red man

Chapter 152 It's Outrageous
Wei Hao felt a little sorry for asking a group of water kings to be "tray envoys", so he put down his bowls and chopsticks and said, "My gods, it's not necessary, it's not necessary, why don't we sit down and eat together?"

"Don't dare, dare, the red hero just wants to eat and drink well. The little gods heard that the red hero is coming, and they have long wanted to wait on the saddle..."

"..."

Wei Hao was speechless, thinking that there must be some reason for this group of local gods.

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief.

However, seeing that there was no fishy smell on them, it was not such a big deal after thinking about it.

So he ate the fish balls and asked: "But what's the problem? If there are monsters who don't have eyes, just say, I'll take care of it for you."

"This... this is not possible."

The man in the brocade robe with hairpin flowers was a little shy, and sprayed furiously in front of Qiu Shanwei, but when he came to Wei Hao, he rubbed his hands and whispered, "Chixiagong, I heard that the house in Chaohu Lake is very good, and there is a Dingshui Chang The spear deters evil spirits... such a superior cave, the little god has been practicing for three hundred years, but he has never thought about it."

"Haha, they were all flooded and soaked, and sooner or later they will rot. What kind of high-quality caves are there? It is estimated that they will rot away after living in a few months."

Wei Hao laughed, in front of him was a pot of meatballs in miso soup. The fishballs were skewered with bamboo sticks, roasted first and then boiled, covered with a thick layer of sauce, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, one bite at a time The mouth burst open, more exciting than octopus balls.

The mountain god of Liguo Mountain has a concubine who made small dishes during his lifetime. The pickled mustard prepared by himself is first washed with water to remove the salt, then cut into sesame seed-sized pieces and sprinkled on the sauce. It is delicious and delicious. Quite layered, but also a thorough way of eating.

Roasting skewers is not so enjoyable, thirty fish balls on a bamboo stick will be gone after a couple of swishes.

Although Sister Bai was already full, she suddenly found that watching Wei Hao eat was very enjoyable.

On the side, the little swallow held a string, as if beating a drum to cheer, and followed suit to eat, but she was too full, so Yingying had no choice but to help her touch her belly, which looked extremely funny.

"You can't say that, Lord Chixia."

Seeing that Wei Hao looked down on those underwater houses, the piebald python became anxious at that moment, and hurriedly said, "Mr. Chixia, this cave is not random. Little hairy gods like us manage a spring and a stream. Yes, it would be nice to have a hole to hide in. But all year round, there will always be wind, rain, ice, snow and hail, and if it is slightly severe, the hole will be destroyed."

"Isn't it enough to find a place to cover?"

"You can't go to a land with an owner, don't you think, Chixia Gong? But in an unowned land... like a little god, you can't save much in three to five hundred years. If you are caught by some big monster, just grab it." I just robbed him, and I can talk to him about it? This is a fight and I can't fight it. I ran to my boss to file a complaint. It might be okay if I didn't file a lawsuit. "

"..."

Hearing what the piebald python said, Wei Hao was stunned.

Thinking about it, you can be regarded as township civil servants anyway, but you are so hardworking?
But after thinking about it, yes, this matter always depends on the place.

Those who are as rich as Beiyang Mansion will naturally produce a bunch of people who don't have to worry about housing. The "Bai Bagong", "Qing Da Niangzi" and "Li Sanlang" he met in Wuchao County are just one. It was invited by two vixens.

The fathers of these two vixens are much better than the piebald python in front of the door.

"Mr. Chixia, take a step back. Even if the boss rewards you, you don't want to stay in the house if you help. Maybe you help once or twice, but can you still help ten times and eight times? No matter how much affection, it should fade away."

After finishing speaking, the piebald python said again, "One more thing, we little hairy gods, most of them are family members, and in this situation, they still manage the small springs and streams. If the dynasty changes, this job...wouldn't it be lost. At that time, we are rough and thick and can still go to the mountains to earn a living, and these women will suffer along with them, how can I bear it..."

"That makes sense. When I hacked to death Yujiaoxian and Huranlang in Wuchao County, I inquired about the root of their boss, the Black Hearted Tiger King, who was actually the god of the former court. It is really useless to fall into such a field. Mao's phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken."

"That's the reason, Lord Chixia!"

The piebald boa constrictor immediately shouted, "In the realm of ghosts and celestial beings, you can turn the grass into a bandit and occupy the mountain as king. We little hairy gods, without this official skin bestowed on us, are just a fart. It's only a matter of two or three times. Tian was slaughtered by the demon exorcist, and this person who peeled and dismantled the bones to make alchemy and medicine will not be able to survive the reincarnation."

