Global Reincarnation: I have a problem with my identity.
Chapter 276 Old girl, bury someone online!
Chapter 276 Old girl, bury someone online!
"The yellow poplar pole is so soft and smooth, brother, Harry, pick a pick of white rice and go to Liuzhou, sister, sister, go to Liuzhou..."
While humming a little song, Feng Baobao tied Zhang Fang tightly with hemp rope.
Its bundling technology is very professional!
Even after the artistic tying was done, the rope was tightened hard.
As a person who is not very diligent, after Zhang Fang noticed Feng Baobao's sneak attack, he decisively suppressed the defensive effect of the body protection magic weapon, deliberately hit the opponent, and pretended to be knocked out by him.
Then, there was the current scene of being tied up.
But since he wanted to act, he had to act more realistically, so he immediately said, "Eldest sister, take it easy!"
Hearing this, Feng Baobao said in a serious manner: "Maybe, you are more fierce than the one buried before, and you should be tied tighter." While speaking, he had already tightened the rope, turned around and picked up the shovel that was thrown aside, He ran to the side to dig a hole.
Seeing this octogenarian girl in front of me, she was working so hard that she even kept humming a ditty while digging a hole.Zhang Fang couldn't help but secretly felt that it was interesting, so he took the initiative to ask: "By the way, is that pit prepared for me?"
Feng Baobao paused, turned around halfway, and made an "OK" gesture to Zhang Fang.
It's really honest!
To be honest, this looks like me!
There is one thing to say, this Feng Baobao is very quick when he does his work.After a while, a deep pit was dug enough to accommodate a person sitting in it, with only one head exposed.
Then, he picked up a full bottle of mineral water from the side and started pouring it into the pit.
Zhang Fang couldn't help asking again: "Why are you still pouring water?"
Feng Baobao kept moving, and continued to say: "Mix the water and soil to a certain ratio, and the mud will completely fit the curve of the body, which is very comfortable! Moreover, it has suction with the water and soil, and can remove a lot of strong force. Strength. In short, there is no way to get out in this state."
Zhang Fang couldn't help complaining: "I'll go, you're too sneaky!"
Feng Baobao lifted his spirits when he heard the words, showing the proud expression of a child who was secretly delighted after being praised: "It's nothing, I'm familiar with it!"
After all, ignore Zhang Fang.Instead, he continued to make mud, and continued to say: "I have already observed, and no one is here. Wait a minute, I will adjust the height again, expose your head, and then come to feed you on time Well, you won't die, it's very safe!"
The proficiency in this business should be said to be worthy of Feng Baobao?
While complaining silently in his heart, Zhang Fang continued to ask casually: "Speaking of which, you just don't want me to participate in the final with Zhang Chulan tomorrow, do you?"
"Aren't you afraid at all that I'll report on you afterwards?"
"It's nothing!" Feng Baobao's eyes flashed with wisdom: "You sue me, I don't admit it, and I will wash you clean before letting you out."
After saying that, he put on a very aggrieved expression: "They all say I'm melon, but in fact I'm not melon at all. Most of the time, I'm a group of witty ones!"
"Well, you're so witty that it's impressive!" Zhang Fang naturally wouldn't talk to her about it, but asked calmly, "By the way, have you finished all the preparations?"
"Hurry up." Feng Baobao replied casually, then looked back subconsciously, and asked, "Why are you asking this?"
However, just when she turned her head, she saw Zhang Fang's body twist suddenly.It seemed as if it suddenly shrunk a circle, and it actually just got out from her extremely strong rope.
Disguise - Bone shrinkage!
Baobao Feng was startled when he saw this, he quickly swung his shovel, and shot Zhang Fang head-on: "You are indeed more vicious than the one buried before!"
Zhang Fang didn't answer, and faced Baobao Feng's attack, he didn't retreat but advanced, elbowing his left hand into Baobao Feng's arms.It was a fierce killing move in the "Immortal Shield Method"——
Yinfeng is going to kill him!
Feng Baobao didn't panic when he saw this, and just relied on his body's instinctive reaction to raise his right leg and knee to resist.I wanted to use the force of the shock to distance myself from Zhang Fang, and then put back the advantage of the shovel and long weapon in my hand.
Unexpectedly, after touching it, he discovered that Zhang Fang's elbow seemed fierce, but his inner strength was contained but not released.
The strength she wanted to borrow was not borrowed, and when she wanted to return the shovel to fight back, she suddenly felt a numbness in her left wrist, but it was hit by Zhang Fang's "Yi Yang Zhi" finger force from the volley, and her entire right hand was hit again. I can't lift a bit of strength.
