I'm building a heaven in a mental hospital

Chapter 24 I'm Not Sleepy Talking About This (Happy New Year!)
After enjoying the landlady's wife at home, a large table is full of delicious and sumptuous dinners.

Li Wanji, who was full of food, sat on the sofa in the living room.

Watching a movie with my younger sister Xiao Junyi while chatting with my older sister Chen Junyao.

【Yaoyao, what are you doing? 】

[No reason. 】

【What are you doing? 】

【That's how you know what I want to do? 】

[Thinking of you, of course I want to know what you are doing. 】

【Oh well.Satisfy you. 】

With this reply, there was no news over there.

Li Wanji was still wondering what was going on.

One minute later, I received a picture from Chen Junyao.

The moment the picture is loaded.

He was so frightened that the phone flew out.

It was a bloody corpse of a monster with a human face and a bird body, obviously just hacked to death.

And it's a close-up!
It's a big night, and I just had a full meal, who can resist it!

"Brother Wanji, what's the matter with you?!"

Xiao Junyi, who was snuggling beside him and watching TV intently, was also taken aback by this sudden movement.

"Is this movie so scary that it scares you, brother? If so, Xiaoyi won't watch it in the future!" Little Loli asked worriedly.

Li Wanji glanced at it. In the movie, a group of sheep and a wolf chased each other in the green prairie, but more than 1000 episodes were full of happy daily life.

It is indeed scary enough!

"It's all right, it's just that your sister suddenly sent an exciting photo just now, and my brother couldn't hold himself back for a while."

Li Wanji told the truth, but made a small change in language skills.

As for the photos, they must never be shown to little loli.

In the middle of the night, if something bad happens, then I won't have a wife in the future.

"Sister? Stimulating photos?"

Little Lolita suddenly remembered something, excitedly said: "Xiaoyi also has a lot of pictures of her sister here!"

"Oh, yeah."

Li Wanji was not very interested, and nodded perfunctorily to show that he knew.

After all, things like photos can't capture her real beauty and aura at all.

Real people are often seen, what's the point of looking at photos.

"The older sisters in the photo are all naked." Little Lolita immediately added.

Ok?
If you talk about this.

He is not sleepy at all, very interested!
"If your sister knew that you secretly showed me her picture, wouldn't she be angry with you?"

Although the itch in his heart was like a cat scratching, Li Wanji consulted to ensure safety.

Again--

He can still tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal!
If she was misunderstood by Chen Junyao, and she used illegal means to lure and trade with her most beloved sister, her favorability would probably be lost on the spot.

Don't lose the big because of the small!

In the future, it will be a matter of course when the raw rice is cooked and the rice is cooked, so you can look at it however you want!
Why!Not only can you see it, but you can also touch it!
"It's okay, my sister told me not to show it to outsiders, but Brother Wanji, you must not be an outsider! Brother, wait, I'll show it to you right now!"

Looking at the back of little loli running away happily, Li Wanji was so moved that he was about to cry.

How else can I say that Xiaoyi is smart and likable since she was a child!
It's really a considerate little padded jacket!
Not long after, when I got a heavy photo album that looked very old at first glance.

The unbridled smile on the corner of Li Wanji's mouth gradually froze.

A bad premonition cast over my heart.

Open the photo album.

Sure enough, everything was as he expected.

As for the clothes, I really didn't wear them.

But the Chen Junyao in the photo is several years younger than the little Junyi in front of her.

This is not too much punishment!

Li Wanji, who was expressionless, suppressed his disappointment and closed the album.

After picking up the phone that was thrown away just now, he was so excited that he hadn't got it back yet.

Open the chat box, and there is a new unread message behind it——

【Participating in the mission of clearing and suppressing the Daoist Alliance. This bird demon has just been killed and is still hot. If you want to see it, I can take two more pictures for you. 】

Not to be outdone, Li Wanji stared at the screen and typed: [Your sister is beside me now, I hope Chen Junyao will be careful with your words and deeds, and stop posting these unhealthy photos, otherwise I will show Xiaoyi my phone right now! 】

Sure enough, as soon as this remark came out.

He successfully grasped the opponent's weakness.

Chen Junyao: [Quickly delete the picture!If Xiaoyi sees it and gets scared, I will beat you to death with a black iron broad knife weighing more than 300 kilograms!Forget it, stop talking nonsense with you, I have now received an order to join the main force! 】

Li Wanji: 【Pay attention to safety, let me know when the mission is over. 】

【it is good. 】

……

……

Chen Junyao put down her phone.

As soon as he looked up, he saw a girl in a white dress who was sitting on the rock in front of her, looking at her suspiciously.

"Didn't forget to reply to the message during the rest of the mission. Could it be... Sister Yaoyao, your boyfriend?!"

The girl in the white dress put her chin in her hands and asked with great interest.

"P...Ordinary friends."

Shocked, Chen Junyao quickly put the phone into her pocket.

"That's right, it's a man! And sister Yaoyao, don't stutter, this is not like you at all. It seems that this ordinary male friend is very extraordinary!"

On the word "ordinary", the accent is deliberately added for emphasis.

"Yuanyuan, stop making fun of me!"

"Okay, okay! But when there is a chance, sister Yaoyao, you must bring this ordinary male friend out for me to get to know him!"

The girl in the white skirt called Yuanyuan obviously has a very close relationship with Chen Junyao.

He directly took her hand and begged with a pitiful look.

"Why did you see him?"

The girl in the white skirt pursed her mouth and said, "I'm just curious, what kind of strange man can be your ordinary male friend, Sister Yaoyao! Captain Sun, who is young and promising, mustered up his courage and wanted to ask you for a contact information, but you ruthlessly rejected it!"

"My friend, he's just an ordinary person who doesn't know how to practice. He can make glib jokes on weekdays, and he is never in shape. If you really want to say that he is a strange man, he is just a strange man."

"Sister Yaoyao, you are not afraid that you will snatch your ordinary male friends, so you are deliberately belittling here?"

The girl in the white skirt was obviously unbelievable.

From her point of view, who just turned seventeen this year and has never had a love affair.

Sister Junyao doesn't even look at young and promising monks like Captain Sun, she probably likes more outstanding existences.

How could it be possible to like a worthless ordinary person?
"Yuanyuan, if you can fall in love with this man, then just take it away and become your husband!"

"Is this true?"

"Naturally!"

Chen Junyao was very determined.

A man like Li Wanji, who has no prominent family background and no cultivation background, looks mediocre no matter how you look at it.

Surely he couldn't catch the eyes of the girl in the white skirt.

What's more, the other party has such a big brother-level grandfather who protects his weaknesses.

Any young talent in the Guardian League who wants to get close to her must first consider whether they can withstand her grandfather's palm thunder.

"Sister Yaoyao, what does it feel like to like someone?"

The girl in the white skirt, who was not yet in love, turned her head and asked curiously.

Chen Junyao was silent for a while.

Slowly said:
"I want to see him, but I dare not look at him. I want to see him, but I dare not see him."

"It's so profound, I can't understand it at all!"

The girl in the white dress gave up exploring such obscure and difficult questions that were beyond her comprehension.

Instead, he looked up at the high mountain above his head, which was covered in thick fog at night.

Puzzled and whispered:
"According to the investigation in the alliance, it is said that the lair of the dead bat demon king is here. According to the normal situation, the demon king's death and the group of demons should have scattered and fled. Why are there so many monsters hiding at the foot of the mountain?"

　I wish you all a Happy New Year!In the new year, you will be in good health, rich in wealth, happy in love, and your wishes will come true!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)