I'm building a heaven in a mental hospital

Chapter 5 The Great Philosopher in the Asylum
There was a knock on the door.

Li Wanji, who was concentrating on his study while facing the computer screen, his hand speed was full.

It took less than a second to skillfully turn off the player.

Sit up straight, pick up the pen at hand to pretend to be working diligently, and signal the people outside the door to come in.

Two energetic mental patients opened the door and walked in.

The one in the lead was an acquaintance of Li Wanji, who had come here to receive psychological therapy.

He is known as the "Great Inventor", a generation of geniuses!
Speaking of this person's earth-shattering inventions, they are really awesome!
Among them, the two inventions that surprised Li Wanji the most and also had the most profound impact——

One is a flashlight that only lights up when there is light.

When there is no light, it will never light up!
At that time, Li Wanji, who had just joined the job for two days, raised reasonable questions with the thinking of a normal person.

Walking at night with this flashlight, isn't it the same as having nothing?

And this great inventor showed contempt and disdain for the mentally retarded.

Are you stupid, wouldn't you take another normal flashlight to shine on this flashlight you invented?
The answer is well-founded and convincing!
And another invention is a bicycle with only two wheels, no seat and no pedal chain, which requires a person to push the ground with both feet to move forward!
With the lessons learned from the flashlight, Li Wanji chose to lose his mind and give up thinking.

Thumbs up means it's really awesome!

It is said that this great inventor with strong hands-on ability, unconstrained thinking and increasingly thinning hair has lived in Qingshan Mental Hospital since its establishment ten years ago.

As one of the "founders" of the mental hospital, he has many privileges in the hospital.

Just like now, you can directly bring patients to the psychological consultation room without the company of the nurse.

"Comrade Li, my dear friend heard that yours is very big, so he asked me to bring him here for a try!"

The great inventor, who wore a white vest and big pants different from other patients, introduced the purpose of the trip as soon as he entered the door.

"Ah?! How do you know mine is big?!"

Li Wanji turned pale with shock.

Could it be that there is a pervert here, frenziedly peeping at himself in the bathroom?

"Isn't that what you said last time? You have read a lot of books, so you have a great vision. It just so happens that my best friend is also a great philosopher who is good at thinking about the nature of the world!"

Li Wanji heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that it was referring to this.

Turning his head to look at this great philosopher who was thinking about the nature of the world in a mental hospital.

This person looked about the same age as himself, with fair skin and regular facial features.

Wearing gold-rimmed glasses, he looks gentle and gentle, but he does have a bit of a scholarly temperament.

"Please sit down!"

Li Wanji stretched out his hand and invited the two to sit down across from each other.

"Mr. Li, do you think you are really alive now?"

As soon as he was seated, the great philosopher pushed his glasses and asked such a thought-provoking question with a solemn expression.

"Then... what else?"

"In my eyes, you are already dead. Maybe the world you are in now is just a dream fabricated by Mr. Li before you died. Everything is not real."

If you are a normal person, you must scoff when you hear these words.

But Li Wanji, who has been a man for two lifetimes, couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat after hearing about it.

Is he really reincarnated through time travel?
Is it just an imaginary thought before dying while overworked on the keyboard and burping on the keyboard?
"Snapped!"

The great philosopher with an inscrutable smile on his face was taken aback by the great inventor next to him.

Even the glasses flew off.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I can understand it!" The great inventor, who was unable to participate, strongly expressed his inner dissatisfaction.

On the other hand, Li Wanji silently clicked on the mobile hard drive.

Looking at the rows of file names full of charm and fond memories.

He got the answer from it and was no longer confused.

From these videos, he met many beautiful teachers with both virtue and skill, and learned a lot of new and strange knowledge (zi) knowledge (shi) that he has never heard of!
This is all conjectures that cannot be conceived!

So I must be real and alive!
"Mr. Li, as the psychotherapist of Qingshan Hospital, your duty is to cure our mental illness, right?"

The great philosopher who was photographed with a brain, immediately changed to a topic that was close to his own and others' lives, simple and easy to understand.

"Yes, that's right." Li Wanji nodded.

