I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Riding a horse, he walked aimlessly for thirty or forty miles, and stopped in front of a rather stable and peaceful Zhuangzi.

After listening to the old farmer's nonsense for a while, and riding the horse for a while, the idiot emperor felt a little hungry and wanted to find a family to get some food.

"Da'er, don't do this, we have a manor house, so let's divide those Susukida a few mu less."

"No, I'm the eldest son. The manor left by my ancestors must belong to me. But, how can the second and third take up all those tens of acres of fertile land?"

"Eldest son, don't you still have more than [-] acres of paddy fields in Sichuan? The second and third children are your own younger brothers, so you can't be too heartless."

……

As soon as he entered Zhuangzi, there was a sound of dispute, which made Zhu Youjian slightly taken aback.

The common people in this mountain and wild place generally work very hard for a few acres of Susukida. Many people turned against each other when they separated, and in the end everyone couldn't leave a good one.

It's okay to meet a few reasonable people.

However, in the face of interests, human nature is the least worth testing.

Zhu Youjian rode slowly on horseback, came to the scene of a family quarrel, got off the horse, and then, as if nothing happened, squatted among a group of peasants watching the excitement, watching the excitement.

Since crossing over, he has become the so-called King Xin and Emperor Chongzhen. When the yellow robe was added to his body, he never had a chance to revisit his hobby of watching the excitement on the street. It has to be said that it is a pity.

"Eldest son, our family does not lack those few acres of mountainous Susukida, so why do you force your two younger brothers to death?"

"Father, it's not a question of whether to force or not, but the son has thought it over clearly. The two younger brothers are still young. If the family is too rich, they will easily develop the problem of being extravagant, father.

What's more, they are young, how can they grow up quickly without putting some pressure on life?
Therefore, father, son is all for the two younger brothers to have a good future in the future..."

These words were spoken with righteousness and dignity, and even the peasants who watched the excitement around them seemed to have some contemplative expressions on their faces.

Damn, it's too shameless!

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian spit on the ground and continued to listen to the boy's performance, but his thoughts gradually became vivid: "The pressure on Daming from the grassland ministries is not big or small. The most important thing right now is to get food." , to solve the problem of food and clothing for the basic people.

Put it here and fight every day, and restore the people's livelihood...'

'As long as I'm given three to five years to increase productivity, even two or three provinces, plus the land of Liaodong and Taiwan, Pengbao Island, will be enough to sweep the world and realize my original dream of being a prodigal. '

'So, how can we make those idiots on the Gobi Grassland calm down? '

"Shooting guns a while ago is one aspect, it can make those guys swell up one by one, look at each other not pleasing to the eye, and shoot at every turn to make trouble, it is Mao Yuanyi's trick. '

'The problem is... by the way, you can still play like this! '

"Okay, okay, you guys are so noisy, what's the matter!" Zhu Youjian stood up abruptly, and brushed aside the crowd carelessly, "Do you have any brains to keep arguing about such a simple matter?
What happened to the two younger brothers?Wasn't it born by your parents?It's fine if you occupy the ancestral house, after all, the imperial court has rules, and you are the eldest son, which is justified.

But what about your two younger brothers?When the family is divided, you have to take the majority of the several acres of mountainous Susukida, which is obviously wrong, right? "

Zhu Youjian's face was like a crown of jade, and his appearance was naturally extremely elegant and noble. Standing among a group of peasants, he looked especially outstanding and graceful, which made a large group of peasants feel ashamed.

So, what he said naturally makes sense.

"Old Zhaizi, as the boss, you can occupy it," Zhu Youjian immediately began to settle the lawsuit, "As for the land, livestock, and other things, they will be divided into three, and each of you three brothers will share.

Besides, your father is getting old, so he should also have a pension, right?
In this way, one is divided into four, your father and mother will have a share, and each of you three brothers will have a share. In the future, the second elder will enjoy serving by his side. After the second elder passes away, the land under his name will belong to the servant.

