This is really Gao Wu
Chapter 28 Can You Make This Thing Bully Us?
Chapter 28 Can You Make This Thing Bully Us?
The village chief nodded and said, "There is such a thing? Let's go and see..."
"Madan, I think it's laughing at me, no, it's mocking me, provoking me..."
Tang Zhen said bitterly...
Time to go back to the face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling last night...
"What the hell?" Tang Zhen was startled, and immediately raised his knife to be on guard.
It's a little far away, so I can't see clearly with the torch...
Tang Zhen approached slowly, and after a closer look, it turned out to be a yellow leather child!
This yellow skin is slightly bigger and stronger than the usual ones, with a tuft of white hair on top of its head, it doesn't look old, and its eyes still have a sly look...
This yellow-skinned child is not afraid of people, with an anthropomorphic smile on the corner of its mouth, staring at Tang Zhen, as if planning some bad idea...
"What am I supposed to be? It turns out to be a great fairy. Come on, little ones, let's invite the great fairy to come down to our house to drink and eat meat..."
As he said that, he motioned to Da Niu and Er Niu to surround him from both sides, so as not to let Da Xian'er run away... But, there was no response...
Tang Zhen's heart skipped a beat, and when he looked back, sure enough... these two guys ran away again...
"Madan, why don't you two come over and help?"
Tang Zhen shouted in a low voice.
At this time, the two rams walked over with their heads poking around, and when they saw that it was a yellow skin, they boldly stepped forward, ready to get rid of this thing that scared them...
At this time, Huang Pizi did something that everyone present did not expect:
I saw it standing up, facing the direction of the few people... pissed!
Tang Zhen was stupefied at first, paused for a while, and immediately flew into a rage...
"Fuck..." Tang Zhen yelled angrily, and threw the scabbard at Huang Pizi, but he leaned forward, ready to ask the Great Immortal to appreciate his saber skills...
A more shocking scene happened, I saw that the yellow leather made an iron bridge!An iron bridge that changes the parabola of urine!An iron bridge that dodged Tang Zhen's scabbard in an instant!
Then immediately turned around, jumped off the haystack, ran along the base of the wall!
Tang Zhen chased after him, but lost sight of him in the blink of an eye...
Depressed, Tang Zhen picked up his scabbard, walked back and said:
"Did you two see it just now? I'm afraid this thing has become a spirit? It actually made such a movement... Eh? You are lying on the ground... vomit... what smell... vomit..."
'What the hell does it smell like?It's like a pair of sweaty feet that got athlete's foot in [-]. They haven't been washed for decades. After climbing a mountain for a day, I took off my socks and scraped out mucus mixed with dust in the crevices of my toes... and then zoomed in ten times Double the stink! '
An unknown stench directly vomited the two brothers, Da Niu and Er Niu, on the ground. After all, Tang Zhen had practiced, but he retched from being smoked, and with his strong will, returned them both to the ground. The 'meat porridge' in my throat, I swallowed it forcibly...
Then he held his breath, stepped forward quickly, and dragged the two brothers who were lying on the ground to tens of meters behind him before stopping.
At this time, Tang Zhen had already burst into tears—careless, no flash!This thing is not only smelly, but also very hot on the eyes...
They waited for half an hour, smoked all the cigarettes on their bodies, and then slowly recovered...
At this time, Li Daniu said with lingering fear:
"Boss, what is this thing? Is it poisonous..."
Tang Zhen said bitterly: "It must be this yellow man's urine... Ma Dan, don't let me touch it, and if I touch it again, I will use my 'Zhu Xian Sword' to blow its dog... the mouse head..."
At this moment, Kaishan Dao has been officially named 'Xianxian Sword'-although it is a different variety...
On the other hand, Li Daniu looked at Tang Zhen's furious expression, and didn't dare to say anything, didn't dare to ask anything...
Just like that, a few people lost their minds on patrolling, but they didn't sneak back home. They took a nap at the entrance of the village and stayed up all night...
It was bright day, Tang Zhen asked the two to guard the haystack, so as not to let the villagers get caught, and he ran to the old village head himself to report what happened that night...
