Great Qin Xiuxian Biography

Chapter 30 Xianggong, you are here!

Local Pork Bun Shop.

Wang Mang carried a pig and kicked open the gate.

"Boss, the pig is coming!"

boom!
Wang Mang threw the pig on the dining table.

wow~
Pig viscera, pig blood, and pig feces flowed out of the pig's stomach.

In an instant, the entire store was filled with a disgusting stench.

"Goddamn Wang Mang, you are ruining my business!"

In the back kitchen, a chubby boss with a big pig's head rushed out, holding a butcher's knife in his hand.

"Wang Mang, you should die!"

The boss was shaking with anger.

"Hey, boss, don't be angry, it's not that you are tired every day, so I thought of this way to let you rest for a day, so as not to be exhausted." Wang Mang comforted.

"I would like to thank you!" The boss walked over step by step, his pig's eyes glowing red, "If I'm exhausted, I'll get sick, and if I don't have any business, I'll starve to death!"

"I really want to thank you!"

As soon as the words fell, the boss swung a knife and slashed.

At this time, Wang Mang had already thrown out the pig, and at the same time attacked and killed it from the side.

"In that case, you should rest well."

The razor stabs the boss in the chest.

After a while, Wang Mang, covered in filth, walked out of the shop, holding a razor and a butcher's knife in each hand.

Laoliang Braised Meat Shop.

Wang Mang carried a pig and threw it into the big iron bucket of stewed meat.

wow~
All kinds of mutilated and boiled human hands and feet overflowed from the iron bucket.

"Boss, I heard you want to kill me?"

Wang Mang stared at the shivering pig-head boss in the corner and asked.

"Well, Wang Mang, if you have something to say, talk it out. In business, peace is the most important thing. Fighting and killing are so disappointing..." The boss smiled obsequiously.

"But I heard you're going to kill me?" Wang Mang stepped forward with a smile on his face.

The blood-stained face was full of evil, looking like a villain.

"How is it possible, without you, where would I ask for pork in the future!" The boss swore, and the pig's head was furious, "Someone must arrange me! Wang Mang, don't listen to those villains!"

"Then who do I listen to?" Wang Mang licked his lips and asked.

"Listen..." Boss Zhutou thought for a moment, then suddenly jumped up, and a steel rod in his hand pierced Wang Mang's throat with lightning speed.

clang!
The butcher's knife slashed open the steel drill, and the razor slashed the boss's throat.

"Uh uh uh~" Boss Pig's eyes widened and he fell to the ground.

"I know you're not being honest!"

Wang Mang put away the steel drill and left the braised meat shop.

……

When Wang Mang came to the Ximen vegetable market, he already had a bunch of tools hanging from his waist.

The tools kept jingling and shaking as he walked.

"Brother Liu, the pig is here!"

Wang Mang put the two pigs on the desk, turned around and left.

"Hey, Wang Mang, why are you leaving?" Brother Liu shouted.

"Oh, there's another one."

Not long after, Wang Mang carried Uncle Yang and threw him on the desk.

"How are the three pigs?" Wang Mang asked with a smile while wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth with his index finger.

Brother Liu was stunned, and smiled, "This is a good relationship. Although the third pig is a little smaller, it has more lean meat."

"Of course." Wang Mang took off a bunch of tools from his waist and threw them on the desk, "And this."

"This..." Brother Liu was puzzled.

"Of course it's an apology to Brother Liu."

"apologize?"

Zheng!
The razor flashed.

"Brother Liu, don't blame me. In the dream, you pay for what you pay for. You sold the pig you turned into a pig, but I was sliced ​​up and sacrificed to the heavens. The pain was excruciating. This is a little repayment to you." Wang Mang took Brother Liu's body. Throw it on the desk.

"Husband!" Aunt Liu exclaimed, rushing forward with a bone-chopping knife.

"Sister-in-law Liu, I'm sorry!" Wang Mang said in a low voice.

Not long after, Wang Mang put Brother Liu's body on the desk and began to draw symbols.

These talismans were drawn by Brother Liu on him last time, so I wrote down the drawing method of the runes based on my feeling.

"The six animals are prosperous, and the pigs are in the universe!"

puff! ~
After the white smoke passed, Brother Liu turned into a pig.

In the same way, Uncle Yang and Aunt Liu also became pigs.

On the pork stall, five pigs were neatly arranged.

The bone cutter stood on the cutting board.

Wang Mang took off his blood-soaked clothes, put on Brother Liu's black leather coat with his upper body bare, then poured himself a glass of red wine, held the goblet, and drank gracefully.

