I'm building a heaven in a mental hospital

Chapter 15 Let Me Take a Bite!Absolutely just one bite!
"Brother Wanji! Get up quickly, the sun is drying your ass!"

As soon as Li Wanji opened his eyes, he saw Xiao Junyi on the quilt who was doing wake-up service.

No wonder Fangcai always felt that the more he slept, the heavier his body became.

I thought that after inheriting the myth of Tianting and becoming the emperor of heaven, my body gradually deteriorated and began to be inappropriate.

After playing around with Xiao Junyi for a while, he began to dress and wash.

Get out of the room.

Then I smelled the familiar aroma of egg and scallion pancakes from downstairs.

"Xiao Li is awake! Come and have breakfast, or you will be late for work!"

The landlady wearing an apron warmly greeted him to come to the table for dinner.

I have completely forgotten everything that happened last night.

Including the "rival" new tenant.

The beautiful woman who was transformed from a white cat into a demon left last night with the members of the Guardian League for treatment and consultation.

"Auntie, your egg scallion pancakes have reached the state of perfection. It would be a pity not to be a chef in a five-star hotel!"

The slow-cooked white porridge paired with the fragrant egg scallion pancakes is really a fairy tale.

This early in the morning, the landlady, who had already been smeared with honey by Li Wanji, was overjoyed.

"Xiao Li, your clever mouth is so good at pleasing people!"

"Where is it, I just have the courage to speak out my true feelings!" He said very modestly.

"Xiao Li, you are not only eloquent, but also good in all aspects. It's a pity that my family Yaoyao... Oh, I really wronged you."

The landlady began to worry about the eldest daughter's marriage every day.

In the eyes of her generation, no matter how good-looking she is, no man with a bad personality would be willing to marry.

Li Wanji quickly comforted the future mother-in-law: "Last night, I had an in-depth exchange with Jun Yao who opened her heart. I think she will change soon."

Xiao Junyi, who was also sitting at the dining table eating green onion pancakes, was dripping with oil.

He looked down at his little finger.

Then she announced loudly: "Little Junyi can marry Brother Wanji in the future!"

Naturally, no one would take such childish words seriously.

It's a child's word.

Li Wanji, who happily finished his breakfast, saw that it was getting late.

Riding on the beloved little electric donkey outside the door, we set off for Qingshan Mental Hospital.

Start a day of fun as a worker!
On the way, he slightly estimated the time.

It probably won't be until lunch time in the afternoon that the five-hour continuous projection of the heavenly court will be completely completed.

I don't know what kind of changes will be brought to me and the mental hospital by then.

At the same time, my heart is full of doubts.

Why is it an ordinary mental hospital that looks so ordinary.

Will it far exceed any so-called blessed land, and become the origin of the avenue, where the way of heaven favors luck and luck?
The patients here, except for Beiming Immortal Venerable who was admitted to the hospital unexpectedly four days ago.

The rest of the patients don't seem to have anything special about them.

Li Wanji looked forward to seeing the Immortal Master Beiming soon.

So now the problem is coming-

He directly asked Sister Ma to give him a few severe injections to avenge his whole body being torn apart by the paper knife.

Let's go through the procedure first.

For example, in the psychological diagnosis report, plus the terrible psychological problems of this bad old man, it is strongly recommended to maintain the frequency of seven injections a day and one electric shock treatment in the morning and evening, and maintain high-intensity treatment for 49 consecutive days.

Of course, this is just a joke.

If there is no Beiming Immortal Venerable, it can be said that jade and stone will be burned together. It is a terrible paper knife to see who will die worse.

How can he successfully kill the bat demon king, and protect the cherished person with his life in exchange for his life.

Even if the limit is one for one.

It's better than belching everyone together, and forming a group to go to the underworld to fight the landlord and play mahjong.

Besides, he also got a blessing in disguise, so he successfully broke through the barrier to the Nantianmen.

Li Wanji had already made a plan.

As soon as I went to the mental hospital today, I immediately hugged Beiming Xianzun's thick thigh tightly!
He was riding a small electric donkey on the road.

Suddenly, I saw pedestrians gathering on the side of the road.

As a qualified melon eater, he immediately stopped the car and followed him to eat melons.

surrounded by a crowd.

It was a little girl who was hugged by her mother and was crying.

As for the culprit, it was a fair and pink fat man.

This person wore a mink coat to keep warm in winter in the summer.

When the breeze blows, the sexy chest hair and white thighs are exposed.

It seems that inside, nothing is worn.

Just when Li Wanji thought that this was the crime of an exhibitionist who had lost his morals and extended his evil claws to the ignorant little girl.

But I saw that white and tender fat man wiped the food residue around his lips.

Feeling complacent and well-founded, he said to the crying little girl:

"This emperor keeps his word! If he says he will take one bite, he will never take a second bite!"

Hearing this, the little girl cried even more sadly.

And Li Wanji also saw the underpants of the other party's velvet coat, which was printed with a cartoon bear pattern.

It seems that I have misunderstood something.

The other party is not an exhibitionist, but simply has a brain hole.

Just the title "My Emperor"?
Could it be that there is a patient who is comparable to the Ninth Five Supreme in the Qingshan Mental Hospital where I am?
"Beep! Beep..."

Sirens sounded from far and near.

It seems that the people who are enthusiastic about eating melons have called the police as early as the first time.

In the end, the white and tender fat man dressed in cool clothes was taken into a police car by two police officers.

After the police car drove away.

Li Wanji also learned the whole story from an aunt who came to double-eat melons with roasted sweet potatoes in her hand.

In a nutshell.

It's the little girl walking on the road, who was full of joy to unwrap the hamburger wrapper she just bought, and was just about to enjoy it.

At this moment this man appeared.

Said that he has been hungry for seven days and seven nights, can you let him have a bite.

And he also deliberately patted his chest and emphasized with certainty that he would definitely only eat one bite!
Although the uncle was dressed strangely, the kind-hearted little girl finally chose to pass the burger over.

then……

There is no more after that.

The whole hamburger, together with the wrapping paper, was swallowed by the opponent in one gulp.

Not even scum left.

Hearing this, Li Wanji thought it was just an extremely simple story about a very hungry homeless man tricking a little girl into food.

Feeling uninterested, he rode on a small electric donkey and continued to beat the workers for a day.

And not long after he left.

"Woooooo... my beloved crystal glass doll was also eaten by this strange uncle!"

The little girl burst into tears again.

Her mother has always taught her to be a kind and helpful child.

Although the other party said that she would only eat one bite, she was already preparing to give the whole burger to this strange uncle who had been hungry for a long time.

but……

This strange uncle not only swallowed the hamburger in one gulp, but also ate the crystal glass doll he was holding in his hand!
It was my birthday, and my best friend gave me a birthday present with the pocket money I saved!
I usually put it next to my pillow when I sleep!
woo woo woo woo!
At this moment, the little girl deeply felt the danger of the adult world.

In the young heart, it left a huge indelible shadow!

(End of this chapter)