This is really Gao Wu

Chapter 8 What a pity
"You're so tall, you're so weird..."

Tang Zhen didn't dare to move, so he had to listen carefully, and quietly pulled the thin blanket covering Li Daniu's body. Hearing this, he didn't dare to move again...

"Hey, don't pretend to be dead, seal yourself with a quilt, and you won't attack, are you two?" At this time, the voice came again, and it broke his own thoughts. It's really terrifying... Tang Zhen I think that voice might be mocking me...

"Maybe? That's for sure...I, the system, your golden thighs...you have the ability to travel through time, so what the hell are you talking about!" Tang Zhen immediately found the core of this sentence!
"System, is it your mother?" Tang Zhen calmed down and asked softly.

"It's me, it's not my mother, can you not make typos... Also, are all the travelers so unskilled now? Just tell me in your heart. If you say it with your mouth, it won't make me look low-end ?” The system continued to mock.

"Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope~~"

"???"

"Ahem, the artillerymen are running side by side to the north~~Hey, system, I'm Tang Zhen, please answer if you hear it, please answer if you hear it~~~ Why don't you talk, is it a bad signal or a dead battery?"

"That's enough, you bastard, goddamn there is no signal, goddamn it's out of battery!" the system avatar roared at Tianzun, roaring at Tang Zhen.

"Maybe it's because there's no phone bill..." Tang Zhen said shyly.

"...Destroy it, I'm tired, I'm going to blow up your dog's head, believe it or not?" If the system has veins, it must be violent now...

"I'm really stupid, really, look at other people's systems, that's what life is like... And what about me? How can I have such a bastard like you!" If the system has eyes, it must be blind now …

"I don't think I can get along in the system circle anymore... I will be kicked out of the group..." If the system had a mouth, it must be muttering now...

"Brother, I don't want to either. I'm just an ordinary novice traveler, and my character design is like this; if I want to be as decisive as the middle and late stages, with a cold and selfless face, a jade tree facing the wind, and a romantic... Then I need another The process of growing up, this process cannot be done without the guidance of a good brother like you..." Tang Zhen said aggrievedly, and offered a flattery.

After all, it's about his dog... the head, Tang Zhen dare not bet, what if it is true?So, to my golden finger...ah no, golden thighs, don't be ashamed!
"Forget it, there are more than 700 words in the front, it's ok...Let's get down to business first, what do you want to ask?" The system sighed, and didn't care about the previous things, after all, this life has to go on, right? ?

"Brother System, can you let me wear it back? There is no other meaning, it's just that my wife Cao Fen makes a pot of corn ribs soup every day when I get off work. I have been missing for several days. She must be very sad..." Tang Zhenyu was sad , begged the system.

"Hey, wake up, where did you get your wife from? Although I just started it officially, it doesn't mean I don't know the outside world, including before you crossed... Isn't your wife called 'Yijian Learning Materials'?" The system sneered. , punctured Tang Zhen's mouthful of nonsense.

"Public toilet? Come in if you want to wear it, go out if you want to wear it out? Can't go back!" The system further extinguished Tang Zhen's fantasy.

"Ah? I think so too... But Brother System, look, this world is so dangerous, you have to give me something to keep me close... What super-grade fairy art, high-grade fairy artifact, god-grade mount, top-grade fairy...anything is fine..." Tang Zhen asked shamelessly.

"...Am I asking too much? It's okay to give me a little less... If I can't do it, I can give it to a Transformer..." Tang Zhen said cautiously when he saw that the system was silent.

"Hey, Tang Er Er, don't talk about it. If you continue to talk like this, I really want to blow my head...Forget it, listen to me, and ask if I don't understand." The system said helplessly.

"Okay, the boss of the system, but don't call me Tang's second child, it sounds weird..." Tang Zhen turned into a good boy and made a small protest to the system.

"Don't call me the boss of the system. Since your name is Tang Zhen, also known as the second brother of Tang, and I am your system's golden thigh, just call me Gu Tianluo..." The system obviously did not accept Tang Zhen's suggestion.

"...Okay Boss, yes Boss."

"Ma Dan, it's more than 500 words...Let's talk about the rules, this world is a world of high martial arts..."

"Wait, boss, isn't it the world of cultivating immortals? Aren't you the system of cultivating immortals?" Tang Zhen interrupted the system just after it started.

"Of course not, this world used to be able to cultivate immortals, but now it has degenerated into a world of high martial arts..."