Looking at the scarlet wine, he suddenly thought of a movie he had seen in his previous life, the scene at the beginning of the movie:

Do you think you can't be found if you hide?It's useless, you are such a handsome man, no matter where you are, you are like a firefly in the dark, so bright, so outstanding!
Your melancholy eyes, sad beard, amazing knife skills, and that glass of Dry Martin all fascinated me deeply!
……

Forget it, no matter what, he is always the unique and handsome pork prince in my mind.

...Isn't that what I'm talking about?
"Ha ha!"

In the empty and dark vegetable market, an uncontrollable laughter suddenly resounded.

The pork stall was surrounded by darkness, except for the light where Wang Mang was.He was like standing in the center of a dark stage, illuminated by the only light.

Facing the darkness in front of him, Wang Mang smiled and raised his glass,
Said:

"cheers!"

……

"This is where?"

The pervert king ran in the street in horror, behind him, the deep darkness pushed across like a wall.

"where is this place?"

"Help! Little Fairy, help!"

The pervert king clearly remembered that after he made an agreement with the little fairy, he entered Wang Mang's body.

He also knew that the little fairy moved Wang Mang to the bed and then made lunch.

At that time, he felt quite boring, and then wandered around in Wang Mang's body.I have to say, this body is really handsome, looking at it makes him greedy.

It's just that he didn't expect that he suddenly appeared on a big road, and before he could react, he was run over by a pig-headed man riding an electric tricycle.

Then, in the dark like a tide, I chased the tricycle desperately, but I couldn't find it when I chased it into the city.

Suddenly, there was a burst of resentful and weeping opera sounds.

"The girl in the boudoir is bored, worried like the evening of spring, looking forward to the good news, waiting for the good news, but there is no news... full of lovesickness, who should I tell... helpless, the door hides the remnant spring and feels sad..."

Actress!
As an elephant aunt, the King of Perverts, who didn't know how to do this, immediately ran towards the source of the opera sound.

Anyway, scurrying around like a headless chicken, so at least there is a direction.

The Pervert King was determined and speeded up.

The voice of singing is getting louder and louder, shuttling through the streets and alleys of the whole city, the voice is faint, echoing over the city.

"This singing skill is really amazing!"

The pervert king sighed inwardly, and when he saw the bright lights ahead, he rushed over without stopping.

wow~
It's like the tide is hitting the shore, like thousands of bead curtains falling from the eaves.

The pervert king found out that he came to a quaint street.

On Qingshiban Road, there is an old mansion on the side of the road, and red lanterns hang high at the entrance of the mansion.

With his arrival, the rain suddenly became smaller.

Pattering, misty, like the silk of Jiangnan water town.

"Where is this?"

The pervert king was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that he was holding an oiled paper umbrella in his hand at some point. He was no longer illusory. Instead, he was wearing a bright red brocade robe, a high hat, hairpins around his ears, and matching waistbands. Bought a piece of Huanglong jade.

"This……"

Feeling the real touch of the body, the pervert king was stunned for a moment.After being a ghost for so many years, he has never experienced it.The current appearance was his favorite when he was an elephant girl.

After a long time, he calmed down and started walking towards the source of the opera sound.

The spacious bluestone road has a high wall of vermilion lacquer on one side and a gurgling river on the other. There is a small boat by the river, bathed in rain.

"cheers!"

Wang Mang raised his glass and looked at the lights that appeared on the other side of the endlessly dark stage, the picturesque scenery in the lights, and the strangers in red brocade robes.

The stranger's face is like jade, and his demeanor is natural in his steps. He doesn't have the masculinity that a man should have, but has more feminine femininity.

"This is much more real than the movie!"

Wang Mang leaned in front of the pork stall, sipping red wine while looking at the King of Perverts.

The Pervert King came to the gate of a compound along the bluestone road, and there were two white lanterns hanging at the gate of the compound.The compound gate was open, as if waiting for him to enter.

"White lantern?"

The Pervert King hesitated for a moment, "Anyway, I'm dead, as long as I don't lose my soul, what else can I be afraid of?"

While thinking, the pervert king stepped into the gate.

After entering the gate, after several hundred steps, the pervert king came to a stage.

"... These days I don't think about tea, I eat and vomit, my face is yellow and thin, and my appearance is withered. I ask my heart and my heart, thinking about it, when will it be, when will it be, when will I be able to get rid of this gloom, gloom!"

The stage is empty, and there is only one opera singer on the stage.

"... full of sorrow~"

After the people on the stage sang the last line, they stayed there as if they were frozen, looking at the pervert king off the stage.

"Excuse me, sir, where is this place?" The King of Perverts was frightened by the sight, so he cupped his hands and asked.

Unexpectedly, the singer faintly heard a woman's voice:

"Sir, you are here!"

(End of this chapter)