"With a house in Chaohu, it will be much better?"

Wei Hao was puzzled, so he asked.

"More than a lot better!"

The piebald boa constrictor had knelt down and said, "With your water-fixing spear, who dares to act presumptuously among these inhuman creatures from all over the world? That's the water and soil where you fought against heaven and earth, and your spiritual will is there. Dragon Claw Mountain is like this!" Majestic and majestic, you interrupted it too, didn’t you?”

"Hey, this is too much praise, too much praise."

Wei Hao was very proud. He felt that the local gods spoke so damn nicely, so he smiled and said, "It's also thanks to the trust of the people and elves in Dachao Prefecture, otherwise it would not have been possible."

"Whether there is a Chi Xiagong is the key to success. There are countless people in the world who are popular, but there are very few people who dare to challenge like Chi Xiagong."

The piebald python didn't mean to flatter it, but it was the fact that it was true, and he felt emotional in his heart when he spoke, that there is someone in the world who dares to fight such a giant dragon.

A dragon with a foot span of 120 miles...

It's all creepy just thinking about it.

And this mortal who kept on licking in front of him actually rushed forward to do it.

The key also broke a leg of the dragon, which is even more admirable.

"Chixiagong, I heard that 'Chaohu Lake' is the name given by Ren Zu. Even if the Great Xia court came, it would be useless; if the heavenly court came, it would be useless. You fought side by side with Ren Zu. , Millions of living beings have seen it with their own eyes, and the heavens, earth, people and gods are all witnesses. You say that you don't care about the life and death of 'Chaohu', then... that can be done."

"It's impossible for me to control, but if someone wants to harm Chaohu Lake, then I can't just sit idly by!"

"That's it!"

The spotted boa constrictor clapped his hands, and immediately said, "Let's not think about the blessed place in the world, it's the mansion of the immortals. But if you want to find a place of peace, how can it be really peaceful without a famous big man to look after it? There is Chixia Gong With this attitude, who dares to be presumptuous among the evil spirits in the north and south of the river? Could it be that their fate is harder than the three demon kings, and their strength is stronger than the master of Longclaw Mountain?"

"Listen to what you said..." Wei Hao blinked and nodded slightly, "It's really a good place with good security. I would also find a place like this to live in."

The law and order is good, the environment is beautiful, and even the punks don't wander around, let alone stealing chickens and dogs. This kind of place is simply admirable.

However, Wei Hao still has doubts: "But this is only a good place to go. A house soaked in water will still rot?"

"Hehe, Lord Chixia also doesn't know. When the aquarium in Chaohu Lake prospers, it must be a blessed place with its own spiritual blessing. Besides, now that the dragon energy is suppressed, it is the mobs who live here, at most with a little mana Things. How can it be so easy to break."

"what!"

Wei Hao slammed the table, "Doesn't that mean I want to charge some protection money?"

"Isn't it so? The little god has long heard that the aquariums living in Chaohu Lake now worship Dingshui spears and thank you for your kindness."

"You guys are really well-informed. I was still in Chaohu yesterday, so you know it so clearly."

After taking another mouthful of crispy sauce fish balls, Wei Hao suddenly realized, "I said, why are those elves wandering around the spears? It turns out there are still such things."

As soon as the protection fee was mentioned, it was just a joke, Wei Hao asked the piebald python again: "This is indeed a good place, but Chaohu Lake has just been formed, and there is no real background. Is it good for your family to live in it? "

"Great benefit!"

Before the piebald boa constrictor could speak, the two water gods knelt down and shoveled in front of them, and said with a black face, "Master Wei, you are a strong man in the world, and my wife gave birth to nine careless children. If you are a fool, you will be a monster in the future. But if you go to Chaohu Lake, you will definitely be influenced by you and transform into a Taoist form."

Another person who paints eyebrows and paints eyes also said: "And now Chaohu Lake is full of dragon energy, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a blessed place for aquariums. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a place where you can find such places to practice. I heard about the wells in Dachaozhou The Dragon Kings are all ten feet golden now, very mighty. The aptitude of Xiaoshen's family is average, but he doesn't want Jackie Chan to transform into a dragon, and if he can have one ten-thousandth of good fortune, that's fine."

"Isn't it possible, Fudi?"

Wei Hao was a little unbelievable. According to the "Six Layers of Immortal Records", if it reaches the level of a blessed place, it is very suitable as a dojo.

The "work" of the earth immortal can support thousands of disciples, which means that the blessed land can continuously output the resources necessary for cultivation.

Any kind of aura can be used, even natural gas, so you don’t have to worry about fuel for cooking.

