I'm building a heaven in a mental hospital

Chapter 18 The First Encounter between the Northern Underworld Immortal and the Demon Emperor Swallowing the Sky
In the patient activity hall.

After experiencing Li Wanji's comfort, Beiming Immortal Venerable finally stopped being autistic.

Hope for life is rekindled!

Li Tiandi has already personally agreed.

Persevere for a while, and you will save yourself from this terrifying place!
Longing for a free and beautiful life after escaping from the cage here, the Immortal of Beiming.

Pick up the bag of affectionate oranges presented by Li Tiandi.

Peel off the orange peel and just put it in your mouth to enjoy it.

But I heard a strange voice asking in my ear——

"Can I have a bite, please? Just one bite! Never eat more!"

Turn around and look.

It was a big white fat man with a round body in a brand-new hospital gown.

I have never seen this person before, so I think it should be a patient who has just been admitted to the hospital.

Although he is very reluctant to share Li Tiandi's precious gift with others.

But seeing the strong longing in this person's eyes, Immortal Venerable Beiming finally softened his heart.

He picked out a rotten orange with a small piece and handed it over.

And what happened next made him completely dumbfounded.

I saw that the big white fat man opened his mouth wide and swallowed the orange he handed over, together with the orange peel, in a lightning-fast manner.

Then the castration continued unabated, keeping the mouth open and sticking the whole head into the bag.

Such as swallowing a jujube whole, swallowing more than a dozen oranges and even the skin and flesh.

In the end, they didn't even let go of the plastic bags containing the oranges.

He curled up into a ball with his mouth and swallowed it.

Seeing that the other party is so hungry, and looking longingly at the last peeled orange in his other hand.

Immortal Venerable Beiming immediately realized something was wrong.

I just wanted to put the last orange in my mouth, but it was still a step too late.

The other party rushed towards the food like a vicious dog, swallowing the peeled orange in one gulp.

Looking at his empty, drool-stained palms.

The mentality of Beiming Immortal Venerable completely collapsed.

He is not someone who is greedy for food and drink.

What's more, in those days when I was guarding the Tianmen of the Northern Territory as a fairy, I didn't taste any rare delicacies.

But this bag of oranges is very meaningful, it is a gift from Li Tiandi!
"This emperor keeps his word! If you say it, take a bite, and it's a bite!"

The big white fat man finally closed his mouth, licked his lips and commented: "However, your oranges have obviously been stored for a long time, and several of them are spoiled. They are bitter and astringent! But don't worry, my stomach is fine and nothing will happen. Think back to the sky..."

"Ah! This Immortal Venerable is at odds with you! Give me a punch!"

Immortal Venerable Beiming, who was extremely angry, clenched his fist and punched the opponent.

The big white fat man, whose eyes had been blackened all the time, fought back not to be outdone.

The two scuffled together.

The battle scene is extremely hot!

Even the underpants were blown away!

"Stop it all! My butt is itchy, isn't it!"

When a group of patients were watching in full swing.

A black and strong figure carried a palpitating terrifying coercion, and rushed towards it with a roar.

It was in Qingshan Mental Hospital.

All the patients, including the Beiming Immortal, were frightened by the terrifying existence——

horse!orchid!flower!
……

……

call!
Li Wanji, who had finally finished updating the new book, took his hands off the keyboard.

Just about to open the hidden folder in the hard disk, looking for a new round of writing inspiration.

Suddenly, Sister Ma's voice came from outside the door.

Go over and open the office door.

I saw Sister Ma, who was as mighty and majestic as a high wall, carrying a person in each arm, one on the left and one on the right.

Li Wanji was very familiar with the man with a bruised nose, a swollen face, a disheveled shirt, and a big tear in his underpants.

It was the Beiming Immortal Venerable who once suppressed an army of millions of demons with one knife and one dog.

As for the other...

Seeing this miserable white and tender fat man with blue eyes and black eyes, Li Wanji felt very familiar.

After a little recollection, I finally remembered that I had met the other person on the way to work this morning.

It was that brazen beast who wouldn't even let a little girl's hamburger go!
"Dean Li, these two people were fighting in the activity hall just now, and after this Chen Beiming was caught by me, he kept arguing that he wanted to see you!"

At this moment, Sister Malanhua's attitude was a little more flattering than before.

It used to be called "Xiao Li", but now it is called "Dean Li".

"Sister Ma, what did you just... call me?"

"Dean Li! Dean Wu has informed us just now, saying that you are not only a man of virtue, but also hardworking, and that you are the best candidate to take over his position as dean in a few days!"

Good morals?Diligent?
Who exactly is this describing?

As an innocent boy, Li Wanji blushed almost a hundred million times.

"Chen Beiming is indeed my friend. Sister Ma, go and do your work first. I'll take care of these two people."

"Dean Li, you can treat patients as friends. This kind of work spirit is really awe-inspiring. I definitely call on everyone to learn more from you, Dean!"

Before leaving, Sister Ma did not forget to blow a rainbow fart.

This temporary psychotherapist had only been working for half a month, and he was promoted to the position of dean in one step.

You can't take a rocket so fast!

So there is only one truth, there must be someone above this kid!
Maybe this mental hospital is the property he will inherit!
Watching Sister Ma leave, she closed the door.

Li Wanji and this miserable pair of friends with bruised noses and swollen faces stared at each other.

"Can anyone tell me what happened?" he asked.

"Li Tiandi! This person is a brazen lunatic, just now I..."

Immortal Venerable Beiming immediately complained.

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Bai Nen Fatty to retort:

"You are the old lunatic! If you don't agree with me, beat someone!"

"That's why you deserve a beating!"

"You deserve a beating!
……

It is about to turn into a pointless battle of words.

Li Wanji hurriedly stopped again.

After some research, I learned that this was a murder caused by the bag of oranges I gave.

Can't help being speechless.

I bought that bag of oranges two days ago, and several of them were stale, but it was a pity to think about throwing them away.

So I took it as a gift to express the "graciousness" of Immortal Beiming's gift of the knife yesterday.

Bai Nen Fatty muttered: "Isn't it just a bag of rotten oranges? There is a need to be so excited! Besides, before eating it, the emperor asked you if it's okay, and you agreed!"

"What is a bag of rotten oranges! This is gifted to me by Li Tiandi himself, let alone rotten! Even if they are already rotten and moldy bugs are born, it is a precious gift of great significance! As a result You swallowed it all in one gulp, and there wasn't even a plastic bag left!"

As a little fan, the Beiming Immortal Venerable immediately excitedly issued a strong condemnation!
Hearing this, Li Wanji felt a little embarrassed.

As compensation, send some fresh fruit next time.

But just now, the last sentence of this passage also managed to attract his attention.

"What? You ate all the plastic bags? Doesn't this cause indigestion?"

As the next new director of Qingshan Mental Hospital, Li Wanji was afraid of killing him.

I'm already thinking about whether to ask medical staff to come over and wash the stomach of the guy opposite.

"A mere plastic bag, nothing!"

Bai Nen Fatty looked contemptuously and pointed out the window: "Did you see the sun outside the window?"

"Did you see it? What a drop." Li Wanji nodded.

I wondered if the other party's eyes were not so good that he couldn't even see the sun so big in the sky?

"Heh! Originally, there were nine suns in total, but the emperor later ate eight of them! It tastes like chicken, crunchy!"

The white and tender fat man held his head high and looked proud.

Telling about his glorious record as a foodie.

This moment, on this person.

Li Wanji seemed to have seen the scene when he first met Immortal Beiming.

This guy, wouldn't be the same patient as Beiming Immortal Venerable, right?
(End of this chapter)