Rebirth starts from Xianyu

After eating wine, everyone talked and laughed.

Liang Guicai, the deputy general manager of Wenji City, had a whim and talked about dirty jokes.

He said: A centipede and an ant got married, but the ant filed for divorce the next day, do you know why?

Everyone is puzzled.

He laughed and said: Because of too many legs, I took off my shoes all night, so I can only file for divorce.

The level of this dirty joke is not bad, everyone smiled happily, only Jiang Ya Ning blushed slightly, girls are always a bit thin-skinned.

Zhu Yongjun, Mr. Zhu pretended to be angry, and scolded: "Mr. Liang, your jokes are tacky. We have the leaders of the provincial company and a lady here today. How can you say such things? You should punish yourself."

Liang Guicai immediately responded cooperatively: "Yes, yes, Mr. Zhu, I am superficial."

All in one drink.

Minister Cui waved his hand: "It's okay, actually, when I had dinner with Li Dong and Hu Dong, I would say some such nasty jokes, but just grasp the scale and relax a little bit."

As soon as Mr. Zhu heard something interesting, "Then how about I set a rule, Minister Lin, Minister Cui, at our wine table today, we can only say some "elegant" jokes, so as to reflect the level of our provincial company."

Before Lin Ying could answer, Minister Cui immediately asked: "How to play, and the jokes of Ya, this is the first time I've heard of this, and it's quite fresh." It can be seen that he is very interested in this.

Lin Ying was also at a loss. Looking at Mr. Zhu, he had to say that although he thought he was high-minded, he was still interested in this "elegant" dirty joke. Maybe men are really old-fashioned.

Mr. Zhu was not in a hurry after hearing this, and continued to control the audience: "Minister Lin, Minister Cui, let's set the rules first. Everyone, regardless of gender, must participate. Everyone must say two lines of ancient poems with colors, and say no." If you come out, you have to punish yourself with a cup, how about it?"

Speaking of this, Lin Ying finally understood that this was a trick they heard about filling wine in the chicken market, and they wanted to refuse, but Minister Cui was already impatient, and immediately agreed: "Okay, the guests do as they please, come on .”

Why is this guy so excited?

Ancient poems with colors?Lin Ying thought about it carefully, and a lot of ancient poems with colors did appear in his mind, such as: "everything is always spring, the green hills are still there, the sunset is red a few times, etc. I also recited a lot of Tang poems when I was a child, so I am not very afraid."

"Okay, then I'll throw bricks to attract jade first." Mr. Zhu continued with a smile: "It's only when you are very narrow at the beginning that you can understand people. After walking dozens of steps, you will suddenly become enlightened." After finishing speaking, he was a little proud.

Minister Cui was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately showed a kind of excited smile: "Haha, so that's the case, Mr. Zhu, it's really wonderful, wonderful, so it's like this, haha"

Lin Ying immediately understood, it turned out that the colored one was not purely colored in the physical sense, but my own mother. nervous.

After Mr. Zhu finished speaking, he politely said to Minister Cui: "Minister Cui, it's your turn. We'll wait for your good words."

"Cough cough." Minister Cui cleared his throat twice, and said a little embarrassedly: "Then let me tell you something that I know well. Waiting for the bus to sit in Aifenglin, frost leaves are as red as February flowers."

"Haha, Minister Cui, this is the essence."

"Minister Cui, this sentence should be the best in the audience."

The bosses were really supportive, saying that Minister Cui responded really quickly.

Now it's Lin Zheng, everyone is looking at themselves.

Although Lin Ying didn't want to participate in such a boring thing, it seemed that it would be difficult to step down without mentioning one person. He usually watched tigers pounce a lot, so he lowered his head and thought about it, and blurted out: "The riverside at sunrise is more popular than the fire."

"Minister Lin, awesome."

"Haha, Minister Lin's words are so simple, I'm convinced." Mr. Zhu also showed various exaggerated expressions.

"It's our Ms. Jiang Yaning, let's have one." Everyone seemed a little excited.

Jiang Yaning sat behind Lin Ying, her face was flushed, and although she was shy, she said hesitantly: "I don't know, why cut the candles in the west window together, will this work?"

This was the first time she encountered this scene.

Mr. Zhu immediately commented: "Of course, it's a bit bloody. It seems that our comrade Yaning has something to say, hahaha."