..........................................
Tang Zhen and the old village head came to the side of the haystack. From a distance, there were already villagers watching, pointing and pointing, but the smell made them dare not go forward...
The old village chief frowned tightly, obviously he also smelled the stench, thought for a while, and said:
"Come on, everyone lend a hand and light this haystack..."
Of course not directly, everyone first cleared out a blank area around the haystack, and after making sure that the nearby houses could not be burned, a few villagers lit torches, and then threw them on the haystack far away...
The haystack was instantly ignited, and along with the black smoke, a more intense smell came, forcing everyone to step back for a while...
When the old village chief saw that the haystack was burning, he asked everyone to watch carefully, and they could only leave after the burning... Then he motioned for Tang Zhen to follow, and left...
"Master, do you have anything to tell me?"
Hearing Tang Zhen's words, the old village head stopped, looked around, found no one, and sighed:
"Troublesome! Xiao Tang, do you still remember that I told you about my leg injury?"
Tang Zhen nodded, and returned: "Remember, master, could it be that yellow leather..."
"Yes, and no... According to your description, that yellow-skinned child should have developed a spiritual intelligence and embarked on the path of alienation, but it has not yet entered the product!"
"However, this yellow leather child will definitely be able to enter! It's just a matter of time..."
Tang Zhen's expression froze, and he hurriedly asked.
"Not all strange beasts can cast strange spells, and those who can cast strange spells are all gifted... That yellow-skinned urine is the prototype of strange spells! I have seen a similar one before, and it is unique different…"
The old village chief sighed, and said to Tang Zhen:
"This kind of beast on the road to alienation has a strong sense of territory. Generally, there is only one in a range... You should pay attention to it in private, and don't let the villagers know..."
Separated from the old village chief, Tang Zhen was thinking about something while walking, and gradually revealed a sinister smile. A sinister, evil, and slightly playful plan gradually formed... Then, he walked home...
"I, Tang Zhen, are in charge of Mawangmiao Village... You, Li Daniu, the newly promoted double-flowered red stick in Mawangmiao Village... You, Li Erniu, the newly promoted white paper fan in Mawangmiao Village, cough..."
"The three of us were actually bullied by a beast. How can we mess around when word spreads? So I want revenge! Who supports it and who opposes it?"
Seeing the two sitting like cute babies, Tang Zhen nodded in satisfaction, and continued:
"But for revenge, there is still something missing... You go to 'borrow' two old hens, and then borrow some seasoning... Go door to door to borrow, the seasoning does not need too much, but each kind of thing must have...revenge action, start..."
It's getting dark, Tang Zhen's house...
"Boss, don't, boss, please..."
Li Erniu was pinned to the ground by his own brother and couldn't help crying.
"Erniu, I have wronged you, just pass it with patience..."
Tang Zhen looked at Li Erniu cruelly, then with a grin, he added half a pack of unknown powder into a can of chicken soup...
Li Erniu saw that the delicacy he had never tasted in his life was destroyed, his face was ashen, and the crystal tears slid down...
It was late at night, and the half-hidden door of Tang Zhen's house was opened... After waiting for a while, after confirming that there was no one in the house, a yellow-skinned dog walked in carelessly. Its target was a can of chicken soup on the table …
I saw it come to the table, took a deep breath, unceremoniously picked up the meat in the jar and ate it...
After a while, the broth in the jar was wiped out, and Huang Pizi also showed a look of enjoyment...
It looked around, as if the room was boring, so it swaggered out again. Just as it reached the door, it found that its body had changed... Could it be that he was going to enter the class?
"Haha, Da Xian'er, how about our tribute? This is the pinnacle of our culinary skills!"
Tang Zhen came out of the hut calmly... He had been in there for several hours, even out of fear of scaring the snake, he was the only one here...
The change in the body made Huang Pizi's brain a little confused, he was stunned for a moment, and then ran away immediately, but his movement was a little slow...
Seeing this, Tang Zhen immediately followed...Tonight, let's hunt and kill those creatures caught in the darkness!
