This is really Gao Wu
Chapter 17
Chapter 17
"Are you playing house?" The village chief's voice came from afar, his tone full of disgust...
"Master, your old man is here? Isn't the condition limited..." Tang Zhen said shyly.
"Forget them, your knife..." Looking at Tang Zhen's knife, the village chief felt even more disgusted...
"Long, big, and heavy? If you don't believe me, come and touch it..." Tang Zhen turned the knife in his hand twice and said to the village chief.
The knife in Tang Zhen's hand, although it belongs to the standard equipment of hooligans in terms of shape and shape - Kaishan thick-backed machete, but it is bigger and heavier than ordinary machetes, at least it is plus size, and the material is quite solid...
Those who belong to small gangs usually have a small short knife, which can shock the streets... If you really use this kind of knife and accidentally kill someone, you will have to sue...
So this is said to be the work of an old blacksmith who got drunk, and it went round and round to Aoba's helper, and then ate ashes in the warehouse for many years, and finally distributed it to Tang Zhen...the waste is reused...
"Tsk tsk, your saber, what idiot made it, the length is about the same as the Yanling Dao, but it doesn't have any curvature..."
The village chief took it, stroked the machete, and said in admiration.This knife is straight and has no arc at all, even the tip of the blade is straight...
"Forget it, it can be used, it can be used, and the material is also high-quality, but the person who hit this knife has something serious wrong, right? This technique is at least ten practiced... What a shit pot with gold edging... "
"Master, it's nothing, I think it's okay, let alone, it's quite heavy..." Tang Zhen didn't know the twists and turns inside, looked at the knife, but didn't see anything...
"You know what the hell...there is a university knowledge in this weapon..." The village chief said disdainfully while scraping the blade with his thumb...
"I'll teach you the first lesson, just listen carefully..."
"Many people think that there is only one way to use a knife, and that is to chop... right?"
"That's actually a misunderstanding. The knife technique also includes techniques such as chopping and teasing. The biggest difference between these techniques and chopping is that there is an extra word 'drag'..."
"Why procrastinate? For example, you go to the market on the spot, and you see some performers... those people, take off their clothes, put a few chopsticks on their belly, and another person holds a knife, chops it down, chopsticks Broken, but the human belly is fine..."
"However, if you ask the knife-wielder to drag the knife back now, do you think he dares? Then he can open his stomach directly... Do you understand?"
When Tang Zhen heard this, his thoughts immediately diverged:
'It seems that before time travel, I learned physics knowledge in middle school. I can't remember it. I really hate it when the book is used... Maybe it's the Pythagorean Theorem... right? '
The village chief didn't know that Tang Zhen's brain hole had opened up to the sky, so he continued:
"The army, the policemen of the Yamen, use standard knives... and the real Jianghu people, the knives they use are all curved, this is to use the trick of 'dragging'..."
The village head returned the machete to Tang Zhen, then picked up a branch, and made gestures while explaining it... After all, he was old and frail, and he couldn't use Tang Zhen's machete anymore...
Here, after finishing their work, Li Daniu and the others seemed to have nothing to do, so they took out two cigarette pot bags, stuffed them with shredded tobacco, lit them with a scythe, and pointed at Tang Zhen and the others while sharing the dry smoke. , the occasional giggling laughter...
"Boss, grandpa of the village chief, can we learn the martial arts you practiced? Will we be able to become masters like our leader?" Li Daniu finally couldn't hold back anymore, and asked Tang Zhen and the others.
The village chief was teaching Tang Zhen some tricks to exert strength, so he turned around, looked Li Daniu and others up and down, and said with disdain:
"Only your leader, Zhang Qing? How dare he call him a master? If you can learn all my skills, you can beat ten people like your leader!"
"As for you guys... from the top of your head to the soles of your feet are written three words: I'm trash! Why do you still want to practice martial arts? Are you still dreaming?"
Li Daniu stopped doing it now, jumped on his feet and said angrily:
"Village chief, you are from a senior generation, or from our grandpa's generation, how can you say that? Even if I can't, my brother Er Niu will definitely be able to practice, Er Niu, come and show the village chief grandpa your hands..."
As soon as Li Erniu listened to his elder brother's orders, he stopped smoking and came to Shisuo...er, let's call it the "barbell" of Shisuo—they used a log and tied two ends with hemp rope. Tiaoshi made something like a 'barbell' before crossing.
I saw Li Erniu lifted the stone lock with both hands, and with one effort, he lifted the object of one hundred kilograms, and with another effort, he lifted it above his head...
"Okay~ One more~" Several idlers applauded, especially Li Daniu, whose face was flushed and triumphant.