Jiang Yaning's face was about to bleed.

Everyone in the back began to let themselves go, speaking more and more powerfully, and all kinds of stupid sentences came out.

Sometimes, you really have to admire the profoundness of ancient Chinese poetry, it's really awesome.

I have to say that Mr. Zhu's strategy was very successful. Minister Cui and others drank a lot, and everyone slept soundly at noon. It was almost 03:30 before they went to really start the inspection.

The time is tight and the task is heavy, and the drink is so happy, the inspection is very formal.

In fact, Lin Ying saw many problems.

For example, there are many mistakes in the risk level assessment of their security risk library, but what about these.

The inspection has already been completed on the wine table.

To be honest, the role of this job is not that great.

Safety accidents cannot be controlled by delineating risk levels. In the final analysis, it is a human problem. Lin Ying always knows that improving the quality of the company's personnel is the key.

To improve the quality of personnel, we must start with college students who enter the company every year, but those who enter the company every year are all related households and children of employees, so how can the quality be improved.

This disadvantage cannot be abolished, and the company cannot really do all this in one day.

But this system touches the interests of too many people.

Unless Lin Ying really became Lin Dong, he would have the opportunity to really abolish this system.

Now Lin Ye is not a lot of things. Minister Cui said that there is no problem, so it is no problem. As a person gradually grows older, his personality really gradually converges, and the edges and corners are gradually smoothed.

Lin Ying is not the boy who ignored the consequences and only cared about the gang in his heart. Now he needs to be steady and steady. If Lin Ying wants to join the board of directors and really take over the Aier family, he must first learn to endure. This is what Dong Li said of.

As far as the chest is concerned, Lin Ying doesn't really care about being Director Lin, but his behavior has indeed changed, and you don't know why, maybe Director Lin is really nicer than Minister Lin.

After the inspection, Minister Cui asked them to come over and have a small meeting.

When everyone was assembled, Minister Cui began to speak seriously: "In this inspection, on the whole, your company's safety risk system is still very good, but there are still some problems in some aspects. The first point At the level of the company's leaders, leaders still don't pay enough attention to the safety risk construction, and they don't have the overall awareness. Three points, that is, your company's construction plan also has huge loopholes, full of mistakes and omissions, and serious alterations."

Minister Cui is indeed a "performing" talent. Lin Zheng really admires his off-script speech ability. He talked for nearly half an hour without repetition.

But listen carefully, what he said seems to be a routine, and this style can be used in any meeting, big or small. Many leaders are afraid that they will not be able to tell why or how many when they are in a meeting before becoming a leader. "Point", will feel ashamed.

So in private, I will secretly recite some speech templates to deal with it, which is understandable.

After Minister Cui finished speaking.

Mr. Zhu hurriedly got up and sincerely apologized and reviewed: "Minister Cui, I will review first. I really did not do enough. Mr. Cui still has a far-sighteder vision than us. He can see the problem at a glance, which shows that our study of documents is mere formality and not deep enough. , I will definitely step up my efforts and continue to learn.”

This is actually a template: the leader pretends to criticize seriously, the people below sincerely apologize, and take the initiative to review, but in the end there is nothing, and the inspection is just the word inspection. Maybe this is the most comfortable way for everyone to communicate.

Lin Ying could see through.

"Minister Lin, you can also give instructions."

After Minister Cui finished speaking, he also took care of Lin Ying's face, and handed the microphone to Lin Ying.

It's not good for Lin Ying not to say anything, so he can only add casually: "Minister Cui has already said it very specifically just now, so let me just say a little bit. Safety can't just stay in words, it has to be put into practice."

Lin Ying didn't know why he could say this suddenly, but he blurted it out anyway, and thought it was over after he finished speaking.

"It must be, Minister Lin's words are so thought-provoking and enlightening." Mr. Zhu hurriedly flattered.

"Minister Lin, you really have a unique opinion. Security needs to be done in earnest, not empty talk." Minister Cui also echoed.

"Minister Lin, I will definitely convey your spirit to everyone in our company."

"Minister Lin's words are the finishing touch for today."

Hearing these compliments, Lin Ye was really drunk. Maybe even if he said some nonsense just now, the effect should be the same. At this time, Lin Ye really wanted to laugh, but he couldn't.

This is the original Aier family company.

PS: Ask for a monthly pass.