red man

Chapter 134 The General Frog in the Lotus Pond ([-]rd update)

Another one who is not murderous.

Wei Hao still didn't smell the stench, so he knew there was something special about this frog.

Seeing it sitting on the lotus leaf, looking at the stage of the communal house, suddenly, there was a dense fog, and the fog filled the air, but it was as cold as ten miles of water and smoke.

When I smell it again, it turns out to be the fragrance of rice sandwiched with sweet-scented osmanthus, which is intoxicating.

In the mist, many boats appeared, all of them were people with no faces but only clothes. They rowed the boats to this place, and when they saw the stage of the communal house, they immediately started making noise.

"Oh, it's not the right time, I haven't seen a good show."

"This place is down and out, and it was very lively in previous years."

"Which show is it playing today? I want to hear a story about an idiot who hates a girl..."

"Why hasn't the show started yet?"

"Candied haws~~fried fruit~~salted peanuts~~Guest officer, please, please raise your leg..."

"Daddy~~ I want monkeys to fight tigers..."

Noisy and noisy, it looks like a market.

It's not just an ordinary market, but there are both water and land. Those who ride horses are on the shore, and those who take boats are in the water, which is even more crowded.

Only the lotus leaf on which the frog sits upright can never be overturned no matter how rough the boats and boats are.

It just rises and falls, bobbing and sinking in the waves, with a pair of swollen golden eyes, always staring at the stage of the communal house.

"Well……"

Wei Hao stroked his chin. Just now he wanted to kill the frog with a knife, but found that it was useless. It is a real and fake elf, different from other weird ones.

Cut off one, and another one will pop out immediately.

It's not that it's impossible to kill, it's just a waste of time.

Undoubtedly, the frog also came to slow him down.

Along the way, Wei Hao already understood that in addition to the first level, the first three levels used strength, and the other two levels were mostly related to strategic wisdom.

I also thought of the meaning of "Prajna" in Banruo Temple, which is wisdom, so I decided that if I wanted to pass the level quickly, I would either get stuck with bugs or have fast hands.

If you don't have both, you can only cheat or play cheats.

After thinking about it, he lowered his head and looked at the playlist in the story, and saw that although the wet area could not be seen clearly, the scenes before and after the fight and killing could be seen at a glance, and the suffering was very miserable, which did not fit the lively scene at all. Noisy atmosphere.

At that moment, Wei Hao began to think about it: "This frog wants to hear stories about gifted scholars and beauties, but I can't sing, Xiao Wang, you can only do it if you know the method. You are the Shaoqing of Dali Temple in the Orange Raccoon Country, and you should be able to sing two verses." ?”

"..."

Gouzi was speechless, are you treating me as a universal dog?
i am a dog! !
Yingying's eyes lit up in front of her, and she said hastily, "Master, just look at my concubine."

After all, Yingying got off the horse and turned around, her neon dress with sleeves and belt fluttering, looked really refined.

Her vermilion lips parted slightly, and she said, "Today I've been living in trouble and wandering in the mortal world. Thanks to Wei Sheng's pity, I would like to send him to the East China Sea. He is a talented man with a bright future, and his concubine is a maidservant in the Dajiang Mansion..."

After reading the opening words, a drum appeared out of thin air, and it made two thuds, which was considered a set point.

The frog's eyes lit up, and the body that was sitting upright actually moved twice, moving a little more seriously, looking serious.

"Green sky, field of yellow flowers, westerly wind is tight. The geese from the north return to the south..."

Yingying rolled up her sleeves, covered her face lightly, and looked at Wei Hao with tears in her eyes. They turned their heads and looked this way without a face.

However, Wei Hao's face was indifferent, and he said, "I never thought that Yingying would have such a talent."

Gouzi sighed, raised his paw silently, and wiped his face.

Sister Yingying is right!
My gentleman is Iron Man! !

As for Wei Jiawan's unwillingness to give up on the introduction, has the matchmaker's brain been pierced with a steel drill, scalded with tongs, or scissors?

