surnamed Wang

Chapter 3 Learning to Wipe Your Butt

"Great, Your Highness, you are awake, the emperor is very worried about you, I will report to His Majesty right now."

After all, without giving Wang Quanquan time to question, he ran out in a hurry, shouting as he ran, "Your Highness is awake, His Highness Eighth is awake, send the imperial doctor!"

Then it became lively outside, Wang Gangquan thought to himself, as for it, is it amazing to wake up?

"The imperial concubine is here!"

Not long after, a sharp voice shouted from outside.

Immediately afterwards, a group of court ladies and eunuchs came rushing towards this side, and in the middle was a beautiful woman in her thirties, wearing a golden crown, full of jewels and treasures, and wearing colorful clothes, embellished with various accessories .

I saw the woman walking towards Wang Quanquan quickly, obviously coming towards him, she opened her hands five steps away from Wang Quanquan, and seemed to want to hug him, Wang Quanquan always kept a respectful distance from strangers of the opposite sex, looking left and right to find someone to hide from, and finally chose to hide behind the desk.

The concubine's surname is Yang, and she is the biological mother of Wang Bingquan's body.

Concubine Yang Gui also felt strange, this kid usually rushed towards him when he saw him, why did he hide himself this time.

Then the two staged a funny scene under the eyes of everyone: Concubine Yang wanted to arrest His Highness Eighth Highness, and His Highness walked around the table to hide from Concubine Yang Gui. The concubine was a little embarrassed and said, "Quan'er, good boy, let mother see."

"Farewell, just stand there and watch."

Although the current body is that of a twelve or thirteen-year-old child, there is a virgin man in his twenties living inside, who is still extremely shy.

It has been going around for about 10 minutes. The imperial concubine was still a little angry at first, but now she has lost her temper a little because of her slipping away.The noble concubine didn't need to do any labor in the first place, and with the addition of more than a dozen catties of clothing, not to mention the punishment, it would not be much worse.

Concubine Yang Guifei had nothing to do in the end, she just sat down at the table, poured water and drank it by herself, but she couldn't be punished by the king, standing or sitting, she just sat down on the stool and poured water to drink up.

Concubine Yang stared at Wang Quanquan across the table, and Wang Quanquan returned helpless eyes. The two back and forth, until another sharp voice came again:

"The Emperor is here!"

Wang Gangquan hated this shouting eunuch to death, it was like stepping on a cat's tail, every time it scared him out of his wits.

When Concubine Yang heard that the emperor was coming, she hurriedly got up, and Wang Pingquan also got up when she saw it, imitating the example. The emperor came in a hurry, and he was almost there in a short while. It was the first time Wang Pingquan met a national leader. Nervous, his mind was a little blank, how could he salute.

Seeing that the emperor was getting closer, he hurriedly looked around, and finally locked his eyes on Concubine Yang in front of him.Then he imitated Concubine Yang and bestowed a blessing... Yes!After giving a blessing, the action is still standard.

Just when he was complacent, he suddenly realized that the atmosphere was not right. Everyone's expressions were wonderful, some were dumbfounded, some were holding back their smiles. Concubine Yang looked back with a face full of disbelief, and the emperor's face was even darker. It can't be any more black.

Wang Gingquan suddenly realized that he had given the wrong courtesy, and secretly scolded himself for not being smart when he went out.

Seeing that the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, a flash of light flashed in Wang Gangquan's mind, he rolled his eyes, and passed out.

When the atmosphere was embarrassing and he didn't know how to end it, Wang Gangquan thought about it and pretended to be unconscious to avoid the troubles of this world, so that he could use the excuse of being insane.

Sure enough, everyone saw that he was in a coma, and became a mess again. Those who fetched water fetched water, and those who called the imperial doctor called the imperial doctor. They could hear the emperor's scolding from time to time. Immediately afterwards, Wang Gingquan felt himself embraced by a pair of warm and strong hands. bed.

Ever since his parents divorced, Wang Gangquan hadn't experienced this kind of warmth for a long time.

