I'm fishing for the gods

Chapter 23

At the door of the quiet room, Chen Mu held Yu Ruyi and tapped his palms regularly.

In front of him, the spirit beads spinning around in a hurry are constantly condensing subtitles.

The content of the subtitles is nothing more than that he dislikes the boredom of the cave, he doesn't want to stay longer, and he still has a group of younger brothers waiting for him outside, so he wants Chen Mu to turn a blind eye and let him go.

"It's not that I don't let you go, the teacher told me that if I want to watch you, I can't disobey the teacher's orders, right?"

Chen Mu also had a headache for this Zhuzi, who was harder to discipline than a bear child, but after all Yuding had explained that even if he couldn't stop Lingzhu, at least he had to fulfill his responsibility.

After all, there is a difference between subjective indulgence and forced indulgence.

"I advise you to rest assured and wait for Jinxia to pick you up. Just now you have heard that the real people are well aware of the shitty things you did outside."

After a pause, Chen Mu said affectionately again: "I helped you when you hid in the gourd last time. You can't repay your kindness and let the real person punish me for not being strict in supervision, right?"

Seeing that the spirit bead was stabilized, Chen Mu breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Last time you told me in the gourd that we are good brothers, I will always remember and never forget. I know that if you want to run away with all your heart, brother and I I can't stop you, but I believe you won't cheat my brother."

After giving Lingzhu another big hat, Chen Mu sat cross-legged on the sapphire bed with peace of mind, and started today's practice.

However, half an hour later.

After finally getting into samadhi, Chen Mu, who was interrupted again, opened his eyes.

On top of his head, a glowing red bead was playing with his hair.

Chen Mu's eyelids twitched. If he couldn't beat this bead, he would definitely smash him to the ground and smash him into a cake!

"I'm cultivating!" This was the fourth time Chen Mu gritted his teeth and said this sentence.

[What's the point of practicing, why not go out and play with that monkey.He hit me this morning and I haven't settled the score with him yet. 〕

Hit you?
Chen Mu raised his forehead and said, "Yuan Hong just went up the mountain, and the teacher hasn't taught him how to beat you, how can he beat you?"

"Okay, aren't you bored, how about I play chess with you?"

The spirit beads condensed into a subtitle:
[Playing chess is boring, don't play. 〕

"Then what do you think is interesting?"

[Go out and play chess with that monkey! 〕

"..."

Chen Mu really wanted to smash the Lingzhu into cakes to see if the cakes were filled with monkey stuffing today.

Co-authoring is really difficult for monkeys today, isn't it?

"I'm talking about things you think are interesting except for monkeys!" Chen Mu decisively extinguished the idea of ​​Lingzhu.

After thinking carefully for a moment, Lingzhu replied:
[Forget it, I'll practice with you]

"..."

Going around and going back to the original point, the key is to be with you, how the hell can I have a chance to practice quietly!
Chen Mu completely chose to give up, "I won't practice anymore, I'll make a pot of tea and calm down."

In the outer room, Chen Mu brewed a pot of spiritual tea that Master Yuding often drank.

The tea leaves of spiritual tea are picked from a spiritual root behind the Jinxia cave. After drinking this tea, not only will the whole body be transparent, but also can make the altar clear and bright, and help the growth of Taoism.

Sitting cross-legged on the futon, Chen Mu sipped the freshly brewed tea on the table.

"Shu Tan!"

Above the table, the floating spirit bead said curiously:
[Is it so delicious? 〕

"This tea should only be found in the sky, but in the world..." Chen Mu narrowed his eyes happily, and before he finished chanting a poem, he heard a soft beep.

Looking for the sound, I saw a fiery red bead soaking in boiling tea.

"..."

Not long after, the spirit beads burst out.

Looking at the spirit beads quietly floating in front of the teacup without saying a word, Chen Mu asked curiously, "Can you taste it?"

Lingzhu was silent for a moment, and condensed the scarlet letter.

[You have a sense of taste because you have been enlightened. I have not been enlightened, so naturally I can’t feel anything. 〕

Seeing that Ling Zhuzi was in an abnormal mood, Chen Mu suddenly said, "This tea is actually not good at all, it's bitter and astringent, and it clogs your teeth."

〔You're lying to me, you just enjoyed the appearance just now, just like when Jinxia stole the elixir of a real person. 〕

"..."

With a light cough, Chen Mu blushed slightly and said, "Enjoy it, but the tea is really bitter, after you..."

"Forget it, let's not talk about this." Chen Mu put away the conversation, and said instead: "Didn't you want to play chess with the monkey? I can call him outside the cave, but we have to make an agreement..."

...

...

After a stick of incense, outside Jinxia Cave.

Chen Mu looked at the enemies sitting on both sides of the chessboard with a dazed expression.

There is a string of red subtitles shining on the top of Lingzhuzi's head.

[I can't play chess, can you? 〕

You don't know how to play chess but you tell me you want to play chess with Yuan Hong?
Now that people are calling, you say you can't?
Fortunately, he even went to the study to ask Master Yuding to borrow the chessboard.

As the mediator, Chen Mu felt very tired, very tired.

Fortunately, Yuan Hong, who was squatting on the other side of the chessboard, said at the right time: "Me neither."

The air was a little silent, and Chen Mu quickly said: "The previous misunderstandings have been explained. As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other. Since they are all on your own, it doesn't matter whether you play or not."

Ling Zhuzi deeply agrees:
[It's exactly what I want, since we can't play chess, why don't we fight again? 〕

Yuan Hong fell silent suddenly, and then said, "Although I can't play chess, I can learn it."

"Hey, what Yuan Hong said is right! If you don't know it, you can learn it!"

After Chen Mu finished speaking, he saw Yuan Hong's gaze fell on him.

Chen Mu realized instantly that he didn't seem to know how to play chess either.

But this is not a problem, he can't play complicated chess, but he can easily catch simple backgammon!

Half an hour later, Lingzhu condensed a subtitle:
[You can't fight, you can't play chess, can you, a stupid monkey, still be able to do it? 〕

Yuan Hong was always angry when he played chess, but after Jing Lingzhu said this, he couldn't help it.

Damn it, playing chess is not as comfortable as fighting!
So he shouted:
"One last plate!"

After a quarter of an hour, Chen Mu put away the chessboard resolutely and said, "Playing chess is actually not very interesting."

As he spoke, he let Yuan Hong loosen his clenched hands, and rescued the unscathed pawn.

Real chess pieces, the quality is good!
[It's really boring to win and win. 〕

Yuan Hong looked at the 'chess master' who turned around and flew back to the cave without leaving any merit or fame, and felt very aggrieved in his heart.

He has already made up his mind that when he learns the skills in the future, he must teach him how to be a man!
In the same place, Chen Mu said with a dry smile: "He is from the uncle's family, and he has such a temper, you just need to get used to it."

"Habit?" Yuan Hong said with a headache, "I'll guard the mountain."

Seeing that the first meeting between the two was quite harmonious, Chen Mu, who was a peacemaker, heaved a sigh of relief.

As long as Jinxia comes over and invites the great god Lingzhu away, Jinxia Cave will be able to restore its former tranquility.

(End of this chapter)