, it is the era of feminism. Men are often labeled as cheapskates and scumbags.

What's even more exasperating is that these labels can only be posted by women on men, and men cannot be posted on women, otherwise they will be scumbags.Big Big Wolf is doing well enough, but he still has to be beaten and scolded every day.These days, if you don't pay attention, you will become a scumbag. It's hard to be a good man! "Yan Chaoran said.

"It's so difficult, don't chase after Lu Xiaohong, and be a bachelor for the rest of your life, isn't it enough?" Gao Shiyuan said with a smile.

"It's hard to meet a girl I like, why don't I chase after it? Buying things for the girl I like is worth the money!" Yan Chaoran said.

"I knew you would say that. Then go buy it, and buy some delicious food for Song Daren and me by the way." Gao Shiyuan said.

"You can take advantage of the fire and rob you!" Yan Chaoran said.

The three of them bought a lot of things in the supermarket. Gao Shiyuan deliberately packed some food that he wanted to eat, and asked Yan Chaoran to pay for it.

After returning to Dongwu Community, Gao Shiyuan and Song Daren returned to their residence with all the things bought by Yan Chaoran, and Yan Chaoran went to a barber shop on the side of the road for a haircut.

There are several barbershops on the street outside the Dongwu community, and the one that Yan Chaoran and Gao Shiyuan often go to is the one run by twin sisters.

Unless the store is not open or there are many people getting haircuts there, and they have to wait for more than an hour, they will go to other stores.But this kind of situation is relatively rare, so Yan Chaoran and Gao Shiyuan had their hair cut ten times, at least nine times were given by the twin sisters.

The twin sisters are 24 years old. They have almost the same appearance, the same body shape, and even the same hairstyle. In addition, they still wear the same clothes and shoes. Even customers who often go to get a haircut are always confused. Is it sister or sister.

No two people in the world have exactly the same appearance, Gao Shiyuan and Yan Chaoran can distinguish the two sisters clearly.

Gao Shiyuan first discovered that their noses and mouths were slightly different, and then found that their voices were also slightly different. The elder sister's voice was a little thicker than the younger sister's, and he could hear it carefully.

Yan Chaoran recognized the two of them a little later than Gao Shiyuan, but every time they met, he would pretend to be confused and joke with them.

The twin sisters are named Qiao, the older sister is Qiao Meng, and the younger sister is Qiao Yu.Yan Chaoran and Gao Shiyuan didn't call them by their names, but called them Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao.

Although Qiao Meng and Qiao Yu's education levels are not high, they also know that Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao are two beauties in ancient times. Yan Chaoran and Gao Shiyuan compared them to Er Qiao, praising them in disguise, so they accepted it. These two titles.

When Yan Chaoran came to Qiao Meng and Qiao Yu's barber shop, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening, and there were no customers in the shop.If Yan Chaoran hadn't come, they were already planning to close the doors.

Yan Chaoran and Gao Shiyuan often come here for haircuts, and Qiao Meng and Qiao Yu also know their names and work units.As soon as Yan Chaoran walked into the store, Qiao Yu said to him: "Editor Yan, why are you here so late for a haircut? Another 10 minutes later, we will close."

Yan Chaoran said, "I have something to do tomorrow." He deliberately said to Qiao Meng, "If I'm not wrong, you are Xiao Qiao." Then he looked at Qiao Yu, "You are Da Qiao."

"Editor Yan, are you really confused about us, or are you pretending to be confused?" Qiao Yu said.

"What do you think? You two look exactly the same, and you also dress the same, who can tell the difference?" Yan Chaoran said deliberately.

Qiao Meng said to Qiao Yu: "Qiao Yu, don't you know yet? Editor Yan, you are deliberately joking with us, she can already recognize who we are." Then she said to Yan Chaoran, "Editor Yan, You are still so humorous. Let me wash your hair first."

Yan Chaoran followed Qiao Meng to wash his hair.He had to lie down when washing his hair, and it was inconvenient to talk, so Yan Chaoran didn't speak again.

When there were few customers in the shop, Qiao Meng and Qiao Yu would work together, one in charge of washing hair and the other in charge of haircut.After washing his hair, Yan Chaoran sat down in front of the big mirror, and Qiao Yu gave him a haircut.

During the haircut, Yan Chaoran remembered the question he and Gao Shiyuan had asked about the female salesperson just now, so he said to Qiao Meng and Qiao Yu, "Big Qiao, Xiao Qiao, may I ask you a question?"

"What's the problem?" Qiao Yu said.

"Do you two have boyfriends yet?" Yan Chaoran said.

"How can we have time to talk about boyfriends? The door opens after nine o'clock in the morning every day, and it doesn't close until eight or nine o'clock in the evening." Qiao Yu said.

"No time." Qiao Meng also said.

"So, the two of you have never been in love?" Yan Chaoran said.

"We've been on blind dates and we've talked, but they always can't tell who we are, and they always get confused, so we split up." Qiao Yu said.

"There is one principle for the two of us to find a boyfriend, that is, we must be able to distinguish between us sisters. This requirement is not difficult, you and Teacher Gao can distinguish between us." Qiao Meng said.

"I ask you two a question, don't mind, if you two were to choose between me and Gao Shiyuan as your boyfriend, who would you choose?" Yan Chaoran said.

"Editor Yan, what do you mean by that? Could it be that you and Mr. Gao have a crush on our sisters? Let's talk about you first, you have a crush on me, or my sister?" Qiao Yu said.

"Qiao Yu, Editor Yan is joking. He and Mr. Gao are so good, how could he fall in love with us? Right, Editor Yan?" Qiao Meng said.

"You two are really nice, hi, let me tell you the truth. My colleague introduced me to a girlfriend who is an accompanist in the art troupe, who plays musical instruments. I will go to the art troupe to see her tomorrow, so now Come get a haircut." Yan Chaoran said.

"That's right, why did you ask such a question just now? Could it be that Teacher Gao asked you to ask?" Qiao Yu said.

"Gao Shiyuan, he also has someone he likes. I asked that question just casually, to see who is better in the eyes of girls, Gao Shiyuan or me, and who is more likable to girls." Yan Chaoran said.

"How should I put it? If I choose, I think Editor Yan is better." Qiao Yu said.

"Why?" Yan Chaoran said.

"Because you are more humorous than Teacher Gao. Besides, Teacher Gao is a teacher. When I was in school, my grades were not good. I was most afraid of teachers." Qiao Yu said.

"This reason is too good." Yan Chaoran said to Qiao Meng again, "Da Qiao, if you were asked to choose, how would you choose?"

"If I had to choose, I would choose Teacher Gao." Qiao Meng said.

"Why?" Yan Chaoran said.

"Because Mr. Gao figured out which of our sisters is the elder sister and who is the younger sister before you, and you only made the distinction later." Qiao Meng said.

"Your reason is very good! If I had known that I pretended to separate the two of you from the beginning, that would be great!" Yan Chaoran said.

(End of this chapter)