(End of this chapter)
The village chief nodded and said, "There is such a thing? Let's go and see..."
"Madan, I think it's laughing at me, no, it's mocking me, provoking me..."
Tang Zhen said bitterly...
Time to go back to the face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling last night...
"What the hell?" Tang Zhen was startled, and immediately raised his knife to be on guard.
It's a little far away, so I can't see clearly with the torch...
Tang Zhen approached slowly, and after a closer look, it turned out to be a yellow leather child!
This yellow skin is slightly bigger and stronger than the usual ones, with a tuft of white hair on top of its head, it doesn't look old, and its eyes still have a sly look...
This yellow-skinned child is not afraid of people, with an anthropomorphic smile on the corner of its mouth, staring at Tang Zhen, as if planning some bad idea...
"What am I supposed to be? It turns out to be a great fairy. Come on, little ones, let's invite the great fairy to come down to our house to drink and eat meat..."
As he said that, he motioned to Da Niu and Er Niu to surround him from both sides, so as not to let Da Xian'er run away... But, there was no response...
Tang Zhen's heart skipped a beat, and when he looked back, sure enough... these two guys ran away again...
"Madan, why don't you two come over and help?"
Tang Zhen shouted in a low voice.
At this time, the two rams walked over with their heads poking around, and when they saw that it was a yellow skin, they boldly stepped forward, ready to get rid of this thing that scared them...
At this time, Huang Pizi did something that everyone present did not expect:
I saw it standing up, facing the direction of the few people... pissed!
Tang Zhen was stupefied at first, paused for a while, and immediately flew into a rage...
"Fuck..." Tang Zhen yelled angrily, and threw the scabbard at Huang Pizi, but he leaned forward, ready to ask the Great Immortal to appreciate his saber skills...
A more shocking scene happened, I saw that the yellow leather made an iron bridge!An iron bridge that changes the parabola of urine!An iron bridge that dodged Tang Zhen's scabbard in an instant!
Then immediately turned around, jumped off the haystack, ran along the base of the wall!
Tang Zhen chased after him, but lost sight of him in the blink of an eye...
Depressed, Tang Zhen picked up his scabbard, walked back and said:
"Did you two see it just now? I'm afraid this thing has become a spirit? It actually made such a movement... Eh? You are lying on the ground... vomit... what smell... vomit..."
'What the hell does it smell like?It's like a pair of sweaty feet that got athlete's foot in [-]. They haven't been washed for decades. After climbing a mountain for a day, I took off my socks and scraped out mucus mixed with dust in the crevices of my toes... and then zoomed in ten times Double the stink! '
An unknown stench directly vomited the two brothers, Da Niu and Er Niu, on the ground. After all, Tang Zhen had practiced, but he retched from being smoked, and with his strong will, returned them both to the ground. The 'meat porridge' in my throat, I swallowed it forcibly...
Then he held his breath, stepped forward quickly, and dragged the two brothers who were lying on the ground to tens of meters behind him before stopping.
At this time, Tang Zhen had already burst into tears—careless, no flash!This thing is not only smelly, but also very hot on the eyes...
They waited for half an hour, smoked all the cigarettes on their bodies, and then slowly recovered...
At this time, Li Daniu said with lingering fear:
"Boss, what is this thing? Is it poisonous..."
Tang Zhen said bitterly: "It must be this yellow man's urine... Ma Dan, don't let me touch it, and if I touch it again, I will use my 'Zhu Xian Sword' to blow its dog... the mouse head..."
At this moment, Kaishan Dao has been officially named 'Xianxian Sword'-although it is a different variety...
On the other hand, Li Daniu looked at Tang Zhen's furious expression, and didn't dare to say anything, didn't dare to ask anything...
Just like that, a few people lost their minds on patrolling, but they didn't sneak back home. They took a nap at the entrance of the village and stayed up all night...
It was bright day, Tang Zhen asked the two to guard the haystack, so as not to let the villagers get caught, and he ran to the old village head himself to report what happened that night...