After a while, the imperial doctor hurried over, gave a hasty salute, hurriedly signaled Wang Quanquan's pulse, rolled Wang Quanquan's eyelids from time to time, and fiddled for a long time, the imperial doctor scratched his head more and more.

The Eighth Prince doesn't seem to be a problem, unlike the qiruoyousi a few days ago, his pulse is alive and well, no matter how he looks at it, he can't see any problem, but he can't tell the emperor that there is no problem, he still needs his head.

Suddenly the imperial physician noticed that Wang Gingquan's eyelids moved undetectably, and he immediately understood.Having practiced medicine for decades, he still has real skills to be the leader of the Tai Hospital. He immediately judged that Wang Bingquan was pretending to be sick.

"Don't panic, Your Majesty, the Eighth Highness is fine, and the old minister will be fine with a few needles."

Then observing Wang Gangquan's reaction, he saw that his eyelids trembled even more, but he still didn't seem to wake up.

The imperial doctor deepened his judgment, so he continued to speak: "The places where I want to get the needles are the most painful acupuncture points in the human body, which will help His Highness stimulate his potential and wake up."

At this time, Wang Gangquan has already started to greet the whole family of the imperial doctor in his heart. Does this old man know that he is pretending and came here to stimulate him on purpose? .

So Wang Gangquan opened his eyes leisurely, and said hoarsely, "Where is this, what's wrong with me?"

Anyone who saw Wang Quanquan's demeanor would feel that he was very tired. The old doctor saw that Wang Quanquan woke up, and he was convinced that he was pretending to be dizzy and didn't point it out.

"Your Highness is fine, I'll write a prescription to rectify it, and the old minister will leave first."

The imperial physician withdrew, and the emperor and Concubine Yang quickly surrounded him with expressions of concern.

Wang Gangquan hurriedly said: "Father, mother, my son is fine, don't worry, I am very energetic now."

Father, mother?

This kind of title is rarely used in the palace. The royal family has a strict hierarchy. Even the prince should be honored as mother concubine and father emperor.

But at this time, thinking that he had just recovered from a serious illness, the emperor and the imperial concubine didn't think much about it, and the imperial concubine asked with concern: "Quan'er, is there anything uncomfortable?"

Wang Gangquan rubbed his belly, "I'm not feeling well at all, I'm just a little hungry."

"Hurry up and ask the imperial dining room to make food quickly." Concubine Yang quickly ordered.

The imperial concubine went to get some food, and the emperor came up again. Only then did Wang Gingquan have the opportunity to take a closer look at the emperor. He was about forty years old, with a standard beard and a very upright appearance. He should have been quite handsome when he was young.

"Quan'er, what is one plus one?"

The first question the emperor came up to was asked by Wang Gangquan, but due to the identity of the other party, he answered honestly: "It is equal to two".

The emperor was obviously relieved when he heard that, "What is two plus two equal?"

It's getting too much, can't you treat yourself as a fool?Wang Gangquan felt displeased.

"Four!"

Wang Gangquan's attitude is not as good as it was at the beginning. It is estimated that no one who is asked two mentally handicapped questions in succession will have a good attitude.

Unexpectedly, the emperor was even happier, and quickly began to ask:
"What is four minus two?"

. . .

Several mentally handicapped questions in succession made Wang Gangquan go crazy. He really regarded himself as mentally handicapped. Wang Gangquan's answers became more and more impatient. Unexpectedly, the more the emperor asked, the more excited he became. He asked all the addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division within ten.

In the end, Wang Gangquan came to a conclusion that it was not him who was mentally handicapped, but the emperor who was a bit weak.

The emperor can now be described as a joyful dragon. He was assassinated when he was five years old, which frightened his favorite little son. He suffered a serious illness, and after recovering he became stupid. Until now, addition and subtraction within ten is still the same. I don't understand.

Looking at it again today, it seems that there is still hope. I can understand the addition and subtraction within ten. Then, wouldn’t it be just around the corner to eat and dress independently, shit and wipe my ass?
Thinking of this, the emperor became more and more happy.

If Wang Gangquan knew at this time that in the emperor's heart, learning how to wipe his butt would be a feat, he would probably want to die.

(End of this chapter)