Great Qin Xiuxian Biography

Chapter 1
Four in the morning.

The pattering rain finally stopped.

The dark clouds gradually dispersed, revealing two full moons, one red and one white.

Next to the main road, there are dense trees, and the pale red moonlight shines through the branches and leaves, and falls on the dilapidated public toilets.

The light in the toilet is weak and seems to go out at any time.

Everything is quiet, occasionally there are one or two muffled groans coming from the toilet:
"...

The day before is getting slower
Cars, horses, and mail are slow
Only love one person in a lifetime
......"

A handsome young man gritted his teeth, staring at the poem on the toilet door, clenching his fists as he read!
Pfft!
Instant relief.

The boy cleaned up, trampled to death a cockroach that suddenly appeared at his feet, and kicked it into the pit.

wow~
After watching the cockroach disappear into the sewer, I left.

The men's room was empty, and the boy quietly appeared in front of the sink like a ghost.

Swah——

The faucet was turned on, and the water of high-concentration bleaching powder rushed out, thick-white like milk-juice.

The young man stretched out his slender hands, while cleaning carefully, he looked at himself in the mirror.

Dim toilet, deep glass mirror, only the boy:
Eyebrows like flying swords, eyes as bright as stars, handsome face that is almost perfect, nose bridge that is straight but not obtrusive, lips as moist as jade... everything is just right.

Except for the grimy, mottled walls in the background, and a row of dark toilet doors like coffin slabs.

squeak--

A mouse the size of a bowl ran along the corner of the urine-stained wall and into the toilet where the boy was just now.

Gollum~
The sound of water bubbles came out.

Snapped!
The boy turned off the faucet, smiled brightly at himself in the mirror, and walked out of the men's room.

The sky is bright.

The lights at the entrance of the public toilet flickered, and a few moths fluttered against the glass lampshade.

Under the dim light, outside the women's toilet, a large group of women in white plain clothes lined up silently.

Some of them are plump and plump; some are slender and coquettish.Like epiphyllum blooming quietly in the night, the plain clothes are thin and the scenery is attractive.

However, all of them lowered their heads, covered their faces with long hair, and pointed their toes to the ground. There was a strangeness in their beauty.

The boy glanced at it, pretended not to see it, and left straight away.He is in a hurry to deliver pork to the pork shop, and he cannot delay.

"Hey! Young man! Don't go, wait for my servant!"

Suddenly, a soft and charming female voice came from behind.

"Young man, don't leave~"

"You can't abandon the slave family like this!"

The voice is so soft and long, it makes people tremble at the tip of their hearts.

The boy felt a chill on the back of his neck, as if a delicate and cold hand was gently stroking it.

"Young man, my family misses you."

A sweet voice rang in my ears, as if someone was lying on my back, and the cold breath was tickling my ears.

"Hurry up and send the pork there, or it will be too late."

The boy muttered twice, rubbed his hands, and returned to his electric tricycle, pretending not to feel the movement behind him.

"Young heartless young man, are you just abandoning the servant's house like this?"

"Look at the slave's house!"

"Just take a look!"

Riding on the electric tricycle, blowing the cool morning breeze, amidst the whine of the engine, the boy rushed towards the Ximen vegetable market without looking back.

In the sky, the remaining clouds were blown away by the wind, and two full moons hung high, one red and one white.The white is bleak, the red is alluring, and the red and white moonlight is intertwined strangely, illuminating the world.

According to legend, those are two eyes.

It really does look like eyeballs.

Paradoxically overlooking the earth.

Not far away, the door of a nightclub opened, and under the resplendent lights, a group of girls dressed in white and with long fluttering hair quietly lined up in a long line and came out one after another.

They came to the side of the road.There were a dozen cars parked there.Next to each car, there is a paper man wearing a servant hat, thick blush, bright lips, painted with a pair of red phoenix eyes, and as tall as a real person.

The paper figurine twisted its waist, pinched the orchid fingers, and opened the car door for the girls.

The girls walked gracefully into the paper hearse one by one.

There is a wreath on each paper hearse.On the wreath, the red flowers are full, bright and magnificent.In the middle of the wreath, white paper flowers are inlaid into a pale, huge Chinese character "Dian".

The boy held his breath and stayed away silently.

This is life, there will always be some abnormalities.

It's normal to see more.

It's just that the boy didn't want to cause trouble, but the group of girls clung to him.

A paper hearse drove to the side of the tricycle and moved forward side by side.The car window fell, and the servant raised the corners of his bright red mouth.

"Handsome boy, can I give you a ride?"

The boy pretended not to hear, and accelerated the speed of the tricycle.

The streets in the early morning are very deserted, and there are not even people.On the spacious road, there is only one electric tricycle and a dozen paper hearses.

As the car moved forward, the street lights of the entire street began to flicker frantically.

"Handsome boy, my lady said, as long as you get in the car, you can do whatever you want." The paper hearse was side by side with the boy again, and the servant's tone was very flat.

At the same time, other paper hearses changed lanes one after another and cooperated with each other, trapping the boy in the middle.

"Handsome young man, my sisters just want to find you to relieve their boredom, so why do you hesitate?" The window of the paper hearse on the other side fell, and the corner of the servant's bright mouth had been split up to the ear.

