I'm building a heaven in a mental hospital

Chapter 1 Castle Peak Mental Hospital
"I think back then, how mighty I was, Beiming Immortal Venerable, holding a Nine Nether Xuanming Knife on the left, and a God Swallowing Dog that had been with him for thousands of years on the right, guarding the Tianmen of the Northern Territory with one knife and one dog! Suppressing the army of millions of demons outside the sky, It makes them fearful, and they haven't dared to cross the gate of heaven for ten years!"

An old man in a blue-striped hospital gown, with a green melon skin cap on his head, and flip-flops with a cracked mouth.

The head was proud and high, and the saliva flew around wantonly.

Sitting across from him, Li Wanji, who was wearing a doctor's white coat, listened attentively and nodded frequently.

Pick up a pen and record in the medical record——

[Patient No. [-], Chen Beiming, has obvious signs of aggravating delusions. It is recommended to increase the intensity of treatment, and the medicine cannot be stopped! 】

At this time, the computer on the desktop suddenly popped up a pop-up advertisement for a recently brainwashed web game, "At the beginning, one person, one dog, one knife, all equipment depends on explosion..."

Li Wanji forked out the advertisement page.

After a moment of contemplation, I suddenly realized.

Immediately added a sentence to the back of the medical record.

[... Initial suspicion is that he is addicted to online games. If there is a tendency to aggravate it, it is recommended to transfer it to Professor Yang for Internet addiction treatment immediately. 】

"Li Xiaoyou, do you long for power?"

Lao Chen, who claimed to be Beiming Immortal Venerable, suddenly leaned over and asked mysteriously.

"No, I'm craving milk..."

Li Wanji answered subconsciously.

It was only halfway through the speech that he realized that something was wrong, and stopped on the spot.

"Li Xiaoyou, your bones are amazing. There is a ray of light rising from the sky to the sky. You are really a rare talent in cultivating immortals once in a million years!"

"Oh, so what?"

"If you come under the seat of this Immortal Venerable, within ten years you will be able to prove that the Longevity Sword Technique is supernatural. By that time, you can shit wherever you want, and you can sleep in whichever bridge hole you want, isn't it? Not beautiful!"

Originally, Li Wanji listened with gusto, but he couldn't hold back the last sentence.

Sure enough, the wonderful inner world of mental illness is beyond the reach of ordinary people's thinking.

This Beiming Immortal Venerable was just admitted to the hospital three days ago.

I heard that it was because the sun was shining brightly in broad daylight, and people took off their pants on the road to solve the reincarnation of grains, and they were reported and arrested by enthusiastic citizens on the spot.

When he was sent to the mental hospital under the care of the police uncle, he was not only dressed in rags but also bruised all over his body.

It was all beaten by other homeless men when they were fighting for a sleeping position in the bridge hole.

No wonder he has such a strange obsession with becoming stronger.

"Li Xiaoyou, are you very moved to be able to get this fairy fate? Don't hesitate any longer, come quickly to learn from me!"

Beiming Immortal Venerable Lao Chen pressed his feet while urging him with kind eyebrows and kind eyes.

As a temporary psychotherapist, Li Wanji was unwilling to hit the other party mentally.

So he co-starred, sighed and said: "Immortal Master Beiming, you don't know something, in fact, I am not as ordinary as it appears on the surface, and I am a fellow with you!"

"Oh? What do you say?"

"Actually, I am not from this world, but from another world."

"What? You are so strong that you can shatter the void and cross the barriers of the two worlds?!" Immortal Venerable Beiming's eyes widened, and his heart was greatly shocked.

"This is the biggest secret of my life, please don't tell anyone!"

Li Wanji put on a show, pretending to be mysterious and exhorted.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you say it.

After all, who would believe a psycho?
It was as if no one would believe that what he just said was indeed true.

I guess they all thought it was a white lie made up to cooperate with the patient's treatment, right?
But in fact, it's all true.

In his previous life, he was a full-time internet writer in Blue Star.