Seeing this situation, Feng Baobao quickly dropped the shovel, and slapped Zhang Xinkou with his left hand, intending to widen the distance between each other and buy himself time to regroup by encircling Wei and saving Zhao.
There was a soft voice in the mouth: "The old man pushes the cart!"
No time to complain about this extremely vulgar move name, Zhang Fang waved his hand and grabbed the opponent's veins.With a twist, he turned the opponent's back to him.
Feng Baobao's limbs were restrained, and he wanted to break free by dismantling his joints by himself.Zhang Fang was one step ahead of her, pointing at the Du Meridian on the back of her neck, and the unique power of "Yiyang Finger" penetrated into her body, completely sealing off the movement of Qi in her body.
Get it!
After clapping his hands, Zhang Fang couldn't help sighing in his heart, the advantages and disadvantages of Feng Baobao are equally obvious.
Because of the unique characteristics of his body and energy, Feng Baobao can be said to be a special existence with the "immortal posture" in the worldview of "Under One Man".But due to some kind of damage to her head and memory, not only did she lose all her memory, but her thinking was also extremely simple.
His fighting style is completely based on the innate energy and the instinctive reaction of the body.
In this state, if she faces Zhang Lingyu, Zhang Chulan and other opponents whose overall strength is far inferior to hers, she will naturally be able to crush in all directions.
But if she encounters an opponent who can perfectly integrate her own breath with nature, making it difficult for her to judge the number of attacks based on her innate instinctive reaction, and also has quite a lot of combat experience, she will be restrained by the opponent in turn up.
And Zhang Fang is a Tianke type player who meets the above two points!
After subduing Feng Baobao, Zhang Fang's eyes couldn't help but fall on her snow-white slender neck.I just saw a strand of her hair, which was wet from the water used for making mud before, and was now extending along her cheeks, neck, and into the clothes on her chest.
Such a heart-stirring scene could not help but make the corner of Zhang Fang's mouth evoke an evil smile.
Then, he bent down and took off Feng Baobao... the red spar necklace around his neck!
Spotted red glass string: An ordinary necklace polished by red rain flower stone, the value is extremely cheap! (The person who sells the goods may tell you that this item is refined from the element of the Wannian Huo Qilin, and sold at a high price. If you encounter it, please download the anti-fraud app and report it.)
This Nima, a bunch of worthless ordinary rain flower stones, can also be recognized as a reincarnation item by the reincarnation tower.
It should be said that the identity of the octogenarian girl in front of me is too special. Will anything related to her be contaminated with a little luck in this dungeon world?
Shaking his head, Zhang Fang casually put the "spotted red glass skewer" into his trouser pocket.
Then he pulled Feng Baobao up, and used the rope she used to bind Zhang Fang before, and tied her tightly in the same way.Then she threw it into the pit dug by herself.
Taking Feng Baobao's own shovel, he buried it on the spot.
Ok……
It seems that for such a dirty and tiring job as digging a hole, of course Zhang Fang can't do it by himself, so he tries not to do it himself.
That's why he deliberately pretended to be knocked out and caught by the other party, and then asked Feng Baobao to do it for him.
Anyway, the task given by the Tower of Reincarnation was only to ask him to bury Feng Baobao, and he didn't say that the pit for burying people had to be dug by himself, right?
It's a pity that he couldn't think of any way to trick Feng Baobao into completing the follow-up work of burying people.In order to reward the task after the critical strike, Zhang Fang could only condescend and do it himself to complete the last step of the finishing work.
"I don't know how many years have passed in the dream, forgetting the dusty thoughts of the blue silk. Looking back, the past resurfaces again. Looking at the world with drunk eyes and smiling, where is the Taoyuan..."
While humming a little tune, Zhang Fang quickly filled the pit with his hands and feet.Just like Feng Baobao said before, her whole body was buried in the soil, leaving only one head outside.
Zhang Fang didn't know whether this method of burial would kill someone else, but Feng Baobao definitely wouldn't die.
After everything was done, Zhang Fang stood up, condescendingly looked down at Feng Baobao, who was looking at him calmly, "Oh, sister, it made me raise my posture a lot!"
After saying that, he took out his mobile phone and pointed at Feng Baobao's head, taking a triple shot.