Well, let's do it like this. "

He is the emperor, so he didn't bother to discuss it with others, so he directly passed the decree.

"You you... fart!"

Others thought that what this young master said was very pleasing to the ear, as if it made sense, but the 'boss' was impatient: "You bastard who jumped out of nowhere, dare to meddle in our Liang family's affairs!"

Snapped!
With a slap on the mouth, the boss of the Liang family was directly beaten to the ground, three or four molars were spit out mixed with a mouthful of blood, and he didn't get up for a long time.

"What the hell, who gave you the guts to speak wild words?"

"Do you know whose world this is? Don't think that the emperor Zhu Youjian in the Forbidden City, who is graceful, romantic, loves the people like a son, benevolent, unparalleled, intelligent and wise... is too lazy to take care of your family. His eyes are like lightning, and his thoughts are all over the sky!"

"If you don't want to die, let me... really do it like this!"

"Otherwise, do you believe it if we kill you asshole?"

While talking, he turned his head to search for it, chose a poplar tree as thick as the mouth of a bowl, and walked forward slowly.

Bang bang bang!
With three punches in a row, the tree was broken and fell to the ground with a crash, startling a large group of peasants so that their mouths grew wide, and they didn't even notice the hala.

Oh no, this is meeting a peerless master?
Three punches broke a tree, and with one punch, a wild donkey might also be knocked down...

After pretending to be coercive, Zhu Youjian was in a good mood. He laughed and got on his horse: "All of you testify, and this matter will be handled according to what I said. If someone cheats, I will kill him!"

After finishing speaking, he spurred his horse and swung his whip, and headed straight to the mountain village where Mao Yuanyi was...

……

So, two hours later.

In a simple cave dwelling, it was raining patter outside, on the hot kang, Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, Mao Yuanyi, the war god of Ming Dynasty, and Miss Hongliu sat around a kang table, discussing in low voices.

The faces of the three people are each wonderful.

Zhu Youjian's face was full of complacency, as if with a snap of his fingers, the cavalry of all tribes in the grassland could be wiped out; Mao Yuanyi's face was cloudy and sunny, and he stretched out a few slender fingers from time to time, as if he was calculating something.

Miss Hongliu was just pure excitement.

She looked sideways at the idiot emperor who was eloquent in his 'speech', mist was rising from her watery eyes, and her whole body seemed to be a little sweet and hot, like a ripe honey Peach.

The idiot emperor only needs to poke his finger lightly, and a large puddle of water will flow down...

"We don't need to go shopping with those idiots at all," the idiot emperor said triumphantly, "I've thought about it over and over again, now they have guns in their hands and their waists are tough, don't they?
The problem is that their life is still very hard. In the land of Mobei and the land of bitter cold, if there is an impregnable city, there are a lot of fine wine, beautiful women, cattle and sheep, and thousands of herdsmen support them .

What day do you think this is?
A living immortal Buddha?Hehe, they must become immortal Buddhas, supreme beings in the world, idiots who can dominate the world with just a few gestures! "

The more Zhu Youjian thought about it, the more excited he became, he kissed Miss Hongliu on the cheek, and said with a grin: "Zhisheng, hurry up, mother-in-law, this is not the appearance of a real man."

Mao Yuanyi frowned slightly, and pondered a few times: "Your Majesty, this plan is very clever. The problem is, our Daming doesn't have that much money to feed those wolfhounds?"

"What's more, our Daming still has a lot of bad things. We are in urgent need of money, food, civilian husbands and technicians. How can we allocate some of our strength to help those wolves..."

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian chuckled and said, "This is the beauty, idiot!"

"Actually, we can play in a different position."

"Zhisheng, you must always remember that governing the world is not all about fighting and killing. Sometimes, it may really be eating, drinking, and gossiping."

"This is the way of the world, Zhisheng!"