The boy knew that he could no longer pretend to be invisible, so he replied:
"It's stuffy in the car, why don't you let my sisters ride in my convertible, and I'll take them for a ride!"

The corners of his mouth raised, and he said jokingly, "Wait a minute, the fire will burn, the earth will shake, and your car will be burned or collapsed, that would be bad."

"Yo! It turns out that the young man who looks so sunny and serious is also so bohemian in his heart!" A woman's chuckle sounded in the boy's ear, and at the same time a cold little hand was placed on his shoulder.

It was like a piece of ice was placed on his shoulders, making the boy shiver from the cold.

"Handsome young man, I'll take care of you, giggling~" The tip of the hair scratched the young man's neck lightly, and the woman's charming smile teased him.But he didn't know when the woman got into his car.

"Sister, why worry?" The young man's expression remained unchanged, enduring the pain of his shoulder being frozen, he concentrated on riding his bike, and said with a smile, "Look at the two moons in the same sky at this time, the moonlight is like a veil, misty and misty."

"And this earth is like a big bed covered with veils. On such a beautiful day, the two of us are the only ones who are happy. Isn't it lonely?"

"Oh? Then what do you want?" The cold little hands behind him gradually slid down the back, and the coldness moved down. Layers of thin ice formed on the boy's back, and then melted.

"Little Xianggong is really angry!" The little hand stopped, and gently drew circles on Wang Mang's back waist, circles of thin ice rippling.

Damn female ghost!
Consume my yang energy!

The young man remained hidden, dormant all the spiritual power in his body, preventing the other party from discovering the slightest thought of resistance in him.

Hurry up, we're almost at the vegetable market, let's delay for a few more minutes.

Thinking this way, the boy replied:
"That's why I need my sisters to come together to calm my anger." He smiled even brighter, "The moonlight is the curtain, the sky is the quilt, and the ground is the bed. My husband and I drive a convertible car and my sisters go crazy together."

"So, okay?"

"Ah! I'm ashamed to death!"

"Little Xianggong is so shameless!"

"I like it in my heart!"

……

As soon as the young man finished speaking, his whole body instantly fell into a hole in the ice, and his whole body was covered with thin ice.Pairs of cold little hands caressed all over his body recklessly.

At the same time, Yingyingyanyan's female voice sounded from behind him, with a hint of joy in the softness, and a little eagerness in the joy.

Seen from a high altitude, an electric tricycle is surrounded by more than a dozen paper hearses.The tricycle was galloping on the main road, and the boy turned the handlebars upright, and his whole body was immediately frozen by thin ice.

And on the boy's body hung a group of white-clothed women fluttering in the wind.Long hair fluttering, clothes fluttering.The women lay horizontally like pale paper, blowing in the wind.

"Oops! Play off!"

The moment the boy's whole body was frozen, he immediately came to his senses, his spiritual power exploded, erupting like a volcano, turning into a spherical shock wave, and blasting the woman hanging on his body into the air.

In a blink of an eye, without stopping, he turned backwards into the carriage, picked up a pig with one hand, carried it on his shoulder, and jumped onto the roof of the paper hearse on the right.

The moment the roof of the paper hearse collapsed, it jumped up again, crossed the green belt, and landed on the sidewalk.

Without stopping for a moment, the boy carried the pig and fled towards the vegetable market.

"Little Prime Minister is taking a break!"

With a scream, the paper hearses exploded one after another, and the paper servants spun like discs and chased after the boy.

hiss~
The shrubs in the green belt have been cut down, and the poles of the street lamps have been cut off.

The servants laughed strangely, and came behind the boy in the blink of an eye at a fast speed.

"Don't worry, Mr. Xiang, we will put you back together after we chop you up."

The sharp wind made the boy's back ache.

"Three, two, one!"

The boy calculated the timing, accelerated suddenly, and then rushed up the vertical wall.

The servants whirled forward, shot in the air, puff puff puff, one by one into the wall.

The young man heaved a sigh of relief, and ran towards the vegetable market on the wall without stopping.

"Xiao Xianggong, if you are so disobedient, don't blame the servants for slicing you up."

The woman's voice came again.

"Wait! Ma'am, you are so ignorant. How could I run away, my husband?"

The boy had already felt the coolness on his back, and immediately replied, "Lady, do you know that I am playing a game in the world with you?"

"Oh? What game?"

"The game is called: you chase me, if you catch me, I will let you hehehe!"

"Giggle~" The laughter got closer, "Xiao Xianggong, you are so good or bad!"

"Men are not bad, beautiful women don't love!"

"Oh, I hate it!~" The woman replied shyly and smiled coquettishly, "Sisters, let's chase after the little husband!"

"Who will catch up first..."

The woman's voice suddenly became sharp and sharp, "Whoever cuts up the little husband first, quack quack~"

juvenile:……

"Cut yourself!"

At this moment, the young man leaped forward, holding the hind legs of the pigs with both hands, infusing the two pigs with spiritual power, turning them into rotating roulettes, and swung the woman away.

boom!
The boy landed, stood at the entrance of the vegetable market, turned around and looked behind him hanging in the air, trying to cut his own female ghost.

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(End of this chapter)