"Hey, can you practice martial arts well with great strength?" Seeing Li Erniu put down the stone lock, the village head said slowly.
"And why does this stone look so familiar to me? Where did you guys get it?"
At this time, Tang Zhen, who had practiced sword skills for a while, came over and said to the village chief:
"Oh, you said this, I asked them to borrow it from the old man who burned the fire... It's just that their craftsmanship is too rough. According to me, they should dig a hole in the middle of the stone, and then..."
While Tang Zhen was chattering, the village chief finally thought of something and asked:
"This is the stone that the old man who burns fire plans to build a graveyard for when he gets old?"
"Yup…"
Hearing Tang Zhen's affirmative answer, the village head sighed:
"You are real dogs..."
As he spoke, he seemed to think of something, and said to Daniel and the others: "Don't say that Grandpa doesn't take care of you, there is a job for you, do you want to do it?"
At this time, the smoke pot passed to Li Daniu.
You said that when others smoke dry tobacco, they use their thumbs, index fingers, and middle fingers to twist the pipe; what about Li Daniu?It must be different: I saw him spread his five fingers, holding the cigarette rod between his middle finger and ring finger to smoke, and stretched his waist after taking a puff, as if it was so refreshing...
Li Daniu took a puff of dry tobacco, and when he heard that there was work, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked:
"Grandpa, what work do you have? Do it, why don't you do it? Just do it for the money..."
The village head glanced at Li Daniu who was anxious, "The village guard dog at the entrance of the village seems to have run away, and it has disappeared for the past two days. It's not good for wild things outside to touch the village..."
"Weasels, foxes, etc. are okay, most families have dogs; but wild boars, black blinds, etc. run into the village, don't hurt people, it's not good..."
"I just want you and your brother to patrol the village at night, hold a torch, and learn how to bark like a dog, then it will be fine..."
Before the village head could finish speaking, the boss said aggrievedly: "Grandpa, we also want to help you, but... isn't this a busy job?"
"Three coppers for one person, and five coppers for two people a night, why not?" The village chief interrupted Li Daniu's words and asked.
"Do it, of course... It's not a matter of money or not, the main reason is that our grandchildren want to help you share your worries..."
As soon as Li Daniu heard that he had the money to get it, then whoever doesn't do it will really be his grandson, and immediately patted his chest to accept the errand.
At this moment, Tang Zhen interrupted...
(End of this chapter)
"Are you playing house?" The village chief's voice came from afar, his tone full of disgust...
"Master, your old man is here? Isn't the condition limited..." Tang Zhen said shyly.
"Forget them, your knife..." Looking at Tang Zhen's knife, the village chief felt even more disgusted...
"Long, big, and heavy? If you don't believe me, come and touch it..." Tang Zhen turned the knife in his hand twice and said to the village chief.
The knife in Tang Zhen's hand, although it belongs to the standard equipment of hooligans in terms of shape and shape - Kaishan thick-backed machete, but it is bigger and heavier than ordinary machetes, at least it is plus size, and the material is quite solid...
Those who belong to small gangs usually have a small short knife, which can shock the streets... If you really use this kind of knife and accidentally kill someone, you will have to sue...
So this is said to be the work of an old blacksmith who got drunk, and it went round and round to Aoba's helper, and then ate ashes in the warehouse for many years, and finally distributed it to Tang Zhen...the waste is reused...
"Tsk tsk, your saber, what idiot made it, the length is about the same as the Yanling Dao, but it doesn't have any curvature..."
The village chief took it, stroked the machete, and said in admiration.This knife is straight and has no arc at all, even the tip of the blade is straight...
"Forget it, it can be used, it can be used, and the material is also high-quality, but the person who hit this knife has something serious wrong, right? This technique is at least ten practiced... What a shit pot with gold edging... "
"Master, it's nothing, I think it's okay, let alone, it's quite heavy..." Tang Zhen didn't know the twists and turns inside, looked at the knife, but didn't see anything...
"You know what the hell...there is a university knowledge in this weapon..." The village chief said disdainfully while scraping the blade with his thumb...
"I'll teach you the first lesson, just listen carefully..."
"Many people think that there is only one way to use a knife, and that is to chop... right?"
"That's actually a misunderstanding. The knife technique also includes techniques such as chopping and teasing. The biggest difference between these techniques and chopping is that there is an extra word 'drag'..."
"Why procrastinate? For example, you go to the market on the spot, and you see some performers... those people, take off their clothes, put a few chopsticks on their belly, and another person holds a knife, chops it down, chopsticks Broken, but the human belly is fine..."
"However, if you ask the knife-wielder to drag the knife back now, do you think he dares? Then he can open his stomach directly... Do you understand?"