Then, because fifty chapters were updated on the day the new book was released, I belched on the keyboard due to overwork.

"I, Beiming Immortal Venerable, once killed tens of thousands of evil spirits in one fell swoop! Li Daoyou, what brilliant achievements have you had?"

Immortal Venerable Beiming didn't have the slightest doubt, and even changed his title immediately.

"Have you seen my left arm?" Li Wanji stretched out his left hand and waved it in front of the other party.

"I see, what's the mystery in this?"

"My left arm is sealed with a terrifying power of the wild! Every time it breaks out, hundreds of millions of souls will die in it. Up to now, the power of the wild has broken out thousands of times, almost every time When I was alone in the middle of the night for a few days, I couldn't help having an attack!"

"It's...so scary..."

Beiming Immortal Venerable's complexion was pale, and he was too frightened to utter a complete sentence.

Immediately, he didn't even dare to buckle his feet, and sat down respectfully with his hands flat.

Don't dare to make the slightest change, for fear that it will be considered disrespectful.

Slaughtering hundreds of millions of creatures with a wave of hands...

What kind of powerful and terrifying existence is this?
"Old Chen, you don't have to be afraid, I'm actually a very good person with a clear sense of grievances and kindness!"

Seeing that the face of Beiming Immortal Venerable opposite him was so frightened that his face turned pale, Li Wanji was afraid that this lonely old man who was already mentally abnormal would be frightened into a new mental illness.

Immediately expressed a gentle attitude and words of relief.

In order to make the other party feel relaxed, he also took the initiative to tell about his ups and downs in a legendary life——

[When I was young, the supreme bone in my body was taken away, and later I was reduced to useless firewood, and the marriage family divorced, so I made a three-year agreement of "30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor".At this time, an old grandfather appeared in the mother's relic ring. When he went out to collect the heaven and earth, he encountered the mysterious nine dragons pulling the coffin...]

Immortal Venerable Beiming listened carefully, not daring to vent his breath.

The expression was infatuated, completely immersed in such a magnificent and legendary life,
After hearing the last word, after suppressing all enemies in the world, the heavenly court was established to command the nine heavens and ten lands, and the broken fairyland was opened to raise the heavenly court flying immortals. In order to avoid the invasion of the dark and unknown, he chose to be alone and judge the eternity...

Immediately infected by the tragic atmosphere, he clenched his fists tightly.

Tears are falling from the corner of my eyes...

"Li Tiandi, old man..."

boom!
The door of the consulting room was pushed open!

A dark-skinned and stout nurse came in with a syringe in her hand.

"Chen Beiming, the time is up, hurry up and get an injection!"

"I am a majestic Beiming Immortal Venerable, how can I be teased like this! If you dare to take a step forward, a brave shrew, I will show you what the wrath of an Immortal Venerable is!"

Beiming Immortal Venerable Old Chen stared angrily, full of momentum.

But his trembling body still revealed the inner fear of the needle in the hands of the nurse.

There is no suspense in the ending.

The elder sister nurse with amazing arms easily pressed Beiming Xianzun Lao Chen onto the chair with one hand.

He took off his trousers and raised the syringe.

"I, Beiming Immortal Venerable, have acted with integrity all my life. I have shed blood for all beings in the world. I am a great hero who has made great contributions to the world! You can't do this... ah! Take it easy! It hurts!"

The elder sister of the nurse ignored the wailing of the old lunatic and raised the thick and hard needle.

Facing the white and tender buttocks, it was a set of extremely skilled forced penetration and injection three times.

"Xiao Li, you just came to work not long ago. If you encounter any difficult lunatics, you can come to see me. My sister has been working here for more than ten years. No matter how difficult the patient is, as long as you get an injection, you will be honest!"

Li Wanji smiled awkwardly but politely and nodded.

Watching off this Beiming Immortal, he was dragged out by the elder sister of the nurse like an eagle catching a chick.

Glancing at the clock, it was almost time to get off work.

So he skillfully emptied the computer browsing and playing records.

Change your clothes and go home to cook!
(End of this chapter)