I'm building a heaven in a mental hospital
Chapter 60 Toilet Night Chapter!I literally only ate 1 bite!
Chapter 60 Toilet Talk!I literally only ate one bite!
Around the tree?streaking?
Psychological shadow area?How many catties?
Putting these words alone, even the blood shadow evil spirits could understand them.
But now they are combined together, but they can't understand anything at all.
"You can't think of an answer to such a simple question, so you should die on the spot."
After waiting for ten seconds, the evil spirit still trembled and did not answer.
The great philosopher lost his patience and was ready to do it.
"I don't accept it! How can there be an answer to this kind of question? I think you just want me to die!"
Knowing that there is no way to escape the evil spirit that is sure to die, he shouted unwillingly.
The great philosopher pushed his gold-rimmed glasses.
Looking at this evil spirit with contempt and disdain for the mentally retarded:
"The answer, 100° obtuse angle! Such a simple question, anyone with a little brain can figure it out, okay, you still say you are not stupid?!"
obtuse angle? 100°?
Is there any connection between the area and the weight?
It doesn't matter if it's half a dime!
At this moment, Xie Chong suddenly understood the true meaning of the name of this Qingshan Mental Hospital!
He just wanted to scold the idiot who played with his IQ before him before he died.
A hand was placed on his shoulder.
"Well, I almost forgot about this. Being able to use waste can make your death a little worthless."
The great philosopher who dropped the line.
So he left with a large pile of precious toilet paper gifted by the first emperor.
But Xie Chong, who was patted on the shoulder, lost all his strength and fell limp on the ground.
Like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
Shortly after.
Another white, tender, fat figure, rubbing his soft belly, appeared in the hospital corridor.
It was the Tuntian Demon Emperor who was so hungry that he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night.
Since the theft of the toilet, he has personally experienced the horrible love of Malanhua,
Now I'm so scared that I don't dare to chew on things anymore.
But in the long night, how can you fall asleep when you are so hungry?
So he came out to see if there were any mice or something that he could look for and use to beat his teeth and fill his belly.
Eat vermin rats or something?
Malanhua, that terrible woman, shouldn't blame me, right?
Tuntian Yaohuang was thinking anxiously.
Suddenly, he saw the blood shadow on the ground in the corridor ahead.
Huh!What did you discover?
There is a single wild evil spirit here!
Swallowing the demon emperor looked ecstatic!
A high-quality evil spirit can be digested by oneself for several days!
They have a lot of pure energy in their bodies, but evil spirits are not easy to deal with!
Shhh!
Try approaching it slowly from behind without making any noise!
"Little fat man, what do you want to do?"
Xie Chong, who called the sky should not call the earth, suddenly noticed a big white fat man approaching quietly behind him.
And the halazi in the mouth has flowed out one meter long.
"Oh! So you can't move now... Hehehe!"
Seeing that his method of quietly approaching from behind failed, and the evil spirit was obviously severely injured and unable to resist, the Heaven Swallowing Demon Emperor simply stopped pretending.
Come before this wild evil spirit that ran out of nowhere.
He squatted down and looked up and down with excited eyes.
Having devoured the flesh and blood of many innocent souls, he, who has done many evil things, has felt fear for a long time.
Especially when the saliva from the other party's mouth has already dripped onto him.
It's okay, it's okay.
This fat man is not like the bespectacled young man just now, so he will definitely not be able to hurt himself.
Xie Chong tried his best to comfort his frightened self.
But what happened tonight was beyond common sense.
But he has already vaguely felt it.
If there is no accident, the accident will definitely happen again.
"Do you mind if I take a bite? I'll just take a bite, absolutely!"
Finally found the Tuntian Yaohuang, who had a suitable mouth position, and asked the special words before the meal.
For example, the Beiming Immortal Venerable Old Chen who was once eaten a whole bag of oranges in one bite is here.
You must know this guy's so-called bite, absolutely not even scum left.
"You want...to eat me?"
Xie Chong thought he had heard wrong.
At first, I saw the big white fat man laughing strangely, and looking at his naked self with that incomparably wretched gaze.
I thought he was going to do something strange to himself.
It turned out that he wanted to eat himself?
However, he is a spirit body now, without even a trace of flesh and blood, so how should he eat it?
Soon he knew the answer.
The other party had already gnawed on his shoulder.
Logically speaking, as a spirit body, I shouldn't feel anything.
But at the moment it's under the other party's mouth.
But I really felt that the body was slowly being eaten away, and the unspeakable pain was transmitted to the depths of the soul.
He who once ruthlessly fed on the flesh and blood of living beings never imagined that he would be treated as a delicacy by others...
People who devour people will eat them forever!
1 minute later.