"There is 'Dingshui Lance', there is 'Golden Jiaodi', there is 'Dragon Claw Island', and there is Chaohu 'Crystal Palace', if this is not a blessed land, what is a blessed land?"

At some point, several water gods came and knelt down, looking eager.

Only now did Wei Hao confirm that his battle really created a special situation.

What humans look down on, non-shemale monsters may not necessarily look down upon.

"If that's the case, I'd like to help. There's just one thing, most of the Chaohu Shui people are local 'guardian demons'. Most of them are kind-hearted and have a mortal relationship with people. I will not help to settle down."

"Don't worry, Chi Xiagong, we little hairy gods are just bragging about in the mountains and rivers on weekdays. We don't have the skills, and we don't have the guts to do harm to one party. It is really a blessing in this life to be pitied by Chi Xiagong!"

"That's good, but I don't know what to do? How to do it?"

Wei Hao grabbed another handful of sauced fish balls and frantically licked them, ate [-] of them in two bites, and then looked at the water gods.

"I don't dare to bother you, Mr. Chixia, and the little gods. I just want my wife to invite a calligraphy back home, and worship it every day."

He still has a priesthood, so running around is not allowed, although he wants to run farther than Qiu Shanwei, but that's all.

Your big boa constrictor from the south of the Yangtze River ran to the north of the Yangtze River, and people didn't know you, so they chopped you up into salt and pepper snake meat, and they couldn't blame others.

So if the wife and children can go to the city to accept a better new life, that's fine.

As for the pillar of the family like me, I still have to earn my salary, do my work, and suffer. If there is ostracism from my colleagues or the little shoes of my boss, I have to endure it.

For God's side? That's all.

"It's that simple? Isn't it similar to Qiu Shenjun giving me a shell and then engraving it?"

"Even if you poke the eye, it's okay. From now on, the little god's child will just recognize you as an old man..."

Speaking so humblely, Wei Hao wondered how these water gods managed to survive.

The world is too difficult.

However, after a comparison, the wild monsters are still worse. The ones who can be compared with the wild monsters are probably the ordinary people at the bottom of the Great Xia Dynasty.

After all, there are countless mothers-in-law and countless feet on their heads, who are stepped on, no matter whether you are a human, a demon or a god, there is no easy way to live.

Living is not easy.

"Oh, you are also in a lot of difficulties."

After Wei Hao finished speaking, he said, "When I'm full, I'll write a few words for you."

"Hey!!"

"Master Wei, please sit down, the little ones will help you pass the dishes!"

While speaking, a group of big snakes and anacondas were busy and full of energy.

Wei Hao thought about it while eating, so he happened to write more things, such as the big flower dog and owl in the west of his hometown, which must not be forgotten; there are also articles about "Bai Bagong" and others; The story of "The Floating Mother Feeds" has to be passed on...

Writing articles by myself is nonsense, and I can't write colorful ones, but there are many students in Suzaku Academy who are good at this, so it's just right to ask them to help.

As for Suzaku Academy's hiring of Big Flower Gou as an errand, it's hard to ask anyone else to do it. It's most convenient to find Chen Mengnan.

Because the library of Suzaku Academy is the largest in Wufeng County, it was his father who was full and had nothing to do to build a library for the academy.

I remember a lot of things, but because of the constant fighting and killing, it was sparsely done.

When it was time to eat Mao, Wei Hao finally had a good time, but the fish balls entered his stomach and were digested very quickly. As the "martyr's arrogance" became stronger and stronger, he felt that he could "eat ten bulls a day" without any problem.

According to legend, Kuafu can drink up two big rivers with one mouth, and the ancient macho is much more exaggerated than himself.

And a strong man like Kuafu was randomly chopped to death by Ying Long.

I am still very weak.

First set a small goal, eat a dragon a day.

When he can eat a dragon in a day, his strength should be considered good.

It's really boring to compete with the demon king now, when it's still very strenuous.

"Master Wei, this is a little thought from the little god."

The piebald python finished speaking, and took out a Ganoderma lucidum, seeing that Wei Hao was about to refuse, he hurriedly said, "The fee for the brush, the fee for the brush, and the ink treasure, how can you not give the fee for the brush? Although the family is not very rich, it is still somewhat In stock. If you keep this ganoderma, it will be a disaster sooner or later. If your boss targets you, it may cost your life..."

"Then I'm welcome."

Wei Hao thought for a while and accepted this Ganoderma lucidum. He had the "Shen Nong Pearl" sent by Yuan Junping. He took a photo and saw seven layers of precious light on the Ganoderma lucidum.