As the flashing lights flickered one after another, the sound of double reminders superimposed on the Samsara Tower and the system also sounded in Zhang Fang's mind:
【You first pretended to be captured to lure Feng Baobao to dig a hole by himself, and prepared a complete set of burying equipment such as ropes, shovels, and bottled water. This operation is really extremely clever.Perfectly completed the hidden mission "A Batch of Wits", the mission rewards will also be greatly increased.Rewards: "Awei Eighteen Forms" cheat book x 1, "Awei Eighteen Forms" practice experience x 1! 】
Ding!The reward crit system is in effect, and the rewards the host gets will receive a 100% crit boost!
Get rewards: "The Horse of Love Kills the Chicken" cheat book x 1, and the practice experience of "The Horse of Love Kills the Chicken" x 1!
……
After the critical attack, "Awei's Eighteen Styles" turned into "The Horse of Love Kills the Chicken"?
This change was indeed a bit unexpected for Zhang Fang, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed to be reasonable.After all, "Ah Wei's Eighteen Forms" is just a set of so-called stunts created by the author of the original author in order to make Feng Baobao behave in a reasonable and reasonable way.
It can be said that it does not improve the combat effectiveness of practitioners.
The reason why he can still display a certain combat power in the original work is entirely because Feng Baobao's foundation is really good. Even if he is flat A all the way, he can beat almost all the young masters.
And "The Horse of Love Kills the Chicken", although it also has spoof elements, but it is indeed a quite unique kung fu.
If used properly, the power may not be inferior to many martial arts stunts.
Zhang Fang feels that this kung fu is very suitable for him!
Without rushing to call up the private space interface to check the mission rewards this time, Zhang Fang casually clicked on WeChat.Send the pictures just taken to Xu San, Xu Si, and Zhang Chulan respectively, with a positioning function attached to each of them.
After all, this Feng Baobao has now become one of Quan Xing's goals, and Zhang Fang is still a little worried about leaving her here like this.
However, it turns out that Feng Baobao is not as fragile as he imagined.
Just after he sent all three messages, Baobao Feng, who was supposed to have been hit on Ya acupoint and was speechless, suddenly shouted: "Ah Wei's Eighteen Forms!"
The next moment, surging energy burst out from her body, and the rope tied to her body and the soil around her were all splashed in all directions.
And her figure also jumped out of the pit at the same time, and after jumping to a distance of three feet from the ground, she stepped down with both feet at the same time, stepping down on Zhang Fang condescendingly: "**** !"
(End of this chapter)
"The yellow poplar pole is so soft and smooth, brother, Harry, pick a pick of white rice and go to Liuzhou, sister, sister, go to Liuzhou..."
While humming a little song, Feng Baobao tied Zhang Fang tightly with hemp rope.
Its bundling technology is very professional!
Even after the artistic tying was done, the rope was tightened hard.
As a person who is not very diligent, after Zhang Fang noticed Feng Baobao's sneak attack, he decisively suppressed the defensive effect of the body protection magic weapon, deliberately hit the opponent, and pretended to be knocked out by him.
Then, there was the current scene of being tied up.
But since he wanted to act, he had to act more realistically, so he immediately said, "Eldest sister, take it easy!"
Hearing this, Feng Baobao said in a serious manner: "Maybe, you are more fierce than the one buried before, and you should be tied tighter." While speaking, he had already tightened the rope, turned around and picked up the shovel that was thrown aside, He ran to the side to dig a hole.
Seeing this octogenarian girl in front of me, she was working so hard that she even kept humming a ditty while digging a hole.Zhang Fang couldn't help but secretly felt that it was interesting, so he took the initiative to ask: "By the way, is that pit prepared for me?"
Feng Baobao paused, turned around halfway, and made an "OK" gesture to Zhang Fang.
It's really honest!
To be honest, this looks like me!
There is one thing to say, this Feng Baobao is very quick when he does his work.After a while, a deep pit was dug enough to accommodate a person sitting in it, with only one head exposed.
Then, he picked up a full bottle of mineral water from the side and started pouring it into the pit.
Zhang Fang couldn't help asking again: "Why are you still pouring water?"
Feng Baobao kept moving, and continued to say: "Mix the water and soil to a certain ratio, and the mud will completely fit the curve of the body, which is very comfortable! Moreover, it has suction with the water and soil, and can remove a lot of strong force. Strength. In short, there is no way to get out in this state."
Zhang Fang couldn't help complaining: "I'll go, you're too sneaky!"
Feng Baobao lifted his spirits when he heard the words, showing the proud expression of a child who was secretly delighted after being praised: "It's nothing, I'm familiar with it!"