..........................................
Tang Zhen and the old village head came to the side of the haystack. From a distance, there were already villagers watching, pointing and pointing, but the smell made them dare not go forward...
The old village chief frowned tightly, obviously he also smelled the stench, thought for a while, and said:
"Come on, everyone lend a hand and light this haystack..."
Of course not directly, everyone first cleared out a blank area around the haystack, and after making sure that the nearby houses could not be burned, a few villagers lit torches, and then threw them on the haystack far away...
The haystack was instantly ignited, and along with the black smoke, a more intense smell came, forcing everyone to step back for a while...
When the old village chief saw that the haystack was burning, he asked everyone to watch carefully, and they could only leave after the burning... Then he motioned for Tang Zhen to follow, and left...
"Master, do you have anything to tell me?"
Hearing Tang Zhen's words, the old village head stopped, looked around, found no one, and sighed:
"Troublesome! Xiao Tang, do you still remember that I told you about my leg injury?"
Tang Zhen nodded, and returned: "Remember, master, could it be that yellow leather..."
"Yes, and no... According to your description, that yellow-skinned child should have developed a spiritual intelligence and embarked on the path of alienation, but it has not yet entered the product!"
"However, this yellow leather child will definitely be able to enter! It's just a matter of time..."
Tang Zhen's expression froze, and he hurriedly asked.
"Not all strange beasts can cast strange spells, and those who can cast strange spells are all gifted... That yellow-skinned urine is the prototype of strange spells! I have seen a similar one before, and it is unique different…"
The old village chief sighed, and said to Tang Zhen:
"This kind of beast on the road to alienation has a strong sense of territory. Generally, there is only one in a range... You should pay attention to it in private, and don't let the villagers know..."
Separated from the old village chief, Tang Zhen was thinking about something while walking, and gradually revealed a sinister smile. A sinister, evil, and slightly playful plan gradually formed... Then, he walked home...
"I, Tang Zhen, are in charge of Mawangmiao Village... You, Li Daniu, the newly promoted double-flowered red stick in Mawangmiao Village... You, Li Erniu, the newly promoted white paper fan in Mawangmiao Village, cough..."
"The three of us were actually bullied by a beast. How can we mess around when word spreads? So I want revenge! Who supports it and who opposes it?"
Seeing the two sitting like cute babies, Tang Zhen nodded in satisfaction, and continued:
"But for revenge, there is still something missing... You go to 'borrow' two old hens, and then borrow some seasoning... Go door to door to borrow, the seasoning does not need too much, but each kind of thing must have...revenge action, start..."
It's getting dark, Tang Zhen's house...
"Boss, don't, boss, please..."
Li Erniu was pinned to the ground by his own brother and couldn't help crying.
"Erniu, I have wronged you, just pass it with patience..."
Tang Zhen looked at Li Erniu cruelly, then with a grin, he added half a pack of unknown powder into a can of chicken soup...
Li Erniu saw that the delicacy he had never tasted in his life was destroyed, his face was ashen, and the crystal tears slid down...
It was late at night, and the half-hidden door of Tang Zhen's house was opened... After waiting for a while, after confirming that there was no one in the house, a yellow-skinned dog walked in carelessly. Its target was a can of chicken soup on the table …
I saw it come to the table, took a deep breath, unceremoniously picked up the meat in the jar and ate it...
After a while, the broth in the jar was wiped out, and Huang Pizi also showed a look of enjoyment...
It looked around, as if the room was boring, so it swaggered out again. Just as it reached the door, it found that its body had changed... Could it be that he was going to enter the class?
"Haha, Da Xian'er, how about our tribute? This is the pinnacle of our culinary skills!"
Tang Zhen came out of the hut calmly... He had been in there for several hours, even out of fear of scaring the snake, he was the only one here...
The change in the body made Huang Pizi's brain a little confused, he was stunned for a moment, and then ran away immediately, but his movement was a little slow...
Seeing this, Tang Zhen immediately followed...Tonight, let's hunt and kill those creatures caught in the darkness!
(End of this chapter)
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