At the same time, I was thinking about this young man with glasses who is known as a great philosopher.

The utterances are clear, no matter how you look at it, you look like a normal person.

How did you get caught and come in for treatment?

In the next second, Li Wanji knew the reason.

"But Mr. Li, have you ever thought that while you cured us, you also ruthlessly deprived us of our right to be idiots?"

These words made Li Wanji drop the pen in his hand.

The angle of this question is really tricky, no seven or eighty years of cerebral thrombosis can't be asked at all!
Sure enough, he is worthy of the name of a great philosopher!

No wonder you can become close friends with the great inventor next to you!

What a crouching dragon and phoenix chick!
"Actually, brother, your question is completely a paradox."

"Why?"

"Because normal people can't ask this question at all. But if I ask it, it proves that my treatment has not been successful."

"It makes sense! You have successfully won my Yang Erque's approval!"

The great philosopher who lives up to his name, nodded his approval of Li Wanji.

Then Li Wanji chatted with this pair of crouching dragons and phoenixes about "how many kilograms of psychological shadow will the tree produce when a person runs naked around the tree at the speed of light".

Of course, such an unfathomable topic is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people like Li Wanji.

Be quiet and be a competent listener.

Finally sent away this pair of living treasures.

He glanced at the calendar on the wall.

Thinking about business, Li Wanji took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the landlady's eldest daughter, Chen Junyao.

【Are you free this Sunday? 】

【some. 】As soon as the message was sent, a reply was received.

[Little Junyi said that she wanted to go to the amusement park, and she hadn't seen you as a sister for several days, and she cried and clamored to see you, but she didn't listen to her persuasion. 】

【Okay, see you on Sunday. 】

Over the past year of getting along, Li Wanji has thoroughly figured out this iceberg beauty.

No matter what kind of invitation, as long as it is in the name of her sister Xiao Junyi.

can easily succeed.

As for the little loli who is used as a tool, do you have any opinions...

I really thought that I was feeding for nothing on weekdays!
Satisfied, he put down his phone, leaned on the back of the chair, closed his eyes and meditated.

I slept too late last night because of the new tenant.

Just now, he was dizzy again by the profound academic discussion between the great inventor and the great philosopher.

Drowsiness strikes, unknowingly falls asleep.

dreamland.

Surrounded by vast clouds of smoke like silk, there are endless white jade steps under the feet.

This is the strange dream that every time I fall asleep, I will enter into a strange dream since I was reincarnated in a parallel world.

The jade steps that he had just walked behind him were immediately engulfed in smoke and disappeared without a trace.

Can only move forward, not backward!

Over the past 22 years, he has been climbing up every day and every night.

Anyway, there is nothing else to do in the dream, and idleness is idleness.

I really want to know what exists at the end of the sky.

Today, the answer is finally revealed!
I don't know how long it took to climb.

In the past 22 years, every time it looks like endless white jade steps.

Suddenly there is no extension.

A vast platform can already be vaguely seen.

Li Wanji regained his spirits, and immediately strode up.

"boom!"

An invisible hard wall prevented him from stepping into the platform that was also paved with jade.

Tried several times, same result.

Through the layers of smoke.

He vaguely saw a tall and majestic gate not far from the platform.

There seems to be some big characters engraved on the plaque.

However, due to the obstruction of smoke and clouds, it cannot be seen clearly and cannot be recognized.

Is this kidding?
In Li Wanji's heart at this moment, ten thousand grass-mud horses came galloping and galloping away, trampling his wounded heart repeatedly.

In short, the mentality is completely broken.

22 full years!
More than 8000 days and nights! More than 20 hours!

In dreams, when others embrace their wives and concubines in groups, they are forced to climb the stairs; when others eat delicious delicacies in their dreams, they are forced to climb the stairs; Forced to climb stairs!
Always talk about everything in the dream.

But I am a stair-climbing machine with no emotions!
uncomfortable.want to cry.

Sudden.

Li Wanji, who felt uncomfortable in the dream, felt that someone outside was calling him.

Open your eyes from sleep.

A round bald head that is shiny and shiny, reflecting the charming sunset light.

Occupies the entire eye.

(End of this chapter)