Seeing the power of the "Shen Nong Pearl" in Wei Hao's hands, Sister Bai and Little Yanzi were stunned. If they had this treasure, why would their house not prosper.

Gouzi was also overjoyed: "Gentleman, use this ganoderma to make alchemy, it will have miraculous effects!"

"Then I'll eat it for you."

Wei Hao threw it, Gouzi opened his mouth to catch it, and swallowed it straight away.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Sister Bai, Yingying and the others knew a lot about Wei Hao, but they could still accept it. Yan Xuanxin was dumbfounded, her big eyes widened. She never expected that the 700-year-old Ganoderma lucidum would be so light feed the dog? !

The piebald python was also shocked, and his old buddies were also shocked, this master Wei is really good to his dog.

At present, the local water gods are all fussy, and they have to tell their wives and children later, Master Wei has a black dog here, so they can't be verbal or sloppy.

Gouzi knew that his own gentleman would not need these treasures, so he felt at ease, opened his mouth to chew a couple of mouthfuls, and refined the 700-year-old Ganoderma lucidum at that time.

I just want to absorb it, but it still takes time, and it will be a long process to transform it into my own cultivation.

If you want to speed up this process, it's easy, just follow Wei Hao's example of subduing demons and eliminating demons.

Qiu Shanwei prepared a stack of shells, and Wei Hao carved words slowly, and after finishing one, he gave it to the piebald python: "Is that all right?"

"That's all right, all right, with master Wei's calligraphy, the young ones can be considered eligible to settle down if they go to Chaohu to buy a house."

"..."

Hearing this, Wei Hao was extremely embarrassed, what is this?lottery?letter of introduction?

However, he doesn't know everything about the monsters and gods, and he really doesn't understand the logic of their operation, but as long as they don't do evil, everything is easy to talk about.

"Speaking of it, I still don't understand why it's good to have my words? Then Chaohu Lake has already established its status and is the territory of the human race. In the future, I will bestow the Lord of Water. Isn't my words just waste paper? ?”

"Oh, Master Wei, you are underestimating yourself. In this situation, the Great Xia court confers a Lord of Lake God and Water. Even if you dare to take over, do you dare to take the post?"

The piebald python said and gave Wei Hao a thumbs up, "Inside and outside of Chaohu Lake, the people on the shore, the fish and shrimp in the water, they only recognize you. You will let a dubious person become a water king Is it?"

"That definitely won't work. If Brother Bai Chen is allowed to be the Lord of Water, I have no objection. How can I know that he is a good guy or a bad guy if I don't know him? If he is a hidden traitor, I have to fight wits and bravery with him. One set, it’s too tiring to play, so let’s forget about it. Brother Baichen is such a rascal... Well, I think it’s fine if there are white stripes in the waves.”

Glancing at the calm Bai Meimei, Wei Hao almost said "the prodigal son", but forced himself back.

"That's it. With your care, the gods have to give some face."

The piebald python couldn't help but put the "Bei Shu" away happily, and nodded and bowed to Wei Hao with a smile, "It's enough to be happy for decades, my wife really hasn't had a good life for a few days, the mountain stream spring water It’s really not easy to save a decent snack for a crab, which has hairy legs.”

Sighing, the shabby water god knew that the brothers couldn't wait, so he stepped aside quickly, and said, "Master Wei, you've worked hard, I'll boil water and make tea for you."

"Then I will trouble you."

"It should be, it should be..."

When the piebald boa was boiling water, the local night wandering god came over and asked, "Old worm, what do you say?"

"Tsk, Mr. Wei promised to be my son's grandfather, and now he is in his own family."

After finishing speaking, the piebald python took out a "shell book", "This is the calligraphy I invited, after I go back, I will ask my wife to offer it."

"You are also a god anyway, but you turn it over for others?"

"I can go to Chaohu Lake to buy a house now, how about you? You can watch your night in the open air, go away!"

"..."

Yeyou Shenxin said that I care about you?

So at that time, he said stiffly: "There are many high-end private houses in the tombs under Chaohu Lake. I wonder if Mr. Wei can help?"

"You go to a private house as soon as you open your mouth? I got the qualification to buy a house, but I touched a 700-year-old Ganoderma lucidum and went out. The dog master Wang Shaoqing used it as a snack, and it started with a 700-year-old Ganoderma lucidum. You have a red mouth and white teeth. Just want to be an empty-handed white wolf? Get lost."

Ye Youshen was angry at that time, his family, the ancestors guarded the night for the emperor of heaven, known as the "two or eight gods", and they are the gods who have immortality in the world, and they talk to him like this, it doesn't mean that he is not a grassroots Are you crazy?