Even the floor was not spared, and the Tuntian Yaohuang licked it well.
Hiccupped, staggered and stood up.
full full!
The only pity is that this lonely wild evil spirit has probably done too much evil, and its spirit body is cold and gloomy.
It tastes like eating ice cubes, and the taste is not very good.
It's a pity that the conditions are limited, otherwise you can burn a large pot and add some seasonings, which should taste better.
After eating a whole evil spirit's Tuntian Yaohuang, he felt his stomach was a little cold and uncomfortable.
So I wandered to the public toilet, preparing to clean up the impurities in my stomach a little.
He was too lazy to turn on the light, and took advantage of the sparse moonlight shining through the window.
Pushing open a door, she took off her pants and sat down.
Then the action was just halfway through.
A warm palm firmly supported his buttocks.
"Someone!"
A concise and gentle voice came from behind.
So Tuntian Yaohuang lifted his pants and went to the next room.
From the voice, he also heard the identity of the other party.
It was Yang Erque, the new roommate who was loved by His Majesty after he moved out.
"Do you want paper? Your Majesty gave me a lot."
"it is good!"
Tuntian Yaohuang took a large ball of soft toilet paper from the gap under the pit.
Then the two of them began to sit on the toilet, in the dark toilet with no lights on.
Chat with each other about life and ideals.
After half an hour.
The common toilet, which was originally dark, was suddenly lit up.
The sound of heavy footsteps full of oppression, walked into it step by step.
"Bang! Bang!"
The two connected toilet wooden doors were pushed open heavily by a pair of generous and powerful palms.
It is precisely because of the job promotion that the salary has also skyrocketed.
Determined to dedicate his life to the Qingshan Mental Hospital under the leadership of Dean Li, to shine brightly...
Malan flower!
The sudden change made the two people who were chatting hotly scared scream.
Hurry up and cover your little brother with your hands.
"What are you covering! I didn't see anything when I got the injection, and I saw more bread than you have ever eaten!"
The brave and fearless Ma Lanhua did not have the slightest stage fright, and she was terrified.
In the end, he said coldly:
"I'll give you 30 seconds to wipe your ass off and get out! Why do you want to go to the bathroom without sleeping for so long in the middle of the night?"
Say 30 seconds.
But it only took less than ten seconds for the two of them.
They were already standing neatly in front of Malanhua outside the men's room.
Sister Ma has one in each hand.
He directly took the collars of the two of them and threw them into their respective wards.
Horror!
(End of this chapter)
Around the tree?streaking?
Psychological shadow area?How many catties?
Putting these words alone, even the blood shadow evil spirits could understand them.
But now they are combined together, but they can't understand anything at all.
"You can't think of an answer to such a simple question, so you should die on the spot."
After waiting for ten seconds, the evil spirit still trembled and did not answer.
The great philosopher lost his patience and was ready to do it.
"I don't accept it! How can there be an answer to this kind of question? I think you just want me to die!"
Knowing that there is no way to escape the evil spirit that is sure to die, he shouted unwillingly.
The great philosopher pushed his gold-rimmed glasses.
Looking at this evil spirit with contempt and disdain for the mentally retarded:
"The answer, 100° obtuse angle! Such a simple question, anyone with a little brain can figure it out, okay, you still say you are not stupid?!"
obtuse angle? 100°?
Is there any connection between the area and the weight?
It doesn't matter if it's half a dime!
At this moment, Xie Chong suddenly understood the true meaning of the name of this Qingshan Mental Hospital!
He just wanted to scold the idiot who played with his IQ before him before he died.
A hand was placed on his shoulder.
"Well, I almost forgot about this. Being able to use waste can make your death a little worthless."
The great philosopher who dropped the line.
So he left with a large pile of precious toilet paper gifted by the first emperor.
But Xie Chong, who was patted on the shoulder, lost all his strength and fell limp on the ground.
Like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
Shortly after.
Another white, tender, fat figure, rubbing his soft belly, appeared in the hospital corridor.
It was the Tuntian Demon Emperor who was so hungry that he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night.
Since the theft of the toilet, he has personally experienced the horrible love of Malanhua,
Now I'm so scared that I don't dare to chew on things anymore.
But in the long night, how can you fall asleep when you are so hungry?
So he came out to see if there were any mice or something that he could look for and use to beat his teeth and fill his belly.
Eat vermin rats or something?
Malanhua, that terrible woman, shouldn't blame me, right?
Tuntian Yaohuang was thinking anxiously.
Suddenly, he saw the blood shadow on the ground in the corridor ahead.
Huh!What did you discover?
There is a single wild evil spirit here!
Swallowing the demon emperor looked ecstatic!
A high-quality evil spirit can be digested by oneself for several days!