After all, ignore Zhang Fang.Instead, he continued to make mud, and continued to say: "I have already observed, and no one is here. Wait a minute, I will adjust the height again, expose your head, and then come to feed you on time Well, you won't die, it's very safe!"
The proficiency in this business should be said to be worthy of Feng Baobao?
While complaining silently in his heart, Zhang Fang continued to ask casually: "Speaking of which, you just don't want me to participate in the final with Zhang Chulan tomorrow, do you?"
"Aren't you afraid at all that I'll report on you afterwards?"
"It's nothing!" Feng Baobao's eyes flashed with wisdom: "You sue me, I don't admit it, and I will wash you clean before letting you out."
After saying that, he put on a very aggrieved expression: "They all say I'm melon, but in fact I'm not melon at all. Most of the time, I'm a group of witty ones!"
"Well, you're so witty that it's impressive!" Zhang Fang naturally wouldn't talk to her about it, but asked calmly, "By the way, have you finished all the preparations?"
"Hurry up." Feng Baobao replied casually, then looked back subconsciously, and asked, "Why are you asking this?"
However, just when she turned her head, she saw Zhang Fang's body twist suddenly.It seemed as if it suddenly shrunk a circle, and it actually just got out from her extremely strong rope.
Disguise - Bone shrinkage!
Baobao Feng was startled when he saw this, he quickly swung his shovel, and shot Zhang Fang head-on: "You are indeed more vicious than the one buried before!"
Zhang Fang didn't answer, and faced Baobao Feng's attack, he didn't retreat but advanced, elbowing his left hand into Baobao Feng's arms.It was a fierce killing move in the "Immortal Shield Method"——
Yinfeng is going to kill him!
Feng Baobao didn't panic when he saw this, and just relied on his body's instinctive reaction to raise his right leg and knee to resist.I wanted to use the force of the shock to distance myself from Zhang Fang, and then put back the advantage of the shovel and long weapon in my hand.
Unexpectedly, after touching it, he discovered that Zhang Fang's elbow seemed fierce, but his inner strength was contained but not released.
The strength she wanted to borrow was not borrowed, and when she wanted to return the shovel to fight back, she suddenly felt a numbness in her left wrist, but it was hit by Zhang Fang's "Yi Yang Zhi" finger force from the volley, and her entire right hand was hit again. I can't lift a bit of strength.
Seeing this situation, Feng Baobao quickly dropped the shovel, and slapped Zhang Xinkou with his left hand, intending to widen the distance between each other and buy himself time to regroup by encircling Wei and saving Zhao.
There was a soft voice in the mouth: "The old man pushes the cart!"
No time to complain about this extremely vulgar move name, Zhang Fang waved his hand and grabbed the opponent's veins.With a twist, he turned the opponent's back to him.
Feng Baobao's limbs were restrained, and he wanted to break free by dismantling his joints by himself.Zhang Fang was one step ahead of her, pointing at the Du Meridian on the back of her neck, and the unique power of "Yiyang Finger" penetrated into her body, completely sealing off the movement of Qi in her body.
Get it!
After clapping his hands, Zhang Fang couldn't help sighing in his heart, the advantages and disadvantages of Feng Baobao are equally obvious.
Because of the unique characteristics of his body and energy, Feng Baobao can be said to be a special existence with the "immortal posture" in the worldview of "Under One Man".But due to some kind of damage to her head and memory, not only did she lose all her memory, but her thinking was also extremely simple.
His fighting style is completely based on the innate energy and the instinctive reaction of the body.
In this state, if she faces Zhang Lingyu, Zhang Chulan and other opponents whose overall strength is far inferior to hers, she will naturally be able to crush in all directions.
But if she encounters an opponent who can perfectly integrate her own breath with nature, making it difficult for her to judge the number of attacks based on her innate instinctive reaction, and also has quite a lot of combat experience, she will be restrained by the opponent in turn up.
And Zhang Fang is a Tianke type player who meets the above two points!
After subduing Feng Baobao, Zhang Fang's eyes couldn't help but fall on her snow-white slender neck.I just saw a strand of her hair, which was wet from the water used for making mud before, and was now extending along her cheeks, neck, and into the clothes on her chest.
Such a heart-stirring scene could not help but make the corner of Zhang Fang's mouth evoke an evil smile.
Then, he bent down and took off Feng Baobao... the red spar necklace around his neck!
Spotted red glass string: An ordinary necklace polished by red rain flower stone, the value is extremely cheap! (The person who sells the goods may tell you that this item is refined from the element of the Wannian Huo Qilin, and sold at a high price. If you encounter it, please download the anti-fraud app and report it.)