Yingying's appearance is endearing, and she looks affectionately, and when she opens her mouth, she sings and sings, making people's hearts flutter even more regrettable. The audience said that Wei Sheng is a piece of wood, who only knows how to see him off, why don't he know how to send another love?

"... Arriving in the East China Sea, seeing people leave, I can't help but suffer, what mood do I have to deal with the Lord's order..."

"Yellow leaves are flying in the westerly wind, and the cold smoke and decaying grass are blurred. When I say 'Master, take care', why is my heart stabbed like a knife..."

At this point, the faceless people on the boat are all weeping unceasingly, and the green-skinned golden-threaded frog on the lotus leaf also "croaks", and its swollen eyes suddenly become moist.

Watching the drama, I feel more and more why Wei Sheng is so dull, unable to see Jiao'e's thoughts.

After listening to a few more paragraphs, the frog clenched its front paws into fists, and was so anxious that such a good relationship, why did it repeat itself like this?As long as Wei Sheng is more enlightened, he already has a good wife in the hall of his family.

"...I have pity on the tears in my court. The princess asked me all the time, but I didn't dare to tell my heart. It's just because my lover is seeking fame and fame. How can it only increase my sorrow..."

"...The mind is crazy, the heart is drunk, I only hope that there will be fate, and I will meet my lover in the middle of the night..."

Just listening to the bells bleakly rang, saying sad or sad, but happy or happy, it just made the idiot men and women even thinner, clinging to each other, not daring to let go.

When the frog on the lotus leaf heard this, it immediately yelled and croaked, its jaws rose and fell, and there were goose egg-sized bubbles on both sides. After a while, the frogs around them croaked more intensely.

Finally the sound vibrated, shaking the dew away, the mist dissipated, and the smoke dissipated. Looking again, there were no drums and gongs to accompany the singing, and there were no boats to watch the passengers. There was only a quiet river. The water here carried the people who passed by. Children, also still carry today's people.

It's just that people nowadays seldom come to the communal house to watch the theater. Such excitement is probably rare.

croak.

The green-skinned golden-threaded frog cried out again, and then said: "I am the general of the frog in the lotus pond, and I will clean up the mosquitoes for Shimen. Chixiagong, this time is very polite, thank you very much..."

After saying that, the rice field was divided into two, and a road was opened, and the golden rice waves rolled, and the sound of frogs was heard.

Wei Hao cupped his hands with a smile, and said to the frog, "Can you tell someone to stop me?"

"The first three levels, can someone tell me?"

"Never."

"That's not the case."

After all, the frog raised its legs and jumped into the water with a plop.

It's just that when the ripples spread, a ray of golden light rushed towards Wei Hao. Unexpectedly, the golden light hit Wei Hao's body with a "boom", and then circled around, unable to get in. In desperation, he had to Went to Yingying.

Wei Hao naturally knew that this was Shimen Baoguang, but it was a pity that all god-given streamers were useless, let alone this one.

Also with a wry smile: "This kind of chance is probably not for me."

Gouzi is also dumbfounded, his gentleman is indeed Iron Man!
Even if gods and Buddhas come, it is useless!
And Yingying, who got Baoguang, was overjoyed, she lifted her lotus feet happily, and she was able to step on the air. She was barefoot, and the tip of her toes was like a golden lotus flower, supporting her firmly, so that She cannot fall.

In three or two strokes, Yingying looked like a goddess, her sleeves fluttering, she was really pretty, put one foot on the horse's back, and made a gesture of bouncing the pipa, and when she turned around, she fell into Wei Hao's arms, but it's a pity... There is a dog!
The diaphragm should, the diaphragm should, the diaphragm should be very!

Gouzi feels aggrieved, always feels that he really has no appetite at the moment, and originally wanted to go to Beiyang Mansion to have a good meal.

"Master, look, I got a baby."

Yingying raised her lotus root arm, and saw that golden light turned into a gold bracelet, wearing it on her wrist, it was really beautiful, and it made Yingying's skin look even more smooth.

(End of this chapter)