They have a lot of pure energy in their bodies, but evil spirits are not easy to deal with!
Shhh!
Try approaching it slowly from behind without making any noise!
"Little fat man, what do you want to do?"
Xie Chong, who called the sky should not call the earth, suddenly noticed a big white fat man approaching quietly behind him.
And the halazi in the mouth has flowed out one meter long.
"Oh! So you can't move now... Hehehe!"
Seeing that his method of quietly approaching from behind failed, and the evil spirit was obviously severely injured and unable to resist, the Heaven Swallowing Demon Emperor simply stopped pretending.
Come before this wild evil spirit that ran out of nowhere.
He squatted down and looked up and down with excited eyes.
Having devoured the flesh and blood of many innocent souls, he, who has done many evil things, has felt fear for a long time.
Especially when the saliva from the other party's mouth has already dripped onto him.
It's okay, it's okay.
This fat man is not like the bespectacled young man just now, so he will definitely not be able to hurt himself.
Xie Chong tried his best to comfort his frightened self.
But what happened tonight was beyond common sense.
But he has already vaguely felt it.
If there is no accident, the accident will definitely happen again.
"Do you mind if I take a bite? I'll just take a bite, absolutely!"
Finally found the Tuntian Yaohuang, who had a suitable mouth position, and asked the special words before the meal.
For example, the Beiming Immortal Venerable Old Chen who was once eaten a whole bag of oranges in one bite is here.
You must know this guy's so-called bite, absolutely not even scum left.
"You want...to eat me?"
Xie Chong thought he had heard wrong.
At first, I saw the big white fat man laughing strangely, and looking at his naked self with that incomparably wretched gaze.
I thought he was going to do something strange to himself.
It turned out that he wanted to eat himself?
However, he is a spirit body now, without even a trace of flesh and blood, so how should he eat it?
Soon he knew the answer.
The other party had already gnawed on his shoulder.
Logically speaking, as a spirit body, I shouldn't feel anything.
But at the moment it's under the other party's mouth.
But I really felt that the body was slowly being eaten away, and the unspeakable pain was transmitted to the depths of the soul.
He who once ruthlessly fed on the flesh and blood of living beings never imagined that he would be treated as a delicacy by others...
People who devour people will eat them forever!
1 minute later.
Even the floor was not spared, and the Tuntian Yaohuang licked it well.
Hiccupped, staggered and stood up.
full full!
The only pity is that this lonely wild evil spirit has probably done too much evil, and its spirit body is cold and gloomy.
It tastes like eating ice cubes, and the taste is not very good.
It's a pity that the conditions are limited, otherwise you can burn a large pot and add some seasonings, which should taste better.
After eating a whole evil spirit's Tuntian Yaohuang, he felt his stomach was a little cold and uncomfortable.
So I wandered to the public toilet, preparing to clean up the impurities in my stomach a little.
He was too lazy to turn on the light, and took advantage of the sparse moonlight shining through the window.
Pushing open a door, she took off her pants and sat down.
Then the action was just halfway through.
A warm palm firmly supported his buttocks.
"Someone!"
A concise and gentle voice came from behind.
So Tuntian Yaohuang lifted his pants and went to the next room.
From the voice, he also heard the identity of the other party.
It was Yang Erque, the new roommate who was loved by His Majesty after he moved out.
"Do you want paper? Your Majesty gave me a lot."
"it is good!"
Tuntian Yaohuang took a large ball of soft toilet paper from the gap under the pit.
Then the two of them began to sit on the toilet, in the dark toilet with no lights on.
Chat with each other about life and ideals.
After half an hour.
The common toilet, which was originally dark, was suddenly lit up.
The sound of heavy footsteps full of oppression, walked into it step by step.
"Bang! Bang!"
The two connected toilet wooden doors were pushed open heavily by a pair of generous and powerful palms.
It is precisely because of the job promotion that the salary has also skyrocketed.
Determined to dedicate his life to the Qingshan Mental Hospital under the leadership of Dean Li, to shine brightly...
Malan flower!
The sudden change made the two people who were chatting hotly scared scream.
Hurry up and cover your little brother with your hands.
"What are you covering! I didn't see anything when I got the injection, and I saw more bread than you have ever eaten!"
The brave and fearless Ma Lanhua did not have the slightest stage fright, and she was terrified.
In the end, he said coldly:
"I'll give you 30 seconds to wipe your ass off and get out! Why do you want to go to the bathroom without sleeping for so long in the middle of the night?"
Say 30 seconds.
But it only took less than ten seconds for the two of them.
They were already standing neatly in front of Malanhua outside the men's room.
Sister Ma has one in each hand.
He directly took the collars of the two of them and threw them into their respective wards.
Horror!
(End of this chapter)
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