Chapter 5

After hearing Zhang Pingfan's advice, Wang Mang's face couldn't help twitching.

The group of girls in front of me belonged to other classes.

At such a young age, there are many tricks!

Those who are handsome are not necessarily soft eaters!

Although it is delicious to eat soft rice.

Wang Mang watched them quarreling, ignored them, took a stick from the weapon rack, and played a trick.

Then rushed into the group of quarreling girls.

Snapped!
Snapped!
Snapped!
"Ouch, who stabbed me!"

"Shameless, who attacked me... ah! It's Wang Mang!"

"Hate!!"

……

"Have you had enough trouble?"

Wang Mang beat a group of little girls "without pain or itching" and glanced at them, "Do you think this is very powerful? Can it impress me?"

"In my eyes, your behavior is as disgusting as a sow in heat!"

This sentence was so serious that a group of girls immediately bowed their heads in shame.

"I don't know where you learned it from. A group of big ass people. If you don't learn, you just want to talk about love and flirt. Do you have any brains?"

Wang Mang didn't take care of their mood, his eyes were sharp and his tone was extremely severe,

"You are wasting time here, others have already run ahead! If you can't graduate by then, your family and friends will look down on you!"

"If you don't work hard now, as you get older, you can't keep up with your cultivation. Even if you are beautiful now, in a hundred years, you will not be a piece of loess, but a stinky old woman who everyone hates!"

"At that time, who will love you? Who will look at you?"

"Lonely, alone, helpless, no parents, no family, no children, no friends, let's see what you do!"

After hearing Wang Mang's angry reprimand, a group of little girls dared not speak aggrieved, and some even started to wipe their tears.

The grievance is not because of what Wang Mang said, but because Wang Mang is so fierce~
"That……"

At this moment, the little girl who had been watching from the sidelines and made candies for Wang Mang asked, "Then...Wang Mang, will you be angry?"

Wang Mang glanced at the other party. He was carved in pink and jade, and his big eyes were watery.

The little girl's name is Shui Qingrou, she lives in the same neighborhood as him, the sister-in-law appointed by Wang Mang's sister...

Wang Mang exhaled, knowing that Shui Qingrou was assisting, so he said seriously,
"meeting!"

"Then, how about we practice hard and catch up with you?" Shui Qingrou continued to ask.

"Hehe!" Wang Mang couldn't help laughing, looked around everyone, and said contemptuously, "Then you have to catch up with me too!"

"Okay! I will work hard!"

Shui softly narrowed his eyes happily, took a dagger from the weapon rack, and rushed into the forest without stopping.

"What about you?" Wang Mang looked at the other little girls. They were all the pride of heaven, otherwise they wouldn't have taken the skipping exam.

"I will work hard!"

Youshui took the lead, and the rather strong little girl rushed into the forest with a sledgehammer.

"I will try my best!"

"Wang Mang, I won't fall behind!"

"Wang Mang, the ends of the earth, I'm chasing you!"

……

A group of little girls regained their confidence and rushed into the forest.

At this time, seeing that the candidates had left, Wang Mang took out a black three-hole headgear from his arms and put it on his head, only showing his eyes and mouth.

In order to avoid the exam process, because he is too handsome, affecting the performance of those candidates...mainly troublesome, Wang Mang prepared this headgear in advance.

There is no way, he is too handsome, and he is also very troubled.

As for the clothes, the whole county wears the same combat uniform, and the nameplate of the school is torn off, so they can't be recognized at all.

After putting on the hood, Wang Mang, who looked like a robber, came to the weapon rack, put down his stick, changed into a pair of short iron crutches, and walked into the forest.

……

When Wang Mang disappeared into the forest, Principal Ma, who had been watching from the sidelines, burst out laughing.

"Hahaha~hahaha~ I laughed so hard, it turns out that being handsome is such an annoyance, but luckily I'm not handsome!"

The five teachers next to me were silent...

They didn't step forward to stop them just now, so they let the group of children solve it by themselves.

The laws of the Great Qin Empire made it clear that children under the age of xx can work and earn money, and most behaviors are judged according to the standards of adults.

Of course, for minors, the laws of Daqin also have strict protection, and others who harm minors will be punished more severely.

What's more, the exam has already started, it's not that you don't understand anything, you must learn to be responsible for your own actions.

"Teacher Ding, pay more attention to Wang Mang. The year before last her sister Wang Zhaoer was our school's signature, this year it should be his turn." Principal Ma finally recovered from his smile.

"Okay!" The middle-aged male teacher with a firm face and a tall figure replied.

He was the one who went to the classroom to call candidates.

"Also, I will add a sentence in his graduation evaluation later: this student can help teachers prevent students from puppy love."

"Uh...Okay." Teacher Ding remained expressionless.

"Also, that little girl who yelled 'Damn!' pretentiously, go back and find her parents."

"It's as big as Douding, so just learn from these messy things, and you'll be fine when you grow up.

"Okay!" Teacher Ding nodded, with a serious face, deeply convinced.

……

"Cuckoo~"

"Cuckoo~"

The forest was dark, and after a group of candidates entered the forest, they couldn't find their traces soon.

Wang Mang stepped on fallen leaves and dead branches, walking silently like a civet cat.

In the darkness, those deep eyes remained calm.Suddenly, a light flashed in his eyes, and Wang Mang swung the iron crutch in his hand like lightning.

boom!
A sneak attacking red wooden puppet bird was knocked into the air and exploded like firecrackers.

"Snapped!"

A clear sound of firecrackers sounded in this lonely forest.

Without hesitation, Wang Mang stepped forward.At the same time, the surrounding trees swayed and the wind picked up suddenly.

"Wow~ hey!"

"Aha - woohoo! . . . "

"Whoa-hoo-hee!--cheep!"

……

All kinds of weird bird calls sounded in all directions.

Wooden puppet birds of various shapes flew out from the dense branches and slammed into Wang Mang.

These birds are red, yellow, blue, black, white, green, orange...

Wang Mang was so familiar with the bird's shape and paint, as well as the effect of the explosion, and it was almost exactly the same as the bird in a certain game on Blue Star.

"angry Birds?"

"This is treating me like a fat pig..."

"Sure enough, even the traverser is involved?"

Wang Mang swung the iron crutch, knocking away the attack of the puppet bird, while the wind was blowing under his feet, and quickly left the area.

Those little birds exploded, and the damage wasn't that high. For him who was at the fifth level of body forging and the third level of Qi refining, it was not difficult to deal with these little birds.

The trouble is that once surrounded by these little birds, the exam time will be delayed.

"Crack!"

"Boom~"

Wang Mang finally left the area bombed by the bird.

"Sure enough, Angry Birds."

Wang Mang leaned against a big tree and took out a small red bird from his bosom.

This red bird is the Angry Bird Red in the once extremely popular game "Angry Birds" on Blue Star before crossing.

The Angry Bird Red in Wang Mang's hand did not explode, and the explosion spirit array inside the wooden puppet was destroyed by him and went silent.

"So, will we encounter Plants vs. Zombies in the future? Contra? Happy Landlord?"

"Or la la la Demacia?"

"A 5V5 battle in the canyon?"

"One knife, 999, and an artifact?"

 Ask for a hug, ask for investment, okay~
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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