"Then why do you call it 'a battle-tested and rusted immortal cultivation system'? If you can't cultivate immortals, what's your use? And what's the matter with the warriors and beasts in this world? Is this really a high martial arts?" The system didn't say a few words and then Interrupted by Tang Zhen, even the boss stopped calling... System status -1!

"Don't interrupt me, you can ask after I finish speaking..." The system's temper obviously started to get irritable, but it continued to talk.

"I just crossed over, I named it randomly, made a panel and threw it to you, in case you wouldn't think about it and do something stupid, but it was not officially opened. (Royal translation: I just wrote a book, no outline, no goal, no plot idea I made it up a few times... Now I have to come back with a blunt circle TT)”

"At that time, I had to analyze the inspiration, and if I got stuck, I didn't care about you. Now that I have finished the preliminary work, the system can be officially opened."

"I learned from the analysis of the remaining inspirations in the world... oh, or what is called Dao Yun, that this world could still attain Taoism and cultivate immortals thousands of years ago; suddenly, the world has undergone a major change, the spiritual energy has dissipated, and the spiritual energy accompanying the spiritual energy has also become broken. unbearable..."

"What's interesting is that the spiritual energy is 'dead' but not completely dead, otherwise the spiritual energy will not remain... This is the martial artist training system and the strange beast... or the monster race..."

"That's about the information. The inspiration analysis is very slow and broken. Even if the analysis reveals that there is no real knowledge, I don't understand the specific meaning... What do you want to say?" After the system finished speaking, it asked Tang Zhen.

"Eh... there are too many slots, I don't know how to spit... By the way, since this world has no spiritual energy, how can you help me cultivate immortality?" Tang Zhen asked.

"Turtle, if you can't cultivate immortals, you can practice martial arts... Let me introduce you solemnly: I come from the Dafeng cultivating civilization, the 'Basic Learning System for Beginner Disciples', many heavenly and real immortals, when they first stepped into the world of cultivating immortals, Through my teachings, I will lay a solid foundation for killing people and seizing treasures, and being called the ancestors."

"I have a lot of cultivation methods that point directly to the Dao, including the refining methods of immortal artifacts and artifacts, elixir, talisman and magic array, including "Three Thousand Questions on Cultivation of Truth and Art", "On the One Hundred and Zero of Luding and Shuangxiu" "Eight Methods" has all these miscellaneous knowledge!"

"I can even extract Dao Yun directly from the inspiration, which will make you suddenly realize!" the system said proudly.

At the beginning, Tang Zhen was disappointed when he heard that the system was only a primary system, but he immediately became hopeful when he heard the following words, and quickly said: "Master System, give me some, just give me anything, I don't choose... "

"However, except for some core functions, everything else is gone... After all, time travel is not a treat for dinner, so it's normal to have less things... Right? So 'rusty and battle-tested' is just a Siegow-style adjective, and the latter Broken...that's really broken-the name is not random..." The system also found that he was a little bragging, and said embarrassingly.

"...Dog system, are you fucking playing with me? Who the hell asked your name. There is nothing, so what use are you for?—The 'one hundred and eight postures' are really gone?" Tang Zhen Furious, he immediately lowered the mouth movement of the system that had just been upgraded to the 'uncle level' to the lowest level.

"Ma De, the system has other functions... In this way, you can first find a book on martial arts, or someone else taught it, even the lowest one... Then you will know the magic of this system."

"Also, go through the formal process!"

"Ding, you participated in a gangster fight and gained experience points..."

"Ma Dan, forget it, let me explain to you, this experience value is the points generated by the disciples of the original cultivation civilization, going down the mountain to experience, refining the heart in the world of mortals, slaying demons and eliminating demons, etc., which can originally be exchanged for immortal magic tools. Practice perception...I changed it after time travel, you first find the exercises and record them for me, and I will explain how to use them in detail...How to get it, go to the system log and study it yourself, if you write too much, it's like pouring water..."

"I'm going to analyze the inspiration, sometimes I get stuck...so don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and it's better not to look for me if you have something to do... hide and hide."

Tang Zhen was dumbfounded, and the calling system did not respond. He saw the [-]-point experience value added on the system panel, and he didn't know how to use it. He just saw in the log that even fighting and listening to others' bragging can increase the experience value. Tang Zhen felt ridiculous...

Tang Zhen was full of words, thinking about the exercises, and slowly fell asleep again.

Asleep Tang Zhen had a dream...

(End of this chapter)