When Tang Zhen heard this, his thoughts immediately diverged:
'It seems that before time travel, I learned physics knowledge in middle school. I can't remember it. I really hate it when the book is used... Maybe it's the Pythagorean Theorem... right? '
The village chief didn't know that Tang Zhen's brain hole had opened up to the sky, so he continued:
"The army, the policemen of the Yamen, use standard knives... and the real Jianghu people, the knives they use are all curved, this is to use the trick of 'dragging'..."
The village head returned the machete to Tang Zhen, then picked up a branch, and made gestures while explaining it... After all, he was old and frail, and he couldn't use Tang Zhen's machete anymore...
Here, after finishing their work, Li Daniu and the others seemed to have nothing to do, so they took out two cigarette pot bags, stuffed them with shredded tobacco, lit them with a scythe, and pointed at Tang Zhen and the others while sharing the dry smoke. , the occasional giggling laughter...
"Boss, grandpa of the village chief, can we learn the martial arts you practiced? Will we be able to become masters like our leader?" Li Daniu finally couldn't hold back anymore, and asked Tang Zhen and the others.
The village chief was teaching Tang Zhen some tricks to exert strength, so he turned around, looked Li Daniu and others up and down, and said with disdain:
"Only your leader, Zhang Qing? How dare he call him a master? If you can learn all my skills, you can beat ten people like your leader!"
"As for you guys... from the top of your head to the soles of your feet are written three words: I'm trash! Why do you still want to practice martial arts? Are you still dreaming?"
Li Daniu stopped doing it now, jumped on his feet and said angrily:
"Village chief, you are from a senior generation, or from our grandpa's generation, how can you say that? Even if I can't, my brother Er Niu will definitely be able to practice, Er Niu, come and show the village chief grandpa your hands..."
As soon as Li Erniu listened to his elder brother's orders, he stopped smoking and came to Shisuo...er, let's call it the "barbell" of Shisuo—they used a log and tied two ends with hemp rope. Tiaoshi made something like a 'barbell' before crossing.
I saw Li Erniu lifted the stone lock with both hands, and with one effort, he lifted the object of one hundred kilograms, and with another effort, he lifted it above his head...
"Okay~ One more~" Several idlers applauded, especially Li Daniu, whose face was flushed and triumphant.
"Hey, can you practice martial arts well with great strength?" Seeing Li Erniu put down the stone lock, the village head said slowly.
"And why does this stone look so familiar to me? Where did you guys get it?"
At this time, Tang Zhen, who had practiced sword skills for a while, came over and said to the village chief:
"Oh, you said this, I asked them to borrow it from the old man who burned the fire... It's just that their craftsmanship is too rough. According to me, they should dig a hole in the middle of the stone, and then..."
While Tang Zhen was chattering, the village chief finally thought of something and asked:
"This is the stone that the old man who burns fire plans to build a graveyard for when he gets old?"
"Yup…"
Hearing Tang Zhen's affirmative answer, the village head sighed:
"You are real dogs..."
As he spoke, he seemed to think of something, and said to Daniel and the others: "Don't say that Grandpa doesn't take care of you, there is a job for you, do you want to do it?"
At this time, the smoke pot passed to Li Daniu.
You said that when others smoke dry tobacco, they use their thumbs, index fingers, and middle fingers to twist the pipe; what about Li Daniu?It must be different: I saw him spread his five fingers, holding the cigarette rod between his middle finger and ring finger to smoke, and stretched his waist after taking a puff, as if it was so refreshing...
Li Daniu took a puff of dry tobacco, and when he heard that there was work, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked:
"Grandpa, what work do you have? Do it, why don't you do it? Just do it for the money..."
The village head glanced at Li Daniu who was anxious, "The village guard dog at the entrance of the village seems to have run away, and it has disappeared for the past two days. It's not good for wild things outside to touch the village..."
"Weasels, foxes, etc. are okay, most families have dogs; but wild boars, black blinds, etc. run into the village, don't hurt people, it's not good..."
"I just want you and your brother to patrol the village at night, hold a torch, and learn how to bark like a dog, then it will be fine..."
Before the village head could finish speaking, the boss said aggrievedly: "Grandpa, we also want to help you, but... isn't this a busy job?"
"Three coppers for one person, and five coppers for two people a night, why not?" The village chief interrupted Li Daniu's words and asked.
"Do it, of course... It's not a matter of money or not, the main reason is that our grandchildren want to help you share your worries..."
As soon as Li Daniu heard that he had the money to get it, then whoever doesn't do it will really be his grandson, and immediately patted his chest to accept the errand.
At this moment, Tang Zhen interrupted...
(End of this chapter)
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