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the local night tour god said at the time: "I have an ancestral weapon, an 'octo-edge iron hammer', which has the power to break gold and crack stones. I think Mr. Wei is so brave, he should use it ?”

"Huh? This is a good weapon..."

The piebald python that was making a fire was scalded seventeen or eight times, but it didn't matter. He continued to light the fire, and then thought for a while, "Just wait a minute, and I'll send a message for you when the brothers finish their work."

"It's almost dawn at this time, am I going to get off work?"

"Why are you in a hurry? Master Wei didn't ascend to become a fairy, isn't he still in the world? Are you in a hurry for this day?"

"You're not in a hurry, you're not in a hurry, you drove thirty miles here?"

"Qiu Laocai is my brother. He doesn't have enough manpower. Isn't it reasonable for me to come here to help?"

"..."

Yeyou Shenxin said that you are proud of yourself. With the qualification to buy a house, you can buy property in Chaohu in the future, and your children and grandchildren can enjoy the blessings. It doesn’t take much. After 30 years of dragon spirit influence, isn’t it a first-class hero?
Damn, thinking about it like that makes me really jealous.

"As soon as the day comes, the Japanese Youshen will change shifts. You don't know. Master Wei beat up the Japanese Youshen in his hometown. Maybe he just couldn't see the appearance of the Japanese Youshen. I'm from the 'Er Yashen' family. The waste used is not all the way."

What is inside and outside the words is because I am afraid that my colleagues will get hurt.

"You go to get off work, and I will help you pass the message at dawn. Come to my mountain spring at night, and I will tell you the news, isn't that all right?"

"also."

Ye Youshen thought about it, and thought it was okay.

But when he was about to turn around and leave, he heard the piebald python muttering while boiling water: "Oh, I've been busy all night, and I'm hungry, so I want to eat two wild boars to satisfy my hunger and satisfy my hunger..."

"Hey! My brother, you want to eat a wild boar, why don't you tell me earlier. As soon as the evening shift arrives, I will bring you two big wild boars. One of five hundred catties, you will never be hungry."

"What's the point of that..."

"We're all brothers, we can't be separated, don't refuse."

"Then I will..."

"Be sure to accept it!"

"Then thank you for your kindness, thank you..."

The piebald python wiped his mouth, and hurriedly cupped his hands to express his thanks, smiling happily.

The local night tour god is also full of red, but the errands of patrolling have not been finished yet, and there is a lot of delay today, so he has to hurry up and finish his patrol and get off work.

But at last he got a chance to grow his hair, Ye Youshen was also happy, humming a little song while patrolling, in the past when doing things at night, he never made a sound, but today he broke his own rules, humming on the roads and trails, and the wind came , scared many living beings to scream, and the less than half of Wutong County was not safe.

Wei Hao carved letters for a long time, but he was serious. Seventeen "Bei Shu" were dispatched. When the sky was about to dawn, the owner of the fish ball stall came over yawning. Seeing that the stall was cleaned up, there were more Hundreds of pots and pans danced happily.

Get money, whoring tableware for free, and don't have to work to sell stalls. In these days, it would be nice if there were every day.

Farewell to the local god of mountains and water, and Wei Hao left satisfied, having helped someone, had enough food, and was in a good mood.

Dozens of big fish that had rested all night, seeing Wei Hao turning around, put on the reins on their own, and swung their tails as soon as they gave an order, and continued to move against the current.

On the way, seeing more than a dozen rare treasures, Sister Bai was both surprised and delighted. Although her family is rich, there are not many magic treasures, just rich.

But when the elder brother of the Wei family eats a meal, others will eagerly give away the treasures of heaven and earth.

What "Holy King Zibei" and "700-year Ganoderma lucidum" seem to be free of money.

You can't buy an ordinary family status with money.

Don't look at the "700-year-old Ganoderma lucidum" that doesn't sound like much, but it has the ability to absorb its essence and transform it into a cultivation base. At a discount, if it takes 350 years, it will become refined at that time.

Sister Bai's own Taoism and cultivation are not even that high.

Thinking about it this way, I feel that it is not as good as a dog...

But as soon as this thought flashed by, she began to worry about it. In this family, Sister Tian, ​​who is in charge of the meal, might not be able to help, but Wang Jiexing, a little dog. The elder brother's soul must be strong when he returns to his position.

Those who make big things don't care about small things, so Younger Sister Bai thought, when she had time to wait, she asked Xiaoqing to help Wei's brother walk the dog, and took the opportunity to win over his feelings...

(End of this chapter)