This Nima, a bunch of worthless ordinary rain flower stones, can also be recognized as a reincarnation item by the reincarnation tower.
It should be said that the identity of the octogenarian girl in front of me is too special. Will anything related to her be contaminated with a little luck in this dungeon world?
Shaking his head, Zhang Fang casually put the "spotted red glass skewer" into his trouser pocket.
Then he pulled Feng Baobao up, and used the rope she used to bind Zhang Fang before, and tied her tightly in the same way.Then she threw it into the pit dug by herself.
Taking Feng Baobao's own shovel, he buried it on the spot.
Ok……
It seems that for such a dirty and tiring job as digging a hole, of course Zhang Fang can't do it by himself, so he tries not to do it himself.
That's why he deliberately pretended to be knocked out and caught by the other party, and then asked Feng Baobao to do it for him.
Anyway, the task given by the Tower of Reincarnation was only to ask him to bury Feng Baobao, and he didn't say that the pit for burying people had to be dug by himself, right?
It's a pity that he couldn't think of any way to trick Feng Baobao into completing the follow-up work of burying people.In order to reward the task after the critical strike, Zhang Fang could only condescend and do it himself to complete the last step of the finishing work.
"I don't know how many years have passed in the dream, forgetting the dusty thoughts of the blue silk. Looking back, the past resurfaces again. Looking at the world with drunk eyes and smiling, where is the Taoyuan..."
While humming a little tune, Zhang Fang quickly filled the pit with his hands and feet.Just like Feng Baobao said before, her whole body was buried in the soil, leaving only one head outside.
Zhang Fang didn't know whether this method of burial would kill someone else, but Feng Baobao definitely wouldn't die.
After everything was done, Zhang Fang stood up, condescendingly looked down at Feng Baobao, who was looking at him calmly, "Oh, sister, it made me raise my posture a lot!"
After saying that, he took out his mobile phone and pointed at Feng Baobao's head, taking a triple shot.
As the flashing lights flickered one after another, the sound of double reminders superimposed on the Samsara Tower and the system also sounded in Zhang Fang's mind:
【You first pretended to be captured to lure Feng Baobao to dig a hole by himself, and prepared a complete set of burying equipment such as ropes, shovels, and bottled water. This operation is really extremely clever.Perfectly completed the hidden mission "A Batch of Wits", the mission rewards will also be greatly increased.Rewards: "Awei Eighteen Forms" cheat book x 1, "Awei Eighteen Forms" practice experience x 1! 】
Ding!The reward crit system is in effect, and the rewards the host gets will receive a 100% crit boost!
Get rewards: "The Horse of Love Kills the Chicken" cheat book x 1, and the practice experience of "The Horse of Love Kills the Chicken" x 1!
……
After the critical attack, "Awei's Eighteen Styles" turned into "The Horse of Love Kills the Chicken"?
This change was indeed a bit unexpected for Zhang Fang, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed to be reasonable.After all, "Ah Wei's Eighteen Forms" is just a set of so-called stunts created by the author of the original author in order to make Feng Baobao behave in a reasonable and reasonable way.
It can be said that it does not improve the combat effectiveness of practitioners.
The reason why he can still display a certain combat power in the original work is entirely because Feng Baobao's foundation is really good. Even if he is flat A all the way, he can beat almost all the young masters.
And "The Horse of Love Kills the Chicken", although it also has spoof elements, but it is indeed a quite unique kung fu.
If used properly, the power may not be inferior to many martial arts stunts.
Zhang Fang feels that this kung fu is very suitable for him!
Without rushing to call up the private space interface to check the mission rewards this time, Zhang Fang casually clicked on WeChat.Send the pictures just taken to Xu San, Xu Si, and Zhang Chulan respectively, with a positioning function attached to each of them.
After all, this Feng Baobao has now become one of Quan Xing's goals, and Zhang Fang is still a little worried about leaving her here like this.
However, it turns out that Feng Baobao is not as fragile as he imagined.
Just after he sent all three messages, Baobao Feng, who was supposed to have been hit on Ya acupoint and was speechless, suddenly shouted: "Ah Wei's Eighteen Forms!"
The next moment, surging energy burst out from her body, and the rope tied to her body and the soil around her were all splashed in all directions.
And her figure also jumped out of the pit at the same time, and after jumping to a distance of three feet from the ground, she stepped down with both feet at the same time, stepping down on Zhang Fang condescendingly: "**** !"
(End of this chapter)
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